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.... all of the flyboys just rolled their eyes, but one responded "Duhhhhh. Because it is "fun"?" To that, the prospective millionaire buyers thought about whether they wanted to get involved in the fraught issue of light aviation and flying car politics. But soon the Australian Flying Car Association was borne, and it was quickly known as the FACA, and was full of .....
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Turbo regularly meets his mate Aboor at the MyCentre Coffee Shop & in the adjoining Peter Paul and Achmed Folk Song Cavern, in the Aisha Mosque, where Abu Hamza (known as Sam to Turbo and to his mates) often joins them and brings his own home-made baklava. They get together every few days to shoot the breeze ..... and a couple of unlicensed AK's in the MyCentre's "Penny Wong Memorial Underground Rifle Range" (the MCPWMURR). These meetings often shape Muslim Brotherhood policy, and they also often shape a few IED charges too.
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.... he is also the Importing Agent for Kelly Springfield. Sheik Aboor did not import any tires with white sidewalls until Turbo insisted on them, so Tubb's tires now match the piping on the GM vinyl upholstery and stitching? Tubb likes the special Kelly-Springfields that his mate and supplier, Aboor, gets for him because they have a strip of rubber down the middle that catches fire after 5 revolutions spinning on Lygon St tarmac & bullet casings, and not many people know that Turbs and his 'Vette performing his tricks on Lygon St and St Kilda Rd has been the inspiration for Elon's latest Tesla promo, and Elon has slipped Turbo a ......
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... the road, like a Saturday night cruise down Lygon St and St Kilda Rd, where Turbo is always/invariably and inveterately the star attraction, doing donuts and associated 600 m long burnouts in the 'Vette, where he also .....
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.... why until he remembered using a cheap Chinese knock-off front suspension member, and he had Bob Brown navigating for him, with a couple of Teals in the back seat (Turbs has always been a bit keen on Zali, and what she does to Mogels, of which Turbo is one). Turbo fought the wheel to counter these tendencies and when he .....
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Cappy notes that bull has replied to the NES shortly after Turbs posted the above selphie, but in true consistent NES style, all we can comment is NTTIAWWT ...... unless of course bull has PM'd Turbo with compromising material .............. although NTTIAWWTE, I guess.
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..... that's the type of guy that Turbo is. Experienced NESers will note that the swim trunks & the hair also match the colour of the 'Vette perfectly, which has white piping and stitching on the upholstery just like those jocks that he is not filling out all that well, given the after-effects of roid abuse. You can also see why Tubb often uses the nom-deplume of Dave Hastlehoff in his posts on other forums (fora), such as Pee-Prune, and in the pages of LGBTQ Monthly Magazine. NB - It is also unclear from that photo whether the carpet matches the drapes, so perhaps that hair colour has been enhanced, as he is sometimes want to do. Tubb always favors those front-on shots, as from the rear you can often see a mark on those shorts of how & where the wound is still weeping a little. At times, Turbo has often, in the past, also been tempted to join the Cuntry Party when Black-Jack McKeon was in charge, because Turbo used to be a real cuntry person and loved to .....
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..... bringing in blonde Asians to fulfil the immediate needs of the Moorabbin sex trade. However, with the increasing popularity of 1 Nation, red-heads were also in demand, so .....
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.... those pilots were sent to a Uighur retraining camp, where CASA had been sending staff as warders for their 1st year in preparation for dealing with Aussie LAMEs and with upstart organizations like the AUF. (CAMS also uses the Uighur camps to train pit lane marshals and the little Aussie blokes in white coats who stand at the gate checking passes). As a result, the Uighurs soon started to speak with Aussie accents, favour blonds, wear bikinis, and
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..... the AUF world rejoiced, as an excess supply of recreational aircraft can only be good for prices, and that's before BYD, Cherry, Golden Tiger, and Rising Sun Setting Moon got involved in the aircraft caper China. Consequently, All-Erectric Lecleational Airclaft were being sold on most street corners and 1.3 million Chinese bought into the Ultralight Aircraft Lifestyle (particurary the Uighurs, who pranned to buy them, fry them, then bugger off across the Himalayas. Prefabricated 700 m strips were rolled out all over the country and a further 3 million orders were foreshadowed, so the AUF were appointed to run the CUF, and the CASA were then issued Mao suits to cover their usual "brown shirts" and they became ......
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..... those would be enough to cause severe consternation throughout the AUF community. Based on the above post, Turbs appears to have a detailed and almost anal knowledge of GM history and NESers would be wise not to take him on, with regard to such matters. The wonderful Toyota company, on the other hand, is well known for their Lexus V8's being used in dragsters in the US, without mods to the bottom end, and Crappy will be buying his lady friend a full bottle GR Corolla if she continues to be worthy. Meanwhile the FORD and Mopar members of the NES are gnashing their teeth and waiting for an opportunity to (see at least one avref from Crappy) and to.....
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Cappy invites all NESers to participate in a sweep to guess precisely how many AUFers would pass both of those checks.
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.... meanwhile the ever loyal millions of Toyota fans, put their Gazoo Racing t-shirts on .....
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.... a T-shirt that said "Ah, Ford. Turning owners into Mechanics since 1935". With that, the Ford ownership allegiance on here exceeded their dedicated NES allegiance and their affection for Turbo, when the nes's Ford owners posted their well known battle cry of "All 'Vette owners are wan......
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NES readers know and appreciate the way in which the NES always stays topical and on top of the big issues, as evidenced by the above posts. No wonder the readership is growing at the rate of the Joe Rogan podcast.
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.... Turbs will pay somebody off at Supercars HQ and the Supercars dog will immediately eat the results sheets from the most adverse rounds of '26. Just remember that dear readers, every time you see somebody in a 'Vette or a Camaro and they look down their noses at you, and sneer, that they are the types that would do that. On the good-guys side, Crappy has funded a protest on behalf of the 1st of the GR Supras, as there is no way that 4.2623 seconds back from the winner, should deserve just 7th place, and that surely should be worth at least 3rd. The final result is therefore provisional and will depend on Crappy's final offer. Crappy has also nominated our resident expert on "cracks" to inspect all of the Ford chassis-es and to scrub those that match his Freightliner efforts. Brad Jones (or Jonesy to his mates, and to Crappy) issued a scathing press release, which in part, said " ......
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..... woulda thunk that a Chevy product would have a chance, what with a few genuine Toyota Supras in the field. As occurs every October, the people gazing thru his boundary fence seeking a glimps of the great man, will hear Turbo rooting for the GM product and regularly looking outside onto the forecourt, where Jeeves will be polishing the 'Vette in preparation for Tubb's victory lap down and around St Kilda, where .....
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.... he gets sucked off his day-dreaming cloud floater, up into an overdeveloping super-Cumulous that often forms above NSW's god's waiting room, where Andy has a ......
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Turbo was one of the paralytic sleepers (not many people know that Turbo can be a real "player" when he wants to be) and the electrical kick resulted in Tubb having his 1st election in over a decade, so there he was propped up like a tepee and lonely/alone. It was one of the saddest B&S experiences of that year, as reported exclusively and extensively in the magazine "B&S News".
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.... Cappy & Turbo, as all 3 sat under the Coffs Harbour baobab tree outside the Coffee Club (as owned by Andy, but no discounts were offered), and this meeting made AUF history, because .....
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.... the fisticuffs between Board members. The AUF's bored Board members had often derided and joked about the way Turbine Industries conducted their Board Meetings, when TI described & justified them as "healthily competitive", yet here were the paragons of the aviation caper battering their Chairman/President into .....
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Because water in the battery meant that all fences within 300 kms became electrified. This was a boon for the unaccompanied ladies at the Muster, or those with blokes that were too full to perform, as they could use the fences around the Muster to charge their appliances at no cost.
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..... say too much more about it pending a further legal challenge, however what can be exposed is that the Board were really .....
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...., and even after Glenn McGrath begged for them to come "Back to Narromine", Margaret supported that with her body, her bits, her mind and her voice, which caused the SO AUF Committee Member said ".....
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And despite a concerted campaign, including progressively lowering his standards year on year, none of them have yet been used.
