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.... even the sub-microscopic numbers on the bottom of each cartridge case, because this is where Special Agent Turdbro's celebrated photographic and phototelepathic memory rose to the fore, when he ......

Crappy now holds the NES record, with 5 consecutive posts. What a sad old dero he is, having apparently driven all other contributors away, many of whom just yawn, roll their eyes, and claim to be too sick to type ..... using standard excuse #1 being "I think that I may have covid".

This effort represents one of Turbo's rare money-making failures, (well perhaps failure is too harsh a description), but in a leaked memo Turbine Metallurgical Consultants Pty Ltd have advised Tubb that his clippings are not silver but are cupro‑nickel alloy of 75% copper and 25% nickel, so are collector value only and the effort to clip them to the precise dodecagonal shape that he did, cost 24.743789521 times the worth of the metal. Will all NESers please keep this strictly confidential so that the reputation of the Turbine Conglomerate is preserved. During his presentation on one of the "Ted's Talks" Turbo quoted Elon Musk after one of his Starship rockets blew up on landing, when he said "Well, you win some and you lose some, but at least we are in the game."

Cappy has just realised that he needs to apologise to Turbo for the above post, as he has just been informed that Turdy has been clipping coins for decades. Not many people know that all 50 cent coins are originally round and all that are no longer perfectly round have been clipped by Turbine Coin Rip-offs.com.

The Cook Family are concerned that the lack of response to the post which included Mel could reflect the deep-rooted undercurrent of anti semitism that underlies the Australian Aviation Community. Or are all NESers just sensitive about being exposed as Fegelhers? To test this sad assumption the Cooks intend to post an alternate humorous video in arabic by Ali bin Mustaf bin Moksy bed Linnen, or any other gay/merry Arabic comedian, as soon as they can find one.

..... involved Turbo, then buying a lifetime pass to the Opera, to support the West Coast Eagles (or Freo in that yummy purple) and to become a brand ambassador for Victoria's Secret. The 'Vette was parked permanently in the sun so that it would fade to that tolerant gay pinkish hue (but that will take a while in Melburnistan), and he joined the outdoor performances of Robin Hood as shown below (that is Turdy standing on the rock), where he ...... As all cats only have one eye when walking away from you, the gender-selector was based on a single swift probing device aimed about 30 mm below that one eye. If the cat was female she liked it and could easily be coaxed into the CatOLactor, and if it was a male, the probe in the pills made him folded up on the floor, and manageable for about 15 minutes.

Mind you, the kittens are having a hard time of it as they are being fed on cheap Chinese/Russian skimmed milk, which TCF are skimming the top off, and the cute little kittens are skin and bone. If Turbo didn't already control the majority of the shares in Turbine-RSPCA, he'd be in strife.

This photo shows the fantastic engineering of Turbine Cat Farms, as those cats are all plumbed in & restrained.

.... Cat Farm, where Turbine Technologies had developed a RotoLactor machine to receive and hold the moggies in place (a major breakthrough) and tiny little suckers that attach to the female cat's teets. That has all been working well, and one of the only issues remaining are around the male cats, or the trans cats, that get punted into the Catolactor and what happens, based on their poor attitude, and the products that are extracted. Turbo, the Great Man himself, had designed and tested a human-sized version of the Catolactor machine and he had a solution to the issue which ..... Here is the full-sized machine that Turbs used to design and miniaturize before testing on himself, using a suitably sterilized and sized (enlarged) one of those blue things. Below is a photo taken last week at Turbine Cat-Farms by Turbine Illicit & Paparazzi Photos.com showing the 7 ft diameter Cat-O-Lactor.

.... one of the ladies at the party in Peppermint Grove said over the PA system (which could be heard almost out at Rotty) that the odour was definitely similar to mi.....

..... "Isn't that spelt phart in polite society, and at our age how do you sneak one out without shi......

..." said Cappy pointing at a very questionable part of the happy snap "What were you doing trying to stick THAT in THERE?" .... then he allowed the silence to sweep over them before Lyall blushed with embarrassment, while at the same time becoming a little aroused, and he ....

..... 'd for four" (million). "Will you take a cheque?" Cappy asked, but he had previously been debanked a couple of times to stop him from running as Prime Minister, and he was officially designated as "Working Class" ........ so when his new cheque book was issued, the writing bits and the number box were limited to 3 figures and a dot after the 1st one "So I can give you a few cheques of $9.99 each and we can .....

For new NES or AUF members, please be aware that not many people know, that the structure atop AUF House is designed to attract and channel cosmic energy, which enables the AUF President and entire Board to be infallible (which many already thought that they were even before they started to glow with cosmic power).

.... and the self-made working class members within the AUF, as well as Turbine Assorted Charities & Turbine Salvation Navy (the tambourine whizz-kids), rushed in to buy the item(s) with the purpose of donating the original as a centrepiece in the foyer of AUF house in Canberra, and with full sized copies to be placed in the foyers/coffee shops (AUFbucks [an AUF registered franchise]) of each of the AUF State Office towers. The bidding started at ...... AUF House in Canberra was made as a copy of Parliament House, only bigger.

..... , and knocked Leonardo's (DeVinci, not Turtle) designs into a cocked hat. With that, Bernie's sketches (see below) were in demand from the Smithsonian, the Brownstonian, the Louvre and the Perth mint, because ..... Bernie's production design sketch (Rev 3) of a Sikorski Blackhawk, which Leo knocked off to use as a water pump.

For the Intellectually Curious members of the NES, here is the south-up cuneiform map of Degilbo, all as discovered and translated by Bernie. The blank circle at 3 o'clock is WA and the one at 9 o'clock is Bone. The blank circle at 10 oclock is vitally important as that is the Drug Squad looking for Blue Meth production. Woowoonga Creek is obviously as important as DG's sacred 5 streams of the apocalypse. PS ... Is Degilbo really the arse-about spelling of Obliged? And here is the original before Bernie sorted it out.

..... while the TV was idly playing in the background. And that is when Bernie glanced up and saw his 1st program of Breaking Bad, looked at Walter's RV then considered his own, looked at Walter and gave consideration to his own bad-boy image, then considered how much time Walter was dedicating to his production of Blue Meth and resolved that this left plenty of time to still do justice to his Frill Neck research. So there you have it dear readers, as you have witnessed the precise time that Degilbo became twinned with Daraweit Gwim as the Blue Meth production hubs of the east coast, and when the .....

Crappy is impressed, as this is very perceptive by OT. But Crappy knows that most NESers are intellectually active and curious, so they would all know that all cuneiform tablets also contain a map of the known world which shows points of interest and intellectual highlights. The blank section at mid left of Crappy's tablet represents WA. ..... that Doubtfire had been taking lessons from Krissy, and Bernie had become the BRS of Degilbo, because when Bernie went down to the Degilbo Pattiserie & Coffee Shop on Coringa Rd for his usual triple shot Latte and freshly baked Pane-Chocolate, seated around him in the outdoor eating area overlooking the beautiful vista of Woowoonga Creek & the Cemetery, were photographers from Channels 9 & 7 + a kid from the Degilbo All Denominations Private School who had taken a freelance subcontract from Channel 10 to see if he could get an up-skirt type closeup of BTP or BTDFOD as he had become known ... Bernie-The-Persuitee, or Bernie-The-Dezi-Freeman-Of-Degilbo. With the hundreds of Outside Broadcast vans in the main street, plus the thousands of usual tourists doing the Degilbo self-guided adventure tour, Bernie decided to bugger off up to the "Good Night Scrub" National Park and to "Paradise" Dam, both of which had been named by Bernie after he and Doubtfire had spent a torrid night consummating their affair (Doubtfire always fell for Bad Boys) and, it is a little known fact that .....

Apologies for the delay Bernie, but I had to wait for the mud to dry, and because of the size of the tablet, I have had to omit the full list of my qualifications and awards.

No worries Turbs, as I will send him a message in cuneiform script.

Come on Bernie, remove the didgit.

This is obviously a post that Bernie would wish to respond to, so Cappy, ever the gentleman and mate, will allow that to occur.

Not many people know that Turbo holds the Guiness Record for being told that by good looking females, ............ and by quite a mass of scrubbers too, but to now also be in record contention for being told that by various AI ladies (Tubb always opts for the lady's voice) is a new low, or achievement, depending on how you rate such things.

..... it, and once Cleo (to her mates) realised what had happened, she also recalled that this snake had been shown several times in a bible picture book that she had loved to read as a little kiddie. With near to her last gasps, Cleo realised that this was the same snake that had given Eve the apple and after taking advice from her Soothsayer named Alexa, she said "Geeez Louise, this bloody same snake has appeared as the Bronze Serpent (ref Numbers 21:4–9 & John 3:14–15), as the Viper that bit Paul on Malta when he was shacked up with a Maltese Princess and having a break from active apostilling (ref Acts 28:3–6), and then finally as his(or her) big final gig as the Cosmic Serpent/Dragon (see Revelation 12 and 20)". "Heck, you know a lot of religious stuff Alexa" said Cleo as the poison took effect. "No wuckers, Cleo" responded Alexa "And you can cut the over dramatization as it's just a run of the mill python and while they might give you a nasty nip (Noburef) on the nork, they are not fatal". "Well tell Markanthony to get his arse in here quickly for a final one, just in case you are wrong ..... and tell Bernie to watch his step with that snake when he comes across it in a few thousand years .... although I know that he is a tough nut and is much more worried about Eastern Browns & Red Bellied Blacks out there around Degilbo". Alexa took Cleo's instructions seriously, remembered Bernard's name (Bernie to his mates and the Wreck Frying aviation community) + his day after Xmas '46 DOB, and ......