Captain

.... that you obviously also have your hand on "it".

Ratty had been searching the interwebb for details on the history of the Tirgris clan, and their family tree.

He was shocked when he saw offshoots to Turgis Sikorsky, Turbid Yak, Turgid Mesherschmitt and Turdy Kingsford Smith.

"Wow, this mob are the aviation (avref) equivalent of the European Royal Families & our very own Turdboy is obviously the antipodean equivalent of ........"

........ the papyrus based "rag" and the bamboo based "tube" was redesigned to ..............

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Not many people know that the paper aeroplane was invented by Tirgris who had been named after the river. He had a tough time of it because paper hadn't been invented, but he persevered, and soon was ...............

......... both famous and infamous, because Turdgris's original papyrus airplane (usspellingref) (see outstanding original examples in the Egyptian & Iranian Aviation & Aerospace Science Museum) became the model for the rag & tube (avref) brigade for the next 2000 years, where they .......... 

TURDGRIS'S ORIGINAL PLANS ............ ON THE ORIGINAL PAPYRUS.

Turdboy's writing is similarly clear today.

............ then established the natural progression of word derivations.

"Tirgris (100 BC to 100 AD) - Turgid (100 AD - 1200 AD) - Turdy (1200 AD to 1900 AD and occasionally in 2020) - Turdboy  (1900 AD to 1935 AD) - Turbo (19?? AD to 2020 AD).

This declension of the now world-famous "Turboplanner" name (he's [or she's NTTIAWWT) now more famous is aviation (avref) circles (avref) than Amelia or Charles) shocked several ........... 

......... Wikicentipedia and a full blooded search of the interwebb, while Ratty of-course respects Onesie over there in the surplus endowed sandy joint to the west of Eucla, (and he also respects Turbo's ability to create new words and new spelling which assists the English language) the Skipper has just spent 6 hours searching for any reference to the "Tirgris" River and he can find .............

.......... the Tigress (avref) is a fine ...........

...... were seen to have a paddle with them and were using it to .......

THE VERY PADDLE, THAT HAS BEEN ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE.

....... there were all sorts of protests from the RSPCA when they finally got a statement from the Tigress, which read "........

..... lots of .......

...... thrusting, in a ........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.............. loud yell as accusatory and mysongenist. ............

"How did Tinkywank know that I am a composer" HiHo said to Planey.

(HiHo was famous for his well known musical score "Zorba the Turk", & "The Rain in Portugal [falls mainly on the Hills]")

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Then he stopped and thought "..................

...... if I pay almost 4 gorillas to Skye B she (or he NTTIAWWT) had better also ........

........... u know that I'm chasing up "Dues", ........ this is not another holocaust  and I am not anti-semitic."

But that didn't stop HiHo, who is an all-out good bloke, so he ............

......... flipped open his 1980's Motorola then said ...............

HEIDI'S LATEST FLIPPY

............. (THESE ORGANIZATIONS DOING THE SUPPRESSING ARE A BUNCH OF XXXXX (TERM SUPPRESSED BY THOSE SAME XXXXX)) .................

............ (5 PARAGRAPHS SUPPRESSED OR REDACTED BY XXXXX (NAME SUPPRESSED)) ................

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

There was also the matter of the sudden disappearance of the Sportzczar some years ago. People said it was..........

........ that Ahlow, who could always be bought for a good price and who would do things for money that most NESers can only imagine (many being physical in nature [some even unnatural], very very depraved & erky perky), in this case selling the Sportczara to Tooheys for a good price when they ran short of aluminium for their .................

..... it all, most of which would go to the grave with him unless he gets a good cash offer from Women's Weekly (now owned by Turbine Publishing), or PlayPerson the new non gender men's & womans magazine, where Hugh Turbine and his smoking jacket are up at his Moorabbin Mansion with his fingers in many ........

.......... NAME SUPPRESSED (ASIO) ..... who was also a ........

PS Ahlox had been warned numerous times that he shouldn't still be doing that (at least, not in public) to that Corvette owner (Name Suppressed) COCA.

........ Blue Oyster Scandal (BOS) on his shoulders.

It had been suppressed, deeper than the FBI & CIA whitewash of their spying on the Trump campaign Treason and Ahlox was worried that the BOS would ......

....... care, as I am the great Ahlox and it's gunna take more that Bernoulli,  Pythagoras, Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Caprio to tell me how to fly"

And to reinforce his point he added "And none of them blokes are AUF certified CFIs, so stuff 'em, and the .......

THE RAT IS STRUGGLING WITH NUANCE, CONTEXT & RELEVANCE IN TUBB'S LAST POST, SO WILL LEAVE TO ONE OF THE OTHER NES LITERARY GENIUSES (OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY) TO PICK IT UP FROM HIS LATEST POST.

....... dive, dive, dive (acht und achtzig submarine ref).

Mavis showed some interest, as a result, and released the brakes on her walking frame.

The 88 watched Mavis with a ..........

..... he understood it all. All languages, the meaning of Life, and he can even understand Turbs when he sends the Skipper one of his long & rambling private messages, but poor Ratty was stumped when it came to understanding .......

........... make it into the pages of the AUF Mag where a full page Safety Analysis (with several graphic nut pics) will be undertaken by the Human Factors Szar, who will allege that this outcome, as described in the above post by Tubb, can be derived directly from the flaw in Turdy's personality, which dictated that he .........  

......... his still damaged & swollen nuts made contact with that large rose bush on the electric ..........