Captain

35 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Overnight all South Australians had turned African American (we can't say bXXXk), and .............

..... cotton had been planted all through the Adelaide Hills, new houses all had 2 story concrete columns out front, Mint Dulips were the drink of the day, Victoria's MS14 gangs were running the Adelaide Festival and the crime rate was .....

THE LATEST SUBDIVISION IN HAHNDORF,

AS DEVELOPED BY TURBINE RESIDENTIAL

BUILDERS INC, INCLUDES 2400 OF THESE.

The above 2 posts by CT and Turbo (who can be a bit of a CT at times too) are a fine example of how AUF flyboys can be true rebels in the finest Aussie tradition. And I agree with them both, that there is no compelling reason (other than literary convention .... which is a bit of a wank anyway) why threads need to be contiguous or consecutive.

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....demonstration against Nuclear War................

....... which commenced with a demo from "Volcanoe's Likes Matter" as a crowd warmup, and then a play involving 200 people gluing themselves to the paspalum in front of a pantomime involving "Adam the Atom", a cute character, accompanied by his bolshy mate "Nev the Neutron", who were  both based on .......

ADAM IS A BEAUT LITTLE BLOKE WITH A HAPPY TURBO-LIKE PERSONALITY

NEV'S A BIT OF A BOLSHY WHINGER

2 hours ago, bull said:

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.....and Bull was forgotten as the tension between the two exploded in a massive display of lust between Doubtfire and Mad max,,,,clothes where thrown in the air and the public scene that unfolded even shocked Bull,[which is never easy to do]and as the spectators watched the naked exercise develop into a full blown .......

..... "Welcome to Country", except in this case the Smoking Ceremony came from smoke that was  .....

THE DON'T MUCK AROUND WITH THE SMOKE GENERATOR FOR THEIR

CEREMONIES DOWN THERE.

..... which can then be used for .....

..... a billykart with ball-bearing wheels, on a .....

18 hours ago, onetrack said:

and which shows that bull has paid someone to.........

..... provide the Julius Marlows .......... and the upright body, as bull is usually bent over like a senior citizen and crippled with arthritis, like a ......

NO, THESE ARE NOT CHOOK'S FEET, THESE ARE bULL'S ARTHRITIC HANDS, CAUSED BY

YEARS OF XXXX ABUSE, SWINGING THE PROP ON THE JACKOFF AND PLAYING GUITAR

IN TOP 40 ROCK BANDS.

5 minutes ago, onetrack said:

"You know us Greeks! A hole is a hole is a hole, and we aren't too fussy about whether it's .......

...... Melbourne, Geelong or Moorabbin, they are all holes." said Tony.

bull adjusted his clothing, moved the padding around to where it was supposed to be and presented his best ..... 

bULL'S DISHEVELED LAWYER X LOOK

1 hour ago, bull said:

Now this angered the police flyboys no end and they decided to...........

....... hand everyone in the crowd a blonde wig & some suitably shaped padding, so that they all looked like Lawyer X. They were therefore all protected species and the VicPol Commissioner hid their identities (apologies to all NESers for the use of the word "tities").

This worked a treat, until Turbo dressed up as Tony MXkbel (in a bad hair hat, see below), shot up Lygon St, then tried to mount the best looking Lawyer X impersonator .......

TURBO AND HIS BAD RUG, WHICH BLEW OFF EVERY TIME THE 'VETTE WENT OVER 60.

TURBS WITH THE BEST LOOKING OF THE PADDED PROTESTERS.

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

......and was nearly hit by the falling vicpol hakalopter that was out of fuel due to the bullet holes in the fuel tanks  (they use big bullets where this thing came from)......

....... however the chopper was saved and all of the VicPol brown shirts therein were hunky dory when Dan, who has been sent to save all Mextorians, walked out onto the steps of Parliament House and did his best JC impersonation to set the Haklyopter down gently on the tram tracks.

"The crowd were incredulous and ..........

DAN DOING HIS BEST POPE IMPERSONATION

LIKE THIS POPE

BUT NOT THIS POPE

..... but under lockdown rules, that SBEF circuit had gained a following more dedicated than is the case for the Reno Air Races (avref).

"It's not as far to go" said one of the fans "And there is nothing so exciting as a Thruster with the bluehead at full throttle, as that is when ........

4 hours ago, bull said:

OOHhhh said Mavis,,, now that your talking about lenghts ,you should see the one on...........

.... bull, as he can't fly anywhere near as low as Turbo does, as when coming down Sy Kilda Rd in a Drifter, bull looks like an F16 with its hook down searching for the cable in a Carrier landing. Having seen that, I can now appreciate why Turbs needs a noisy red sports car to .......

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

......the curfew. The afore mentioned formation flight was carried out at night due to safety concerns. both aircraft were night rated and prepared for the job. The lead aircraft  {Drifter} was fitted with a bicycle torch stolen from the parked bike at the front of the pub taped to the front of the pod, and the tail {Thruster} fitted with a red reflector stolen from a road sign and stuck to the rear of the fuel tank. ..... 

...... and it is noted from this post that the CT has a rather unhealthy knowledge of the form & function of Drifters and Thrusters (avref X 2) and an even greater knowledge of knocking off relatively minor items of private and public property.

AUF members cheered loudly at this, as it shows a healthy disregard for the rules, a desire to continue to see rag&tube aircraft continue flying and .......

17 hours ago, CT9000 said:

.....steer this NES back to aviation again by formation flying Thruster and Drifter up the center of Melbourne at 10 feet under the tram wires........

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......cement his chain of $2 dollar shops called Pudgy Panda after bull before his makeover (Astute NESers will have noticed St Bull weaving a photo of himself (plastered on one of his stores in the last photo.) into the story for advertising purposes, and they needed the publicity with Victorians suggesting they should have been called 50 cent stores because ................

...... and the photos, taken by Turbine's Candid Photo Shops, went around the world in the aviation (avref) press and made the cover of the Crash Comic (avref), as the Thruster (avref) and Drifter (avref) tight (turboref) formation (avref) flew (avref) under the tramwires and were pictured flying (avref) past the Pudgy Panda store in Collins St, where St bull (blessedisheref) was trading in contravention (casaref) of ........

That number of afrefs will surely still not satisfy the CT (what a CT), but it is the best this humble Jedi can do on short notice.

BREAKING NEWS - In great news for the NES newsflow, CT & Turbo recently both arrived at the same time. They are now having a cigarette and working out what happened and what to do next.

1 hour ago, bull said:

and like Joe Biden, any criticism of Bull enterprises and Bull development corporation was met with a deluge of main stream media attacks and the local tv stations ran story after story about Bull and Bull Enterpises . 60 minutes even ran a 4 part mini series on it..  Now this did not deter the by now famous founder of Bull enterpises ,He forcefully promoted freedom and freedom of choice as well as the right to deside what you put in your body.  This gathered such a following of right wing  and ex cfmeu members that the crowds resembled a Trump rally.   This terrified old Chairman Dan of Pricktoria who ....................

.... phoned up the ABC and asked to be allocated 2 of their best feral journalists, to be tasked with doing a job on St bull, the CFMEU, the AMWU and everyone who attended that Rally (Dicktator Dan wants them all charged in the same terms as the January 6th Riot in Washington) plus while these journos are on the job, Dan the Diktatator insisted that they again vilify Geo Pell and Trumpy (who is now modelling his reelection campaign on St bull's success).

But St bull is now untouchable and in Tasmania he is now known as Teflon bull (the actual term used is slippery bull) and he took steps to ........

Even though the NES lacked a response, amongst the real people of AUF faith, the cult of saint bull continued to grow.

And the endorsement money rolled in, to the point that he was Tasmania's main "product".

38 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....    Insinuation that.....

.... saint bull is not a proper ....

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........,for a fee, concoct spells and Point the Bone (not the Bowen bone) at particular CASA devils who may have charged them with aerobatics, FNQ beach beatups (with the added excitement of seeing how high a sleeping croc can jump), failure to carry navigation equipment, not having any fuel, carrying more than one passenger (seven in one case), and failing to attempt to make an aircraft fly [multi-avrefs]. That RA owners, builders, drivers and supplier Bunnings could go this far caused ....................

......... a fair bit of consternation (and a modicum of constipation) because of the .....

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Captain Cook Treasures Inc. (by appointment to the Queen NTTIAWWTBTW) whose invoice stated 12,000 14 carat gold medallions..........

...... but which were actually made from chocolate covered in 2nd hand milk bottle tops.

This cost saving by Turbs made the entire exercise into a farce, which got worse when Turbo, Onesie, bull & CT received registered letters requesting 2 kgs of various bones (arms are preferred) that would be used in icons and mounted in several other pilgrimage sites (one example is the new 2 story shrine at Narromine Airport) where the AUF faithful can ........

The above lack of posts clearly shows the reverent dedication of all other NESers, other that the heathen Jedi, to not post on the Sabbath.

"Blessed art thou all" said Cappy with ultimate respect, who will now petition the church & the AUF to consecrate bull, OT, CT & Turbs as the joint saints for Recreational Aviation.

All AUF members & various religious denominations can therefore expect to be supplied with a small golden plaque, reverently showing them all in the best possible light, to stick on their flightdeck dashboard.

10 hours ago, Captain said:

..... slap their faces & hit them with one of their pointy black hats.

 

He then addressed them with authority & said "Youze old bags might all be part of the Julia Gillard look-alike fan club, but that doesn't .......

...... give you the right to pick on poor Julia.

" I agree" said Turbo "As I think Julia is HOT and I am partway through planning her comeback as PM, after which Jules and I will live happily ever after and I will be the "First Bloke" of the Commonwealth."

With that, Turbo started handing out promotional hats (they were cheap seconds as some clown in China had reft out the "the", but Turbs thought they still got the message across and would snare the sympathy vote for his Jules) and ........

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

....ozone layer, which had previously been protecting him from any approach by the witches. But once his ozone layer had been holed, Ratty's pong origin was completely and unmistakably evident.

The witches approached him as one, with blood-curdling shrieks, and Ratty was forced to.....

..... slap their faces & hit them with one of their pointy black hats.

He then addressed them with authority & said "Youze old bags might all be part of the Julia Gillard look-alike fan club, but that doesn't .......

..... his clothes off and virtually bathed in the stuff, which was all going well until the phenyl touched the hole in his .......

YOU CAN SEE WHY IT HURTS WHEN IT GETS IN THERE.

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

..........the bone foreshore which is slated to be Gold Coast 2 within 30 years by Anastasia Pastrycook, who.....

... has bought a double block between those of Daniel Craig and Dan Andrews.

"Yes folks, it looks like Anastasia is getting ready to be part of a Dan sanga" said .........