Captain

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The Bernoulli Theory of the Gliding of Powered Aircraft (GOPA) after the noisy bits & the spinny-around fan-thing stops ..... I, Charlie Bernoulli, attest that I have tested this theorem by chucking some models off the leaning tower of Pizza (their 12" Seafood Special is a blast) and as Bernoulli's Theory #17, I can ascribe that when flying over any State Forest (particularly those in Victoria where the forests have not been maintained since 1835) that any aircraft (avref) (even Charlie way back then was aware of Planey's need for avrefs) will glide like a stone and at least at a rate 4 times more down (avref) than what is shown in the aircraft's manual.

That declaration was signed by Charlie B on parchment, with a seal that proves it is genuine.

CHARLIE B'S THEORY - THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENT

..... there remained the perennial question (avref) "Can I get the modified circuit right when the fan stops (and this thing glides like the Victorihan economy ..... it is well known aviation (avref) fact that aircraft (avref) glide much worse overhead a State Forest or other Tazzy Tiger country)?", but as has been proven in prior .......

..... there is a .......

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

".......poached Coral Trout."

Suitably refreshed, Cappy sat down to peruse the Brisbane Carrier Pigeon to check his share prices.

He turned pale, and reached for a gin; it couldn't be true; it .......................

...... was a warning that ciguatera (the squirtsref) is guaranteed in Coral Trout, which in aviation (avref) terms is similar to ........

............ however Bull is a Wreckreational Flyer of high repute and he put a new spin on the $250 hamburger.

"Hey Skip" said Bull "Let's re-cross the Straight (LMBTQref) and fly (avref) up to Bone to get a fresh mango smoothie from the girls at the Bone Rissole, and while we are there we can take advantage of their special offer (which is somewhat akin to the deals in Munich nightclubs) of 1 Mango Smoothie and a quick ..........

13 hours ago, bull said:

"She flew alright the last time I took her up, hmmmm must have been around 1952 I thunkded" blurted Morton.

 

"Ok" said Turdfeatures calmly and with class. "But where is our beloved Cappy going to sit?" ...........

NOTE ... THE ABOVE POST FROM BULL HAS BEEN CORRECTED FOR CAPS, PUNCTUATION, NAMES & DESCRIPTIONS. SO IF ANYONE IS TAZZY HAS A WORKING KEYBOARD WILL THEY PLEASE GO OUTSIDE, YELL BULL'S NAME AND GIVE IT TO HIS SISTER (THE KEYBOARD, THAT IS).

......... but Cappy is an empennage type of guy (he loves that word) and said "I'll go up the back .......

..... get "them" out, something that Planey was very ......

..... the locals want to keep .....

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

so Cappy headed west by ........

..... northwest to seek ......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

This was to much for OT who fainted, causing......

.......... consternation in the WA Health System (the WA Premier twerp was apoplectic and apple-cidered) because all of the ventilators were being saved for non-existent Covid patients and one of them didn't have the UniRoute's name on it, OT's AUF license (#000000001) was revoked, his long term girlfriend (NTTIAWWT) gave him the flick and Turbine Resuscitation Inc decided not to waste any of their .............  

.......... is now, magically, back on the market (Cappy's Disposals are great guys, however they do have a couple of little security issues to address, but heck, who can blame them for being a little entrepreneurial).

An Investigative Journalist at the ABC (how's that for an oxymoron) wondered why this $30 million payment to Turbine Security, identically matched (even had the same serial numbers on the notes) the ammount paid to Unified Security for the Victoristan Hotel Security Debacle (the VHSD).

"We are one and the same" responded Turbo, "As I am a well known indigenous person who has been tested and has been proven to be 95.8% indigenous, and that has entitled me to ...........

...... (avref) interference in the failed Pell prosecutions, where the Turbine Enterprises Proceeds of Crime (TEPOC) investigations crossed with the 1960s enquiry into that famous runway (avref) incursion at Tyabb where Tubb's ........

On 20/10/2020 at 6:35 AM, Captain said:

Below is the video of bull, as recorded by ASIO as part of their investigation of Turbo bed Linen, Al G and the Taswegian 111% militia,  who have a close association with the Moorabbin Bra Boys and the ........

..... WA Labor Party, who Onesie thinks are .....

2 hours ago, bull said:

Stop press: Asio has arrested the ring leader of the NES import company as part of the investigations into international money laundering, Sgt,Wegotja said that the Captain [alias ,cappy /Ratty/etc] was involved in the moving of funds from international crime rings into Australia.  And a nation wide alert has been issued for the captains second in charge who we are closing in on ,beware this individual is classified as dangerous and the public is advised to NOT approach him if recognized and notifie authorities immediately.  He is described as looking like a village people actor with a pentchant for tight leather pants.  This is the only image we have of him at present and if seen report straight away

The Skipper has 2 comments which he makes "Without Prejudice".

1 The funds were handled as part of the free enterprise covenants of the Australian Constitution (We the people & it's only a problem if you get sprung etc .... and all that stuff)

2 He's a lovely lad & don't knock it if you haven't tried it (NTTIAWWT).

EXPLANATION FOR INNOCENT & NON GANG-RELATED NESERS.

BELOW IS A PICTURE OF THE MAROUBRA BRA BOYS. THE NECK TATOO

IS THEIR GANG INSIGNIA. ARE THEY WHITE SUPREMACISTS?

AND HERE IS A PHOTO OF ONE OF THE MOORABBIN BRA BOYS.

ARE THEY HESTIA SUPREMACISTS?

JUST TO BE CLEAR, TURBO IS THE LEADER OF THE MOORABBIN GROUP AND

THE CHOKER COLLAR IS THEIR GANG INSIGNIA.

45 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

and they all partied.......

...... like its 1999, with bull playing the lead role (bull is the spit of Prince, but not quite as tall now that he is all bent and stooped over in his latter years).

Below is the video of bull, as recorded by ASIO as part of their investigation of Turbo bed Linen, Al G and the Taswegian 111% militia,  who have a close association with the Moorabbin Bra Boys and the ........

21 minutes ago, Captain said:

sitting on their verandahs in the sun during lockdown and yelling abuse at passers by, such as "................. 

..... Can you help me stand up to go inside for a pee?" and ......

........ had been misquoted by Turbo bin Plonker, as it was actually "الله أكبر" that he ried as he climbed awat.

This post by Turbo Garbage-Bin had attracted the attention of VicPol and due to the fact that there were no Little Old Ladies (LOLs) to arrest in the park today, Turbo bin Post'nonwreckflyingtoday was arrested as part of the crackdown on Street Gangs as undertaken over recent week as Operation Alliance.

Turbo had been identified as one of the leaders of the gang known as the Decrepit Boys, which was set up to attract over 60s wrinkly old sportscar driving white guys (WOSDWGs) (which is also an AUFref), as they have been active lately sitting on their verandahs in the sun during lockdown and yelling abuse at passers by, such as "................. 

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

but the Baron's aircraft crashed into .......

............. Algy's great big fag packet (where he stored a container of duty free Camels).

The mention of the Gin got Algy very excited, as that is his sip of choice, and he has been known to ..........

...... von .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Oooooooooh! Temper, Temper” said Flight Sergeant Smyth, who was English “W…………”

..... hy are you wearing lady's underwear?" (he was British ........ (and Mextorian)) "So please take off my .......

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......pull out the stops. He did, and fuel began to flow down..........

............... his inner ............

BREAKING NEWS ..... RAA PROMOTION EXPOSES TURBO'S FLYING STYLE AND CROSS DRESSING.

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

the friction started a small file which soon ..............

....... became a rasp, then turned into an angle grinder, which developed into .......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

They gasped; they hadn't realised.............................

 ....... the fixation that Turbo has with Biggles, seen in the below video with a young and still (then) fully functioning Turbo in the starring role.

The film is titled "Adventures in Time", something that Turgid (& Ratty) don't have too much more of, but they both bravely soldier on in the NES anyway, in order to .............