Captain

15 minutes ago, bull said:

.now as all long term NES readers would know old Bull was once a trucking magnate himself on the old Tanimi [a photo of Bull in his younger days heading east from Halls Creek out on the Tanimi when he was mining for rare earth before Turbine industries brought him out]  ...and can confirm that about every 5 kms or so there would be one of turdo industry trucks either arse up or broken down. Cappy piped up and said,, i remember when........

....... bull and I had a knuckle at the Tilmouth Well Roadhouse, and after we had beaten the living suitcase out of each other we have been best mates ever since. But then again, we were also united against a common enemy because of the terrible fatigue failures to all of those TI truck& trailer chassis'es which cost bull and I millions (if not for that, I would be able to afford a CTLSi2021.912iS.LMBTQ by now) in lost ........

THE TW ROADHOUSE WHERE BULL AND RATTY BLED AND BONDED FOR LIFE.

18 minutes ago, Captain said:

HERE, HT IS MAKING THE SAME POINT DIRECTLY TO TURBO AT A TI AGM

WHILE EYEBALLING HIM, AS HT WAS UNHAPPY WITH THE DIVIDEND AND

TURBO'S USUAL BS EXPLANATION OF THE SHORTFALL.

As further background for our legion of readers, at this time HT was also very unhappy & disillusioned with Turbo's BS explanation of why all of the truck chassis' were cracking after just one simple trip up the Tanami Track.

HT reckons that he knows heaps more then Turbo about this trucking caper.

9 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......planned and executed with Turbo in his younger days, particularly the executed. He was, after all, technically a Russian.

Not many people know that when Petrov ran for his life out of Australia, it was the result of HT giving him a Molotov Cocktail invitation to a function where there was no dress code and ........

........ Turbineski Vodka (Турбинский Водка), which sends you blind faster than Tubb's own self-abuse, was being served before a ........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....boots were stout and his walk was straight and ........................

........ he was short of stature (a feature of the Track family, who used to be known as either von Trackschtein or Trackanova before WW1 when the Kégresse liaison took place), however HalfTrack, or HT as he was known on one of the forums, was short, stout and bald and would often bang his shoe on the desk at AUF functions in order to make his point, hence his likeness to Nikita (NK) and his fondness for .........

A RARE PHOTO OF HT BANGING HIS SHOE AT A MID 70'S

AGM OF THE AUF WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO GET THE

WEIGHT LIMIT RAISED TO 1,500 KGS.

AND AN EVEN RARER PHOTO OF HT GIVING THE

WRECK FLYING AND TURBINE INDUSTRIES SALUTE.

HERE, HT IS MAKING THE SAME POINT DIRECTLY TO TURBO AT A TI AGM

WHILE EYEBALLING HIM, AS HT WAS UNHAPPY WITH THE DIVIDEND AND

TURBO'S USUAL BS EXPLANATION OF THE SHORTFALL.

....... a bout of trachoma or a tracheotomy, while wearing tracky-dacks, as halftrack's health (& dress sense) wasn't brilliant, although his ........

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

 

ADMIN - Moderator 14 has asked that this early police identikit sketch be deleted as the subject of that "Delit" looks exactly like his aunt Stellar, who was often spoken about in hushed tones.

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............bowell movement. No potions or treatments were needed in that department. 

However it wasn't all that pleasant for anyone else and the room emptied in an instant. The Club President found a fire hose and washed him down, and .............

......... sent him home to sit in front of his computer screen making feckless comments on some aviation (avref) website for some story that goes on .......... and on .......... and on ................ and on ................. and XXXX'n on.

But it was all worthwhile, as his investigations into 1/2track have proven that he was named after a WW1 Austin Kégresse Russian Half-Track in which he had been conceived somewhere on the eastern front, and this had great meaning once he returned into the fold of the Track family in WA, looking to be the spit of Nikita Khrushchev, and disclosing that ........... 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

......arrested for disturbing the peace.

....... "And she was a hot little piece that was worth disturbing too" said Loxie, who had been interested in her for many years. Loxie had even played the "SportsStar" card when he was trying to seduce her at the 2008 CWA AGM in Gummy Gummy, when he said "My SS is much better than his 230, here let me show you this etching". (This was back in the day when Loxie's bearcan was regarded as equivalent to today's latest CTLSi2021.912iS.LMBTQ + whatever other initials they are).

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

A woman in the crowd threw a rotten egg at him and ........

...... then looked him in the eyes and fell under his spell (60yearsofthathappeningref) by offering herself to him and licking off the rotten egg, before Cappy stood up tall and it was evident that even at his age & after all of his conquests, he could achieve an instant & spontaneous ........

..... not "different", he was "special", as he had earned his reputation the hard way by ........

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........kept notes on the scandals of Two Tracks until one day..

..... 2tracks filed 2 wildly divergent & extravagant Flight Plans (epicavref) at exactly the same time ...... and his reputation .....

32 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....brother known as Gascoyne Mick, quick as a flick around the town.

There was floating [avref] rumour that .........................................

......... Gascoyne Mick's nickname in the NTSBLBQ community was alternatively TwoTracks and/or SnailTracks, (one of which was what Charles K-S left on the seat in the bus).

Onetrack had never got on well with TwoTracks and always thought that he was a bit of a poser, so he also ............

14 minutes ago, onetrack said:

which as we all know, is pretty famous for being called the "Old Bus", as a reference to KS's time on the trucks and buses, which he fondly remembered as the best time.......

........... not to mention the fond fondling memories that Charley had of one of OT's aunties in the back of one of the "old Busses".

This, and OT's own long distance flying (avref) skills (not to mention his factual contributions to the NES [which are prizeworthy in their own right]) caused OT to wonder (could he possibly be?) and he decided to seek out a DNA test for his .............. 

PS - I just received a Grinder (NTTIAWWT) private message from Eeeeaeaeaeaeaen and he is very pleased with the added effort that we are all making to our posts in the NES.

1 hour ago, Captain said:

Even Charley KS's relo's doffed their hats and, in a tribute published in the West Australian, said .........

.......... "Busselton to Fiji non-stop is worth some acknowledgment ....... we guess, but we wouldn't support an AO or knighthood like Charles received."

OT was disappointed at this attitude, but bull, Cappy, Turdboy, the CT and Salty were already inflamed and rose as one to propose that ...........

13 hours ago, Captain said:

Leave it with me as I have a Zoom meeting with Eeeeann tonight to discuss some initiatives that I want to take to update the Wreck Flying site, and I'll get it sorted" said the Jedi.

REPORT TO ALL NES'ERS AND OUR INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE - G'day everyone. I had my e-meeting with Eeeeaannn as promised and must regretfully report the following key points from my numerous pages of notes.

1. He hates being referred to as Eeeeeaannn.
    
2. Eeeanananaa despairs at the lack of aviation (avref) references (refref) in the NES.
    
3. He has been considering shutting down the NES for some time as it has strayed into some areas that are a little implausible.
   
   Eeeeaaaanan made the point that the NES was initiated as an important Forum item that was designed to overtake & replace all other forum topics, through sensible and highly considered debate and fact presentation.
    
4. Eeaeaeaeaannn is concerned at the quantity of self promotion in the NES by Turbine Industries and their subsidiaries.
   
   As Eeeeananananan so correctly said "You don't see Gina or Twiggy or Gerry or the bloke that own Meriton post in such a crass commercial way, even though they are forum members and regularly attend WF events and inhabit WF forum rooms.
    
5. Eaaeeen is worried that Salty has been left out lately and assumes that Turbo has said something hurtful to him.

I had to pacify Eeeeaanananaaaan somehow when he became a little agitated, so I said that we would all try to do better in future.

Therefore please all lift you game.

Sincerely from The Skipper

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Not many people know that OT was the first person to fly an Ultralite from Australia to Fiji. He'd set out in a screaming westerly for New Zealand but accidentally punched in the code for Nadi. When the Fijiian natives greeted him with Bula Bula! his thespian side came out and he said "It's not Bull!" and that's when ........

........... the full achievement of his flight was recognized, because he had departed from Busselton.

Even Charley KS's relo's doffed their hats and, in a tribute published in the West Australian, said ..........

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

For a time Turbo, who was Aristotelian thought of wading in and helping his twop thespian friends sort it out, but the thought of more entertaining stories from these two made him .......................

............... aroused.

"Hey Cappy, old friend" said Uniroute "Is it a banning offence to call a fellow forum member a "t-wop", not to mention being arouse while posting?"

"K'n oath it is OT, as he has form & has been done for less than that previously. Leave it with me as I have a Zoom meeting with Eeeeann tonight to discuss some initiatives that I want to take to update the Wreck Flying site, and I'll get it sorted" said the Jedi.

The prospect of another sanction & holiday from WF made ......

5 hours ago, onetrack said:

(Dear NES readers, OT is puzzled by this huge word "peripotetic". Does this mean bull is a potential potentate poking peri-somethings? Or did Cappy fail to consult his spell-check and actually mean peripatetic? There's nothing worse than someone trying to big-note themselves with big words they can't spell.....)

I have checked OT and please accept my assurance that it is definitely spelt "peripotetic", but in your defence, that spelling is shown in the 1997 edition of the Webster's dictionary, so you in WA will need to wait until 2047 to receive it in WA.

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...............challenge to the mainland by digging a tunnel under Bass Strait.

He was instantly surrounded by all the biggest contractors, being taken to the football, up to the ski fields by helicopter, on CT's Yacht in Port Phillip Bay, invited to endless lunches, and forgot to tell the Premier, who could be a nasty piece of work when crossed, and who had announced to the press that it wasn't going to happen. There was only one thing for ...........

..... bull to do. He declared the project to be part of the Vic-hahn Belt & Underpants Initiative (BAUI) and with that, every previously Skippy construction company who used to have their HQ in St Kilda Rd, declared their Chinese ownership and started tunnelling from Docklands heading direct for Zeehan, where bull had set up his concubines and his ..........

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

But trouble was brewing in ........

...... Tasmania, where the brave & charismatic resistance leader, bull (all of his supporters wear Che Guevara T shirts with "bull" written under the photo), was mounting a .........

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........someone called bull with a lower case B, involved in a scandal where he paid an indian doctor repeatedly to.................

... ............. And that dear reader is as far as that message and the NES went this morning as the power went off in Vicmanistan and the entire region went dark (BLMref).

We, on the freedom side of the border are trying to find out more, as this maybe a clampdown by China, it could be the result of warlord factional fights who live in the caves of Tora Boring in the northern Dandy-Nongs, or it could even be a bomb attack outside either the Moorabbin, DG or Tulla airforce bases where pitiful crowds are gathering before trying to escape. At best it will just be a temporary disruption caused by bunnies gnawing thru the power line from Morwell whe              (NB the power went off again here before the numerous dots could be transmitted. Vicmanistan really is a 3rd world joint & the entire aviation (avref) community is lucky that Eeeeeaann had been spirited out, by The Resistance, to the freedoms of Glenelg to continue his great works for Freedom & The Wreck Flying Way.)

...... one computer screen that is not owned by China in Dan"s home province around Nhill to undertake an interweb search about this issue.

"We had better ring the great bull because he used to live up that way before he became peripotetic" they concluded "As there is something on here about Bundaberg Hospital and ........

1 hour ago, Captain said:

DG FOOTBALLERS PAY A HIGH PRICE FOR EACH LOSS.

SIDE OBSERVATION (so no multiple dots are needed) - But on the other hand those departed footballers leave a lot of unaccompanied wives and girlfriends, of which CT takes full advantage (what a dead set CT he is). Just say'n.

20 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........Hindu classes by teaching returned "Australians" flown in by SCOMO Airlines how to fill out Visa forms and the fourteen stages (all costing a modest amount of money) of becoming a Hindu and night manager of a Service Station before being ...............

........... accepted as a Doctor in a country hospital, where you can get away with .......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

..........and the noise started to bother the residents of DG who were mostly retired Qantas Captains and..........

................................................ silvertails who longed for the blessed serenity of the holy 5 rivers, but who also have their own strip and feel like there is nothing more serene than an FI Turbo Rotax at full stick (apologies to "The Castle").

And now with gigantic bunnies, coal trains, derailments, a bunny abattoir, a bunny antler aphrodisiac grinding and manufacturing factory, a cross-strip and a parallel runway (including 15 more taxiways), DG is looking more like Calcutta on a bad day, particularly with the funeral pyres beside the river at DG Heights, where the CT is advancing his .......................  

A PHOTO FROM THE PYRES UP AT THE HEIGHTS LAST SUNDAY

AFTER THE FOOTY WHEN THE DG REDBACKS LOST TO THE

ROMSEY RODENTS BY 73 POINTS. DG FOOTBALLERS PAY A HIGH

PRICE FOR EACH LOSS. 

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The only tiny mistake they made was at the end where it came to the surface at Darraweit Guim, and ...............(see C, multiple dots)

............ (more multiple dots so the Skipper has learnt fast) ..................................... as the Giant Bunnies had been bred up by the Greens (one certainly looked a lot like Adam Bandt and the other a bit like Lidia), & they were trained with a specific purpose of furthering the Greens' gay rights agenda and of disrupting the coal trains at DG, because ...........