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  1. ..... holding someone less than half his age, while Turbo, half inverted, flashed a smile at his (Andy's) Mum and also at Anne, because at that stage of his adventurous life, Turbo had always fancied a cucumber sandwich, and was going through his mother & daughter experimental phase, and Anne had always ......
  2. .... gasped with admiration (some also with lust), broke into rapturous applause, and presented TGM (our own beloved Turdy) with a photo of an F16 on behalf of all Western Nations (the back was signed by Eddy Heath, Butro Butros Galli, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky and Harold Holt [pre swim]). That photo, signed on the obverse, is the very one used as TGM's avatar, so it means ......
  3. When the NES speaks of PIOs, Cappy, as a very experienced SuperDooperCFI, always thinks of the hundreds of Stewed Ants who visit the NES daily, and in doing so via the video below, he has been able to combine lessons in Thruster PIO and in the flying achievements of his best mate. You will all have seen and admired the F16 photo which is the avatar of the great man (TGM). It is little known that TGM was involved in the development and proving of the F16 and below is a little film that Cappy took from his spot in the rescue vehicle. The PIOs are obvious, and yes, the TGM was doing the so-called flying. See near the end where the pilot runs from the aircraft on the grass. That is the fastest I have ever seen Turbo move ......... but then again, it was over 50 years ago.
  4. ..... he had filled-his-dacks (a well-known 3-word aviation (avref) expression. "And that is why I could not allow the Thruster to go inverted" he said "As it would have run down ......
  5. .... identified by the NTSB as a TIO, and no longer as a PIO, so all of the Thruster pilots were absolved from their IOing and the fault reverted to the .....
  6. .... carried a large Warwick Cappercino, wore a Meter Maid's bikini, and stuck a ..... It was the bikini in the middle that fitted him best ...... but Rudy asked the other 2 lasses to take theirs off so that he could try them on. (What a cad). Wazza doesn't like publicity or the limelight, but allowed us to take this photo, after giving Rudyard his Cappercino.
  7. ..... story of Kip getting a Nip on his Tip" (name registered thru Turbine Copyright Company). (Nobu saw that and though he was getting a reprise on the NES). The podcast world went crazy for details about Rud (his mates called him Rudy) and the audience went ......
  8. Through the magic of the interweb we, through IA, now know that the plural of Mongoose is either Mongi or Mongeece, depending on which school of Classics you attended.
  9. ..... somebody filming it, which went viral on the interweb to Rudyard's further pain, and the Mongoose was offered his own podcast (by the Joe Robine Company), and it was proposed that the podcast be called ".....
  10. But the truck was stolen just like the Cat parts. When traced, the plates were off a white Toyota Camry called "Bubbles". With regard to Turbo's "Confessions of a Part Viking" (soon to be made into a podcast, so you can be bored aurally too), it is little known that those horned helmets of the Vikings actually disguised the fact that Vikings had fair dinkum horns (and some even had a small tail). With Turbs only being 15% he only had 1 horn when Cappy 1st met him and it was Cappy who dehorned him with a pair of K-mart bolt cutters, while Turbo bravely sucked on his 2nd bottle of pain killer rum (he whined a but we got 'er done), but let me assure you that while his language was blue, his blood is not, and was all over the joint.
  11. ..... Rudyard whipped it out, as all of the Kipplings were prone to do, and the Mongoose saw an opportunity to .......
  12. And hence, even greater literary heights await. (I am told by a reliable source that the Nobel Literary Awards are watching the NES like a hawk, with the award being prepared and as of 6 am this morning, the letters Onetr have already been engraved on the medal).
  13. Note Tubb's Thailand reference above. It is not commonly known that after quitting Speedway at the top of his heap, Turbo went to Thailand and entered a series of Drag Races (and a couple of Straight races too). Here is one of his better efforts and the Thruster was just out of screen at stage left. It was Turdy that almost hit the Thruster, (but don't tell anyone). PS - His Evinrudes met a similar fate out on Port Phillip Bay (PPB).
  14. ..... a Skippy pilot (avref) who flew by the numbers (not). (He likes 6, prefers 7 and hates 13) "If I can see it I can hit it" he would say then add "unless of course I am p1ssed ..... but I don't mean "hit it" as in collide, I just mean that I can get there, and a little bit of upsy downsy flying just makes it all the more worthwhile ........... plus Thailand doesn't have a CASA or NTSB so it's all great freedom, fun and ......
  15. ..... the Pilot (avref) saw the Swan River covered in white ping Pong balls (including a couple that seemed to have been used) and wondered whether ...... NES Comments - It is wonderful that the NES can seamlessly allow the literary license that is needed to accommodate the fact that Cappy's 40 ft container full of ping pong balls was located in a suburb of Bangkok close to the Nightclub District, yet the balls have been released on the Swan River. When Turbo wrote about Ping Pong Balls, this was not a reference to Penny Wong, and hers.
  16. ..... gave Cappy no way to get rid of his container of ping-pong balls, except to ......
  17. ...... shocking facts started to come out, as while it might have been acceptable on a bore-run in the wilds of WA, the Male/Female mix within the OSL conglomerate meant that ......
  18. ..... & feeling like a cross between SpakFilla and cheap Indonesian margarine, but well packaged with a map of WA on the label, which of course was ......
  19. As a result of his success with OCI, Onesie is emulating Land Hancock and has pegged 90% of WA in the name of Onetrack Gold Processing (Perth Bourse ticker "OGP"), as because of the success of his sand based de-dagging product, one poxy WA Desert after another will be denuded of its sand, and as a result it is expected that 10 or 12 Lassetter's Reef type lodes will be uncovered. "Profits from OCI should well and truly cover the cost for OGP to be mining and processing/beneficiating all of the gold projects" said the singularroot as he hyped the stock last week. Warning- Please obtain independent legal and investment advice before purchasing.
  20. ..... Swan Lake, but with all the swans played by sheep ....... in tutus, and not a dag to be seen. "How come the sheeparinas don't have dags?" asked Walt, while looking at their pristine bums. "We cleaned them up using a new product from Onesie's Chemicals Inc" replied Walt's PA "And they offer a new de-dagging product which has revolutionized the WA grazing industry, replaces mulesing, and which combines a special + secret size fraction of WA's best sand, mixed with ........
  21. ..... Disney including a scene called "Dibbles on Ice" in the next making of Lion King 15. As the other players glided around the ring with their bags full of Cappy's best dibbles, the backdrop of the scene showed ......
  22. ...... the roof, because all of his cats-eyes were gone, even the one that his mum had given him on her deathbed. So with just one tom bowler left, he was getting ready to smell & feel/flick the dags unless he could ...... The cat's eye that Cappy's mum gave him. Cappy was happy, but the Catty was a little disappointed by the gift.
  23. ...... a dance culture, a desire to dress in black, make little green Tiki things, have face tattoos and do Johnny Cash "Man in Black" impersonations. "That's a good idea" said whoever was the Premier of Tasmania at the time (that nobody ever really knows their name) "So let's copy them". But it failed as the black clothes made Tasmanians depressed, so they all needed to visit their Phsych Councilor, the Haka made them tired, plus it all felt a bit threatening and anti-Tasmanian. So, the Tasmanian population went back to longing to have an AFL team of their very own, and just hanging off the bottom of OZ, like a dag on a sheep's ........
  24. ..... sister, ....... but everyone in Wang knew that they were an "item" and it was clear from that that Wangaratta had started to adopt the Daraweit Guim family relationship practices, that had made it the capital of Mextorian in.......
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