Captain

17 hours ago, bull said:

The captain was still full of "BULL'

MAJOR WRECK FLYING INVESTIGATION UNDERWAY.

"We can't have such unnatural acts occurring here" said Eeeeean "It's unacceptabull, yet perhaps pleasurabull, and while bull appears to be boasting + is rather pleased with himself, he needs to put it away & zip up right now" Eeeeean added "But I am very concerned at the look on bull's face, as below, & I think he is cruising (avref) for a(nother) banning (wfref)".

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Although the FBI were bullish about a potential conviction of the Lovabull Cappy who now found himself in a terribull position, he had incorporated into his voting machines the UNTRACABULL CHIP which was produced by Turbine and bull Electronics Inc so the probabull convictions evaporated and Cappy was free to............

......... continue to be his usual personabull self and be a veritabull bullwark against the forces arrayed against ........

COMMERCIAL NOTE - The unholy alliance between Turbo and bull that has resulted in the formation of Turbine & bull Electronics Inc (TabEI) has been examined by ASIO and is considered to be akin to AlQuaed, the Taliban and ISIS getting together for coffee and a chat. Photos of Turbo are unavailable but he is thought to be the spit of Osama and bull is shown below (at home in Tazzy [note... not a shift key in sight]).

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......the FBI were holding a press conference in Washington DC, announcing that their Operation Gumly, carefully devised to sneak up on Cappy, had enough evidence to indict him on 84 charges of racketeering, 43 charges of vote shilling, and one count of indecent exposure. Cappy had been found to be the owner of 30,000 Dominion Voting Machines, and Donald Trump was right, one minute the voters were 60% Trump, and the next had trickled away to nothing when ...................

........ the unflapabull Skipper put the voting machines on the tabull and was thereafter accountabull for the innumerabull & untraceabull bullsh........

THE SKIPPER EDUMACATING TINK & ONESIE ON THE DOMINION MACHINES

5 hours ago, onetrack said:

"Where am I?", said Bull, looking around in stunned amazement. "The last thing I knew, someone had dacked me, and I........

.......... have acted with commendabull decorum, which would be laughabull and uncomfortabull if it wasn't so contemptabull and I wasn't so loveabull & adorabull, which is irrefutabull yet ......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......he'd bounced into the Wrest Point Casino, tripped over and fell on a Roulette table, bouncing the ball out onto the floor.

The Pit Manager yelled "....................

....... "Get Mr bull a drink as he is a celebrity flyer, an NES legend, plus he is capabull, affabull, ........

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

....come to an end, because he was now one of them. It brought tears to his eyes (even more than the Castratti's eyes, when they heard about "AUF Balls"), when he thought about how he used to......

.... yell "Watch the bouncing ball" when they played Little Patti's Greatest Hits album at the Bone B&S "Wun-Hung-Lo" Ball (sponsored annually by WHL of the Bone City Wok), and bull did his party trick, dacks-less on his pogo stick, with his ........

6 minutes ago, onetrack said:

... Inequality Award, promoted by the LGBTQIAMAABFAABGQ group, which seeks to promote equality, when things are proven to be unequal, and serious discrimination is present.

 

However, there has been a serious failure on the part of Turbo and Cappy to point out, it's just not the unequal wing size of the Castigatti, that is a prominent feature of them - it's the fact that one wing always hangs lower than the other - something that even puzzles the Castigatti, and something that no amount of re-rigging can cure.

 

There has been serious consideration of the need for further education and re-adjustment amongst the Castigatti, so that this failing can be addressed, but to date, no group has stepped forward to.........

..... explain it until now.

This "one wing lower than the other" feature of the Castigatti's aircraft (avref) design was derived from when their name was confused with that of the Castratti and refers back to their fond memory of how one hung lower than the other when they were pre-Castratti.

This history of aircraft design was celebrated annually at the AUF Ball (or sore point and unfortunate name in the eyes of the both the Castratti and the Castagatti) where they all stood around and sang ...........

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........castigatory for years and very difficult to deal with. They have a tendency to the left, and, for example, when builing a recreational aircraft, will always make the left wing slightly bigger. Despite the ridicule from other members, who often fit adhesive stickers "port" and "starboard" on their wings, there is no record of any of Castigated spinning in on the left turn to Final (often called by the non-catigated Finals, even though there's only one, except............

........ when there are parallel runways, when the Castigatti are at increased risk during a right turn to Final.

By giving publicity to the unequal size of wings, the Uniroute and Tinky Wank have exposed one of the biggest scandals within Wreck-reational Flying and the board of the AUF have rewarded them accordingly by awarding them the AUF's highly prized ......... 

IMPORTANT NOTE TO RECENT JOINERS OF THE NES - It is a little known fact that while RAA appears to oversee Recreational Flying in OZ, the AUF still has strong support from 110% of members and continues to function as a secret, underground & parallel organisation headquartered on the Dark Web (and in Smith St, Queanbeyan) with its tentacles throughout CASA, the NTSB and the RAAF. Even the Ministers for both Aviation and Defence are card carrying AUF members and bull has done a lot to establish the AUF in Tasmania, where he was sent on an undercover operation after his 100% success rate in growing the membership in F'nQ. bull is a recruiter par excellence, which belies his typing ability. 

On 14/12/2020 at 12:31 PM, Captain said:

"Talk about feral?" commented Turbo "Down here in Danland they are called .....

........ the castigated .........

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

he was roundly castigated for.......

..... being a little round himself (W&B {avref} are on the limit if you know what I mean) ..... and for being an unhealthy mix of FNQer and Taswegian.

"Talk about feral?" commented Turbo "Down here in Danland they are called .....

49 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......suggestion that if lagging is fitted around the exhaust it doesn't heat the air as much, and flying is notably smoother but ...............

.... the lagging is often .....

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....are the most dangerous.

Haveashotatit said he he had decided to stay away from the air, and so avoid the problem, but the group followed Dipsheet who said fitting two extra gauges, which he had developed, solved the problem as long as you took out the AH and ............

......... having shot a tit or 2 over the years, bull couldn't resist responding with a .........

..... in the air (avref) where they .......

49 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....Bull started his career putting out political ads with typos in them. However, I guess sharp NES readers have noticed the irony in Cappys reference to "litle" Bull, and it's become obvious, that typos are the hallmark of a good aviator (avref).

 

"I can stuff as many typos in my posts as I like!", said Cappy, "Because I do that with my flight planning, too! - which often has interesting results, when I input CAVOK, and it comes out as CVOK, which is Czech for nutcase, and the confusion reigns supreme in..........

...... kokpit letadla československé výroby, kde ...........

(Kapitánův český původ znovu prosvítá)

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......Maitland was the cry, No one knew what it meant, but truckies flashed it on their CBs and within days Maitland was being used in every conversation. No one knew what it meant. Soon it was raised in Parliament at Question Time when......

....it was exposed as another litle bull typo.

"I've had it investigated by ASIO, CASA & NTSB" said SCOMO (meanwhile, bull was intrigued by this use of such big letters) "And bull's post was supposed to read "land mate (avref)" but his dyslexic fnq typewriter (an Acme 4xX) stuffed it up"

"I object" said Albo, who has been a mate of bulls since .....

7 hours ago, bull said:

Maitland.................

 

.... which reminded Cappy of his departure from Cessnock after refueling for the quick hop over to Maitland.

"But why am I tracking west?" he thought to himself .... and after a forensic examination of the GPS plotter he realised that some d1ckhead had programmed in Maitland SA.

Flying lesson 297 learnt.

Now back to bull's ....... Maitland ........

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

By a fluke, in Mandarin his promise was translated as "pussy and food"  and the region received 17 million booking the next day. This ..................

...... also interested a certain ,,''tasmanian"'';., newcomer who thought that it was about time, again, that he got some ........

24 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

For the town of Bowen.......

......... has matured into an internationally renowned mega-town, where the Big Mango had been duplicated in hundreds of Sister Cities around the world.

Why, in China, they had broken the rule about just one Sister City per nation, so Bowen was twinned with 243 Sister Cities (plus there were 12 that were twinned with Bone).

"We ruv bull" they cried in unison as the ...............

THESE HAVE APPEARED ALL OVER CHINA AND IN JENGSHUAN AN 

ENTIRE HOUSING ESTATE HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED WITH THE PIPS

HOLLOWED OUT AS RESIDENCES.

EVEN bull's TYPEWRITER HAS BEEN MEMORIALISED IN QUONGDING

IN PRECISE DETAIL BY THE CONSTRUCTION OF A BIG TYPEWRITER.

IT IS ACCURATE TO THE LAST DETAIL, AS THE BIG SHIFT KEY HAS BEEN REMOVED.

16 hours ago, Captain said:

This became the thing of legend (Turboref) and thereafter the town was known as ................

........ Bonerville, since abbreviated in 1912 to Bone and then to Bowen after bull vacated the joint, but that wasn't the end of the legend that was ...........

ONE OF THE CHURCHES THAT WERE BUILT IN BONE IN AN ATTEMPT TO ATONE FOR THE

DEBAUCHERY OF THE 1800'S AND SINCE EXPANDED TO CELEBRATE BULL'S DEPARTURE.

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

... but within seconds the shearers were laid out on the polished concrete foyer floor.

And that's when the Sherry parties stopped, until.......

............ everyone else in town got laid (it took a while for a few of the fuglies (Cappyref).

This became the thing of legend (Turboref) and thereafter the town was known as ................

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

What they didn't know was that the Mayor was the town's truck driver and regularly loaded a semi trailer full of bulls before breakfast, and..................

.......... then had a quick .........

36 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......the cleavage.

He had sharp claws, and the matron ripped.......

..... herself a new one, as the Frilly (FNL) made a final .......

On 08/12/2020 at 3:50 PM, turboplanner said:

.....nas will be full of people singing the jingle durig football matches and ...........................

 

 

[Turbo respectfully points out that "First Nations" is the name of the group of several indigenous Nations of native tribes in Canada whereas Australian aborigines were nomadic and didn't form Nations.]

AS AN ASIDE ....... FOR THE INFORMATION OF ALL NESERS.

Uncle (or is it Aunty? NTTIAWWT) Skipper is a full blooded Native, born mid last century, and is pretty sedentary these days, so not as nomadic as he used to be.

Skippy also has blue eyes, just like that Tasmanian Nigel Mansel bloke who is the boss of the native claims down in the south island.

Further evidence that he is a dinky di Native is that Cappy has been circumcised with an oyster shell, or that's what the end result looks like anyway. (Who would have thought that Mavis loves frilled neck lizards).

NIGEL "MICKY" MANSEL WHO HAS THE SKIPPER'S PEEPERS.

1 hour ago, Captain said:

and even the great Turbo himself had .............

........... coined their outstanding Company Name, plus such a clever & meaningful Marketing Catchphrase which once heard can never be forgotten, that are ................

A PHOTO TAKEN YESTERDAY ON INNOVATION ROAD IN THE ULURU

INDUSTRIAL PARK WHERE NEW BATTERY TECHNOLOGIES ARE UNCLE.

THE LYc BATTERY FACTORY IS AT REAR LEFT IN THE TREES.

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

his latest project, an electric Jab, with the batteries coming from................

........... a new lithium-yellow cake (LYc) battery formula that has been developed in a new 1st Nations battery factory located 200 kms west of Uluru, where TE had taken a supportive venture capital role and even the great Turbo himself had .............