Captain

...... three fifths of f.................

...........rudder trim for Harriet to stop him doing round in circles, and then he marched off to an old Drifter and...........

......... asked 'What are you doing hanging around the Moorabbin Royal Aero, old timer?"

To which Ahlox replied "..................

...relieving himself on the footpath right in front of Constable Doubtfire, who always parked her patrol wagon outside the BOB towards closing time, ostensibly as a warning to drunks like Loxette and the Rat not to get into their cars.

"You got that right" said Turbo to the Rat, "we have show and tell type meetings these days discussing entymology, fossicking or my favourite, my collection of 2,000 cowry shells, which many find more interesting that the correct tyre pressure of a 172 nosewheel, or which gauge you look at when taking off - that sort of technical stuff, which is just too................."

...... much like the fun yet poignant Agenda for the upcoming CASA Xmas party for me to feel comfortable."

"And this year Lee will be dressing up as Santa because he has recent experience with bestowing gifts on the recreational aviation community." said Wazza T.

"Ho, Ho, bloody Ho" said the Hungryman in the opening paragraph of a Notice of Proposed Edictmaking (to be released without notice on December 24th so as to have maximum effect to shake up the little kiddies & the manufacturer of the sleigh), which bans Rudolph from flying in Aussie airspace unless he has a green nose added on the starboard side, and grounds St Nick's Sleigh due to unacceptable Weight and Balance calculations caused by all those prezzies, and a ..............

..........been certificated to take the Jab these days."What?" asked Salty who'd had a 5000 foot moment over the top of the only strip in Sunset Country

 

"I bought a Jab" said Turbo

 

"HE BOUGHT A JAB!" yelled the Rat, and from across the valley came a call "WHAT COLOUR?"

 

Turbo.........

........ then stood in front of the Moorabbin Royal Aero Club General Meeting and said "This is a cowry shell that I picked up on a very remote beach known as Rafferty's Bluff where I .............

.........fire by telling Madge his Frightwing is looking very untidy and the RXXXX [Play nice or its gone - MOD] seems to be blowing blue smoke."That's something you don't see these days" said Salty "I suppose it's because none of them last as long as the old BSA Bantams"

 

"All engines have problems" said Foxhunter, who wasn't sure what people were talking about "Look at that Rolls Royce engine that Peter DeCrappy wrecked. He probably didn't pull it though before he went up"

 

Turbo had found an old Scout in a farmer's shed. The engine fins had flaked and had those little white flecks that said "Bin me", but............

.......... the old Scout said "Have you seen any sign of that Arkala from the 2nd Bange-it-Holme Cubs. She promised to meet me in this farmer's shed for a "tryst" (NTTIAWWT) in 1973 and I'm still looking."

"Well you'll certainly get a badge for "Persistence"" replied Turbs "As it is now 2004 (In Melbourne) and I assumed that you were referring to the Carbon Cub SS from Cub Crafters, an aircraft which makes Ratsack behave like a pre-pubescent ratbag again."

"I thunk you were referring to Old Scout Smooth Ambler Bourbon" said Salty with a "hic".

"I don't understand why that MOD has his nickers in a twist about Turdboy's reference to the RX8XX" said Ahlox (courting a possible ban for giving cheek to a Moderator [who he often refers to as power hungry wankers when we meet for our weekly coffee and cake]) Then he added "Everyone knows that those rotaries (RXXXXXX's to our beloved MOD) all blow a bit of blue smoke when you ring their necks, as do Rotax 2-strokes, and Ratsack has sometimes had blue smoke coming off it when he looks at the Carbon Cub brochure in "private", plus old Scouts have also ...........

Latest from Jabiru is just in and at ........... http://us9.campaign-archive2.com/?u=380eb6fb927f7f05a141b8b5e&id=01abf69f2a&e=7f0e2c0fcd

..........."I wear...."

......... that when I am intent on creating a good impression and cracking on down at the Green and Furry Oyster Bar (the G&FOB) when they hold their very popular Saturday afternoon Grab-a-Granny pick-up dances." added Madge.

"We always run them Saturday arvos" said LowLox "As our stock of Grannies (and Grampies ... NTTIAWWT) have to be back at the home ready for tea by the witching hour of 6 pm. But sometimes ..............

Madge's favoured pick-up target, and he won't give up till he gets her.

I would also expect insurance costs to rise for J owners as a result of this.

Looks like CASA are proposing drastic measures in relation to the Jabiru engine.http://www.casa.gov.au/wcmswr/_assets/main/newrules/download/spc-cd1425ss.pdf

WOW. Big ramifications for the movement methinks. Be careful what you wish for chaps.

POST DOES NOT ADD VALUE - MOD

POST DOES NOT ADD VALUE - MOD

POST DOES NOT ADD VALUE - MOD

....... then he added "A Shemale wearing a chemise, with a ..............

.... shemagh as well. He/she was HOT, baby (see below), to the point where Ahlox and Andy almost ..............

SAINT MADGE WEARING THE SHEMAGH AT THE LAST BOARD GOVERNANCE TRAINING DAY, BUT WITH HIS/HER CHEMISE NOT SHOWN SO AS NOT TO OFFEND F'N Q CULTURAL SENSITIVITIES.

"........Madge hadn't worn that lemon dress and worn a tiara for the photo shoot!""Sorry to have to tell you this, said Ratso [Turbo would never suggest this], but Madge is a Shemale."

 

There was a moment's silence..............

....... then he added "A Shemale wearing a chemise, with a ..............

"I like that photo" said Eeeeeen "As ArPox is very hard as a member of the Moderatori Splendifferoci. He is extremely tough and unyielding on wayward posts. Whereas that photo allows forumites to see his softer side. But if only ......

........Loxy used to wear his underpants over his Spiderman suit.On the wall hung a portrait of.........

........ St Madge complete with sceptre & orb, plus the rampant symbol of his authority, which has been issued by RA-Oz to all members ... plus to all post offices, Masonic Lodge buildings and church halls in f'n Q..

"I reckon there is nothing wrong with wearing undies over a lycra spiderman suit. The big issue (sic) arises when you wear them on your head, which allows everyone to see your ..............

Ahlow, proudly displaying his suit, but with the portrait clipped so as not to show his undies on his head.

.......... bent lock-pick, a puddle of questionable origin, and some underwear from when ..............

.......the 300 kilometer extension cord for when I visit PoxyLoxy in his....

......... in his man-cave.

"Loxy's blokie hang-out is a beauty" said Salty "As he has a completed airfix kit of a Lancaster Bomber, some of the rare Thomas the Tankengine locos, a 3 phase power point, a great picture of a SportSzara and ........

.......tail wheel, and..............

.......... forget about this lightweight battery powered stuff" said Edna "As I need the 3 Phase 240 volt jobbie that the CWA offers as part of their Life Membership package, along with ..........

............battery powered drill."What's a battery powered drill?" asked Isaac, who was always "in character", ........

..... as was the MethsOozer who said "Where are my 30 pieces of silver, but I only want organic silver, as mining will make the sea levels rise."

"And what are you up to Isaac?" said Torbid "As you can't go begatting anyone on this thread.(Eeeeen's rules)"

"Isaac is about to begat me" responded Mavis "So you keep out of it Turdboy, or I'll get Edna to begat you, using her ..............

..."Look not to me as the Messiah, but look to the....

.......... FT as the new deity.

"No, stuff it" said Turbo "Let's just crucify him for fun as there will be a line-up of forum members with hammers."

"I haven't got any nails" said Ratsack "So I'll just hit him where they are supposed to go in."

"Here is a box of techscrews" said Brine-ski who had chucked down a vodka and some whi-ski, trying to be helpful-ski "So can I use a ................

...... stick its head out just a little bit?"

And for that PoxyLox was given another week's holiday.

"But just watch this" said St Madge "There is a Pilipino lady walking towards me and I will ..........

beside the memory module was made by Rodney Eructus who dubbed it the "iKnow" and suggested that he had a very large one, .......memory module that is, and his customers were more like Shultz....and if they had one they could have all the copies of his manuals which together sounded like the hockey pokey song..."you put your mod ver 1.0 in, you put your mod ver 1.0 out, you put the mod ver 2.0 in and bang it all about, you pays us your money and well poke you all about....

Poncy looked a bit disdainful and muttered quietly to Cuthbert "Why does one need one, and in any event why would it ever need to be bigger than 640k in size...... " Cuthbert hissed in an amused sort of way and said "There are very many versions of the Rodney Erectus blame shifting manuals and to read then all is to go blind....just like

...... Madge in both of those sculptures (see the eyes and that 1000 yard stare that all Heliview owners get when they dream of owning 230).

"That sculpture was done on a bad day when it was very cold" said Madge defensively .......... "And I had just been swimming in sub-arctic water. Plus I had a cold. Really, because I can actually .............

"Look at me mum, I'm a helicopter!" In an excited ( NTTIAWWT) voice reminiscent of when he was.......but then there was a loud bang and a throughbolt shot from his neck, which caused all the Phillistines to grumble loudly about his jabirooter reliability.......tubs got grumpy at that and taking up his lucky ass jawbone started to mightily smite..........

....... the Siphilistines as they headed for him carrying some timber and a few nails.

"We need a bolt to put through these 2 bits of timber please mate" said Ahlox the Poncy Pontious Pilot, the lead Siphilite.

"We know where there are thousand of 'em" responded Turbs as he holstered the Arsebone of a Jew with which he had been smiting, and add ".......

Another self-portrait sculpture of St Madge ................

And below is one of Ahlox legless at the Blue Oyster, pretending to be Bacchus and hoping to Grab-a-Granny ........