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..... and sure enough there was Harry in his wetty & goggles, with a large number of Cayman Nymphettes who had set up a subterranean cave as a breeding station and were hard at it, using a production-line format that Harry had stolen from the GMH plant at Elizabeth, and then modified to ......
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..... went Trans himself in an undercover operation (and I'm not referring here to the nick and flick operation for bull to become a lady) and head over to Russia to do some research? "Don't get caught, Bull, my new little buddy, and punted down to Ukraine to fight Zelinski the cross-dresser and his mates" said Prawny who had a somewhat sad background with hermaphroditic practices in the under-sea world, and knew what would happen to a Trans woman in a war-zone who would look absolutely stunning given Bull's Liz Taylor-like bone structure. bull listened to Prawney, smiled and responded " ..... To Transmogrify - Where Grifters change the sex of cats against their will and without parental consent.
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.... identify. This also cut down on the number of sides of beef that the Resort needed to buy to feed Bazza. So a win-win, except of course for the occasional paying guest that strayed too close ..... but hey, you have to break a few eggs etc. However, based on the occasional disappearing guests that the airlines identified as "a one-wayer" (the numbers of which we increasing as Barry got a taste for certain nationalities) the Cayman Islands were not only known as a tax haven, but also as a ........
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The above is of considerable interest to Crappy as he has a substantial tax problem at the moment after recently selling his half interest in the Aussie Airports Corporation and CASA (CASA shares sell on the dark web and are as scarce as bitcoin, even though CASA are often described as a two-bit operation.) ...... an inside job, but after entering into a JV with Cappy to reverse audit the ownership of the Islands, they found that bull's involvement was nominal only & disguised through a blind trust (named after what bull gets each Saturday night) and the Islands are actually owned by a Cayman named Barry, who often ..... Barry ....... this photo taken while he was sunbathing by the pool in a resort on the Islands that he owns. Bazza (to his mates) is very snappy with the staff and a little bit up himself.
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..... Prawny/Harry more than anything wanted bull to be his mate (Prawny had destroyed many other personal relationships in the past with his overly direct and pushy nature), plus he knew that bull had an over developed commercial brain and that bull's well-known avarice would kick in, potentially .....
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..... which is fairly standard practice with nets. "Yes" echoed Prawny "I agree with Crappy, as holes are really what nets are all about, if you ignore the ropey/stringy bits, so I call BS on your proposal bull." (Prawny was often described as overly aggressive in his negotiating style). "geez, fair go prawny" responded bull, a little miffed, "i was referring to not fixing the torn section of my nets .... although i must admit to being more into dancing and having fun, rather than net mending." Prawny realised his error and tried to think of a way to make it up to Bull, who is a sensitive soul and an empathetic prawn trawler skipper. "I tell you what Bull, old mate" said Prawny trying to recover his negotiating position "I'll ....... Prawny getting ready to chuck his weight around at a meeting of the WPC, but without his white ear buds.
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..... one of the latest AI based instant translation devices using tiny wee little white prawn specific ear buds. The prawn responded in the Azerbaijanian lingo, but it came through to bull as containing a mix of Tasmanian & Bone based colloquialisms. "geez prawny, that is fantastic, can I license those for oz" said bull. "No" responded the prawn "As I need them for use exclusively in explaining the World Prawn Council's (WPC's) policies internationally, as a result we also even translate into Dolphin as those buggers are a pain in the poo chute for us prawns. However, in the interest of frankness I need to also let you know that Turbine Technologies have taken an option if I decide to change my mind". "thanks" replied bull "if you will give me a 2nd option, I will leave these holes in the net and ...... Below is an early but larger version of the prawn earbuds. These were designed for, and tested on, sharks.
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..... and an increased catch because ..... Cappy, having never seen a C, couldn't possibly be one, like Turbo often claims. And just because I shot him too.
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"Yes maam" replied Cappy "But like a good mate, I deliberately pulled the shot so that it missed his freckle and hit him in the no-man's-land between his bits" ..... a cramp so that the razor strop (accidentally) hit him across his magnificent clenched ....... Experienced NESers, and Bernie-from-Degilbo [the one in the Wide Bay–Burnett region, & not the other one], will note how Cappy has had to correct Turbo's spelling and intent again (see "feigned"), as so many of us need to do with his posts these days.
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..... she used that index finger on her right hand, that is so visible in the photo, to ......
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I hope this this is not telling tales out of school, but when Turbo and Cappy were up the Khyber, and when Turbs was delirious after Cappy shot him near his freckle with Cappy's Three-Oh, Turbo would often mumble about the delights, the thrill, and the majesty, of "undoing 18 buttons". Cappy never understood Turbo's fixation with that action until he saw the Matron's photo, and he now has even more respect for his best mate than he had previously.
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..... "Me and the Matron are doing your sponge bath tonight, and if there is any sign of arousal the Matron will ...... The Matron when she was 25 and good looking. She could pop the top off a coke bottle with her little finger.
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.... privacy screens + weed fuelled nurse's uniform malfunctions were the order of the day. "And it's all on medical benefits" said Clarry, who voluntarily extended his hospitalization and .....
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.... dictatorial competition that for a short time saw The Turbine Corporation move into tunnel systems and offices below most of Melbournistan's municipal hospitals, and that really .....
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Known to his mates as Yessir Crack-a-Phat Turbine.
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...... the smell of cow manure, working for decades as a Chippy, and talking to his dad, Joe, about his mum's claim of being a virgin too, all while living in the West Bank of NSW, and all the time fostering good relations with the adjoining non-state of Palestoria, where ......
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Thank you for your response, OT, and I will of course accept Turbo's apology through you. ..... Cappy is always wary of responding to any accusation that he has 'tendencies", however given the high standing of the NES and the attendant need/obligation for truth in journalism, Cappy is prepared to admit an unhealthy tendency towards Tim Tams and particularly to eat them out of a ....... Cappy and his 3 brothers in leotards in the Cook family colours, taken a couple of years ago. As you can see, Cappy's has been air brushed so as not to embarrass the others.
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Hey Onesie. I have very poor reception here in Tahiti and can't read that correctly after the authorities automatically translate all posts into French, but did Turbo just refer to me as "that retard"?
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.... riff-raff off Aircraft (avref) Pilates, who are often scouring themselves all over various topics and forums (forae) that ..... Please note Cappy's spelling corrections to Tubb's post as we can't have anyone "genufucting" here during hours when school kiddies and Stewed Ant Pilates (SAPs) might be lurking about.
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And has needed to make 60 annual edits to include new yuppy multi words like "Hii guuyys" and "Turbine Enterprises" to reflect their domination of western culture.
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...."Purges" is the kind & gentle word for it. Based on Cappy's decades as a leading Veterinarian (in the field and also in academia), what Turbo does is probably better described as "Scouring" in the worst possible sense of that term. Apologies for belaboring this point, but the NES always demands that we get the terms correct and accurate.
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...... purge your enemies to your heart's content, and that also means that you can ..... Knowing him as I do, as a best mate, I can say that when Turbo "purges" he usually does so like a man who has eaten 5 crook mussels, 4 rotten oysters and a bucket of manky prawns such that you wouldn't think that his body could take it any more (so Cappy will refrain from posting some of the videos that he has taken of Turbo in the past, mid-purge), but in the use of the term mentioned in the post, Turbo will arrange for anyone that Joey or Idi or Tung don't like to be taken around behind the dunny and terminated using the services of Turbine Purging and Termination Contractors PLC.
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..... Joey Starlin, Chairman Mao and Idi Armin "As it will make the exterminations faster and with Turbo as your Head of Security you can also ......
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..... a lot more per kg than bull gets for his by-catch. The Sharkus-Hairybackus is a well know killer, so Turbo .....
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And there, dear readers, plus our tens of thousands of NES lurkers, endeth the NES, there being no way to continue. So has it been deliberately shut down or has Turbo's computer/tablet/phone, or whatever else he uses, simply run out ....'s. If so, Cappy would be happy to lend Turbo 5 ..'s until payday ....... or pension day.
