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.... Turbo's protected upbringing amongst the "Mansion Children" on Toorak Rd shielded him from such things. .... although Turbo's Nanny (who looked after him until he was "of age") had one.

Cappy hopes that his sister wasn't wearing the escutcheon that Turbo drew his picture of. If you still have a copy Tubb, please send it to me as I will recognize her ....................................... oh, that's not appropriate, so no I wouldn't.

.... Turbo's protected upbringing amongst the "Mansion Children" on Toorak Rd shielded him from such things. On the other end of the social spectrum, Cappy's sister wore an escutcheon (defined by engineers as a decorative or protective plate surrounding an opening), for many years into her late teens. Cappy's parents were somewhat medieval in their thinking, eating from silver plates and whatnot, but for some reason Cappy's sister's escutcheon was referred to as "Ye lockable personal escutcheon designed to discourage unauthorized access" and in modern day parlance was called a Chastity Belt. For Cappy this represented a .....

.... decades of unused and unappreciated Christmas presents, plus the numerous items that women have thrown at him while rejecting his advances, or chucked in the aftermath of unsuccessful liaisons. The hood ornament was therefore a great big black ..... G'day from me too Raj.

.... accidentally loop-the-loop and wear scarfs that made them look like Dudley Do-Right without his Mounty uniform, (who is also the type that is a troublemaker on this Forum, but using different initials). The concept, of non-Rotax, thruster powered elevating cars (TPECs) had always fascinated Turbs and when Elon jumped the truck, Turbo almost came .....

... also snuck through a rule that Pilots of Flying Cars (known as a PoFlC) had to carry a briefcase that quickly became a filing cabinet that contained every Aviation related map that had ever been printed, and wear skintight flying suits with the zip that goes from the neck down to where I plugged (shot, not the other "plugged", NTTIAWWT) Turbo ....... and the CASA inspectors had the right to test the maps and the zips at any time. (This was a very attractive prospect for any CASA inspector who was on rotation back from the Uighur camps). While the CASA brown shits clashed with the pastel colours of the Flight Suits, there was a strange bond that formed between the ..........

.... all of the flyboys just rolled their eyes, but one responded "Duhhhhh. Because it is "fun"?" To that, the prospective millionaire buyers thought about whether they wanted to get involved in the fraught issue of light aviation and flying car politics. But soon the Australian Flying Car Association was borne, and it was quickly known as the FACA, and was full of .....

Turbo regularly meets his mate Aboor at the MyCentre Coffee Shop & in the adjoining Peter Paul and Achmed Folk Song Cavern, in the Aisha Mosque, where Abu Hamza (known as Sam to Turbo and to his mates) often joins them and brings his own home-made baklava. They get together every few days to shoot the breeze ..... and a couple of unlicensed AK's in the MyCentre's "Penny Wong Memorial Underground Rifle Range" (the MCPWMURR). These meetings often shape Muslim Brotherhood policy, and they also often shape a few IED charges too.

.... he is also the Importing Agent for Kelly Springfield. Sheik Aboor did not import any tires with white sidewalls until Turbo insisted on them, so Tubb's tires now match the piping on the GM vinyl upholstery and stitching? Tubb likes the special Kelly-Springfields that his mate and supplier, Aboor, gets for him because they have a strip of rubber down the middle that catches fire after 5 revolutions spinning on Lygon St tarmac & bullet casings, and not many people know that Turbs and his 'Vette performing his tricks on Lygon St and St Kilda Rd has been the inspiration for Elon's latest Tesla promo, and Elon has slipped Turbo a ......

... the road, like a Saturday night cruise down Lygon St and St Kilda Rd, where Turbo is always/invariably and inveterately the star attraction, doing donuts and associated 600 m long burnouts in the 'Vette, where he also .....

.... why until he remembered using a cheap Chinese knock-off front suspension member, and he had Bob Brown navigating for him, with a couple of Teals in the back seat (Turbs has always been a bit keen on Zali, and what she does to Mogels, of which Turbo is one). Turbo fought the wheel to counter these tendencies and when he .....

Cappy notes that bull has replied to the NES shortly after Turbs posted the above selphie, but in true consistent NES style, all we can comment is NTTIAWWT ...... unless of course bull has PM'd Turbo with compromising material .............. although NTTIAWWTE, I guess.

..... that's the type of guy that Turbo is. Experienced NESers will note that the swim trunks & the hair also match the colour of the 'Vette perfectly, which has white piping and stitching on the upholstery just like those jocks that he is not filling out all that well, given the after-effects of roid abuse. You can also see why Tubb often uses the nom-deplume of Dave Hastlehoff in his posts on other forums (fora), such as Pee-Prune, and in the pages of LGBTQ Monthly Magazine. NB - It is also unclear from that photo whether the carpet matches the drapes, so perhaps that hair colour has been enhanced, as he is sometimes want to do. Tubb always favors those front-on shots, as from the rear you can often see a mark on those shorts of how & where the wound is still weeping a little. At times, Turbo has often, in the past, also been tempted to join the Cuntry Party when Black-Jack McKeon was in charge, because Turbo used to be a real cuntry person and loved to .....

..... bringing in blonde Asians to fulfil the immediate needs of the Moorabbin sex trade. However, with the increasing popularity of 1 Nation, red-heads were also in demand, so .....

.... those pilots were sent to a Uighur retraining camp, where CASA had been sending staff as warders for their 1st year in preparation for dealing with Aussie LAMEs and with upstart organizations like the AUF. (CAMS also uses the Uighur camps to train pit lane marshals and the little Aussie blokes in white coats who stand at the gate checking passes). As a result, the Uighurs soon started to speak with Aussie accents, favour blonds, wear bikinis, and