Captain

.......... was so good and effective that Workplace Health and Safety (WHAS) forced his lady friends to adopt a "Safe Word" when Starlight was on the job (OTJ).

One used the safe word "Stop", one used the phrase "Don't stop", and yet another used "TFF (That Feels Fantastic)", so Starlight often became confused, failed to stop when required and therefore killed several french ladies who all died with a sourire on their faces and a ...............

...... lick his .......

.......... remembered that one fateful example where one of the components of the French Postal Service (the FPS) ripped at a critical time, just when Onesie was on the vinegar ........... 

55 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Mais les cloches et les sifflets du Rainbow Warrior l'ont tenu éveillé toute la nuit, et le chant des dames était en fait l'appel des coqs alors il est sorti rapidement de La Belle France, laissant derrière lui ........

...... une aperitif sur le (or la, Non pas qu’il y ait quelque chose de mal à cela (NPQYAQCDMAC)) tête, pourcois...........

32 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........the training area for the French Foreign Legion and had all.......................

......... cloches et sifflets, plus a couple of dames capturées from the Arc-en-ciel Guerrier, who ...........

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

He walked over to the aircraft and suddenly exclaimed "What are you doing here Red? Where is ..................................."

......... Bluey? And by the way, those Fokkers are Messerschmitts (oldjokeref)."

The Wilderness Property was just on the edge of ............

..... they extended over the full length of his .......

......... went north (avref) and hid in his .........

......... loved a rough time and a rough lineage, which is certainly the case within the Turboid family & genus (which included some decidedly sketchy individuals who had been conceived out of wedlock and in the back-seat of an FJ and of assorted Toyota gun platforms).

Starlight's brother also found the Hijab stunningly erotic and found that he ..............

1 hour ago, Captain said:

...... he (or she) ........

........ was gay (happy & content), always drank 5 double gins before each flight, and never carried current maps.

This infuriated .........

On 21/11/2020 at 6:03 AM, turboplanner said:

Ima Bin Duit had the most difficult time because ..............

...... he (or she) ........

37 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

This was merely an innocent CASA operative who had been disconnected from his head and then told to eat ......

....... it up and stop being such a sook.

But that is when ..........

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

"Well, it is true we did place some onerous conditions on their flying operations", said Turbo. "But even though we banned Muzzie frocks for Muzzie pilots, they seemed to take it in good humour - that was, until the day we found......

........ that they woke up to the fact that they were being ripped off with the need in the cockpit (cockref and avref) for a Turbine Enterprises (TE) throttle man, a TE pitch adjuster, a TE flap deployer, a TE undercarriage lowerer (even needed with fixed landing gear), a TE forehead wiper (plus a TE undies washer for any dodgy landings).

But with all of these TE hanger on'ers (Turboref) the Muzzie pilots soon realized that they were sitting ducks for Weight & Balance transgressions and fines.

"TE are BS" said Ali bin Fined after the CASA bloke had been beheaded (muzzieref) and left beside the ramp, where ..........

4 hours ago, bull said:

and dropping a 44 gallon drum [they where a bit peeved about only getting three references in the NES],,as the drum slowly rotated [avref] as it fell clearly a word could be seen written on it,,,,Oh no screamed onesie run for your lives its........

........ big and round and about the same size as the 200 litre drums that we use as fire pits, BBQs and incinerators back out on the farm ...... but if it hits us we will be gonners (2 X Turboref from previous posts).

"That's the crafty problem that we have, as these Muzzies fill the drums with ULP and when we try to oxy them open for a BBQ, we all get BBQ'd, so I think I'll just paint the drum with caricatures of the Profit ($'s not the religious dude) and send it back to them with a love note that says ".............. 

........... a naked hand stand followed by a couple of extravagant dacksless catherine-wheels.

"It looks to me like his thru-bolt (Jabref) might be broken" said Mavis, who had seen (and felt) a few.

"No" responded Starlight with conviction "That is my ...........

........ because Starlight (who, I remind NESers, was a relative of Turbo) was well known for excessive use of his palm (Another subtle casaref), but that's another story, of which onetrack is .......

...... the top of a ......

.... "Suck the Blue" (this is the literal google french translation).

Blue looked up from reading his paper and responded "........

PS - Le Capitane noticed that la bull is having a few issues with his post layouts and fitting in les pickies. "Cest tres amuze la bull" responde les grande Skipperrrr.

.......... perhaps a tad radical, he felt that the 2002 'Vette was the equivalent of a P76 without the 4.5 L Rover engine and without the ability to fit a 44 gallon drum in the boot (the P76 is widely regarded in state terms as being the modern equivalent of WA and in aviation (avref) aircraft terms it was the equivalent of .............

....... a person in FNQ scrapped a 2002 model Corvette to obtain parts for his Gemini, which while a little .........

..... the fact that Holden no longer make them.

"I can still source them OK" volunteered Starlight "As the doors for ........

3 hours ago, Admin said:

"hi there" from...

..... a couple of senior ladies from the Rissole at whatever town the fight was happening in (the Skipper had lost track of where the NES is located in at the moment).

While Starlight is used to ladies making eyes and saying "Hi there", he is not dead yet and always responds with a lump in his ......

3 hours ago, Admin said:

hi there" from...

IS THAT EEEEEN WHO HAS POSTED OR SOME OTHER ADMIN BLOW-IN?

AND CAN'T WRECK FLYING AFFORD CAPS ANY MORE DOWN THERE IN DAN'S MELBOURNISTAN ..... OR IS bull now an admin control freak (casaref)

...... Fred became limp (Turboref), some Yank questioned what had just happened, & asked "Did you use a 2 X 4 or was it a .......

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Mustapha Turbas, who had been missing for several pages set fire to the lawn and when the fire was out assures Cappy that he must have left the chairs somewhere else.

 

Starlight had a sneaking suspicion Mustapha had been ..........

........ smoking wacky tobacky, had his hand on it even more than usual, and ...........