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1 hour ago, onetrack said:

"I've never seen anything like it!", exclaimed Cappy, as he viewed the Band. "This is just like the day the Beatles exploded onto the music scene in Wagga, and I......

.......... raged on at the BOB with Ahlocks and Doubtfire in a threesome (danceref) that is still discussed in nursing homes all around town, where it is spoken of in dulcet ..............

59 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

On the bright side his grandfather had been able to mail a pack of Honda race engine drawings just before he dies and Turbo used them with great success several decades later to build a V6 aero engine which ........... 

.......... went bang (just like Turbo does when he gets lucky) as soon as it touched 2000 rpm (rpmref), then ..........

THE RAT IS NOW MANAGAING 2 NES THREADS WITH GREAT SKILL AND DEXTERITY.

IS THIS THE END OF THE NES?

WHERE ARE THE ..........S THAT WOULD ALLOW THE SKIPPER TO ADD SOMETHING?

THE SKIPPER IS LOST (AVREF).

........... mayor of Hiroshima, who was in the audience, said "Wardlobe malfunction my ar*e. He's a frasher ............... and I'd lather have the bomb than to have to watch the Turbopranner with no undies and exposing his plivate .............

................ My Fair Rady got to the notoriously risque geisha bathtub scene ("I ruv that scene" said Nobu "It's a clacker") and ...........

...... was nothing compared with the Japanese version where Nobu Harrison had the lead, singing "The Lain in Spain farrs mainty on the Prain" and "On the Stleet where you Riv", but even worse when ........

........... Wort Christmas, Worten Heart, What a Wortable Life, & Jailhouse Rock, where Turbo (the modern Oscar Hammerstein ......... or Carol King) drew inspiration from .............

TURDBOY (TOUCHING UP THE OTHER BLOKE [NTTIAWWT] ON THE

STAIRS AT REAR LEFT) WHILE TEACHING ELVIS THE CHOREOGRAPHY

FOR THE MOVIE .......................... WHERE HE WORT THE SCRIPT TOO.

........... was such a well worten song that it won an award in the Hawaiian Songworter's Awards, that are held each year in the basement of the ........... 

WRECK FLYING HAS BEEN PUT ON NOTICE BY THE RAT CORPORATION PLC (LONDON BASED) FOR SHOWING THE SKIPPER'S PRIVATE YACHT.

IT IS A DISGRACE THAT THIS PERSONAL DATA SHOULD BE EXPOSED ON A PUBLIC FORUM ................ BUT EVEN WORSE IS THAT TURDBOY WILL NOW WANT A FREEBY FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS AND WEEEEEEEKS WHILE MY BOAT IS IN THE MED (bULL, HIHO, ONESIE, SALTY, PLANEY AND THE 88 MM THRUSTER ARE OF COURSE WELCOME ANY TIME AND MAVIS (& HER WALKING FRAME) IS LOOKING FORWARD TO PROVIDING SOME SPECIAL HOSPITALITY).

.......... he got that glorious feeling of youth again, with the smell of Castrol R is his nostrils and he recalled those wonderful days when he used to swing for Turbo (NTTIAWWT), where Tubb piloted (avref) their sidecar at Melbourne's Brooklyn Speedway.

Turbo and the Skipper had been close mates ever since that time where they defied death and destruction together, so when the feeling came back, Ratty swung out to the side of the T500, scraped along the ground like he used to do each Saturday night, and single handedly lifted the aircraft (avref) back into the air (avref) to climb (avref) away at the T500s usual 1000 fpm, to where the air (avref) is ......... 

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........of $250.00 right there" said Constable Doubtfire, and once again Cappy was ejected from the BoB.

He headed for Kapooka where, sitting beside the runway was an old ...................

...... T500 and huddled beside the aircraft (avref) was a derelict wreck of a Wreck Flying forum lerker & AUF member ..... the 88mm Thruster himself, who was intent on .........

As further vital information for our inquisitive readers, below is a photo of Turbo wearing his "Chez Turbo" brand of chaps.

And below is Turdy with his mates, heading to a monthly meeting of the Moorabbin Apex Club.

..... no-return (avref) where the ........

........ which made Tubb wince too, as his were still scorched, engorged, enlarged, throbbing and had a dull ache, just like the ComicCherios bloke's felt too.

Turdy knew the feeling well, as he had been kicked in his quite a few times over the years, plus he had slipped off the pedal of his pushy a few time when he was a little tacker.

"Please don't do that again Elsie" he implored "As my .......

ONE OF THE TIMES THAT TURBO COPPED IT.

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The first Comancheo..................

....... said "If youze don't spell our club's name right there will be a lot of trouble in the wreck flying aviation (avref) community. I know that youze are a fearsome bunch and much tougher than the Hells Angels or those super bad 1%er killer boys in the Ulysses Club (or the Corvette Owners Club (COCsref), but we CommonCherries are a mean bunch of mother ......

STOP PRESS ...... EXCLUSIVE NEWS FOR NES READERS.

Just letting you all know that I had a surprise call from Dan this morning seeking my reference for Turbo as I have been his longest term friend (which doesn't mean much because he can be a total dick at times and alienates everyone else around him).

Dan is considering Tubb to replace Jenny Mickyarcos as Health Minister with a guarantee that Turdy can be Premier once Dan stands down in 2045.

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

and burnt his nuts.

..... which were already magnificent specimens but due to the burn, swelled to thrice their normal size.

"I have a balm" said Mavis, as she .........

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Hi Chi Min

Is this a shocking sino racial epithet about Heidi? Just ask'n, as Turbo's Mediterranean heritage means he is one of the relatively recent New Australians and is therefore a shocking, slightly brown, white privileged racist.

AS READERS CAN SEE FROM RECENT POSTS, THE NES TAKES ON THE HARD ISSUES IN ORDER TO RETAIN ITS SOCIAL LICENSE.

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo got two shirts and a special message which read ...............

 

 

........ "Bressed are the Tofu makers" and "Always rook on the blight side of rife" both ricenced from the Japanese version of the Rife of Blian, where the well known extra quote "Lomanes eunt Domus" is very popliar in Nagasaki nightspots, whereas in Kobo they use the more collect "Lomani ite domum".

 

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....."We are all in this together and I Stand-With-Dan".

The rest of the NESers .........

..... found the old staple forum section on  .... Incidents & Accidents .... and he was home again.

"Now, do I pan (avref, dunnyref & littleemergencyref) up or down to get back to my true home in the ......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........accidentally let the tiniest squirt go, which landed on Turbo's.................

...... monicle, which made it .......

............ he remembered that he was a brave and gay (in the 1950"s sense of the word) adventurer who would easily fit in with Sir Nobu III in the rear of the Zelo cockpit.

The engine started and Nob taxied (avref & cabref) to the runway, but Nobu is a little bloke (despite spending all those years eating Aussie tucka in Cowla ("I ruv Chicko Lolls" he always says)) he raised himself up to see over the dash and while straining to see, he .................

All regular NSEers will realize that what Turbo was referring to by "Taking the dog out before leaving home" was actually a colloquialism for ............... 

...... almost every location where an AUF member is "just going for a bit of a local flight" and where, no matter in which direction they go, or at which height they fly, they experience a XXXXn headwind, that .........

The Skipper feels so sad and trepidatious that poor onetrack, bull, HeidiHody, Brine, Planey & the Thruster may be out there wandering around the Dark Web, lost alone & frightened, like abandoned puppies searching for some scraps of meat and a new home, looking for the light & and for the new, updated and happier Wreck Flying. Because as Turbo knows (and is) the Dark Web is a fearful place full of preditory animals and ex staff of the Regulator.

...... Tubb "But with our beloved Skipper about to run the US, it would be great if Nobu could take over from Abe and become a modern Empelor."

"Gleat idea Tinkywank" leplied Nobu "And we can then run pan-pacific X-Countly fryins the way that my mob did during WW2 with their barroon bombs, and we can arrange an outback Air-Lace betleen Tokyo and SanFlancisco via Pearr Harbour with 200 knots or jetstleam up our ............

PS - Cappy was wandering around the internet this morning looking for Eeeen and Wreck Flying when he bumped into Turbo grooming (erky perky) somebody (who turned out to be one of VicPol's finest) on the Dark Web. Hope bull and Onesie, Salty, HiHo, Planey and The Thruster can find us again soon.

...... make us all life members of the EAA with our own dedicated & air conditioned grandstand at Oshkosh.

That got a fair bit of interest from Planey, HiHo and the 88cm Thruster, to the extent that they .......