Captain

Congrats & well done Ross/Madge.

Many who get elected, some of whom used this forum for some of their electioneering or to get known, seem to then buzz off from here once elected.

I hope that you can stay and keep the members informed on those items that can be discussed publically.

Hopefully you can follow Jim Tatlock's lead and stay involved here, + bounce some items off the members via this forum.

Regards Geoff

...... "You'll get the OTHER what?" interjected Salty "As I know Turdy pretty well and there isn't that much else to grab that you would actually feel confident or happy about grabbing."

"I know what you mean" replied Madge (VoteForMeRef ............ no don't worry as I won .......... so KissMyBootsRef) "As when he came up here to f'n Q, I was uncomfortable getting within ....................

........ but then Ossie added 'We should all go back to the Ragus Wingus days when we had o-ne icences-le and were illing-ke eaps-he of rselves-oe."

" I gree-ae" said Atshatter-he "As you didn't need a eakdown-le ester-te back in them good old days, when ..............

...... well, there's the aquaducts, law and order, the roads, dirt landing strips, the RPL, Humanes Factorum, because we all know how bad things were before the CASA conquered us?" said the bloke from the People's Front of RAA

"CASA eunt domus" wrote Ossie around the walls of the CASA office in Canberra, while AhLow, playing the dual roles of Biggus Dickus (he was a natural for that part) and the Roman Centurian who found Ossie, took Ossie by the ear to gave him a Latin lesson and said ".............

.... AhLow, who was quite experienced as whipee (when he often yelled "Whoopee") amongst the Moderatti Magnificentti Bravura Splentivo, and that just goes to prove that ..........

..... and sully our beloved Rat's good name by treating him like a Sultan while we play the parts of sultry .............

.....Mavis was very interested and said "Turdy says that the gorgeous Rat is unsullied, so here is a chance for you and I to .....

"..salubrious, wheras you my little one eyed rat, are smelly........."

.... suave, seductive, sporranus-longus, secure, secular, sedulous, secretive, secrete-ive & second-class, yet.............

...... as you well know, the Turdster can be both serious, suggestive, surreptitious, sordid, serendipitous, sensuous and .............

..... Mavis just had to ask "Is Turdy referring to "bagasse", the fibrous by-product of sugar production, or is he referring to "barge-ars*" the by-product of too many sponge cakes at the CWA?"

"Well Mave" replied Nanna "I'm sorry to tell you that he is referring to .........

.... glare of all the adverse publicity that will result."

"I agree" said the 12 Incher "As if he gets that Board spot he'll think his doesn't pong, and is sure to get square for all those f'n Q references".

"Don't be afraid, young Loxlie" volunteered TurdBro "As I know the Madge Jayco well, he is one of my best mates and we often spend time knee deep in .............

........little finger.Cardigan was in stitches, and....

"This is hard and these guys are giving me grief" said Ahlocks to his Moderatti mate, known better as .............

.... not counting AhLow, who was still trying to unlock the fire extinguisher.

And while Brine's brush is a bit on the rugged side, he is well known locally as the "Dandy-Nong Stud" with a stud in his ........

..... "Oh Mate" said Brine "6 or 8 of Ultralight's and a few of yours as well".

The 12 Incher was speechless, but responded " ................

...... why do you need to largest sporran ever made?" asked Marvis "I do so hope that it is for the reason I'm thinking off" she added.

(His sporran was 3 feet long and 6 horses were de-tailed to make it, which made Mavis's eyes light up, along with a number of other girls at the CWA, who started a queue by the tea urn.)

"Well" replied Brine "I don't like to brag, but how big a tape measure do you have and ..............

......... the innuendo.

"I don't know about you Mavis, but I do have a couple of tats, so I'll show you my tats if you'll show me your .............

......... and that's not all you've lost, Geurns" commented Tink, who could be cutting when he wanted to be, and the NES oliver sudden went into ...........

.... that suggestive message printed on both sides, which indicates that you smell like Tink's socks and says .............

............. you pong like the dog has been sleeping on you, or one of our Rats (either Tunnel of The) have made a nest inside you. Have you been dropped on the garage floor and become a forgotten item of clothing, or worse still a cleaning rag, or have you .................

...was just wondering if Mr Ford Prefect was still around as he hasn't posted since 2008, is he still living at Watsonia?

"Why does the Cardigan want to speak with me after all these years?" asked Ford, who had a stuck up attitude, played chess at lunchtime (NTTIAWWT) and always had shiny shoes, just like all of the other prefects at my school.

"It's been 5 years, mate" replied the Football Jumper "And I thought that you .................

.... took up his position, one pace back and once pace out, as Brine's Doctor Watson.

"Stop smoking Cheroots and stop rooting Cher" was the Doctor's initial advice to Sherlock Salty, and ..........

..... they thought it was an Axe starting up."

"You should'a yelled "Peer Clop"" said Salty with his Scotch goggles on.

"He looks crook" said Madge "As it looks like he should have yelled the warning "Queer Plop", because .............

......JohnnyWalkaCricket, where I ... hic ... have a tovely lime buzzing the ...........

....next-to-Snoopy, who.............

..... , unfortunately, had been shown in the mosaic as naked and in a "poste compromis", by the very suss f'n Q artiste (who had signed his work as MosaicoPervertito, and may have been an early relative of that forum member MotzaicMerv), with Snoopy's ...........

........ and the parquetry floor has been hand crafted from space-bars from various computers, interspersed with the ends of thru-bolts that have been shed from aircraft that have been passing through, and we have a romano-f'nQ style mosaic in the centre, made from croc's teeth and Kronosaurus testicles that I knicked when last up in Hughenden in f'n c Q, which depicts a leak-down tester rampant, surrounded by what are either bananas or someone's impression of the 12 Incher posing ..............