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Please note that Crappy has ignored Turbo's attempt to end the NES with no "continuation dots". .... which they won, with an additional award from the Duke of Edinborough Foundation, that showed just how much the Commonwealth considered .....
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Your Skipper hopes that he is not giving anything away, but NESers should please note the following when considering Investment decisions in TAT. Turbo is a fine figure of a man, although as all NESers & trained pilots would know, his grip on the controls appear to be excessive, and you wouldn't want him to have that grip on yours. What Turbo fails to inform is that his compressed coal also has a high percentage of compressed and dried cat poo, which raises the CV of the mixture to spectacular levels and does not require any fuel storage on the aircraft. Tubb has developed steam which can overpower rotor downdraft, and this has other spectacular applications that are presently being patented. Stay tuned for more news.
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..... his local butcher, and also the pet shops around his area, as TI thought it one of life's great ironies if cats could be rebranded as rabbits by the butcher, and even more-so if they could be recycled back as feed for pet shop moggies, thereby repeating the cycle. While some of our many readers might say "Erky Perky" to this concept, TI immediately won a Mextorian award for novel business practices, as formerly won by Mick Gatto & also as won by the bloke that imports the machetes under the brand name & distribution network of "Machete Kingdom". TI took a page 2 full page advert in the AGE to publicize their success and also entered .....
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.... taxed, as after a lengthy battle in the High Court, skins were declared to be "non-cats", and without .....
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... compared with the 1st version of the Subaru Brumby, which not many people know, were developed to avoid the U.S. 25% “Chicken Tax” on trucks, so they welded rear‑facing jump seats into the tray so it could be classified as a passenger car instead of a truck. That type of practice is typical of the shifty tax avoiding nature and people in the transport industry (Turboref) whereas those in the mining & barrister legal caper always pay their fair share and sleep well at night. In Australia it is even less known by the people, that there has been on the books a tax on Cats (meow not track-rattle) and to address that, Turbine Industries have designed the .....
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..... beat Tulloch over 3,200 m at Flemington, but it had trouble over the jumps, and .....
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.... the Fargo would even lift its tail and break wind, just so that Turbo's grandad would know .....
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.... everyone knows that hats are the natural enemy of pusher props. But Thrusters don't have a pusher prop said bull "Oh crap" he replied "I must have had the plans around backwards during one of my dyslexia attacks, so we'll have to ......"
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AI really fought me when preparing that photo, as once I nominated The Turbo Planner, it insisted on changing ASIC to A SICKO, ...... so Crappy had to push back hard on that.
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Here, dear readers, is a peak into Tubb's manbag and there are a couple of things to note: 1 You can see his fake identity photo and DOB. Take no notice of those, as he needed to establish them anew because when he scrolled back for 15 minutes on the ASIC DOB website, it did not go back far enough, so he did not exist. 2 - Tubb must have had a particularly productive weekend as he usually has a pack of 12 Johnnies in that bag.
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.... and in wallets and man-bags, next to the condoms, as an ASIC Card is a surefire way to get a .....
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And here he is mid 2026, trying to find his way home after a night on the Jungle Juice at the Moorabbin equivalent of the BOB (which is one of the few dives that have not yet been firebombed or ram raided in Melbournistan).
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Here, dear readers, is the image of the individual that the driver had in mind. He got it spot on, too, as that is the young virile Turbo that I knew, admired, and was proud to call my best friend.
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.... Mextoria, where you can obtain the best protection from prosecution that money can buy. "Do nothing special" the driver said modestly "Just treat me like Dan and I'll be living in a mansion down the coast in no time ............... and also, can you get me an introduction to that mystical fellow (he is like a mixture between Zorro & the scarlet Pimple, but with a capital T) the Turgidplonker as he is famous in the trucking and speedway games and I have idolized him since I was in short pants and had a .....
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..... which he designed, using the chassis of a Freightliner (pre stress-cracks), and the body of a .....
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.... bustle, and jiggling her .....
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.... didn't realise that at the end of the night Cappy would walk Mavis Slim over to the stockade ..... because she could fit between the bars, and then give Turbo a well deserved.....
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.... perhaps soon to be The Islamic Republic of not so Great Britain, and given his stout service, numerous medals (including the VD and Scar) plus his still weeping wound, this made Turbs a little .....
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.... above items all being essential progressive qualifications for an AO in Australian not so polite society. But to make it into the lead in the FWAF and IANNGMOOH really accelerated him up the ladder to King's Birthday (it will always be Queen's Birthday to me) honors. One interesting observation was that as he was accelerated up the awards ladder, he noticed, as a fleeting glance, the names of bull and the Turgidplonker there, stuck at a lowish level as he went by, and he was heartened to know that AOs cannot be bought with either cash or prawns, yet they can be .....
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.... and he's had a grip on it ever since, which is not a bad effort for a man of his seniority on Wreck Frying.
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..... warkers, who ....
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Cappy has actually been asked to host those shows + read the news, as not many people know that the network plans to flick the Erwin kiddie. So let's see how it all goes over coming weeks. He has also been offered Karl's gig on the morning show, so perhaps a name change to Cappy Steppenoverit is on the cards.
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.... to expose the fact that he was also a star on The Farmer wants a Floozy, and one of the finalists on I'm a Nuff Nuff get me Out of Here, so Cappy was getting more exposure, cash and chicks that was .....
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.... his opera singing, piano playing alter ego Dudley Moore took over once the cameras were on. The crowd were stunned and Delta was beside herself with admiration, so the entire ..... Crappy looked just like this .... always happy and jovial, but taller
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..... from Delta "Get over there into that naughty corner and I will be over there as soon as the cameras are off, then Kyle will come over too and we can have a triet (duet + 1ref) .....
