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..... he realized from 1st hand experience what can happen to a good looking overseas skippy in the confines of a small room. Hence why Turbine Private Prison Intervention SystemS (T-PPISS) was registered in Vicmanistan and started construction (without approval mind-you, using Tubb's petty change, and to quote Turbs "Someone has to make a quid out of the rampant Mextorian crime wave") on the site of a disused piggery at Corowa, and where ..... This was the very piggery where the cravat wearing GFA flyboy Cappy used to eke his final bit of lift late in the day off the big rusty tin roof when struggling to make it back to Corowa after a 1750 mile cross country.

..... that all of the blokes had to wear Copilli head dresses, see below, and wear a lap lap, commando style. Not many people know that a Teocalli has recently been discovered in an olive plantation near Coolamon and below is a photo taken on Anzac Day. This was all a bit of a ...... All the blokes have to dress like this at future B&S balls, and I had to crop the bottom off the photo to prevent showing his. The below has been dated from pottery chards as built around 800 AD, so who would have thunk it for little old Coolamon, the ancestral home of Evonne Goolagong.

Apologies for the error dear NESers. In true Riverina form, the town would actually be named Las Choapas Choapas, meaning the place or many Choapas-es.

... Choapas, where he planned to form a skippy version of the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación (CJNG), to be known as the C-JINGOS where, as the El Mencho of OZ, he would be known as that hated by CASA aviation rebel El-Marty “Minimums‑Schminimums” Manchego, however this new Cartel attracted adverse attention from the "Vicmanistan UN of Criminals Conglomerate" (the VUNoCC) where the Somali, Ethiopian, Carlton Crew and the Moorabbin Maulers had teamed up under the leadership of .......

The BOB's loudspeaker system had also been knocked off from the hostie communication system on one of REX's Saabs, along with the jump seat that they sat on ....... and the main band at the BOB comprised a bunch of off-shift Firies playing by & with themselves.

.... is set to be a Riverina record for a ramshackle fire-prone hovel with the roof painted matt black, and a heap of strobe lights that had been stolen off parked up REX aircraft at Wagga International Air & Space Port. And with those aircraft parked up, the hosties were excess to requirements, flight-wise, so all volunteered to become BOB Gogo dancers, even the bloke hosties, and that is when Loxie first realized that he was perhaps a bit "happy" in that Village People/YMCA/neat & tidy mustache meaning of the term, so he decided to "come out" that he was g.....

...... idden by way of injunction and sealed for 30 years (like wartime Cabinet papers), in order to protect the public. That, however, didn't stop TurbOT from sweeping the public, both domestic and international, off their feet, because of the ......

..... put together a media organization that is little known to the public of Sandern Australia, but the smart money (and all of the slush fund from the Southern Cross CWA) are backing him, with the media spin doctors (Turbine PR [icksref]) having positioned OT as the Kerry packer of the 20's & 30's, where he will soon lecture a Senate committee on the benefits of tax minimization. TPR have just advised that OT will henceforth be known as "The Goanna", but presently is just the "BlueTongue", which is quite a rise from "The Gecko". Onesie has risen to the occasion, because he gets aroused at being treated this way, and he has taken to ...... OT, headed to his media HQ while wearing his latest onesie. No wonder he gets all the chics.

It is nice to see that Bernie gets Cappy's crappy jokes ...... well, one of them anyway. Bernie is an NES lurker of renown.

.... at that applies to OT in spades, but also to our best mate Tubb, who specializes in Cat-Farms & Cat-Houses, and only little Jimmy Chalmers (a 2nd JC) knows from the Turbine conglomerate's sanitized accounts, as submitted to the Aussie Tax Office (and on-sold to 4 Corners), from which source Turdy makes the most money. It is little known, and even less understood, how OT and his CAT spare parts business/ripoff can have outsold WesTrac for the past decade, and have .....

Here is a photo from PG back just as OT started to sit under the tree when he was in his early 30's, and before he became a leading WA AUF member. Not many people know of the existence of this photo. Those steel rimed wheels really smart when they run over your legs, hence his mangled lower limbs and walking frame. Back then OT looked exactly like a young Tom Cruise in Top Gun (avref), ............ but without the charisma.

..... the WA elite, where he can often be seen sitting with no mates under a boab tree (the Adansonia Gregorii genus, as named by Adan, Sonia and Greg from Perth Uni as a bit of a wank, and an in-joke), in the middle of Leake St (well named given his continence issues) at Peppermint Grove, sucking on a flat of (you beauty Bondy) Swan Lager and picking the sand out of his jocks, before heading (avref) ...... OT's boab tree and that's his P'mint Grove holiday house on the right. Note the stains on the bottom of the trunk lower right where he has been caught short a few times. He is often seen sitting on a stack of stubbies with his back against the trunk at lower left, yelling at passersby, and swearing at cars that almost run over his legs, which are thankfully short, see Tom Cruise reference above.

..... a fatter and shorter cross between the Twigster and Alan Bond, so in WA society circles (avref), OT is in high (avref) .......

Same height too, so OT has to be careful not to get dragged into dwarf throwing contests at the pub.

OT's face looks like this, but with a nose and lips in the middle. And well-worn lips like these too.

.... age old question of whether the carpet matches the drapes, or the claims that Grecian 2000 is unnoticeable after application, or that modern rugs are undetectable when you are obviously wearing a hair-hat ... (and besides, they blow off when you are cruising with an impressionable young hottie in the 'Vette). Crappy (and I suspect bull too) lived on peroxide when a teenager and he was part of the surfing culture with Midge Farrelly (who has been deceased for 10 years), Little Patti and Col Joy. We know from several photos on the dark web that OT is a generation younger and that reflects the healthy WA lifestyle, his falsification of his birth certificate, and his ..... Turbo has weathered considerably better than has little Patty. ...., occasionally involuntarily, as the "dot-of-shame" so often signifies (and why Tubb is so often seen wearing yellow bermuda shorts) ..... or whenever his peepers spot the white of the porcelain. (Cappy has retained a Harvard Research Team in order to discover why the urge increases when one merely thinks of Dalton, and progresses to the need for a severe clench the closer that one gets to the bowl .... which is one of the most misunderstood forces of nature & physics). All those NESers over 65 please look away and do not peep at the following photo.

.... they even have a discounted membership for Rangas (Harry will be welcomed with open arms once he gives Meg the flick), but with the ...... Crappy notes that Tubb has been up for his 5.30 am pee again, which is an improvement over his previous 4 am calls of nature. Where your Skipper is at the moment it is 9.30 am so he is off for a coffee and a piece of cake at his local boulangerie.

.... Labotomy recipients and assorted .....

..gh ...

..... a big splash in the ....

... wanted to ....

Breaking news and a breakthru for the Skippy trucking industry, as a simple AI investigation has exposed that Turdy has done this before and he therefore has form. As it turned out, this is the reason why he had so many chassis' cracks in the Freightliners .... because he also dressed those chassis up in a Drizabone and Akubra ......... and that (plus the minor fact that the HT metal wasn't thick enough and had come from China as a cheap job-lot from BYD XXX Tensile C-Section Steels ...... , with the word "Low" crossed out with a Texta) had caused the ruckus. (Please note that in the trucking industry, C-section is not an abbreviation for Cesarian, although it was almost akin to that after they finished reaming Turdy out, and almost tore him a new one).

...... and said "Does my bum look big in this Chamberlain seat?" To which he replied "Compared to what, ..... the Bismark?" This made Sam look at the engine starter guy with those killer eyes that got her the $15,000 a week GG's gig, and she spoke quietly from the corner of her mouth, thru clenched teeth (and cheeks) when she said ".....

So how can any lesser Aussie patriot (missileAvRef) not accept what Tubb has said in the above, doff his lid, and pay his respects to the old-fella past and present. Crappy accepts Tubb's polite disagreement and he apologizes accordingly. Now ........... where the hell do we have to go back to, in order to continue the riveting tome that is the Never Ending Story (NES)?

The cultural identity is fascinating, as is the attempt to disguise a NASCAR v8 as an Aussue Icon (and perhaps even a P76), but to shroud a high-power engine in a Drizabone and Akubra, while very Aussie, and approved by the Twigster, is asking for engine reliability issues.