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.......... to have a couple of triple shot lattes & a toasted sanger at the restaurant next to the submarine.

High on caffeine and self importance, Turbs put on his Donny Q suit and had a quick crack at a couple of windmills just south of Goulburn, see security photo below, then moved on quickly to attack the ........

..... pool where I can still manage to crack onto lots of chicks, see below, although I also clog up the ...........

..... needs to be made aware that filling Anne on a casual basis doesn't actually make him a "philanthropist", but Donny Q already knew that and explained "......

........... had been seen trudging on via a hidden camera, see photo below.

However Turbs was not initially known as "BigFoot". He was first called "BigBum", or as the girls used to say, "Big..........

...... Tink had hair on his head instead of coming (NTTIAWWT) out of his ears.

"Those were the days" said Brine "I think I remember them well, now what were we talking about (OldPilotRef)?"

"Wasn't Hans Offenhauser that bloke in Hogan's heroes?" asked Eeeeeeeen, who had rejoined all of his mates on the NES.

"And wasn't Hogan a smarmy pr*ck?" said Ahlough, one of the few blokes on the Forum who could say "pr*ck" with impunity.

"Pr*ck, pr*ck, pr*ck" yelled Ford Prefect in defiance.

"Did someone call me" replied .............

....... saying "These Koalas are too easy, eh?" (KevinBloodyWilsonRef).

The name of the town "Sugartit" fascinated Turbo during that period (*****Ref), perhaps in a manner that might now be considered unhealthy and may be the subject of some future Royal Commission, so Turbo took off his T-shirt to check for any sign of sucrose, but all he found was sure-grose.

Then it dawned on Tink that he was not in Kentucky at all (SillyLostTurboRef), but in South Carolina at Sugartit Speedway where Turbo had some expertise back in the Offenhauser days when .............

....... remind Turbo of that very nasty incident during his involvement in the 1970's Russian space program, see below oil painting of Turdboy at that time, with Vladivostok in the background (he lived in the big joint on the water with Kim Philby), showing his usual supercilious 'Vette owner grin, doing his best impersonation of Uri Geller while uri.............

....... he rolled (AvRef) upside-down (OftenDisasterousAvRef) with his undercarriage (AvRef) in the air (ReallyImportantToAviationAvRef) and made a low organpipe-like (MeteorRef) sound before .....

....... a Heliview or a heliotrope (The colour of Madge's eye-shadow and underwear NTTIAWWT and NTI'dKnow) or in ..............

.......... an affiliation with the "Another Silly Incident Card", or as Salty knows it, "Another Sick Insight ............

That wont get you in the door of the blue oyster bar ,as Turdy was acting as a CASA bouncer, and he wont let you in without the latest ............

..... pension card .......... eh?, (F'nQRef) or ..............

AS AN ASIDE, ............................AND LOOKING AT THE PHOTO IN MADGE'S POST # 9937, THOSE ARE A FINE PAIR OF F'N Q LEGS ABOVE THOSE FINE F'N Q FLYING BOOTS, BUT WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS HAIRY GROWTH ON THE LEFT BOTTOM OF THAT PHOTO. ..............................VIEWERS BE WARNED.

IT IS ALSO NOTED WHERE MADGE HAS STRATEGICALLY PLACED HIS FUEL TESTER AND THE STEWED ANT WAS HEAR TO ASK OTHER AT THE AIRFIELD "IS IT NORMAL TO HAVE TO TEST YOUR FUEL 10 TIMES DURING A FLIGHT?" MADGE'S SOLICITORS ARE YET TO SUBMIT THEIR RESPONSE.

......... take those Tom Cruise sunnies and use them to make a mess of his Madge (Maverick) Mallard boyish good looks.

"Oh look" said the lovely lass in red "Why does Madge have those cleavage finder prisms stuck in his Fredbans which allow him to look right and down, when all I want is a ...........

..... where Ratso noted that Madge has lifted himself up from the Board to attend the NES, yet had lowered himself down from the Board to just be a lowly Jedi Nite (much easier that 6 times a nite, which is Madge's norm), but that just shows what a great .........

..... change the name from Madge's "Millennium Falcon" to Turbo's well-known "Decade Budgie", or .....

.....the day he found some very old documents dating from nearly a century ago headed "INCIDENT INVOLVING CAPTAIN BRACKET - PROPOSAL TO EXPEL HIM FROM HIS MAJESTIES (sic) LEAGUE" and going on to say...............

...... "Hear ye, hear ye, that anyone who uses the epithet "Captain" must be ye fair-dinkum dinky di dick-head (NTTIAWWT ................ & apologies to those fine members of WreckFlying Captain Solo, Captaincoop and CaptainLewis)" however back nearly that century ago, when Turbo was in high school, the .......

...... he became occasionally verbose (NTTIAWWT) when submitting to the NES, and until ......

......... when Turbo took Pippa out for his usual raunchy & sexually tension charged night at the opera, followed by his standard after-party and coco at the Footscray CWA, Pippa volunteered to ...........

........ Pippa Seneca had one other redeeming feature which was much prized by the aviation community and particularly by WreckFlying forum members, and that was that she could .........

...............but MidgieDoug had petered out and was dancing round the room, scratching his back with his right hand scratching his balls with his left hand, and trying with each foot to scratch the other leg. "BASTARDS" he bawled as he attacked the little mites, but as fast as he crushed one, it's partner had bred three. Just then his friendly Real Estate agent called in to see how he was getting on in his new house..............

........ "How's ya new house, Midge, maaate?" asked Pippa Seneca (AvRefatLast), the fair-dinkum Estate Agent, who was a 1974 model with twin 360-KB DD's, a particularly fetching undercarriage, an empennage that is to die for, and the handling of a ..........

..... smile off your face" said Ahlox on his way to the BOB this evening (see below photo taken just before the sun went down, showing Ahlox in his new Moderatti uniform.

"KAPOW" said ............

...... opened the door of the 230 in the middle of a 6 G turn to the right, as he had been trained to do and as shown in the below photo.

"Andy's signs to me have never been too clear since the ducks bit him on the bum" said Bob the Assistance Dog (known to his mates at the park as BAD Bob). "So wake up Andy" (he borrowed that line from the Wiggles) and then added "Fly-right (AvRef), sit-up-straight, put your hands back on the controls, and .........

....... she stayed busy even when the weather was crook and no fly-boys flew in.

"The locals are a very appreciative bunch" she added with a ...........

...peters (avref to several pilots) out and becomes a nettle ridden dustbowl called..........

...... f'n outback f'n f'nQ, where Nanna was on her mettle amongst the nettle ..... and made her ......

"Yes" replied Ahlox. "The main drag (NTTIAWWT) leads up to Temora and on to West Wyalong before it.....