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.... involved a pink bikini, a traditional copper and brass diving helmet, Cappy's helmet & 3 blokes from down the pub. This got .....
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.... Pearl approached him underwater, with a proposal that ..... The Lugger family are bigger than the Paspalleys, up in the NW.
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..... which he resisted, as all WA people are fiercely independent, after all, they are all descended from the crew of the Batavia after being dropped off on the way back to Indonesia. Not many people know, as it is not taught in schools .... and certainly not mentioned during gender transition studies (where the 8 genders in WA are critically reviewed), but the genetic mix of your average Western Australian means that a WA Welcome to Cuntry starts off in Dutch, then Indonesian, South African, then Japanese ("Hurro all youze ex-pearl divers" yelled Nob from the NES peanut gallery), and after 15 other local dialects, it finishes with a Swan Lager, a quick durry, and a ......
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Not many people would have known how to capture this great photo after he had sorted the stuck hinge issue on the horizontal stabilizer plus on the rudder, and had now moved on to the aileron hinges before checking out the range of movement of the flaps. There was however an unanticipated issue, as he must have chewed off the winglets. Bad dog .... but Nobu thinks that his experlience means that he can letlain the mutt to pre-war imperial standards.
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.... resisting movement and being heavy on the controls (sortofavref), until a Kelpie is around. In relation to this well-known Jab issue, Kelpies have been seen jumping up on horizontal stabilizers and giving them a nip (Noburef) so as to encourage the elevator hinges to move. "Hurro" interjected Nobu "I is here and I know a rot about this issue" he added "As I spent many weeks working as a shepherd during my 3rd escape from Cowla, so I'm leady to come back into the NES if you want me to add some context, some lather crass Japanese ranuage humour (I know that simple folk like Clappy on the NES find my stuff funny, but selious heavy hitters rike CB plobabry would not), or ......
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.... love rubbing Lanolin on their .....
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Dear NES Audience. Turbo is a long-term best mate of mine, but I also know his foibles, and the above text therefore rings alarm bells. Could "hd" be his twisted and/or perhaps perverted way to mean: "had" in the worst erky perky sense of the word? "held" which is perhaps wholesome but could also be erky perky if this happened before she "had" the poor little lamb. "hired" but surely Mary wouldn't do that to strangers, particularly if in Tasmania. "handled" ... so perhaps even more erky perky connotations by Turbo for grazing animals.
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.... , and the 2nd verse it added "With baked potatoes" (as written by the Potato Marketing Board [the PMB]). Not many people would know, but those who are mates with Turbo have perhaps caught a glimps of a family trait, that Anthony Turbine (he prefers Antony and also likes the name Antonella when out Clubing) was the basis for Benedict Cumberbatch's character (NTTIAWWT) in the film ......
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.... a world benchmark price, which meant that only members of the Rockefeller & Turbine families, plus Wazza Buffett, Elon and owners of oilfields, could compete to buy the artworks. One of the oilfield owners was particularly keen as he owned all of the BC oilfields, which were valued based on current BC prices and paid for, in BC, by BC, using BC. As all NESers would be aware, the oilfields located in British Colombia, have always been valued based on the price of Brent Crude and paid for in BitCoin, yet not many people know that Brent Crude was originally named after a wildcat well expert (in fact he was and is an expert on just about anything) known as Crude Brent, but he objected to that name and when incited often went out to his car to get his pistol, so everyone found it easier to reverse the name instead of banning him from any further oil trading. Crude Brent (nobody on the trading floor ever knew his last name, but some suggest that it also starts with a C (perhaps because he might be one of them), and that meant that .....
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..... signing autographs and receiving gifts for his NES contributions, including 2 Poet Lauriat awards, a Walkley, the Pulitzer Prize, and the Archibald. Turbo was speechless as not many people know that it was Archibald Turbine who had stumped up the cash for the prize, and the ......
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......., like a dill, he told a leading light that he always kept a pistol in his car or aircraft. After a lengthy investigation he was sentenced to whinging about the NES and victimising some forum members. But given the support for the NES by all of the Moderatti, and after receiving letters in numerous languages from NES fans, donors and Patreon members (Turds and I are sick of all the coffees that our supporters are buying for us), the NES was elevated, by Adam Min himself/herself (NTTIAWWT) no less, up the Wreck Frying Totum Pole so that it could be .....
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.... he needed to refer the issues to Baz, who Builds things like this, and while he does not have too much in his Moneybox, he knows someone who specializes in Aircraft Fiberglass, so repairs were possible, and he would soon be a Flyboy again. Yet after all that good news and name dropping, he was still concerned (NESandWreckFlyingpreservationref) about some unhinged clown .....
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..... as the design had earnt it's dedicated followers back BC, and here we are in the modern world using wings that can be Bent, and many owners are Christening some of their new aircraft's 30 ft wingspan by installing heavier RF guydance equipment instead of water balast, so as to .....
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.... not many people know that US nuclear subs are captained on a hereditary basis, so the oldest son of the oldest son of the original skipper was the one now in charge. So dear readers, we had the 2 times nippers of the rag and tubers still snakey about the actions of a long dead Submarine Captain, when one of the Rag & Tubers (who had glided in from Anchorage [as the wing profile had been further improved over the years and was now better that of an Eta with a 75:1 glide ratio]) said enough is enough. As a result, a Drifter won the World Gliding Competition and the dispute with the Sub Captain was defused via a couple of cases of Jack Daniels. This all meant, and not many NESers are aware of this fact, that the one .....
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.... who formed a Lobby Group, that elected an Administary Committee, which flew in their own aircraft to the US via Japan, Russia, Alaska and Canada. That took the Rag & Tube members 60 years, so those that actually made it were the 3rd generation of those that originally departed OZ, so when they eventually arrived and lobbied to have the Submarine Captain sacked, he had been in a box for ......
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..... and the aircraft (avref) started to try to hover (avref). The new Mk 12 wing has been a breakthru and has a 40:1 glide ratio, so it stretched the tiedowns and was spotted by a US Nuclear Sub, which declared it to be a drone of unknown parentage. The Skipper (cappyref) of the Sub reported that ......
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.... Chuck decided to use his right hand, and low & behold it felt like someone else was doing it, ...... and the stewedants stopped heading for + hitting the trees. Aircraft replacement and insurance costs were reduced to manageable levels, Chuck was flush with cash, his right arm became as muscular as his left, and he signed a ......
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On approach into Chez Cappy at YKKA. Apologies for being heavy footed on the rudder, but I was still getting used to her. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1091692866752847
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..... operate with similar precision, but Chuck's Irish heritage became an issue, as he would say "Well you have done pretty well dis lesson and we will land after I count down "one" when we are downwind (which went well), "two" when on base (a little low and slow but OK), and "tree" ...... so the Stewed-ant straight headed over to the rivergums by the Derwent and the rest is ...... Cappy noticed that Vicmanistan is to have Free Dental Clinics after the next election, and the premier said that the Turbine Corp has been giving him advice on how to import fully qualified dentists from Nigeria and the Congo. This is good news for all NESers who are contemplating meeting Turbo on his stand at the next Avalon Trade & AirShow, as this is an opportunity for Turbs to, finally, have his gnashers fixed and his breath to be freshened up.
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The NES apologizes for Turbo's misspelling of Eeeaan's name. Please do not ban him again.
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.... also keep her acting lessons alive and she wanted to keep seeing Romeo on the side too (and in other positions) so Juliet had 3 projects on the go at the same time (plus she was going thru an experimental relationship period with a nurse from Rome named Aphrodite), so she was often tired yet euphoric, but still keen to learn to fly at the CTAA, and that led to .....
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And speaking of attached props, all stewed-ants please take note.
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.... , so you could be up and flying before the Romeo and Juliet concert was completed, and an engine test (with prop firmly attached) could be used to control the effects of the phlatulence that was reported in Tubb's earlier post. Romeo would thank you too, as it was Juliet that ......
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.... followed through from laughing, or .....
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... And so the CT jumps the que of posts, but that is OK as that is what CT's do when they are from DG. ..... as Traumahawks have decimated the Opossunoquonuskes over the years, to the point where they changed their name to Opossumoquonuskes, and the issues went away ...... until the rougher members of Tazzy society started to hunt them with spotlights (manchasterref) and ......
