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...... Esme Bedlinen, "After all" said some sheik with one arm and one leg, "Anyone is better than the Mount Perrier Madge when it comes to a .........

..... up with Eeen to correct the record.

"The TinkyWinkPranner has got it all wrong (he is a useress plick)" said Al, with considerable feeling.

"Jock actually rost his sox down his jox, while down in the Locks buying rocks from Rockwood ............ and he got the pox from ..........

........... the copyright battle continued in the Supreme Court between the Bedlinen Family and Nobu's mate, Mr Uaeda-san.

"It's not my fault that my mum and dad christened me Alan Quincy" said Uaeda-san in his first public statement since he won the case against Jock McLockland, when he .......

..... is a transvestite who likes purple and is dyslexic, as he words his gets mixed up."

"Yes" said McJockLox "As when he says "Washing Bikes" we all know that he means "Bashing Wifes" or ................

And who, oh who, dear reader was the author of post # 8000?

..... space for my next tome, as I am a leading light in the RAA (and a mate of Miles & Miles), soon to be elevated to A3 status, and I am a good example of why the organisation is not doomed.

Then the A6 added "With my guidance we will take over CASA, SAAA, AOPA and QANTAS, however the only slight impediment (NTTIAWWT) is that ............

But when he checked the south end, below the tail, he was surprised to find the A4 in there.

"What are you doing up there?" he asked and the A5 replied " This is where I compose my best stuff, and I ..................

"..........declare Le Defacaruer en Hauture reallocated to the WA electorate, where he will be classified with Gavuan de Throbenharden.""En...Meeseures, apres thes hes bin darn, I mais...................."

...... maised at how well LeDef would fit into the Throbber-aven's mantle over there."

LeDef can then just edit the Throbber's past emails that said "I support you Steve, do whatever you want to, and don't worry about the constitution" to read "I support .............

..... the f'n Q Board slot.

"I really really hope that I get it" said PDM (his mates [and some female stewed-ants] call him PDM instead of the more demeaning "Pants Down Madge") "As based on past stuff I can progress to be El Prez quick sticks, then I can suspend standing orders, ban all Jaberooters and anyone else that I don't like (Le Defacaruer will be packed off to the SAAA in next to no time if'n he ever survives a leak-down-test & gets his engine back together), then I'll ............

........ It appears that Turdy has posted a "One Eyed Pilots" post in the spot where "One Eyed Pirates" have been discussed in the past.

So, as a result, instead of Depth Perception, he had deep perspiration, and the Toyota Prius of the air is the ............

Turdbo's one eyed post got moved to the correct thread - ModerLox xox

....... needs one badly and can't afford to be too choosey, so given that he is known around the Riverina as the Gumly Gumly Gadfly, he is....................

......... got up to such a speed that the wingtip vortices were full of Roxette's underarm hair (erky perky ............ in AhRox's case these are generally similar to pubes but 8" long and platted, so they can be sucked into an Axe if you are not careful {or they wrap around the spinner and overload the sprag clutch}), Rexona's "Butch Boy" deodorant (as sold under the counter at the Blue Oyster) and the smell of ...........

......... the term "Dead Cat Bounce" came into common usage, but that is what happened next, when AhRoxOff ..............

.... he was at 5000 ft at the time.

"That's a bit weird, don't you think Turdo" commented Brine "What would he be doing with a cat at that elevation?"

"Oh .............. it's that, is it? Well that is called ............

..... "Hang on there Turdosan" said the Nobbu "AhRow the Harot has never prowed in his rife, but he certainry has ...........

...... you use a croak to allow you to frash your keel at young radies at the Brue Oyster (& to Poricerady Doubtfile in cerr number ereven). And when Ahrow frashes, the radies all ...........

"Don't mention that on a public forum, Planey" said Ratsack "Or we'll all have to undertake a "Fluffy Factors" course and some dill is sure to be off writing a textbook and a set of idiotic cryptic questions to ensure that we comply."

"And speaking of "fluffy"" said the little darling 18 year old "Planey looks "hot" there, leaning on that prop in his avatar, so let me brighten your day, Planey, and show you this fluffy ...........

...... plastic surgeon, who had an office above the local Panel Beater, as they had the same basic skill-set and were covered by the same Professional Liability Insurance.

"Quick" demanded Madge "Can you make me look 50 years younger?"

"Fair Do"s" said the Surgeon "Have you looked in the mirror lately? But I can give you a quote by the square metre if you like, plus a ...........

"No Planey" said the 18 year-old darling "It is definitely mm, as my Grandma took a photo of Loxie (they are about the same age) on her IPhone at the Blue Oyster when he was letting it all hang out. She also saw him in all his glory at the Fireman's Ball, and he only has one of those too. But Grandma reckons he is sweet, although she is concerned about his .............

.......... that "from what is indicated by the flight suit, 91.2 looks about right for Lottie, plus I had a text from the Capsicum Factory girls who also confirmed that Madge is .........

...... so was so inexperienced that she was prone to believe Ahlot the Harlot's story about having a 912 for her and his being a brave & dashing flyboy, but she was 18 and fair game for the likes of our H'lot (the cad).

"Wow, Mr Lot, that 912 must be huge" she responded with wondrous expectation in her eyes (same like the backpacker girls had at the Capsicum factory when Madge sauntered in) will you please ............

..... in the script as positive direction doesn't make the news or the complaints section. Plus it is bloody hard to introduce positive stuff to the NES, and as an example I'll quote the incident about ...........

An interesting point Madge. However I am one who believes that the GM should have the right to appoint the staff below him, albeit that the appointment of Techman and Opsman (or woman) should be ratified by the Board.

The GM acting in that way is much more preferable to the Board imposing the Techman and Opsman on the GM, as has been the case with the failure after failure after replacements in these positions over recent years.

In case you haven't noticed, KP, Ed is still on the Board. All that has changed is Ed's title ............. (and the fact that there have been no jobs for the boys since Rod took the helm).

You are delusional, in my opinion, if you think that Myles and Ed could have prevented the RPL from coming into effect and CASA from applying the pressure that they are (and will) to RAA, which in my view is a direct consequence of RAA proving over the past few years that it has been unable to run, administer and govern itself effectively.

If you want to apportion blame for that previous lack of governance within RAA, look closely & directly at the last 4 or 5 Executives and the Board members who supported them so vehemently. Those Executives were dominated by Middleton, Reid & Runciman and the fawning vehement support for their actions & inactions was dominated by Herring, Breitkreutz, Thobaven and Caban. That was all demonstrated clearly at, and in the lead-up to, last February's EGM (which I remind you was demanded by the members to address what were the several triggers for CASA's present actions).

"Don't worry" said Elratsack to Hatshat "As I have a secret weapon that can fix that statue which stinks of capricum and Asian backpacker. I have one of those things that Javier used in "No Country for Old Men" and I'll sort out Madge's forehead quick sticks. So don't you worry about that ............... and it might save us from another EGM."

"Wow" said the 12 incher "That's a bit harsh, I'd rather see us ...............