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....... f'n Q electioneering by the f'n c, and ...............

...... Princess Fiona to Shrek.

Or in NES parlance that equates to, from Ahlow to ........

..... being too unkind, is that as one of the Schmackos themselves (a Chomp and Chew may be relevant), or Roger's mum (who looks a lot like Nanna & Mavis) or perhaps as the ..............

...... a right handed graffiti artist has painted him on a bridge underpass using his left hand and with a spray-can that has a bung nozzle."

"But we of the Magnificenti Moderatti do think that Tubby was a bit over top in indicating that Madge is bi, so we ban Tink for 10 minutes and we wish to take a photo of the graffiti art for the record" interjected Ahlot, who was also a part time graffiti artist.

"Don't worry about that" responded Andy as part of his usual attempt to be helpful "Just have a look at the train-wreck that is shown face-on in Madge's election statement in the latest mag, and tell me that won't be used to frighten little kiddies at some time in the future, or ............

...... see what all my mates on the NES think of my photo in the latest mag.

"He sure looks like he has had a hard life, ruff even" commented Turbo, who is no oil painting (or bad railway graffiti) himself. "It is like Madge has had a ............

.... as he did when he was Major President.

"Now hang on there" objected the Madge Major "As I only dress up like this for sex."

"Now come on" said the real Major "You are from F'n Q and you are running for the Board, so we need to stick together in order for you to continue my policies and my managerial style and we'll kick some Mexican a*se."

"OK" responded the Madge Major "Mehican ees as close to Phillipino a*se as I'm gunna get, & I'll also ............

but as they were saying that Endo was noted to go red in the face and spin up like the Tassie Devil on the bugs bunny cartoon.......strewth yelled Rat.........V1....V2.....lift off imminent.......

The sounds coming from Endo were legendary there was the noise of hot air and some very colourful language that compared unfavourably SAAA poobahs and ladys of the night!!!

 

"Well" said Turdy......

..... "That spin-up by Endo was pretty similar in sound and content to the PFFFFFFFRRRRRT by AndyTheSquatter, although with Endo it was of the bovine variety, however I'm not opposed to the SAAAA 'soles having an involvement, after all, many of them are ex-airline pilots and therefore know a lot about things, have sparkling personalities, are worldly wise, definitely are "soles" and ............

.... welcoming.

"After all" said the SAAA boss, "We are all under the one sky, so forget that successive SAAA Boards have regarded all RAA guys as dickheads, as we are all under the one sky and should be friends (while we work with CASA to set up a competing organisation that looks after you poor recreational sub-species types). You never know, as one day some of you will become "real" pilots and fly an RV6 like me in my flight suit, and in the meantime we will know what youze are up to, while we are all under one sky (although we prefer the phrase "All under one umbrella (organisation)", a catchphrase which we have registered).

"Wouldn't it be easier to try to unite the Christians and the Muslims under one common religion" commented the cynical Rodent (CyniRat?).

"Hang on there" said a new RAA member, & the A6, who were unaware of the way RAA members had been previously treated at SAAA fly-ins "These guys seem like an improvement, and ..............

.... on the AGM at AussieFly in Narrowmind, where those huge thighs had SAAA tattooed on the inside and were .......

..... then more rumbling, and then more mist and more rumbling like a 6 metre agitator bowl filled with anvils ........... and Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrt, HatSquat accelerated to lift off speed, but the wide brown land was brown again.

"Geeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz" said Andy from 200 ft "I don't remember eating that" and then he stunned the audience on the ground by adding "...........

.......And then, to cap it all off.......

...... he put on a cap with heaps of gold braid and squeezed into a green combat style flying suit (with an imitation G'suit sewn into it by his mum) that was sourced from E Paul Ette in Tazzy. The flying suit was 3 sizes too small & about 6" too untall, but showed off his lunch bag to good effect, and he asked Turdy "Does my bum look big in this?"

"Compared to what?" replied Tinky

"Well ................. compared to a ................

.... his wife manning the stall. He has been able to sell her over 300 times at that price, only to eventually find her way back with a smile on her face, sore feet and a ...........

.... the number of Pirates worldwide (see Ratpoos vital info from 2007 in another post and the link to Global Warming Vs the number of Pirates, plus the religious treatise at http://www.venganza.org/

"Well I never" said the A4.

"In that case you should get out more often or go to the Blue Oyster with Robin of Locksly" said the FlyingVisionofLoveliness "And then you'll no longer be a ................

.........builds up pressure and then there's the inevitable explosion. Dorothea MacKellar didn't write "this wide brown land for me" accidentally - she lived in the area!"Where was that?" asked A6, always keen for knowledge. "I...."

..... have inside information from the President and Secretary of the Dot MacK Preservation Association and I have it on good authority that she writ that pome up at Paterson just after Andy flew over (it was green before he arrived) during a period (Andy's) when his 230 was between strip downs" added the A3 (with a bit torn out of the corner), then he dropped the bombshell that had supposed to have been coming after his last 267 posts on Rec Flying "And I know it to be a firm fact that Andy and Dot were .................

.... I will do is take your pin and spar and will raise you 2 pins and 3 spars" responded AndySplutter&Spew, who was an inveterate gambler (and who was also an invertebrate gamboller behind closed doors with consenting adults and the occasional pack animal ........ NTTIAWWT).

"Ooooops" said Blank to his mate Watermarked "Andy is being aggressive and you know that when he does that he always ............

....., it was bloody heavy and it hit him on his ........

...... I've read it right, we can make a quid out of this.

"I've had the same thought" said Tink "As I've just been reading "Walter the Farting Dog" to my grandnippers, and after the success of that kiddie's book we can just write a new one called "Andy the Pharting Pilot, Engine Rebuilder & Coughs Harbourer" (catchy eh?) and we'll be able to add to our collection of Vettes."

"Great idea Tink" said Andy and added "PPPPPPrrrrrtttt" then flew past Turdy like an Axe on nitrous, to be back at 300 ft in 2 secs and climbing like a ...........

.... when he did the leakdown test on himself he found that he had a defective exhaust valve, which goes well with his burnt & stuck ring."

"I could have told you that" said the A5 "After I shared a room with him at Nutfly,and he only has a left one of those too."

"Wow, foolscap, you really do have all of the inside info." replied AndySplutter&Cough.

"It comes from keeping my wits about me" replied Quarto "And peaking through his ................

...... "I don't need just a jab before my PRP or PPRP. I need an epidural, same like AndyWhoopingCoughs gets when he ............

Curses, beaten to the punch by the Shatter, so edited to suit.............

.......... but once Keith got over his embarrassment he decided to head to the hospital for the PRP (Pineapple Removal Procedure).

And once examined by the Doc, who couldn't stop sniggering, Keith noticed that his medical card was marked NFR.

"I've come in here for a PRP" he said to the nurse "Yet the Doc has marked me down as NFR. I've vaguely heard about VFR, but what is the meaning of NFR?" he added (This was a major admission by the A5, seeing that he has inside information about most matters).

The nurse turned to him and gave a sad and resigned smile. "NFR means "Normal for Rocky" she said and pointed to the line of F'n Q members outside of Casualty "They are all here for PRP's" she added "So get on the end of the que and we'll ...........

... was very telling, and interesting ........... as Keith had "slammed it home" using himself as a guineapig (or DingyPig as one of my GrandAnkleBiters calls them ..... which is very apt in this case).

"Owwwww, that hurts and it's actually much worse than a paper-cut" said Keith A6, the pilot's & forumite's friend "But I just wanted to make sure how much it stings, before I use it on AndyFromCoughs. Ed and Kilometres both told me that it would tickle a bit, so I knew that would be true as I always get the exclusive behind (it still hurts) the scenes truth that the rest of the members never get, ....... then Endo and E. Paul Ette mentioned that those barbs would make it hard for Andy to get out, but it now appears that nobody at Exec level has given me all the info, as it is certainly hard to remove and I'm starting to chafe (a bit like I do to others when I pipe up on the forum). I'll phone Townsville and see if Steve knows how to ...................

But then the problem was found.

The birthday date settings didn't go back far enough to cater for GrampsLox, Grey Rattus and the TurbidPensioner.

"We never thunk that we would need dates back around the Boar War" said the Site Admin Type "Although it was certainly well known that they are all pretty boaring."

Then Tubby notices the FlyingVisitor's phrase "Skills Register" and aksed "What does that 1st word mean ... and turned his head to the side like Sue's dog?"

"I know" said Andy as he again logged into his hat ....... while wearing a noise cancelling headset.

"Put them over your ears" cried the BeercanFlyer "They are supposed to be worn sideways, not back to front".

"Ah ...... and don't tell anyone" said Andy "I wondered why it was so noisy and there was nobody on the radio, but these manufacturers are dickheads, as why is there a microphone at the back of my neck? What good is that? Ah, I see, it's because .............

..... more grey and slimy than usual, all because .........

.... that reminded him of that special Saturday lie-in when Goldie-Lox was .............

..... but we will nominate him to be barrel-boy at Ahlow's Blue Oyster Bay, which will save Ahlow doing double duty, part of which is to be an imitation disco ball by holding up his glowing finger and ............