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..... the Turbenberg, sometimes referred to as the Hindenbine, which had been filled with Tubb's personal methane that he had saved up since he was his most flatulent as a teenager (so he could never let rip with his teenaged mates, but boy does he make up for it now), but this was a mere .....

.... then the lock saw a ball and kicked it, and that front rower has never been the same since. "How can anyone grab them and then keep holding them for so long" asked Sam the Shepherd the Second Rower as he .....

... this is when the term "Riding on the sheep's back" became legend ...... as there were hundreds of single pommy soldiers and convicts in OZ, there was a shortage of female humans and there were no goats, so the sheep copped it. However, Australia, then and now is too strong & resilient to allow the adverse effects of a little bit lot of sheep based s........

All NESers please stay calm, as I have just received a letter-of-demand from Working Dog Productions which states "Some dickhead has used our signature line from The Castle, eh, and we demand restitution." I have replied admitting to the "dickhead" accusation but putting on my Barista's hat I can advise all NESers (and Eeeean) that it is Turdy that will be under the pump on this, so there is no need for the rest of us to worry or care a jot, as he'll just have Turbine Media buy them to make the problem go away ..... like usual.

Not to mention that they also invented the rifle that Aussie warriors used in Vietnam.

..... as Wasonly-One-Cat (WOC), as the moggy is known in 1st Nations creational dreamtime narrative, always gets snarly when shot there or anywhere else on her body. WOC is depicted in the narrative dreamtime stories as the natural enemy of the Rainbow Serpent (RS), and the problem had been getting worse since 1770 as 1st Nations Peoples became more affluent, bought their nippers a kitten for Christmas from Turbine Cats R US, then released them into the wild instead of eating them when the WOC became too big and a disciplinary nightmare ........ as they all established the rule, country wide, that once you give an animal a name you cannot eat it, ....... hence why sheep and cattle all agreed to give each other names as a means of remaining vegan. So, OT's video of that WOC was just one of many, Rainbow Serpents and cute little finches were being killed with gay abandon so that the FNSPCA issued a kill order + a free Mackas branded plastic boomerang (not many people know the true story that Uncle Turbo often relates at Welcome-To-Cuntry ceremonies, that as well as inventing AFL footy and those flags that the goal umpires use, FN peoples also invented the 1st Mackas about 20,000 years ago). Soon little warriors and Mackas plastic boomerangs were out hunting WOCs like crazy and in big numbers, such that the Save-the-Gay & Trans WOC Palestinian Activist Group, with Greta Numbnuts, were calling for ......

..... "Coordinated Flying Paint", which did nothing for his crappy flying and the ball still dangled off to the side where it was accustomed to be, but he "felt" that it was better because that OCPC contained nothing other than some of the "Truckie Upper" white powder that Turbo used to supply to the industry Aussie wide, when he controlled the Trucking Industry. Cappy put on his blue singlet, Stubbys & sockless Blundstone or Redback pull-ons, pushed the 230's throttle to the firewall, and he zoomed up the ......

..... Cappy offered Tubb a Welcome to Partial Facial Regrowth Ceremony, gave him a slab of VB, and a large gold framed mirror which was actually a lifelike photo of Turbo, pre paint stripper, and as a result Turbs was unusually quiet and content .... probably because ......

..... makes his life as the Pacific Region Station Chief, more difficult than it should be, as while he enjoyed it that Turbo was going through another "agreeable" phase, given their time up the Khyber and during other operations that must remain secret, to have a best mate & colleague with a candy apple yellow tattooed nose does seem to stand out, and Cappy still relied on Tubb for his incognito undercover work + to give him his best reading of each ......

Worry not Tubb, as Crappy has just now had a quick word with John Ratcliffe, ahead of my secure discussion with him to work out who will be next for the high-jump in Iran, and I pointed out that your activities on behalf of the CIA were just going to mainly be in Australia, so who cares, and it doesn't matter that much, therefore your Gun Test Score was still good enough to hit the important bits on and around an explosive vest. You are therefore approved to concealed carry again, and I will email you the approval paperwork as soon as I complete this. (Is your emails address still [email protected]?).

..... numerous other baubles, but after spending a fortune on FADs (although some did work [U know what that means] and when that happens he always cuts a notch + the female's name {when he took notice or could recall it} into each that have worked), he realized that a sparkling personality would help a lot, or even any personality at all. Turbo fitted in so well with the Gurrugurrang, that he had his nose .....

..... be sold more by Turbine Frilly Panties Inc (Sydney Stock Exchange ticker TFPI), including their subsidiary Turbine Cotton Gussets and Liners P/L. As a double earner, a typical tactic of Turbine Corporation, the stolen nickers were then sold through Turbine Vinnies PLC, but the economics of this only worked if they remained unwashed, as economic modelling showed that laundry costs would kill this little earner. Turbo is also worried that his theft of the Vinnies name will see him excommunicated if he ever goes to Mass, but then you need to be dedicated if you want to compete with Elon as to total wealth and the numbers of kiddies, so Turbo decided to see a chiropractor to have his back put back in, and then concentrate on the latter, before he ......

.... by far prefer that to Pepsi and just happen to also steal undies so that they can .....

.... that she had washed her undies in about $1 million of Rinso "artisanal junk" (Mabel knows all of the street slang), and apart from 2 Cartel accountants committing suicide when they learnt of this, her undies were still .......

..... they might use $500,000 of high grade China White to wash a load of clothes, which .......

.... even the sub-microscopic numbers on the bottom of each cartridge case, because this is where Special Agent Turdbro's celebrated photographic and phototelepathic memory rose to the fore, when he ......

Crappy now holds the NES record, with 5 consecutive posts. What a sad old dero he is, having apparently driven all other contributors away, many of whom just yawn, roll their eyes, and claim to be too sick to type ..... using standard excuse #1 being "I think that I may have covid".

This effort represents one of Turbo's rare money-making failures, (well perhaps failure is too harsh a description), but in a leaked memo Turbine Metallurgical Consultants Pty Ltd have advised Tubb that his clippings are not silver but are cupro‑nickel alloy of 75% copper and 25% nickel, so are collector value only and the effort to clip them to the precise dodecagonal shape that he did, cost 24.743789521 times the worth of the metal. Will all NESers please keep this strictly confidential so that the reputation of the Turbine Conglomerate is preserved. During his presentation on one of the "Ted's Talks" Turbo quoted Elon Musk after one of his Starship rockets blew up on landing, when he said "Well, you win some and you lose some, but at least we are in the game."

Cappy has just realised that he needs to apologise to Turbo for the above post, as he has just been informed that Turdy has been clipping coins for decades. Not many people know that all 50 cent coins are originally round and all that are no longer perfectly round have been clipped by Turbine Coin Rip-offs.com.

The Cook Family are concerned that the lack of response to the post which included Mel could reflect the deep-rooted undercurrent of anti semitism that underlies the Australian Aviation Community. Or are all NESers just sensitive about being exposed as Fegelhers? To test this sad assumption the Cooks intend to post an alternate humorous video in arabic by Ali bin Mustaf bin Moksy bed Linnen, or any other gay/merry Arabic comedian, as soon as they can find one.

..... involved Turbo, then buying a lifetime pass to the Opera, to support the West Coast Eagles (or Freo in that yummy purple) and to become a brand ambassador for Victoria's Secret. The 'Vette was parked permanently in the sun so that it would fade to that tolerant gay pinkish hue (but that will take a while in Melburnistan), and he joined the outdoor performances of Robin Hood as shown below (that is Turdy standing on the rock), where he ...... As all cats only have one eye when walking away from you, the gender-selector was based on a single swift probing device aimed about 30 mm below that one eye. If the cat was female she liked it and could easily be coaxed into the CatOLactor, and if it was a male, the probe in the pills made him folded up on the floor, and manageable for about 15 minutes.

Mind you, the kittens are having a hard time of it as they are being fed on cheap Chinese/Russian skimmed milk, which TCF are skimming the top off, and the cute little kittens are skin and bone. If Turbo didn't already control the majority of the shares in Turbine-RSPCA, he'd be in strife.

This photo shows the fantastic engineering of Turbine Cat Farms, as those cats are all plumbed in & restrained.

.... Cat Farm, where Turbine Technologies had developed a RotoLactor machine to receive and hold the moggies in place (a major breakthrough) and tiny little suckers that attach to the female cat's teets. That has all been working well, and one of the only issues remaining are around the male cats, or the trans cats, that get punted into the Catolactor and what happens, based on their poor attitude, and the products that are extracted. Turbo, the Great Man himself, had designed and tested a human-sized version of the Catolactor machine and he had a solution to the issue which ..... Here is the full-sized machine that Turbs used to design and miniaturize before testing on himself, using a suitably sterilized and sized (enlarged) one of those blue things. Below is a photo taken last week at Turbine Cat-Farms by Turbine Illicit & Paparazzi Photos.com showing the 7 ft diameter Cat-O-Lactor.

.... one of the ladies at the party in Peppermint Grove said over the PA system (which could be heard almost out at Rotty) that the odour was definitely similar to mi.....