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.... were experts on the interweb, so were able to hack into this Hitler person's profile and they found that this was really a Miss Oginist named Rachel, and she was merely jealous of BR's successes. Rachel also had the hots for Tommy Robinson, so was envious of BR's time spent with him in the UK interviews, and fantasized about what might have happened off camera. That meant (as all of us studs know) that a jealous Rachel is way more dangerous than Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini combined. Given this danger, BR called out the ADF for personal protection, and was allocated 6 raw recruits, that as an ADF in-joke were also all rangas, as they were apparently the only ones with working weapons that were not involved in giving evidence to the Brereton Inquiry or had been subpoenaed to attend the BRS court case. Once Rachel saw BR and the ranga recruits all dressed in burqas, & looking like a line of bollards, she didn't .....

.... wore a white lab coat and Blunstones, and he, (or she ...ifn it was a Hitlerette), stood on .....

.... certified by Dominion Shanghai PLC, and had been ......

...tacked as they all piled onto that portly bloke in the wheelchair with the double-barreled name ..... and the Teals, who had been invited to the barby based on their shared policies, also gave him a good kicking, and Zalli used him as a mogul while riding her skateboard. Pauline got a giggle out of this blue, as none of these dingbats were now MPs, because all of their seats had been won by One Nation due to the punters just crossing out the names on the ballot and writing things like Pauline for PM, Pauline for Pope, Pauline for Queen (NTTIAWWT), and Pauline for ...... And while talking double barreled names, it is little known that Turbo's last name is actually Turbo-Planner as his Grandpa Turbine had hooked up with a member of the Planner family in a torrid affair that had rocked the Monarchy.

..... punted the Prez's prezzy off to some parliamentary aid so that it could be added to the National Estate and taken to one of the 27 museums in Canberra, but after a few months the museum realised that the Prez's prezzy was half a pig wrapped in palm fronds, so they ......

However, VSI doesn't have the dedication of two long term best mates (and tome writers) who have helped each other thru all of life's pitfalls and spent so much time in combat (combatting the mozzies up the Khyber [Blood sucking mozzies, not blood curdling Mussies, although there were a few of them too]).

Just 13 pages to go to reach 1000, Turdy. We can make it, even if everyone else has buggered off.

.... who had his hand out for another $Au 500 million because his islands were sinking (particularly after the BOM changed the height datum in the Pacific). "No way Hose-A, or whatever is your moniker" said Pauline "I'm here to look after Aussies and Aussies alone, and I don't give a rats if you go with one of Xi's Bracers and Tracks Initiatives, like Mextoria nearly did." "But missus, I've brought you a Prezzy" said the Tuvalu Prez. "I don't take gifts" said Pauline, setting new Parliamentary standards, and she .....

...... which elicited the same response from the Secretary that "The response to such a question is beyond my pay grade, plus it is time for lunch, and the Canberra Floriade is on so we get a few days off, so can I take that on notice and I'll get back to you, Red." Pauline spat chips on hearing that, before she ......

BREAKING NEWS - NES AND WRECK FLYING EXCLUSIVE - Turbo has volunteered, and been accepted by Pauline, to be the One Nation Whip ....................... and also the Orange Padded Handcuffs, plus the Radical Right Wing Militia Spinning Bondage Wheel.

..... decided to check the overall election results. Sure enough she had won them all and there were no members sitting on her side, or in the opposition benches. "Beauty" she said "I can wear my burqa in every day if I want to". But then the Speaker's position came into question, so Pauline took that role too, as well as every Cabinet Minister, so the legislation flowed, Pauline pocketed a couple of million a year, so could buy a bigger farm to grow potatoes and she then prepared a takeover offer for Mackas, to be called Hannas & run by Tommy Robinson, after which she would ......

.... had just had his hair dyed red and lodged a Parliamentary Deed Poll (PDP) to change his name to Bill, and bought a Chip Shop + a SR22 Cirrus. Pauline was really P'dO as she thought that there were enough Rangas & Carrot Tops, and she didn't want anyone stealing her signature ID. PH, the PM, called a meeting of her Cabinet and was surprised that ......

Dear NESers. I have received an application to join the NES from some bloke with the initials of BC, who says that he knows everything about Australian Aviation and that he has a sacred duty to criticize long term members of Wreck Flying, while at the same time having one of the best senses of humour in the southern hemisphere. Please advise your thoughts on his admission into the inner sanctum of this Tome. Regards Moderator 13/Crappy

..... to make sure that it never happens again, the Postie Union (the PMGU) combined with all of the various Gens plus the LMBTQ crowd and the Iranian IRCG to form a powerful lobby group that became known as "Generation Imperial and Greek Alphabet" - the formidable GIAGA, which includes their AK47 and AKM subgroups. As a result, bantams were banned and used to make the "tam" components in Tim Tams, the TCF sales of Cat Bile went stratospheric, Tim Tams were boycotted by the RSPCA and everyone became sick of the use of initials, or acronyms, or corny jokes needing bold lettering. The Full Form & No Initials or Acronyms Naming Rights Bill (TFFANIOANRB) was drafted for Parliamentary Review (PR) and the result (R) was ......

.... after all of his copiers were supplied with random CP spots and a mystery commemorative feather in the ink container. The General Public loved the uniqueness, as no two were the same, and the prize bantam from the shed was used as a ......