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But the truck was stolen just like the Cat parts. When traced, the plates were off a white Toyota Camry called "Bubbles". With regard to Turbo's "Confessions of a Part Viking" (soon to be made into a podcast, so you can be bored aurally too), it is little known that those horned helmets of the Vikings actually disguised the fact that Vikings had fair dinkum horns (and some even had a small tail). With Turbs only being 15% he only had 1 horn when Cappy 1st met him and it was Cappy who dehorned him with a pair of K-mart bolt cutters, while Turbo bravely sucked on his 2nd bottle of pain killer rum (he whined a but we got 'er done), but let me assure you that while his language was blue, his blood is not, and was all over the joint.
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..... Rudyard whipped it out, as all of the Kipplings were prone to do, and the Mongoose saw an opportunity to .......
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And hence, even greater literary heights await. (I am told by a reliable source that the Nobel Literary Awards are watching the NES like a hawk, with the award being prepared and as of 6 am this morning, the letters Onetr have already been engraved on the medal).
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Note Tubb's Thailand reference above. It is not commonly known that after quitting Speedway at the top of his heap, Turbo went to Thailand and entered a series of Drag Races (and a couple of Straight races too). Here is one of his better efforts and the Thruster was just out of screen at stage left. It was Turdy that almost hit the Thruster, (but don't tell anyone). PS - His Evinrudes met a similar fate out on Port Phillip Bay (PPB).
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..... a Skippy pilot (avref) who flew by the numbers (not). (He likes 6, prefers 7 and hates 13) "If I can see it I can hit it" he would say then add "unless of course I am p1ssed ..... but I don't mean "hit it" as in collide, I just mean that I can get there, and a little bit of upsy downsy flying just makes it all the more worthwhile ........... plus Thailand doesn't have a CASA or NTSB so it's all great freedom, fun and ......
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..... the Pilot (avref) saw the Swan River covered in white ping Pong balls (including a couple that seemed to have been used) and wondered whether ...... NES Comments - It is wonderful that the NES can seamlessly allow the literary license that is needed to accommodate the fact that Cappy's 40 ft container full of ping pong balls was located in a suburb of Bangkok close to the Nightclub District, yet the balls have been released on the Swan River. When Turbo wrote about Ping Pong Balls, this was not a reference to Penny Wong, and hers.
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..... gave Cappy no way to get rid of his container of ping-pong balls, except to ......
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...... shocking facts started to come out, as while it might have been acceptable on a bore-run in the wilds of WA, the Male/Female mix within the OSL conglomerate meant that ......
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..... & feeling like a cross between SpakFilla and cheap Indonesian margarine, but well packaged with a map of WA on the label, which of course was ......
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As a result of his success with OCI, Onesie is emulating Land Hancock and has pegged 90% of WA in the name of Onetrack Gold Processing (Perth Bourse ticker "OGP"), as because of the success of his sand based de-dagging product, one poxy WA Desert after another will be denuded of its sand, and as a result it is expected that 10 or 12 Lassetter's Reef type lodes will be uncovered. "Profits from OCI should well and truly cover the cost for OGP to be mining and processing/beneficiating all of the gold projects" said the singularroot as he hyped the stock last week. Warning- Please obtain independent legal and investment advice before purchasing.
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..... Swan Lake, but with all the swans played by sheep ....... in tutus, and not a dag to be seen. "How come the sheeparinas don't have dags?" asked Walt, while looking at their pristine bums. "We cleaned them up using a new product from Onesie's Chemicals Inc" replied Walt's PA "And they offer a new de-dagging product which has revolutionized the WA grazing industry, replaces mulesing, and which combines a special + secret size fraction of WA's best sand, mixed with ........
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..... Disney including a scene called "Dibbles on Ice" in the next making of Lion King 15. As the other players glided around the ring with their bags full of Cappy's best dibbles, the backdrop of the scene showed ......
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...... the roof, because all of his cats-eyes were gone, even the one that his mum had given him on her deathbed. So with just one tom bowler left, he was getting ready to smell & feel/flick the dags unless he could ...... The cat's eye that Cappy's mum gave him. Cappy was happy, but the Catty was a little disappointed by the gift.
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...... a dance culture, a desire to dress in black, make little green Tiki things, have face tattoos and do Johnny Cash "Man in Black" impersonations. "That's a good idea" said whoever was the Premier of Tasmania at the time (that nobody ever really knows their name) "So let's copy them". But it failed as the black clothes made Tasmanians depressed, so they all needed to visit their Phsych Councilor, the Haka made them tired, plus it all felt a bit threatening and anti-Tasmanian. So, the Tasmanian population went back to longing to have an AFL team of their very own, and just hanging off the bottom of OZ, like a dag on a sheep's ........
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..... sister, ....... but everyone in Wang knew that they were an "item" and it was clear from that that Wangaratta had started to adopt the Daraweit Guim family relationship practices, that had made it the capital of Mextorian in.......
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..... a citizen of Wangaratta. "Yes" said Wanda the Wahine "He moved his wang to Wang, but then he tired of .......
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..... , but that didn't stop him from standing on the parapet at Masada and singing the praises of Eddie and Bucks. "Geez" said BeBe "If we can get this Hezbollah trainer johnny to sew harmony between the Cats and the Magpies, we can have additional faith in getting our 2-tooth Hamas problem under control." However, Chris Scott stuck his beak in and added "...........
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...... had trouble during training when their little hats fell off as they took their training kicks for goal. Chris Scott had for months been saying that a training camp at Masada was questionable, and this was proven true, when Patrick Dangerfield fell off the Masada Fort site after handballing an IDF supplied Intercom to the Hezbollah (ex-Collingwood) trainer ........
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...... he had hit the Damascus to Jerusalem water supply pipe and the desert was quickly becoming flooded, eventually to fill the Dead Sea and form a resort. "I'll just say nothing, they'll never know, and I'll buy up the Masada hills as my family home, my boy" he said to the young Bedouin Achmed bin Turdybine, who replied that "........
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..... he has been banished to Masada to dig up some more scrolls. It was either that or go undercover in Tehran, which was a bit of an issue for him as he has ringlets that go down to his nipples & the matchbox on his forehead has been superglued on. So Masada it was and to keep him company we sent him a .......
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.... which encouraged him to play his standard reprise of "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble" and then the highlight of the night "It's long way to the top if you want to sing a sonnet", where he finished up smashing his lute, wearing school shorts and being pelted by lady's farthingales & breeches. It is a great credit to the NES to have a subject describing the current issues of the State of Israel, concurrently while examining the musical tastes of the Shakespearian era. The NES has therefore been now elevated to academic excellence and while this is a bit intimidating for someone of Cappy's modest intellect, Turbo is thriving.
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But not the Banjo or the Uke, which were exempt as part of a group of instruments that included the Piano-Accordion, the Jew's Harp and the mouth organ.
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...... originally assumed that this was an attack by the IDF because they had misspelt it & thought that Achmed bin Turbine (Turbo's real name is Archy) was a Hammas spokesperson, but that was incorrect and Mossad have this morning sent through an apology, which said " ......
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As a student of Phsychology for the Working Man (PftWM) Cappy has written a thesis for his post doctorate award and he postulates for the 1st time in human history that the above lines are a metaphor for the power of music to move and affect the human soul. The reason is that in Shakespeare's time, sheep's guts were used to make strings for musical instruments such as the lute, the viola & the violin. EEEan - In addition to the AOs, given the heights to which the NES has soared (avref) recently, may we please have a new Forum title for Aviation Philosophy.
