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..... he got greedy, Turbo's one fatal flaw, and even after strong counseling from Cappy (Oh, dear NESers, if Cappy just had $10 for every time he has had to bail Turbo out of the poo), Turbo still insisted on .....
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.... the Spratleys are the new Golgotha and they were designated to be the thief on either side. Pontious-Turbo and his assistant, Biggus Dickus (OT), were now able to ......
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.... members of Wreck Flying even paid TTT's exorbitant fees in order to go back & kill .....
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Crappy has used TTT extensively and has no hesitation to endorse and recommend them completely.
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.... align themselves with the "Former" movement and ignore the "Latters". However, Turdbro, ever the peacemaker and conciliation proponent found a way to combine the two groups by .......
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..... that's the trouble with going into business with latters, because they almost always .....
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..... using turbine accounting to provide a shelf company, which bull then converted to a testamentary trust and changed its name to "bull's cunning stunts", after which he negotiated to provide a job-lot of aerial performances at each and every country show in the nation. bcs became a household name in regional stray-ya and bull was for a considerable time more famous that jimmy sharman. but for bull, this was just a means to an end, as he also had his heart set on ..... please note the lack of capitals in this post, which has been done as a tribute to our mate bull, who is a bit of a cunning stunt, himself.
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..... be drawn into the whirlpool that is bull's life story, the tale about which has been .....
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.... as if he had told them about his affairs with Soph, or Princess Grace, or Maggy (Winsor, not Thatcher) or Elle, the boys and boyettes at the BOB would have called him a bull ......
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.... whoever is standing beside him, one of whom was Sophia Loren. Sofe, as Cappy knows here after their decade long affair, said "Is-a dat a shotty in your duds maaate, or are-a U-a just-a pleasa to ....... Sofe at about the time that she and Cappy were an item, and Cappy was just "of-age".
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..... when Alastair bed Linnen McCracken (his correct name on the Hamas employment contract) saw what Cappy produced, Alastair considered asking Cappy to join his Rape Gang, but then thought better of it as Cappy's regulation Muslim beard looked pathetic and halfhearted, plus he was circumcised and that always causes a bit of an issue in polite Muslim company, when .........
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..... , whipped out his sawn off. The big 8 is little recognized here in French Polynesia as the insignia of those that are approved to carry an under and over 12 gauge down their dacks, and with Cappy having cut his down to match the length of his ...... About the right length. What the 8 looks like in action, just before the lights go out.
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..... coconuts, mangos, limes, & nubile young grass skirted hip shimmyers, but not ......
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..... had the necessary photos taken so that he could be featured in the Civil War mini-series, then he took his licks in the Indian Wars. Cappy Cook VIII, on the other hand, buggered off asap to Tahiti (where Cappy is now BTW), to trade nails for .....
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..... a "Don't tread on me" movement in Tasmania under the below flag, that matches the Rebel South from the American Civil War, which would set the scene for the Skippy Civil War (SCW) along the Rio Murray, with Tasmania and Vicmanistan teaming up. Their choice for the equivalent of General Lee would obviously be ..... It actually originated during the US War of Independence, but don't tell anyone that the NES may have strayed from the facts.
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Crappy congratulates bull (now Bull) on his new keyboard and looks forward to seeing a plethora of Capital LeTtErS as Bull continues with his POSTS. It is also great to see that Bull is a doyen of the fishing & trawling industries, and like Turbo + OT, the staff that worked with him/them sometimes considers him/them to be a complete a.hole. Crappy, on the other hand, has always been beloved by his hundreds of staff.
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..... also without the natural, inbuilt and inane respect that comes from capital letters, plus even when he stood 2 metres at the shoulder, dopy Hobartites and Mainlanders that were visiting the SW to see what all the Frankin hubub had been about a few years ago (some even asked whether our beloved bull might actually be Bob Brown in normal clothes) thought that bullie was just a big dog and would throw sticks & tennis balls for him to chase, in which case he would just ......... What city folk thought bullie would look like and why they threw him sticks and balls. What bullie actually looked like when he grew up. (You can still see the mark from the Thru-bolt on his left side).
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For those with little knowledge of our stalwart NES contributor, bull, he owns most of the SW quarter of Tasmania, including the Franklin Dam, which he uses as a duck pond and water feature for his mansion and private zoo, where the elephants & hippos love the dam water.
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..... the thru-bolt hit him on the side of his calf .......... which was sitting in the passenger's seat & looking forward to life on bull's expansive property in Tasmania. It was a bull-calf too, and bull had named him .....
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..... the one headed bull, a rarity in Tasmania, took the Tasmanian flag and shoved it .....
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..... spoke about the thrill of having the wind whistling up the leg of his Stubbies (for our international readers, Stubbies are a brand of fly-less short legged trouser or pant, and this reference does not refer to the dimensions or proportion of what he has within them). Jackaroos sold well in Greec as a result, and after one flew the length of the Corinth Canal while just 4 ft off the water, the .....
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...... took a lead from Scorates and his story of the Iliad (even though Homer claimed the copyright, we all know that Scorates wrote the 1st & 3rd drafts) and decided to test just what dastardly transgression the C-C Free Pass would save him from. So Turbo chose to he push the C-C Free Pass boundary by ....... Scorates (the bloke in the grey hair that looks like Turbo in his younger days) and Homer (the bearded dude that looks a bit like a young bull) having a chat about the flow of royalties from the publication of the Iliad and of the film rights (less George Clooney's appearance fee). This chat soon turned into a nasty blue that caused the death of the early Ultralight movement in Greece when Homer yelled, in frustration, "They are not real aircraft, and medicals are essential to aviation safety" and this was seconded by both Pythagoras and Leonard de Vince.
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While Crappy is happy to similarly acknowledge Ahlo's invaluable contributions in getting the NES up to its current international subscription level, it is also a fact that a recent Inquiry by the Wagga community has found that at least 6 houses burnt down, and 4 cute puppies died while stuck in hot & locked parked cars, during times where Ahlox was composing some of his NES tomes.
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...... chaps and subdued pastel leather vests. In a similar manner to "Dykes-on-Bikes", the Henty chapter are known as "Chaps-in-Chaps" and just like the DoBs, always without undies (erkyperkyref). The CiCs are also part of the CommonCherios and the Banned-Eat-Ohs and all had to take up dual Labanese or middle eastern citizenship .... like Western Australians, Mextorians and Tasmanians have the same dual citizen requirements if they want an Australian passport. The Wagga branch of the Cough-in-Cheaters were at the BOB that very night wearing their little blue Fauci masks to intimidate the crowd, and they .....
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..... as yet publicly unreleased hit "Midnight Oil Changes on VH aircraft are best completed by a LAME" ......... and Peter Garrett gave 100% of his parliamentary pension to the families of the kids that were killed in the pink batt debacle. The BOB and Steve-of-Loxley (for those new NES members, Ahlocks was one of the pioneers of this now massively internationally popular NES genre, and he flew a converted beer-can) were rocking to Pete G's gyrations and the ladies in the house that night were the senior teams from the Tumut & Coolamon Netball Clubs, so the night was off to a ......
