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As a result of his success with OCI, Onesie is emulating Land Hancock and has pegged 90% of WA in the name of Onetrack Gold Processing (Perth Bourse ticker "OGP"), as because of the success of his sand based de-dagging product, one poxy WA Desert after another will be denuded of its sand, and as a result it is expected that 10 or 12 Lassetter's Reef type lodes will be uncovered. "Profits from OCI should well and truly cover the cost for OGP to be mining and processing/beneficiating all of the gold projects" said the singularroot as he hyped the stock last week. Warning- Please obtain independent legal and investment advice before purchasing.

..... Swan Lake, but with all the swans played by sheep ....... in tutus, and not a dag to be seen. "How come the sheeparinas don't have dags?" asked Walt, while looking at their pristine bums. "We cleaned them up using a new product from Onesie's Chemicals Inc" replied Walt's PA "And they offer a new de-dagging product which has revolutionized the WA grazing industry, replaces mulesing, and which combines a special + secret size fraction of WA's best sand, mixed with ........

..... Disney including a scene called "Dibbles on Ice" in the next making of Lion King 15. As the other players glided around the ring with their bags full of Cappy's best dibbles, the backdrop of the scene showed ......

...... the roof, because all of his cats-eyes were gone, even the one that his mum had given him on her deathbed. So with just one tom bowler left, he was getting ready to smell & feel/flick the dags unless he could ...... The cat's eye that Cappy's mum gave him. Cappy was happy, but the Catty was a little disappointed by the gift.

...... a dance culture, a desire to dress in black, make little green Tiki things, have face tattoos and do Johnny Cash "Man in Black" impersonations. "That's a good idea" said whoever was the Premier of Tasmania at the time (that nobody ever really knows their name) "So let's copy them". But it failed as the black clothes made Tasmanians depressed, so they all needed to visit their Phsych Councilor, the Haka made them tired, plus it all felt a bit threatening and anti-Tasmanian. So, the Tasmanian population went back to longing to have an AFL team of their very own, and just hanging off the bottom of OZ, like a dag on a sheep's ........

..... sister, ....... but everyone in Wang knew that they were an "item" and it was clear from that that Wangaratta had started to adopt the Daraweit Guim family relationship practices, that had made it the capital of Mextorian in.......

..... a citizen of Wangaratta. "Yes" said Wanda the Wahine "He moved his wang to Wang, but then he tired of .......

..... , but that didn't stop him from standing on the parapet at Masada and singing the praises of Eddie and Bucks. "Geez" said BeBe "If we can get this Hezbollah trainer johnny to sew harmony between the Cats and the Magpies, we can have additional faith in getting our 2-tooth Hamas problem under control." However, Chris Scott stuck his beak in and added "...........

...... had trouble during training when their little hats fell off as they took their training kicks for goal. Chris Scott had for months been saying that a training camp at Masada was questionable, and this was proven true, when Patrick Dangerfield fell off the Masada Fort site after handballing an IDF supplied Intercom to the Hezbollah (ex-Collingwood) trainer ........

...... he had hit the Damascus to Jerusalem water supply pipe and the desert was quickly becoming flooded, eventually to fill the Dead Sea and form a resort. "I'll just say nothing, they'll never know, and I'll buy up the Masada hills as my family home, my boy" he said to the young Bedouin Achmed bin Turdybine, who replied that "........

..... he has been banished to Masada to dig up some more scrolls. It was either that or go undercover in Tehran, which was a bit of an issue for him as he has ringlets that go down to his nipples & the matchbox on his forehead has been superglued on. So Masada it was and to keep him company we sent him a .......

.... which encouraged him to play his standard reprise of "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble" and then the highlight of the night "It's long way to the top if you want to sing a sonnet", where he finished up smashing his lute, wearing school shorts and being pelted by lady's farthingales & breeches. It is a great credit to the NES to have a subject describing the current issues of the State of Israel, concurrently while examining the musical tastes of the Shakespearian era. The NES has therefore been now elevated to academic excellence and while this is a bit intimidating for someone of Cappy's modest intellect, Turbo is thriving.

But not the Banjo or the Uke, which were exempt as part of a group of instruments that included the Piano-Accordion, the Jew's Harp and the mouth organ.

...... originally assumed that this was an attack by the IDF because they had misspelt it & thought that Achmed bin Turbine (Turbo's real name is Archy) was a Hammas spokesperson, but that was incorrect and Mossad have this morning sent through an apology, which said " ......

As a student of Phsychology for the Working Man (PftWM) Cappy has written a thesis for his post doctorate award and he postulates for the 1st time in human history that the above lines are a metaphor for the power of music to move and affect the human soul. The reason is that in Shakespeare's time, sheep's guts were used to make strings for musical instruments such as the lute, the viola & the violin. EEEan - In addition to the AOs, given the heights to which the NES has soared (avref) recently, may we please have a new Forum title for Aviation Philosophy.

As someone with a PhD is Philosophy, although it's only from Melbourne Uni's Moorabbin campus, I hang on his every word and I have heard Turbo express that many times, although he usually says "Wow, man, that's really deep" . However the singularroot or bull will surely provide the explanation of what Billy S had in mind when he penned those lines.

......, consider the 110-octane leaded option that has popped up at all airports, where the guts-to-octane ratio almost tops the ...... And to satisfy Cappy's philosophical nature, he just pops in the following for NESer's interest, which is one of Cappy's favourite sayings, although he doesn't get too many opportunities to use it at Garden Parties or Fly-Ins.

...... that the present world shortage of binoculars has been caused by the Martians buying them all up and cutting them in half, prior to ingesting them with a sauce made from .......

And one of the last times that Starlink's satellites were ever doggy-doodoos splatter free.

...... which are automatically ejected towards the Sony Music HQ, but which have been giving Starlink grief because some are splattering on the antennae of their satellites, hence Cappy's Starlink dropping out sometimes when he wants to log into the NES. "Don't mention logs" said Elon "As it is Nipper's that are giving us so many problems, and he must be a world champion as to quantity, because .......

.... as Nipper the RCA dog had just strangled one over beside the phonograph and they didn't want Roy or Chet to step in it (but they didn't seem to care too much about One-string or bull, although bull, who had the nose of a beagle [in both sensitivity and appearance] then quietly said to One-string "geez louise onesie, did you do that?"). Roy and Chet carefully ...... Here is Nipper, pretending that he hadn't done it over the back in the shade behind the gramophone. But he does look thinner.

..... ppreciably formidable fangs, while others were just barring up for a ......

..... him a kiss, then made a hand gesture which suggested that Albo might be a w.......

Twiggy has just given me a call and NESers will be pleased to hear that the Colombian kiddie, seen in this picture on the right, has acclimatized well and just 8 days after joining the mining crew, he has this week been promoted to the position of foreman. He is a born leader, and production has increased as a result.

..... that was a shame for the Shaman. [bull stevens is soon to release "shame for the sharman" on a new album, which is sung to the tune of Tea for the Tillerman]. bull immediately sparked up and said "hola, old mate, so what's ya name and where did you get that useless yellow stuff from?". "My name is Dr Twiggy Sharman and I have been digging for that yellow stuff using a Panamanian government subsidy, which I am about to declare to have been a failure, so that they will consider the pesos (they are actually called Balboas in Panama, but Peso sound more romantic) as p1ssed up against the wall and I will then absorb the company into my 407K3 pension fund which is administered by the Guna Accounting Corporation (the GAC) that is based in the tax free San Blas Islands. "well" said bull "you seem very well set up and have obviously taken some good advice." "No sh1t, Sherlock" replied Twiggy. "what is your cost of production?' asked bull, probing for all of the good data. "Bugger all" replied Twiggy "As we use underage orphans from Colombia and they ....... Below are all of the Board member administrators of Twiggy's 407K3, with 2 new Colombian mine workers. The Board members look after the kiddies until they stop whinging about the conditions down in the pit. (Note how Twiggy Shaman has always been progressive & ahead of his time by the quota of females on his Board).