Captain

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

TURBO WAS MERELY DOUBLE POSTING IN AN EFFORT TO HELP GET MORE POSTS MOVING ON WF.

WHICH IS, INDEED, A SELFLESS ACT BY OUR FEARLESS MEMBER OF THE TABLOID TURBOID CLAN, LED BY RUPERT AND LACHLAN TURBOID.

NOW .......... WHERE WERE WE .....................

WHAT THE HECK DO WE DO NOW?

IT LOOKS LIKE TUBB HAS QUOTED HIMSELF.

SO DOES THIS CONSTITUTE TURBO PLAYING WITH HIMSELF (AGAIN)?

OR IS THAT JUST A CORVETTE OWNER THING?

....... stools.

His chairs were also an issue too .......

19 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

This background made him an ideal mate for Cappy, who imagined he also had degrees and would spend hours telling ...................

....... Pooh that they should start of legal firm called "Crappy and Cappy Legal Services PLC", because Cappy's academic achievements at Harvard (avref), and then at Spitfire (anotheravref), was initially in Veterinary Science, specialising in Artificial Insemination, which contains hard earned lessons for the AUF and for ............. 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

"Pooh!, who dropped that one" said James, covering up his own...................

........ embarrassment.

"Why ask me, Jimmy?" replied Pooh, who had been wandering around without dacks since ..........

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy jumped in the Land Cruiser and .......

........ headed south to get away from an irate Bok Soy.

"Buk" said Bok "Rook what has happened to my lestaulant, you dopy Bucker".

But to get away from Bok meant that he needed to head straight for the MMFA Training Camp & Explosive Vest Manufacturing facility (the MMFATS&EVMF), ............. but more dangerously he was also driving into the Happy Hour at the local van park, where everyone was sitting around in a fairy circle, quilting and discussing the perils of the ..........

AN UNDERCOVER PHOTO OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BUNCH.

(BERYL AT CENTRE BACK HAS DESIGNS ON WHICHEVER

IS THE MOST ENEBRIATED BLOKE.)

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The language wasn't too good before the rockets were fired, but once they started to skim close to the tops of the vans, it was on and they responded with.............

............ chinese made Great Grizzly ball-shooters that they had bought illegally from a shonky pop-up-shop in Canberra 5 years before, soon after also visiting the 3 adult shops which still sell in brown paper bags.

"Something is going to explode" said Gwenda as she sat around the fire pit outside their van and prepared to .......... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATOEdMBFE9Y&feature

........... the LBTQRVWXYZ community, which is also the unofficial banner of the McGowan Gov't of the newly independent nation of Western Straya ............ where the internet crashed this morning due to Onetrack's manifold searches for all matter Russian.

This caused ASIO and 7 other secret intelligence organizations to focus their actions on Onesie and WS.

"We can't have the newly independent nation of Western Straya, nor their new President Twiggy Scrub, being influenced by Vlad" said bull, who moonlights as an skippy intelligence chief (his pretend use of non-capital letters is just a ruse to trick the bomb-chuckers) "As the Ruskies are more danger than ISIS or the Abrolhos Independence League (the AIL) who have entered into an alliance with the Rottnest Island People's Front (the RIPF) and the Monkey Mia Freedom Fighters Association (the MMFFA) who have all declared their independence and are firing rockets each night into the ............

THE WS RAINBOW FLAG. (ONESIE'S SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS ABOUT AT

THE LEVEL OF THE DIRTY GREEN COLOUR.)

MORE EVIDENCE OF TURDBOY IN JODPERS IN 1936, DOING HIS BEST BONNIE & CLYDE IMPERSONATION, BUT WITHOUT BONNIE.

...... Starlight in a way that many witnesses have since been heard to say may have reflected a previous gay dalliance. (Plus Starlight loved Jodpurs, either on or off).

Now was that "gay" as in happy & contented, or did it perhaps come (dallianceref) with the stigma that is so often associated with Foxy and his(or her NTTIAWWT) penchant for .......

AN EARLY PHOTO OF FOXY IN JODDIES (So you

CAN perhaps see why Turb's ancestor would have.)

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Constable stood there as the last of the coolant drainer from the beamer, then a thought...............

..... started to emerge, before he stepped back "Stop that. You are one of VicPols finest and don't get paid to think. You get paid to .......

..... satisfy a lifelong dream of owning a diesel X5, which are way quicker than a 'Vette, but still .......

OH CRAP ..... TUBB'S POST WAS ON THE NEXT PAGE AND I'M OUT OF ORDER AGAIN. THE SKIPPER IS LOSING IT (turboref)

............ he could break the glass ceiling (avref) relating to ...............

9 hours ago, onetrack said:

But then, Starlights pleasure turned to horror, when he realised it wasn't salt-water soap, and he couldn't raise a......

........... bar, or any other kind of ..........

...... retorque my thru-bolts or should I ......

..... plus he had a half column himself as he looked down at Olivia, ..... and who could blame him.

However the Palace of the Virgins (that bit stuck on the side of the big shade house, where they grow the orchids) was of particular ......

OLIVIA & TURBO, WHEN HE WAS

HIRED AS JOHN'S STUNT DOUBLE

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

But his compass had been displaced 180 degrees in yesterday's thumping and he .............

....... headed, unbeknownst, towards Greece.

"What is the Parthenon and Olivia NJ going at Lone Pine?" he mused to himself as he commenced his bombing run with ......

....... General Fitzwilliam issued his command, but William objected, and Starlight .........

....... when his 30 men (the entire Kiwi army had been dedicated to the Gallipoli campaign .... and they even had the NZ Navy's pride and joy, and only vessel, the row boat named WhyKickAMooCow, there in support) saw a herd of 32 sheep (one for each Kiwi plus 2 spares in case a couple of the others weren't good looking enough), so the army wheeled right toward Croatia (and the sheep) while the General then ......

...... got out some gum leaves on a piece of bark to initiate a Smoking Ceremony, gave them a Welcome to Country speech & then played the Didge.

This disturbed & confused the Kiwis and made them reevaluate their .......

...... problems with history's quirkiness, as Little Bobby Menzies was just a nipper still studying for admission to the bar in 1915, and the Gallipoli peninsula was a Hilton Resort when Menzies was PM.

So, dear Turdboy, it was 1915 and they soon showed their ........

50 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

And so began the legend of Tin Pack pass, srtarting with ...................

......... the thousands of NES contributors all PMing each other and asking "WTF is Turbo referring to and how do we srtart the next phase of the vitally important NES (which underpins the entire premise of the Wreck Flying website [so Eeeen owes us a lot ... just say'n]).

bull, who is the brightest and bravest of the NES bunch said "even though my caps key is stuffed, i'll have a crack at interpreting tink's last post as i reckon he is meaning to send the nes in the direction of ........... 

On 05/11/2020 at 8:35 AM, Captain said:

THIS IS THE VERY LADY THAT CALLED TO STARLIGHT. (You can

see the satisfied smirk and the other aftereffects of their liaison).

"Is that John Gorton in drag?" asked Heidi.

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

and soon had some targets to ......

........ check the nationality of.

"Look bro" the kiwis said "Thut Aussie is coming back for another go at us and ut looks like he has another sex bombs."

"Thut's a wee problem" sud the Kiwi Officer who was a Maori chaap with a face tattoo (another culturally correct reference in the new woke NES) and who, before the war, used to overdub the narratives un the Mainlaand Cheese commercials.

"Uf he's an Aussie he's a duck head and obviously as thuck as 2 planks" saaad the Kiwi Officer "Aas his prop is half shot off because TinkyWunk had forgotten thut part of hus story from hus earlier post (he must be a double duck head), so pass me the NZ army's one and only machine gun, plus all chup in to give me sex bullets, and I'll ............

THE KIWI OFFICER WUTH HIS PET BIRD TO EAT ALL THE WHITE

WRIGLY THINGS UN THE SHUTTER'S DITCH.

....... housekeeping skills, as every CWA lady values a clean .....