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...elbows. As we know, Loxie is a slight little thing, and............

...... he will slight you on WreckFlying at the drop of a hat, or his .......

...... reach right up to his .......

..... and don't forget that well known philosophical saying about people being away from their homes ......... "Absinth makes the tart grow .........

...... those Nuns.

"Did you know that both the Owl and the Pussycat pee-green?" asked Planey, who knew his nursery rhymes inside out, hypothesized about the after effects of Absinth (or asparagus), but then added .......

DEAR NES'ERS. ..... PLEASE SEE THE MIDDLE DRAWING IS POST # 9891, AND NOTE HOW TURDY LOOKS VERY CONTENTED AND SALTY IS STARING AT THE ARTIST TRYING TO LOOK ALL INNOCENT. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

....... is this where I put in my thumb?" asked Ahlox, winding up his sleeves with a ..........

"Now, now, now, ......... don't you, you, you, worry about that young AndyS" came a voice from the past "You're just trying to make trouble, that's what you are." (GerrymanderRef and RAAEGMRef)

Andy looked around in a mixture of fear, trepidation, panic and a bit of a spoonfull just as, out of the mist up on the border (SpookyRef), where men are men and the cane-toads are nervous, walked a line-up of people from the Land of Queens who served the AUF so well. There was Kms & Kms, followed closely by a Runcible Spoon, A Hungry Man, and ..........

A RUNCIBLE SPOON, 3 CANETOADS AND ONE OF ANDY'S ATTACK-DUCKS. (Note the bonnet on the duck, which is compulsory wearing by both blokes and blokettes, in the closed & closeted society that exists at Coffs).

TURDBOY AND SALTY, OUT PUNTING ON THE YARRA THIS MORNING, AFTER READING THIS POST ON THEIR TABLETS (from their Webster Packs).

TEDDY LEAR'S REFERENCE TO TURDY'S & SALTY'S SUSS FRIENDSHIP. (NTTIAWWT)

"I'm getting sick of the attacks, and who's talking about burning me?" yelled Jabba the Small House as he stood on the balcony, next to a CWA urn and any early coffee machine, next to a woman with purple hair and small .........

(This photo also includes a very rare glimpse of Blank Page in the background).

...... zip up, and ...........

..... The Rock and did a Biggles. (ApocryphalWreckFlyingAvRef)

"Geeez" said Turbs "That wasn't Crème de Menthe what I drunk, that was Absinthe and I've been high since I left Nellis. Oh, well, what else is new?"

"Have another swig" said the Green Fairy as she whispered in his shell-like ear (TemptationRef).

"Did someone call me" interjected Ahlox (GreenModerattiFairyRef) "As I don't ever recall saying that to Turbo in the back seat of his F16 (AvRef) while we were over YKKA (AvCodeRef), although ...........

A WELL KNOWN PHOTO OF TURBO HOOKING INTO THE ABSINTHE IN A LYGON ST DIVE, WITH PLANS OF HIS INCOMPLETE RV6 PROJECT ON THE TABLE WHILE AHLOX PLAYS THE PART OF THE GREEN FAIRY (AHLOX'S HAIR IS A WIG BUT THE REST OF HIM IS DINKUM). "WHICH BITS DO I RIVET FIRST?" TINK HAD JUST ASKED THE WAITER.

...... you know what.

"It hurts as much lifting that hot Billy out of the fire as it does when I have 3 galahs perched on it" said Andy rather proudly, as he .....

..... Andy (BoardyRef) did his usual party-trick of trying to pick (NoseRef) the boiling billy (SwaggieRef) out of the fire using his .....

...Savannahs, Hornets, Drifters (avrefs) and even............

..... Deserts, Wasps, Swaggies, High Plains, Bees and those little midge things that are a pain in the Jack-O-cricket's ............

TURBO ..... DURING HIS SWAGGIE DAYS, WHILE SAVING UP FOR HIS CORVETTE.

ANDY ..... ROUGHING IT IN THE BACKBLOCKS BEHIND COFFS & GETTING READY FOR A SKINNY-DIP. THE MOTORHOME AND THE 3 TOPLESS LADIES ARE OUT-OF-SHOT ON THE LEFT. BUT THE DUCKS ARE JUST COMING AROUND THE CORNER IN THE BACKGROUND. (CONTRARY TO WHAT IS SHOWN IN THIS PAINTING, ANDY WAS NOT TOUCHING HIMSELF ........... (WELL NOT AT THIS TIME, ANYWAY)).

.......anything else to end the writers' block which seems to have prevented our normally extensive use of aviation references following the hissy fit of Plain Drivel, who........

.....se Hissy Pads fit ..........

........ corn pads, incontinence pads and ..........

....... could be seen.

"I'm proud of my red crutch" he said "And so is Mrs So" added the hunter of the Vulpini.

Then he piped up that "Now that poorer RAA members can't wrap their feet in Sportpilot magazines, they need to enclose their feet in old versions of Apple tablets that can purchased at chemists for ........

EDITOR'S COMMENTS ................WARNING ............ For those with delicate constitutions, please look away, as below is a photo of Foxy's red crutch .....................

.......... talking about hanging down, I recently searched the interweb for a photo of bull-from-bone, and there was one based on a recent passport photo. After seeing that/them/it I have a new respect for bull-from-bone and have arranged to meet him today for a XXXX and a 4-&-20 just so that I can see them close up. When we meet I'll say "G'day bull, how's they jack-a-cricket going and how are they ........

........ love Goldi Locks until I saw post #9846. Geeez Ahlot is a shocker, and do you reckon that his legs actually join at the top?"

Turbo crushed the can, stubbed out his cigar, scratched his ring, stood up from the chair and after lengthy consideration, said "...........

.....reeled back in horror at seeing the photo Ratso had just emailed to him with the comment that.........................

........ "I'd get some stitches in that if I was you."

Andy, who is a delicate flower and a bored Board Member with a member like a board, looked around furtively and offered the following explanation. "I used to .............

.......... "And the fact that some might be Gay Board Members (NTTIAWWT [being a gay or lesbian member of the board. There is actually quite a lot wrong with just being a normal AC Board Member]) doesn't stop him from getting another notch on his steering wheel either." Andy commented as Turbo ............

.......... taken aback, and that is when the trouble REALLY started, because that photo proves that Turdy has been sniffing around Mrs Ratso (in true 'Vette owner fashion).

"How do you know that" asked Turbs feigning innocence.

"Well, there is only one version of that photo, and that is one that Mrs So had (as a turn-on) in a locket nearest to her heart" replied a stunned and disappointed Ratsack.

"Wow" said Andy who had seen a red 'Vette getting fuel in Coffs & Splutters "I was aware that Turbo is a stud, but if he has done that to my best mate Ratty (and to Salty, but he just hasn't found out yet), he might have .............

........... but before he could say any more, TurdBro turned up in his Papa Bear costume and said "..............

TURBO HAD HAD A ROUGH NIGHT, BUT AT LEAST HE HAD PUT HIS DACKS AND TRUCKIES SINGLET BACK ON.

............. because Goldie Lox had been "displaying" for a number of years (as an amateur who gave a freeby to anyone who asked) and he only really attracting occasional interest. You would know why if you ever saw him without his makeup on, like I have to each time we meet for coffee and cake.

Now I'm not saying that Loxy is a sl*t, or that he/she/it is even a Moderator of Loose Morals, but he did find that once lookers had some "skin in the game" (erky perky) he solicited (double erky perky) additional interest AND was able to earn some coin that was both GST and income tax free when he spent $4.70 to have the below sign made.

Then he added "It's just ................

........ because to have phenyl coated fennel shoved up your tunnel is a barrel of laughs.

"There is an idea for Comedy Night at the BOB" said Goldi-Locks "Just after Papa-Bear eats my ................

Steve "Moderatti Splendifferocci" Lox, in costume and taking the Goldi-Locks thing just a little too far.

"....bottle of Phenyle in case they turn back, and if this doesn't work, then......"

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..... we'll install a funnel for the phenyl and tunnel to insert the phenyl covered fennel (see below) into his ..................

 

 

 

 

..... he was flooded with bookings from the Greens (who are actually a little red) and the "Wildwife Fund for Nature" who offered to send him a cuddly toy of his favoured WildWife in return for a donation to save the ..............

....... Wales.

"NS Wales, he means." said bull "And who wants to save that barren wasteland that is sandwiched between Mextoria and the Land de Queens.

"I agree" added Turbo with an aim to just be his usual helpful self "All you need to clean out NS Wales is a flame thrower and a ...........