Captain

and was on the way to the White House when.....

..... the Skipper's campaign manager made an almost fatal mistake by having a chat with bull, Turdy & Salty (he only left Onesie out as he was preparing to be the Prince of Subiaco in the heirachy of the new country of Twiggyville after WA secedes) when he asked them "How would one of you blokes like to be VP?".

Their replies were many & varied, with Brine particularly.......

..... and with that one word the crowd went crazy with excitement ("It's me natural charisma, mate" Cappy said to Don, as Melanea gave him that come hither look).

"The Skipper for 2024" the crowd yelled (with Don & Mel joining in too), and within hours Cappy was endorsed by the Pentagon and the enthusiasm became a ground swell that became a movement that developed into a campaign.

Cappy's mates Wazza Buffet, little Billy Gates and Marky-Mark Zuckerberg pledged their support, Mikey Bloomberg chucked in another $250 mill to get things cracking, and Turbo, The Twigster & Clive also felt the need to ..........

Cappy is exhausted after reading Turdboy's post #13472 and now needs to lie down & rest for a little while. Lots of big words there too which I need to study. You can see why Turdy got that gig as Dan's speech & Covid deathtoll announcement writer, eh?

.... backing worthy causes, the latest of which was underwriting bull's Tasmanian mango farm (which was actually a screen all around the paddock to hide bull's poppy plantings).

Onesie was shocked (while at the same time preparing for the cessation), while Salty was from the Riverland and therefore used to crops amongst the orange groves where he .......

........ hats and their ........

BE THOU UNAFRAID OF THAT STARE DEAR NESERS.

THE TATTOOED JEDI RAT IS YOUR PROTECTOR & BENEFACTOR.

FEEL FREE TO POST AGAIN IN PEACE AND HARMONY.

(Apologies for all the capitals, bull.)

......... the UFC Rat used the moves which he had learnt at the Conor McG self-defense academy (as underwritten by Turbine Industries until Conor gets on his feet).

As a result, Ratty walked out standing tall and proud, & went straight to the TE Tattoo Parlor for his Conor McG chest tattoo (see below).

Turbo was flabbergasted when he saw the Captain's moves ("It must be his Jedi blood, as that rat moves like a cat") and he could then fully understand why the girls so often take off their ..............

NOTE THAT CONNOR HAS COPIED THE RAT'S KILLER STARE IN

EXCHANGE FOR RATTY COPYING HIS TAT.

.......... "Apart from the fact that you are one of the most attractive Jedi Rats that I have ever seen (my mobile number is 0436 969 181), do you know any decrepit old aviators (or aviatrixs NTTIAWWT) who might be suitable for trials at our injecting facilities? We need about 5 or so."

But the Rat was, as always, ever loyal to protect the identity of all his close NES mates and replied "I'll think about it & give you a bell, but apart from Tinky, Onesie, Salty, bull, HiHo and Eeeeen I can't think of any, although Planey might be ......

.......... Superman (HiHo in disguise) when he turned and saw ...........

........ bull (or Bull if his space bar is still operational) sent a PM to Turbs after seeing his post # 13,456. "Hello Mr. Turbine" it read. "I was from Bone and I am now from Taswegia so I do not understand your last tome.

What is the "cockatoo" business as mentioned in your last post .......................... as I only have one?"

Turbo was both amused and sad, as reflected by his response message which read ..........

..... critique of his technique (Maggys at airports are well known to be used by CASA to report on AUF member's transgressions ......... as they are dobbers), as his coordination & throttle control were woeful and his use of flaps was outside the .....

...... swooped (avref) .......

.............. now this has to be a record and others NES users are starting to question his ......

..... perspicacity.

He is still reading popeye comics and thinks getting laid is how you get an omelette....................

........ "Well isn't it?" retorted the Captain. "I have never understood that birds & bees stuff and I thought it a bit erky perky when the sex edumacation book said that I had to put something into something else".

Turbo, the Skipper's best mate, looked at him askance and explained the entire procreation & reproductive system just like a Ford Ranger advert, but then added the key bit about .....

Posrscript ...... Cappy's response Stat Rep to the RSPCA said that while his dog does indeed look pretty crook, it fits in so well with all the contributors to the NES, so he has decided to keep the dog.

..... mouthing a kiss francais and making some pornographic hand gestures in the french lingo.

Onesie melted as he had never seen such smut, but ever the polite western sand monkey he said "Can you show me that again, silver plate, and do you give discounts to the WA corps of the French Foreign Legion?"

Ze Madam looked him up (avref) and down (avref) and responded ....

That reminded............

...... Turdy to take his tablets, have a little lie down, slip the plates back on the Vette, and ...........

The very last thing that Cappy wants to do is intrude on Turbo's excellent rambling recollections, but the Skipper has been very worried about Brine's absence.

Could the below be the reason and do we need to make any more enquiries in Douglas or Ramsey?

JE SUIS WRECK FLYING

Je supporte correct attribution of Bill's quotes.

Et the quotes of Heysoos too.

Down with the tyrants.

FREEDOM FOR ALL.

What have the Victorians ever done for us? (Well ..... there's the aquaducts, the health commission, VicPol ........

JE SUIS WRECK FLYING

(Où sont les bull, Brine et HiHo?)

VIOLENCE ANNOUNCEMENT - Turbo's culturally insensitive attribution of a Shakespearean phrase to JC has resulted in a geehad being declared by Shakespeare supporters with resultant threats against Tubb, Eeeean, Wreck Flying & all who sail in her.

JE SUIS WRECK FLYING declared the Skipper in defiance.

...... and let me tell you (dear readers) that bull has been in a fair bit of trouble, angst & strife (he's had more than his fair share during his shameful existence )..... but this was something that he really ........

.............. Can I just have one more spin (avref) around the DMZ with you my darling Yo-Yo?"

But her attitude had hardened (she was considering tying him to the bang end of a cannon like she did to her uncle).

"I don't mind it a bit rough" said bull who was still besotted by her beauty and had grown up on kimchi and ...............

A NORMAL BRECKY FOR BULL WAS KIMCHI & MILK (FAT FREE).

...... drop the load down a few megatons so that it only gets them. Hang on, I'll just check with Comrade Dan who has a supercomputer and can do the calcs for us. The lighter load will also help the weight & balance (how'sthatforanavref) on the delivery vehicle (DV) (avref) which will also ..............

........... the little sister chick named Kim Yo-jong (or 김여정 as bull called her during their wild and passionate holiday romance in the DMZ "She was like a Yo-Yo" bull advised confidentially to the Skipper) who is taking over from Kim Jong Un, turned out to be a member of the Star family (plus she is also a Kardashian cousin), so bull was in the ..............

THE LOVE OF BULL'S LIFE AS HE CONSIDERS HIS

ASCENDANCY TO THE PRESIDENCY

......... biscuits for the K9 corps and condom-ents in the sergeant's mess, where the backbone of the military were sticking pins in Xi and Dan dolls, and .........

............... props for the Life of Brian, and as props for the early Drifters which were marketed as אביזרים ואביזרים (avref) in Hebrew.

The sales of אביזרים ואביזרים's went through the roof (of the tabernacle), but the crosses also became de rigueur out Golgotha (ˈɡɒlɡəθəref) way, where the locals .......

............ this was the genesis (anotherbiblicalref) of Salty's 100% ownership of the Remnark Workers Club (RWC) and probably more importantly, the initial cross-making factory of Turbine Enterprises located in the airport (avref) precinct of west Jerusalem, where their products rose to prominence when .............