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  1. .... that she and he would take up tasering between consenting adults, and Cappy right there and then started his chain of "Tasering-for-Consenting-Adults" (TFCA) stores, which he did not franchise .... he owned them all, except 2. One was at bulls entertainment complex, as bull is a mate, and the other was next to the mosque in Moorabbin, where Turbo took delight in ......
  2. .... he and Pauline used to do stunts at the end of each march (& most other months as well) by copying the moves of American Cheer Leaders. Because Cappy was a strapping strong young lad, he was Pauline's dedicated lifter, so he would throw her into the air and she would land on his shoulders, therefore Cappy needed to look up in order to catch her correctly. On that fateful day that cemented their relationship, Pauline had forgotten to put on any .....
  3. .... is a little known Skippy politician who went to jail and ran a fish & chip shop. (Not many people know that). "We all love Pauline, as she is true blue genuine, and a .....
  4. ..... recognized the pieces of corn, which had never been seen previously in the tea crop, so the Taliban had the samples analysed. This proved definitively that the samples of corn, known primarily as maize, came from Darlington Point, and the killer definition was that there was some weepage on the samples identified as coming from a manky old war wound. The Taliban immediately took up the issue with the .....
  5. ... that such evidence might bring a UN sanction..... and while Turbs was used to that, and based on previous charges was on a 1st names basis with all of the Judges on the International Criminal Court, he nevertheless remained wary of the .....
  6. ... was the Warlord's village, The Kid and his gorgeous Mum. And yet, Turbo and his new friend were about to .....
  7. ... his pride, but these Apple turdovers were much better than the Oysters that Cappy had to manage when he had just left school and got a job boiling the use-by dates off bottles of oysters at his local Fish and Chip shop. Some dates were even updated 4 or 5 times before they were sold, and some were even put in the fridge. "The Kid" as mentioned above by Turbo, was the son of a local WarLord (The boy actually looked a lot like Turbo from his previous deployment, and Cappy thought it suspicious that after each skirmish Turbo, obviously slightly aroused, would say to "The Kid" ... "Now you head off home and have a good sleep, plus say Hi to your mum from me"). Now back to matters militaria, the Kid found that once Cappy and Tubb filled themselves with warm to scalding MATs, he could stick the remaining ones in the microwave for 45 minutes, then throw them hand-grenade style at the enemy, who could be heard running away, scalded with 90% burns and decrying Ronald and the Apple TurdoverBurglar, a character that Turbo had introduced outside of the Geneva Convention, in order to ......
  8. ..... and Cappy apologizes to you all for his delayed response. You will have learnt via the MSM that I had dinner with the Pakistan PM and he straight away agreed to send a few drones over the border to teach the natives to keep their heads down. (Imrhan Khan also said to say g'day to all his Aussie fans too .... and where he was shot is still weeping too, just like Turbo's). After that we came under attack again up the Khyber and I have also been cleaning the latrines for the past 2 days (Wouldn't you think that a squat dunny would improve aim? Well, I can attest that it does not). I look forward to Tubb's arrival and hope that he beings a Maccas scalding hot Apple Turnover thing for me, when he gets here. Turbo's comments about AI tucker fit with my own experience and that adds to the ......
  9. Dear Readers ...... Cappy, a loyal mate, is near the end of his tether, as if he has heard it once he has heard it a thousand times "I forgot my rifle", "I didn't bring any ammo", "Tell me again that I did the right thing buying the "Vette", and here it is, all happening again in the NES in real time .......... but looking on the bright side, you don't get high-quality journalism like this in the AOPA Magazine, on Channel 9, or in the Hindustan Times.
  10. .... .. sor y Tur he rec option ere is ter ble @ th mom nt a d we are und r att ck fr m .. ..
  11. PS - How's the old wound going? Still weeping? If so, I apologise, again.
  12. Thanks for that post Tubb, and I understand the code of your duplicated words and targetted double spacings etc ........ but I am presently in a C130 halfway up there to sort it all out. I had a call from Don, with Marco, JD and Pete also on the call, so it was great to catch up with them again, and they sent the aircraft down immediately to pick me up, because of course I was ready & willing to go. I, like you, have devoted my life to service for the greater good. Don't spread it around, but I am also with Walrus Team 5, so plenty of action is assured. I regret that I may be missing from the NES for a few days but look forward to catching up once you get up here.
  13. .... paid for in cash and convertible notes by Joey Banks & Danny Solander, but then it all became compounded & confused when Carl Linnaeus von Turbine insisted on a packet of excise free durries and a masseurs that would be willing to subject herself (or himself [NTTIAWWT]) to that Turbine family quirky thing, where .....
  14. ..... more blended Davos attendees, who provide their own hot air and multi-cultural manure (diversity is therefore certainly the strength of the MeatyCompost(c)) and if applied effectively the roses will blanket the pyramid so that passersby won't be able to see all of the massage parlour special ......
  15. .... made Tubb's Toorak mansion really look swish, and even brought forth tropical plants like Mangos, Cumquats & Sourdsop, without needing to resort to Louvre style pyramid glass houses, so Turbs repurposed his ..... Turbo the Architect, showing off the original plans for his green house, out front of his Toorak summer residence. As per the above, it is no longer needed and will be converted into a smoking room and massage parlor.
  16. ..... , and that was how the storyline of the novel would fit in with the political spin that Turbine Political Concocters were cuming up with, as Turbo saw the novel as a novel way to resurrect his Walter Mitty/Flashman character from his years Up The Khyber, which all ties in with his use of a Fargo style woodchipper ahead of the Wang meat works, and a ....... Turbo has always, since being a little kiddy, liked equine pursuits, hence why he is so unhealthily attracted to JA.
  17. ..... jaculation of the current government, and just before she can implement a Dan-like lock down based on the dangers of AI and an impending Russian invasion. Turbo's negotiating skills have also secured for the next 25 years that Davos will be held at Mt Buller annually and that the WEF will be based in Wangaratta, where the .....
  18. .... look like a brown Jacinta Ardern, but with less work done, and less .....
  19. ..... der if you like a combined special Oat, Almond, Soy, Coconut, Hemp, Chai Latte, and then you will .....
  20. .... that was more than compensated for by how good and firm they all looked. When Cappy considers how good the Starbucks folks look, it makes him wonder about the new look that is apparent, based on the latest photos that he has received from both bull and Turbo, and he wonders 2 things: 1 - Did they both also negotiate a package of "work" that allowed them to remove so many years, and they certainly look good and improved at the present time ..... but Cappy is worried that they may both end up looking like Paul Hogan by the end of 2026. 2 - Why was Crappy not included in the package of "work", as he certainly needs some help. The new look Turbo and bull were spruced up and back in the market to some degree, and they were .......
  21. .... all Starbucks employees, both male & female, were required to have silicone implants, and for the bucks at Starbucks, that really .....
  22. .... rouble in Little China" which was a reference to a Bruce Lee film, and the staff were surprised to see the entire script of the film spelt out under the tables in gherkin parts ..... including the explanatory and character development notes. Someone took a photo of each page and posted them in the .....
  23. ..... about how the justify removing the slices of pickle off the burgers, and how to get them to then attach permanently to the walls, or ceiling, or underneath the tables, where the .....
  24. Cappy knew, and still knows, this Company too, as he had supplied all of their miniature horses, and the little Gurkha sized saddles with the integral kukri sheaths.
  25. Cappy has remained mates with every member of that Company of Gurkhas, even to this day, and they get together at Cappy's joint every Xmas for reunions and highjinks. That Company of Gurkhas are all great blokes and they recall the circumstances of what they call "Cappy's Great March" (Shown as CGM on their battle flag) rather differently to the way Tubb has described it (or spelt their name).
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