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(NTTIAWWT)
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Cappy was Struck with the similarity of Ashley Webb's candidature for the Maine Senate Seat and Turbo's recent run for the Mayoralty of Moorabbin. I must clarify that Ashley and Turbs could he twin sisters ............ and Ashley looks HOT.
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Which was named after one of Turbo's most painful periods (which should have no longer been an issue as Turbo had relinquished his Trans beliefs). So, after the likes of Operation Desert Storm, or Operation Epic Freedom, the use of the term Operation Appendicitis just didn't cut the mustard (or the puss).
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.....thright debate about the merits of the Japanese Imperial System. That was a subject about which ......
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..... unescaped prisoners could give it a .....
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That's not our Een. It must be an imposter, as ours is Eean.
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.... had lain with Mabel on numerous occasions, and found her adequate, but then who wouldn't, when the alternative was to ..... Crappy is exhausted after that big read of Tubb's last post
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..... lice out of their hair. "Why you got lice in your hair, as you should have put that with your Gung Pow chicken" commented Nobu, who was still entertaining the Ambassador and a heap of Cowla grandmas in Cowla's Ambassador Motel, which is soon to be converted into the Japanese Embassy. "Not lice" mate explained Cappy "He means lice ... little insects that look like Turbo as a kid." "I'm confused" leplied Nobu "But to get it sorted, me and the Ambassador and our PM with the melons will have a few capps of chino with Mable from the 8-mile farm (she hid Japanese prisoners of war, so is the Cowla equivalent of Ann Frank and that other chick from the French resistance, combined) and see if she will .....
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... a chook shed find, which are much harder to deal with than barn finds, because ....
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.... feeling entitled by bearing the Turbine monica. Cappy on the other hand is proud of his Cook heritage, yet still humble, and has recently been in Tahiti to single handedly rebuild the fort where Jimmy undertook his transit of Venus observations. Following that, Cappy is retracing the Endeavour's tracks from Tonga to Tahiti using the data from James' prototype data logger (made from timber, hence the use of the new term at that time of "logger") and his related automatic sextant machine (which was a ASM and is like a GPS, but a bit harder to use, particularly at night). So presently Crappy is 614.9 NM from Tahiti and 726.2 NM from a landing in Tonga. Will all NESers please pray that the spears will be kept in locked & approved storage after the last spear amnesty, and that ......
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..... greedy little XXXX, due to his ....
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.... Mel went one better than Freedom flying, when he found religion and made a killing with religious moves out of Hollywood. Turbo was part of this inspiration too as he had spent several years in Moore Theological College after he made a mistake in his application, as in typical Turbo fashion he actually wanted "A-Lot-More College" because, as a youngster he was a .....
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..... nobody could understand him, and it wasn't even Mel Gibson, it was the little bloke from REM (but that didn't stop the press gallery from getting it wrong again), who ..... Mel Gibbo giving a passionate speech to BR on the steps of Parliament House. He loves her red scots ranga hair.
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..... started to wear Abe Lincoln top hats with a Samuri or Kamakazi band around it, in order to show that they supported .....
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..... not many people know that .....
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... TurboInk had taken over Vittoria, Lavazza, Starbucks, Moonbucks and Nestle, so that he could ....
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.....ing Plant where the Cat Bile is turned into edible .....
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..... she was also into Vice, tho the thaid ".....
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.... where she was humiliated in the worst possible way, by ......
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.... were experts on the interweb, so were able to hack into this Hitler person's profile and they found that this was really a Miss Oginist named Rachel, and she was merely jealous of BR's successes. Rachel also had the hots for Tommy Robinson, so was envious of BR's time spent with him in the UK interviews, and fantasized about what might have happened off camera. That meant (as all of us studs know) that a jealous Rachel is way more dangerous than Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini combined. Given this danger, BR called out the ADF for personal protection, and was allocated 6 raw recruits, that as an ADF in-joke were also all rangas, as they were apparently the only ones with working weapons that were not involved in giving evidence to the Brereton Inquiry or had been subpoenaed to attend the BRS court case. Once Rachel saw BR and the ranga recruits all dressed in burqas, & looking like a line of bollards, she didn't .....
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.... wore a white lab coat and Blunstones, and he, (or she ...ifn it was a Hitlerette), stood on .....
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.... certified by Dominion Shanghai PLC, and had been ......
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...tacked as they all piled onto that portly bloke in the wheelchair with the double-barreled name ..... and the Teals, who had been invited to the barby based on their shared policies, also gave him a good kicking, and Zalli used him as a mogul while riding her skateboard. Pauline got a giggle out of this blue, as none of these dingbats were now MPs, because all of their seats had been won by One Nation due to the punters just crossing out the names on the ballot and writing things like Pauline for PM, Pauline for Pope, Pauline for Queen (NTTIAWWT), and Pauline for ...... And while talking double barreled names, it is little known that Turbo's last name is actually Turbo-Planner as his Grandpa Turbine had hooked up with a member of the Planner family in a torrid affair that had rocked the Monarchy.
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..... punted the Prez's prezzy off to some parliamentary aid so that it could be added to the National Estate and taken to one of the 27 museums in Canberra, but after a few months the museum realised that the Prez's prezzy was half a pig wrapped in palm fronds, so they ......
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However, VSI doesn't have the dedication of two long term best mates (and tome writers) who have helped each other thru all of life's pitfalls and spent so much time in combat (combatting the mozzies up the Khyber [Blood sucking mozzies, not blood curdling Mussies, although there were a few of them too]).
