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.... he needed to refer the issues to Baz, who Builds things like this, and while he does not have too much in his Moneybox, he knows someone who specializes in Aircraft Fiberglass, so repairs were possible, and he would soon be a Flyboy again. Yet after all that good news and name dropping, he was still concerned (NESandWreckFlyingpreservationref) about some unhinged clown .....
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..... as the design had earnt it's dedicated followers back BC, and here we are in the modern world using wings that can be Bent, and many owners are Christening some of their new aircraft's 30 ft wingspan by installing heavier RF guydance equipment instead of water balast, so as to .....
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.... not many people know that US nuclear subs are captained on a hereditary basis, so the oldest son of the oldest son of the original skipper was the one now in charge. So dear readers, we had the 2 times nippers of the rag and tubers still snakey about the actions of a long dead Submarine Captain, when one of the Rag & Tubers (who had glided in from Anchorage [as the wing profile had been further improved over the years and was now better that of an Eta with a 75:1 glide ratio]) said enough is enough. As a result, a Drifter won the World Gliding Competition and the dispute with the Sub Captain was defused via a couple of cases of Jack Daniels. This all meant, and not many NESers are aware of this fact, that the one .....
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.... who formed a Lobby Group, that elected an Administary Committee, which flew in their own aircraft to the US via Japan, Russia, Alaska and Canada. That took the Rag & Tube members 60 years, so those that actually made it were the 3rd generation of those that originally departed OZ, so when they eventually arrived and lobbied to have the Submarine Captain sacked, he had been in a box for ......
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..... and the aircraft (avref) started to try to hover (avref). The new Mk 12 wing has been a breakthru and has a 40:1 glide ratio, so it stretched the tiedowns and was spotted by a US Nuclear Sub, which declared it to be a drone of unknown parentage. The Skipper (cappyref) of the Sub reported that ......
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.... Chuck decided to use his right hand, and low & behold it felt like someone else was doing it, ...... and the stewedants stopped heading for + hitting the trees. Aircraft replacement and insurance costs were reduced to manageable levels, Chuck was flush with cash, his right arm became as muscular as his left, and he signed a ......
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On approach into Chez Cappy at YKKA. Apologies for being heavy footed on the rudder, but I was still getting used to her. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1091692866752847
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..... operate with similar precision, but Chuck's Irish heritage became an issue, as he would say "Well you have done pretty well dis lesson and we will land after I count down "one" when we are downwind (which went well), "two" when on base (a little low and slow but OK), and "tree" ...... so the Stewed-ant straight headed over to the rivergums by the Derwent and the rest is ...... Cappy noticed that Vicmanistan is to have Free Dental Clinics after the next election, and the premier said that the Turbine Corp has been giving him advice on how to import fully qualified dentists from Nigeria and the Congo. This is good news for all NESers who are contemplating meeting Turbo on his stand at the next Avalon Trade & AirShow, as this is an opportunity for Turbs to, finally, have his gnashers fixed and his breath to be freshened up.
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The NES apologizes for Turbo's misspelling of Eeeaan's name. Please do not ban him again.
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.... also keep her acting lessons alive and she wanted to keep seeing Romeo on the side too (and in other positions) so Juliet had 3 projects on the go at the same time (plus she was going thru an experimental relationship period with a nurse from Rome named Aphrodite), so she was often tired yet euphoric, but still keen to learn to fly at the CTAA, and that led to .....
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And speaking of attached props, all stewed-ants please take note.
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.... , so you could be up and flying before the Romeo and Juliet concert was completed, and an engine test (with prop firmly attached) could be used to control the effects of the phlatulence that was reported in Tubb's earlier post. Romeo would thank you too, as it was Juliet that ......
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.... followed through from laughing, or .....
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... And so the CT jumps the que of posts, but that is OK as that is what CT's do when they are from DG. ..... as Traumahawks have decimated the Opossunoquonuskes over the years, to the point where they changed their name to Opossumoquonuskes, and the issues went away ...... until the rougher members of Tazzy society started to hunt them with spotlights (manchasterref) and ......
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... but Cappy decided to settle him down a bit with a joke (that may have been ventilated in the NES previously ... so apologies in advance to our 100's of fans if that be so). "G'day CO" said Cappy "Do you know the definitions of the terms "erotic" and "kinky"?" "No Crappster" he replied. "Well" said Cappy. "If you tickle it with 1 feather that is erotic. ...................... But if you tickle it with the whole chook, that is considered to be kinky." Charles grinned but tried not to show appreciation for the humorous story, however Francine's eyes lit up as she looked alternatively & longingly at Cappy, and then at a prime pullet in the corner of the ......
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.... been a boon (not Daniel) in the highly competitive back-blox of the southern isle, which had been named by Van Deamon (a brother to Van Morrison), as the oil sped the little kiddie through puberty by the time he was 6, and he was .....
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Dear NES Fans, Readers and to our hundreds of contributors. Cappy takes his editorial duties and responsibilities within the NES very (very) seriously and as such he is confused and dismayed by Turbo's use of the term Opossunoquonuskes and the fact that Chuck and his daughters were registered and christened under that name. Cappy's confusion arises because he worked closely with the Powhatan Confederacy while he was a missionary (he specialised in teaching how to use the position most effectively), fur trader and scout. What Cappy knows, 1st hand, is that “Opossunoquonuskes” is not a general word to be chucked around willy nilly in some 2nd rate section of the Humorous area of Wreck Frying, as it is the name of a specific Indigenous woman who was a friend and confident of Cappy's and a high‑ranking leader in the Powhatan Confederacy during the Jamestown era. She ruled as a Weroansqua (female chief/commander) and English colonists called her the “Queen of Appamattuck.” She interacted with Captain John Smith and Christopher Newport in 1607. So how did an offshoot of this magnificent and famous woman end up in the back blocks of Taswegia, or all places?
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Crappy apologizes to the numerous Greek scholars who are part of the NES as he should have spelt "Sirens" as Σειρῆνες (Seirênes). I will try to do better next time. (He also apologizes to the Greek Fruitshop owners and the ex-Melbourne Grik Taxi drivers, for the same thing).
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..... they know, full well, that Opossunoquonuskes are like Greek Sirens, however instead of luring sailors, they cause the blood within a FlyBoy to all rush to his .....
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..... and Turbo fell in lust with her beautiful big round eyes and her bushy .....
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.... live between Golgotha and Gethsemane, just west of Hobart, and are preaching up a storm .....
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.... when you don't know which one to look at. But it's all explainable, as the population on the North Island only usually go down there for a premium Seal Clubbing Experience (SCE) or to ring a mutton bird's neck, which is a sensation that is not to be missed. However the history of the Hobart Bus Line Wars is now a bigger tourist attraction than is Port Arthur, or the Gordon on Franklin (a famous Tazzy gay couple .... NTTIAWWT) Dam, or the .....
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So dear readers, come and sit by the fireside and listen to Uncle Turbo's stories of yore, and you won't have any more trouble with sleepless nights. Based on the NES's post appreciation monitor (PAM), that last post was most appreciated by our host of forum members in North Korea.
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... the stereophonic echo's, where even the goal umpires had 4 flags, and the field umpires had two ....
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.... "Hey/hey what's/what's the/the score/score, go/go the Tazzy/Tazzy, Devils/Devils" in the Van-Dieman manner where head #2 always echos head #1. thats racist said bull who had become a dedicated newTasmanian, but his right clavicale only had a small bump above it, so far, but was ......
