Captain

10 hours ago, bull said:

Here is a fine example of one of cappys lovely little specimens

..... named Dave, which ......

10 hours ago, bull said:

and if i catch you................ 

..... doing ......

......... realised that he still had his hand on his ...........

25 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........could fly [avref] because it was .................

...... a nice day, which always attracts ......

...... ensure that they ......

2 hours ago, bull said:

said Sir Nibu.............

... who had recently changed his name by deed poll.

Then Turbo Churchill (Winny or Whiney to his mates) made the very prescient (unusualwordref) & perceptive observation that the Turkish aircraft will all automaticaal face east after every prayer call, and grow a ratty (Cappyref) beard before strapping on ........

(No Tink, not what you strap on)

1 hour ago, bull said:

and it started to...........

............ all fall into prace, as Nobu, who is skilled in YouTube subriminal messages, arerted ASIO and CASA to the final words in bull's video which all good NESers will recognise as being in Turkish and which was a call to arms by ...........

....... Shirley will be just 4 years old.

"Oh, that's a big plobrem" decrared the Nob "As I am not a kiddie fiderer and I am having difficurty glasping the concept of .......

38 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

He continued " I escaped and had good life with Shirey, six kids, but now here I am in World War 1 next to John Crease, and ......."

......... here we are fighting the Turks in Garripori, me wearing a srouch hat and not a wasabi sachet nor a sushi train in sight.

But Simpson (and his donkey) offered hope when .......... 

And so, Dear Readers, the NES is mired in tributes to last century's pommy humour.

On the other hand, The Skipper is much more highbrow with Fawlty Towers, as shown below.

9 hours ago, bull said:

and pointed it at turdo who...................

...... evacuated his .......

....... the air was wrent by the smell of .......

On 29/11/2020 at 7:01 AM, turboplanner said:

As the Bulldog lined up on the British outpost, Starlight knew the first thing he had to do was find some way of pointing to the enemy, so he......................

.......... dropped his jodhpurs.

"I know" he said "I shall point to the enemy the same way that bull tells the time. So there they are, all lined up down there in the enemy trenches."

But the enemy soldiers looked up and laughed because the pointer could only be detected by an industrial scale 5000X telescope and even then it was hard (doubleentendreref) to see (some nurses even thought that it may have been shot off during the Boar War) and the wind (avref) was blowing, so the pointer was spending a lot of time aimed at ..............

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

and landed in the mud which...................

...... sticks, as Onetrack & Turbo both know, after they were accused, several years ago, of the sin (NTTIAWWT) worse that "get-home-itis", which was that they .........

...... the ground (avref) coming up to meet him at a rate of knots.

"I wonder why the earth would suddenly do that, when it has been in the same place, down there near sea level for millions of years?" he asked rhetorically before the answer ......

...... make the appropriate adjustment to his sundial pointer to allow for daylight saving, which meant that he needed to ........

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

We all knew she had a few years on, but her antics at the GGRSL must be some kind of record, or ..............................

...... bull wouldn't have pointed to 11 oclock once Mave sidled provocatively into the room.

This was a record for bull as over the last decade or so he has had trouble showing the time over about half past 9.

"Yeah, dont knock the oldies" affirmed bull as he enthusiastically rubbed his .........

11 hours ago, Captain said:

 

PS .. In the meantime bull stood proudly in the doorway, legs akimbo, with the afternoon light coming (mavisref) from behind him.

PPS ....... With the light coming from behind him, bull cast a shadow just like a sundial ....... and it appeared to be indicating 8 o'clock.  The girls were impressed and invited him in.

........ ringworm, an AK47d (you can tell by the shape of the front sight) and a little bit of sarcoptic mange on the tip of its .....

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

He has the peculiar starting motion which starts with a little hop and then.............

..... he puts his left one in, he puts his right one out, he puts his other left one in ..... and shakes them all about (to the delight of all the ladies from the Strahan CWA .... "I never thought they could stretch that far" said Thelma, who was an expert who had seen every performance of "Puppetry of the Penis" each time they played at the Queenstown Scout Hall).

"I knew that bull goes commando" said Terese from Risden "But I never realized that he is a Brazilian commando ...... and therefore learnt the dark art of ......

PS .. In the meantime bull stood proudly in the doorway, legs akimbo, with the afternoon light coming (mavisref) from behind him.

4 hours ago, Captain said:

.......... in Tasmania since his emigration."

bull's emigration was really grating on the Tazzy locals, as while he so often trotted out his Tazzy 2 Heads jokes (which proved that bull is a bit of a knob), when he went commando, as he so often does (even at AUF Dinner Parties), it is obvious that bull himself has 2 kn...........

2 hours ago, bull said:

We will have to.............

........... all dance the Can-Can while commando" said bull who fancied himself all commando (and he was having good results down in Tasmania since his emigration."

"It is little known" said Uniroute "That the Can-Can was originally invented by a one of the Western Australian 1st Nations, in order to .............

..... even more silence de aekward, which forced Pap (as he is known to his mates) to explain .......

..... heaven and back on Starlights langue.

"She glowed in the dark even before the fireworks" recalled Starlight fondly and she also wanted me to ........

34 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

when in through the door rolled...............

............ le local Sherriff with a declaration that Starlight's tongue had been declared a Weapon of Mass Destruction, a Noxious Weed and had also been included in the Howard era (and Biden) weapons buyback program.

But the ladies of France (it turns out that thousands of them had been there and the survivors had got the T-Shirt [although thousands of others are buried in mass unmarked graves]) objected and initiated "Yellow Panties" protests all over le joint, which became known colloquially as ...........