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CLARIFICATION ........ CLARIFICATION

........ tealeaf ... (NTTIAWWT) ....................

.......... leafs, including the fine tuning of the transvers leaf-spring Corvette rear suspensions and other leafy matters, like why is Ahlox a tealeaf, & why can't Nanna ever leaf it alone for more than 2 hours, however 3 hours after vespers Salty got the vapours as he always does after a bottle of red, so he rolled onto one cheek and .............

....... ghost of Christmas past, or a figment of Eeeeeen's imagination so as to keep control of the Moderatti, when in fact Tubb, Salty and the Rodent know that AhPox is actually a dark haired version of Chucky and his ...........

BORN TO BE A MODERATOR. (AHPOX DURING HIS RED-HEAD PHASE).

......... hangar in the bottom paddock at Chez RatsNest, where he and Ahlox meet on the outdoor mezzanine balcony of the hangar for a coffee and an apple turnover a couple of times each week to discuss all things aviation, with particular reference to WreckFlying, the latest developments in the squiggly bits on keys (where he still needs some help), whatever might be the best defence to AhLow's latest charges (why AhPox still insists on doing those things at the BOB is beyond me), and .........

"...false teeth""False teeth?" asked Turbo, and then he took a closer look. Ratso was never one to check the barrel before eating an apple, and rarely kept up with the times.

 

His favourite experience would still be an night out wit Jane Russell, and Brooke's not much younger, as this photo shows.

 

"Why can't you.............."[ATTACH=full]34866[/ATTACH]

...... just accept me like I am?" lamented Nanna "And as you well know, there are advantages to being able to remove one's choppers, which I have been told, adds to the ...........

..... the only saving grace was that it next came back to earth at Blue Lagoon, where Brooke Shields was all set to take Turbo to heaven and back.

"Fasten your seat belt, TurdBoy" she said "And hold onto your ............

Brooke and Turbo about to go exploring, while Andy and his ducks are at a pond back in the bush..

"Qujuequa" said the FOI, as he scratched........................

...... his Brazils.

"Qwertyuiop" replied Amaqjuaq and immediately undid his ...........

"Nobody here at CASA knows anything about counting Inuit's , and whats that got to do with anything?, Im thinking that stupid question deserves 20 penalty points and 2 cartons!"........

"Leave us out of it, mate" said AMAQJUAQ the Inuit who was from Kangiqsualujjuaq in northern Quebec, where the men are men and the seals are nervous. "We want nothing to do with your white men's CASA, who speak with forked tongue and fork everything up."

given that Turdy boy (nudge nudge wink wink!) is known to stink up a lav when No2's are involved we will be raising the Eecreational MTOW to 5700kgs immediately to provide for the said lav, its plumbing and its holding tank, the walls and complicated locking door and the obligatory hostie or 2 so that no pilot ever has to feel alone again!

"But isn't that counter intuitive?", said Poxy Loxy, "wont 5700kg do more damage than 600 when it hits something?"

 

Vlad the impellor looked to Boris, his caring and sharing strict liability offsider for a quick retranslation of the question....before answering...."Nobody here at CASA knows anything about counting Inuit's , and whats that got to do with anything?, Im thinking that stupid question deserves 20 penalty points and 2 cartons!"

 

Fair point said Loxy, but 2 cartons is a bit rich, and in any event Rat............

 

Andy stood to his feet interrupting and shouted ASI stands for Ah SH!t indicator....sometimes you go so fast that your brain cant keep up and when that happens you've reached the speed when you just have to yell Ah........

........AhLox has the same effect.

Vlad the propeller commented "ASI is pronounced "ars*-y" which is what applies every time Andy makes a landing that he can walk away from, although many observers can't walk away from it as they are always doubled-up from laughing."

"And that's something else we must stop" observed the CASA bloke who get's one (that he can't jump over) from being in control "There is way too much laughing going on in this Wreck Flying scene. We'll never be able to stop people at airports from laughing at HatShatter's landings but we can stop WreckReational pilots from laughing by ..............

Meanwhile Andy was scratching his head.....I don't recall seeing a lock/unlock button on my panel anywhere....but then there's a whole bunch of stuff on that panel that does and shows things that I have no idea about......Come to think of it I cant recall seeing a Lav anywhere onboard either......perhaps that cigarette lighter socket doubles as a.............

.... lady."

"But while there is certainly no Lav aboard, I am aware that Ratsack has gone involuntarily each time he has flown with me in the past" added Andy. "And while talking about thingies on my panel that mean nothing, what does ASI stand for?"

...... after the accident in France, the RAA sent all pilots for examination to see if they were suicidal, and then some CASA wanka wrote a new Human Factors chapter titled "The unseen dangers of CFIT-itis."

A CASA edict was also issued requiring that 2 pilots always remain in the cockpit of all RAA aircraft, with particular reference to Drifters, even when the aircraft are hangared.

"I went through the catacombs in Rome when Miss BangeItHolme and I were over there recently" said Turbo "But that just means that I went Sewer-Sidal for a while, and I always go to Lorne in February where I am partial to being Sea-Sidal, but I have never ......................

........ good will, bon-vivant and ...........

G'day Wayne,

I built a J230 and recorded most of it here, see "J230 @ YSWG" and hope that there might be something there that helps.

Regards Geoff

...... The cost of the magazine is a smoke screen ................ If you can the magazine then I want my $60 back!!!"

That's what the RAA needs at this time of considerable stress and financial pressure. A pragmatic real-world problem solver.

Based on the above post, it appears that the members may have dodged a bullet.

FolksThere will be much more on this subject over coming weeks, but the reality is:- ................................ etc

Regards & keep up the good work.

This Board & CEO are taking the hard decisions that should have been addressed 3 - 5 years ago.

You can't blame this CEO & Board for being pragmatic and running the organisation like a business instead of the previous Old Boys Flying Club & Chook Raffle.

Many previously discarded Board Members have tried in the past but couldn't get the hard decisions past the OBC who either refused to recognise the issues or didn't have the balls or the ability to address the real problems of the organisation.

Geoff

........ people who are full of ........

................ Adon Ramasees ................... (that is very funny Brine).

.......... "Leave me out of it" said Salty, "I haven't been near .................."

...... Adon since he was going through his arty dance phase when I took the below photo of him dancing with my sister at a public (and pubic) performance at the Dandenong School of Arts & Men's Shed."

"What a coincidence" interjected Andy "As I have my nipples pierced like that, too."

"And here is a photo of Donny Ramses in later life" added Salty.

"Orrrrrrrrrr. Fair go" replied Don "That was taken during one of my bad-hair-days and after Turbo had taken me for a spin in his Vette at 200 knots down the Lygon Expressway."

"There's no such thing as the Lygon Expressway" replied Brine "It's Lygon St".

"Well, no wonder it gave me a bit of a fright, but then again ...............

One of the best finished aircraft in the show

I was down there Thursday for the day. When did you go?

Regards Geoff

........ which happens to Turbo at traffic lights these days, while he looks around to see who is looking at him in the Vette.

"Is that Brad Pitt?" ask the kiddies in the beige Corolla in the next lane. "Narrrr. It's Barry Hall" their mum replies.

But enough of that because Ratsack is deep in thought considering the few times that he has flown with HatBoy when Andy has often called "Brace/Brace/Brace" and then told Ratso to put his head between his legs.

"Shouldn't he say "Put your head between your own legs"" asked Ratty to Salty "Because I have always thought that .......

........... bulldog undies, which I usually wear like this ........." said Andy with characteristic Frank-ness, even though he was Andy.

......... or my "goose" undies which look like this ..........

....... however as a well known and respected Board Member, I just can't ever see myself .............

........... "What's attractive-er? asked Brine "Andy or that female when in that position on the pole."

"Andy by a long street" said AhPox "And I just looooooove expression sessions, even when clothed".

"I've never seen a goose's neck that colour" said Turbo, who has seen a few "Why" he added "It's like a .................

...... based on his pole-dancing exhibition at the Blue Oyster last Saturday night (very ably MC'd by Ahlox), which included a naked expression-session where he also made tasteful use of an old Jabiru exhaust valve and a Stetson, everyone knows why Hatso has always needed to wear such a long dress to cover his ...........

A female copying on of HatBoy's moves from his naked expression-session ..............

...... speaking of which, Ratsack is very supportive of Turbo's genealogical investigations and has been doing some of his own.

When low and be-bloody-hold, a head was found at Taree dating back to the 1600's or 1700's, see below:

Manning River skull most likey belonged to white man from 1600. Did he beat Captain Cook to east coast of Australia?

Source: The Daily Telegraph

The human Skull found in the Manning River. Picture: Daniel Cummins

Archeologists have come to two conclusions.

"This is either a relative of TurdBoy's as he has that same nose and snarl that Turbo uses when in some discussions on Wreck Flying, or this could be his cousin, as they are about the same age." said Archy O Logist "Or our continuing excavations indicate that the expressions on that scull may just be from straining, because it was found on top of a 17th century hat, the contents of which sent our team scurrying for the bio-suits. The skeleton's leg and ars*-bones also appeared to be damaged by pecks from ducks or swans. Therefore it can reasonably be concluded the scull may have belonged to ...............

........... that Cookie's soldiers would do anything for him (and I mean ANYTHING, after being 2 years away from the Portsmouth equivalent of the Blue Oyster Bar).

"Too right" said Ken Nedy in an interview in the 1770 Argus "Because we reckon that Cookie must have a King's ransom & a week's worth of tucka shoved down the front of his dacks. Just look at the photo as posted by TurdBoy. You can see a few dubloons, several pieces of eight, an 8 pound cannon and a packed lunch (including the picnic basket)."

But that was all denied by Jer-Jer-Jacky J-J-Jacky when he appeared on "Tonight in F'n Q" (just before the exposé on recreational aviation on fer-fer-fer-4 Ker-Ker-Corners) and said "Th-Th-that's n-n-not entirely t-t-t-ttrue, bec-c-c-ccause .................

..........., our beloved Turbo Plonker, is like a combination of water boarding and being forced to sit on a bamboo shoot during the monsoon.

"How can you prove or demonstrate that & where is that recorded?" asked Tubb.

"I'm not gunna do your work for ya" replied Ratsack.

"Now, now" said Salty "I want .............