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  1. .... female specialist named Haddy (Not many people know that in Icelandic/Norse tradition, Haddy relates to Hadda, derived from Old Norse Haddr, meaning “a lady’s hair” ... and as most people know, bull is fond of hairy ladies, ....... NTTIAWWT). She is known in Iceland as a Haddockette, and bull is confident that it will be worth the effort, because Haddock is a ......
  2. ...mally for ....
  3. ...stone...
  4. ... the Producers of "Saving Private Ryan" (a modernised version of the vaudeville hit play "Saving Private Turbo" and the later reprise version written by Cappy, called "Shooting Corporal Turbo") or "Lots-of-Trees Gump" or whatever other southern set movie that Turbo was alluding to in his last post (Bugleref). The draining of the trench became a bigger .....
  5. .... another suggested putting the phone in rice, except that rice had not yet been introduced to the US at thattime, and as the Texan often said "We all don't need to eat that foreign muck, as we's got biscuits and gravy + grits, and that'll .....
  6. ..... and it was an early non-waterproof phone too, so they were cactus, due to ......
  7. .... , or even during the Americal War of Independence, where a Turbine (perhaps Turbo's dad) dad fought with Georgey W (fought with as in battled beside, not was opposed to), where .... Tubb's relo is thought to be the bloke sitting down on the right having a bludge, and whingeing because George had a pony.
  8. ..... wanted to play in his forums and podcasts anymore, .... yet the frailties of human nature meant that they would be strangely drawn to sneak back for a peak before being outraged once more. While this is a somewhat internet-based phenomenon, and 21st century AI related behavior, not many readers know that this all relates back to the French Revolution, where .....
  9. .... he did, and which proved to be manifestly effective during the Boer War, which much confused those of a Dutch persuasion, when he fed in the phurphy about .....
  10. .... gain-of-function technology .... but as this was happening it became obvious from stickers, lunch wrappers and graffiti on the inside, that the statue was similar in source to the French gift of the Statue of Liberty, and it was little known to most Russians that the Volograd "Motherland Calls" memorial had been gifted to the Russian Federation by the CIA, and that sword was actually a 3000 gain antenna that sent secret squirrel stuff straight back to Langley and directly into Peter Hegseth's office. The CIA head of station at the Motherland Calls CIA office was a burly Texan who spoke bugger all Russian, and as a result he ......
  11. .... guano, and the possibility that a bunch of Anthony Fauci clones will come looking for Covid excuses, by scraping up the .....
  12. ..... it was cavernous crack, and in Russia that means .....
  13. .... as he assumed that this was another Statue of Liberty type deal, with a revolving restaurant inside the head, so placed his broom down carefully, shinnied up one leg, climbed up the thigh and went looking for an entrance, as there was none at ground level. His effort was rewarded when he found ......
  14. ..... meant that he threw Vlad against a wall (like he used to do in the pool room at the Burwood pub), and Vlad's army of KGB thugs beat Cappy to a pulp, hence why he looks a bit like John Gorton. This and his ingesting of the high grade of the Chiselsley Range ore, where he spins compasses wherever he goes, are the reasons why Cappy's status was downgraded to Mining Magnet, ..... but he thanks his mate Turdy for the upgrade via his miss-spelling of the term. However, the outcome wasn't all bad, as Vlad's daughter and Lang's daughter couldn't resist Cappy's rugged (yet smashed) good looks and Cappy has been enjoying the considerable pleasures of those relationships for a number of decades. (They don't necessarily like it when he coughs up Chiselsley fine red dust after a particularly torrid session, but hey, you need to sometimes accept the good with the bad). Vlad too had come to like and admire Crappy, and Vlad awarded him the ......
  15. ..... the type of carpet that single sex couples use to cover their abodes. Ping had had enough of the inyourendo that was typical of the NES, so she called a meeting of the Labor Super-Bitches in the front bar of the Cantberra Hilton, and they resolved to take Eeean to task for allowing the NES to be taken over by a couple of the leading members of the Aussie Aviation Caper, in order to .....
  16. .... "Are you calling me a dog?" asked Ping as she bared her fangs and bit him on the leg, not all that far below the wound that was still weeping through the gauze. "Oh, erky perky" she added, in a mix of the language used by Federal Labor insiders and an ancient Malay dialect that reflected .....
  17. ..... that matched his nose, which damaged Ping as he ran into her in the men's dunny. "G'day Pen" he said as she zipped up and ......
  18. ... reply as he will tell a porky either way, but his eyes wandered and he spotted more melons, so he gave Kylie the flick and went the ...
  19. ... always pose a problem in polite western society (or on a, Aussie flagged prawn trawler). This was a particular issue in the Indian (dot does not feather) communities of eastern Melbournistan, where the Tonkinese had a foothold on the coconut bra market and the .....
  20. .... also apologize, as he has been regretting his post ever since the edit clock ran up to 15, because Crappy knew that he was pushing the boundaries of good NES practice ...... and to subsequently be called "reminiscent of E-Paulette" is almost the ultimate NES insult, but it has brought Crappy back to his senses, which is good and was necessary so that the Cook family can continue on with their ......
  21. Excuse me Turbo old friend, or bull & CT if you are around at the moment, do you need help to concoct with a scintillating story continuation? As the NES, while rivetingly interesting due to the italics side comments, has stalled for 17 hours and counting ....
  22. And that, dear readers, was a major issue up the Khyber, where Tubb's golden locks not only attracted the hot chicks, but also made him a bigger target (particularly at night when his hair almost glowed) than when Winston C showed up and stood on the battlements with Cappy, strategizing about the next attack while standing in plain sight and both of us sticking a middle finger up to the snipers who were having a crack at us. Buy TI shares, dear readers as this breakthrough invention sees Turbs level with Elon on the Einstein Personal Prestige Index (the EPPI), as the ERC will take choppers into the realm of everyday transport, as up until Turdy's invention of the ERC, only highly skilled and coordinated superflyers (avref) like Cappy could fly them with the precision needed for high level operations.
  23. Given Turbo's flirt with AI to produce the above image, the result is quite revealing. He obviously sees himself as a young, firm & fit Gareth Hale (and BTW, where is the collective?).
  24. .... time to think of an adjoining story line that will thrill and excite the .....
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