Captain

..... that meant that .....

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Soon the Clubs could afford new aircraft, and .......

.... offered free fuel with every .....

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....wreck flying which relied on Bernouli's theorem vs gravity with ...............

..... with that enigmatic and puzzling relationship to Pi (π), which is why so many Wreck Flyers choose to go for a $100 pie on a nice Sunday morning (it used to be known as a $100 hamburger until all AUF members realized that they could buy a pie for $2.70 less than the cost of a basic airport café burger), but that was until Turbine Catering, in cooperation with Bull's Pastry Emporium, changed the .....

44 minutes ago, bull said:

...this time i thought it was......

...... a much bigger issue, that had potential to .....

1 hour ago, bull said:

Wow exclaimed OT from way over in the corner, Is that what it is.....

..... all ......

NOTE FROM ADMIN - The fact that our beloved Skipper, thru his excellent investigative powers, has been able to disclose that the AUF is actually a voodoo cult organization is astounding and to think that it has spread thru the UL aviation community Australia wide, but strongest around Perth, is mind blowing to us at Wreck Flying central office.

However when we discussed it at this morning's management meeting, Eeeeaaann set the scene perfectly by succinctly stating "Well after all, Western Australia is really just like Haiti, but with iron ore." 

16 hours ago, bull said:

And nice ones they are too mister rat,,,,,,,[you are giving very small  signals there ratty? are you coming out of the closet or something ?]

As a response to our beloved bull, who is driving the progress of the NES hard these days, I am pleased to respond with the well known term "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it", and bull has obviously never met Turbo, otherwise bull would appreciate Turdy's magnetic personality and the fact that he is a very attractive man (plus he drives a red sports car).

Now just harking back to bull's dangerous dabbling in the occult, I am advised that when bull came to Tazzy he was drawn in to be a member of the Launceston Amish and this gave him an unhealthy disdain for Samsung and Apple tablets.

As a result, since joining the LA, bull has always carried out his flight planning using a Ouija Board and he also has a smaller version as his kneeboard, but modified to show his checklists plus a crude voodoo insignia meaning "Clear Prop".

16 hours ago, bull said:

while rolling around in..

...... a pagan love ceremony that is unique to the Lonny Amish cult, which is dedicated to .......

BELOW IS ANOTHER REASON WHY BULL

JOINED THE LONNY ARMISH AFTER HE

SAW THE MOVIE "WITNESS" HE HAS

ALWAYS BEEN OBSESSED.

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........hack saw, but Turbo was tough; he used to strain fence wire with his teeth and use two hands to tie figures of eight knots, the hallmark of the very best Australian fencers, and Cappy envied him for .....

...... years until he discovered Tubb's fence straining secrets, which Turdo practiced in the smallest room in the house (even in the smallest of the 6 of them in the Turbine mansion set well back from Toorak Rd), by straining on the .......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

so he was allowed in, and wasted no time ....

.... rubbing Bepanthen cream on the rash and applying some Mercurochrome on the areas that had chafed up badly during the flight, not to mention that part of the tatt had been done using a rusty needle, which needed a ...........  

Turdo went Tiger on his face and inside-out twisted wormhole zebra on his shoulders (see below). He is multi faceted. But at least it partly covered up his stretch marks.

8 minutes ago, bull said:

[turdo,s latest work over] and this was causing major.......

....... issues with his passport photos .........

And bull's above post is, dear Readers, why we need to give Turdy additional moral support at the moment (as he has none [morals that is]) ........... but thank goodness for the lockdowns as you wouldn't want to be seen out in public with him, eh?

PS - I gave him those earrings some years ago.

....... in addition, he still had that rash that keeps coming back, which has been there since his time in Vietnam, not because of his time in the war (yet he still does love the smell of napalm in the morning), but from his brief time as a rugged looking LadyBoy in Saigon in 2015 (his body had lots of lumps, bumps & crevices, but they were all in the wrong places so he looked pretty crook), because .....

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....were from Wagga Wagga South, and we know what that means ..............................

... , which is that .....

As a matter of interest & as a complete coincidence, this morning's edition of VooDoo Community News has predicted that below will be the next phase of the evolution of the Tubbies, with Turbo/TinkyWank plunging to the depths of depravity, as you can see.

What shall we do to save Turbo?

Or who cares?

2 minutes ago, bull said:

become hoodoo,or something. Even OT was.....

.... getting into it, after he realized that the ladies ........

Even the Teletubbies have gone to the dark side, with Turbo,

in his TinkyWink persona, leading them astray.

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........cleanse himself with coastor oil, and forsake all other gods and evil practices, and build a ..........................

.....n ark, as 40 days and 40 nights is nothing compared to the length of Dan's lockdown, which is causing Voodoo to be .......

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...the old guy who lives down at Jehova's place, who confirmed that Turbo was with him that evening telling stories about the Bible and how it showed the pathway to win friends amd influence people, and ...............

........ also touched again (refer about 200 pages ago) on the advantages of the Corvette rear suspension transverse leaf spring.

But enough of that as Turbo's assistant (see photo below) burst thru the coven door and demanded that bull .....

1 hour ago, bull said:

......a huge backlash ,as the peeonme entertainment company[PEC] started legal action against Cappy

........ for exposing the Voodoo covens that have been operating for some time within Wreck Flying.

Recent court records appear to indicate that while Turbo has been stating that his corporation was "Turbine Industries", we understand that the holding company is Satan Industrial Corporation and bull's Opium Happiness Ltd is just the trading name for Voodoo Animism PLC.

The exposure of these covens has shocked Eeeeeannnn, not to mention the highly religious Cappy and OT (who work closely togather at OT&Cappy Charities and Good Works Pty Ltd, so ........

BULL'S SHOCKING LOGO, WHICH ONLY APPEARS ON THE DARK TASMANIAN WEB

(An alarming hiding place for unacceptable behavior)

TURBO IN FULL REGALEA IN HIS LUCIFER MEETING ROOM HIDDEN WITHIN WF

33 minutes ago, bull said:

he had to contend with, Sir ratty peeing on him ,Oh don,t do ...............

.... that voodoo that you do so wellllllll" said Ahlox doing his best Hedley Lemarr inpersonation, which led to .....

51 minutes ago, bull said:

..........batchelors and spinsters ball at the Blue Oyster Bar after turdo set fire to the ..............                    

....... bottom of Ahlox's grass skirt, which he wore as a daring pant-less number with gay (happynotthatotheroneref) abandon, so the fire quickly reached his .............

Arlox during the interval of his one man tranny show at the BOB.

Imagine lighting that when he is commando therein.

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........Redhead matches, and proceed into ................

...... a hazardous goods scenario, which as an aviation event, particularly when also carrying a 5 litre bottle of mercury, a big packet of cyanide and 15 kgs of old style cheap Chinese lithium batteries (stick that in as one of your new Human Fuctors Course subjects), is often overstated by a rather panicky CASA and a woosy AUF, as equivalent to a ......

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........It seems there was a 2 hour delay based on bulls red and white meat post, probably die to the Guninea-Bisseau internet speed, so Turbo apologises adnd reponds to Cappy's lead with ........Landcruiser Ute with turntable to take a 20 mm cannon and ..................

Cappy accepts Turbo's abject apology and after considerable research, the Skipper has found that his emails were being stopped at the Vicmanistan border (by Turbine State Security & Secret Police) (the TSS&SP) to check that masks are in place and that Cappy's messages aren't part of the next round of  Lockdown Protests.

Cappy now responds to Turbo's lead by adding ............. a packet of ....... 

3 hours ago, Captain said:

..... became an issue when he pretended to be an ISIS terrorist (WA Division - led by Abu Hamtrack) and hijack a ........

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....the white meat was in fact a Tasmanian.................

WTF (wtfref) - Cappy (niceblokeref) recognizes the brilliance of the Turbo grey matter (and hair) and he is of course struggling to keep up with the Turdboy's advanced thinking, so can any of our savant-like NES readers please help Cappy to appreciate how these 2 posts possibly connect together ......... or has Tubby perhaps got the Rona?

14 minutes ago, bull said:

Onetrack was still wearing his prison overalls,,,,,,now this............

..... became an issue when he pretended to be an ISIS terrorist (WA Division - led by Abu Hamtrack) and hijack a ........

14 minutes ago, bull said:

Onetrack then sat down to dinner with a wide selections of curries with prime red and white cow meat, and all was well ,until.......

..... it was pointed out that ......