Captain

...... Flinders Island and was in its parking spot with engine off 15 seconds later.

"We love messing with ATCs heads like that" said .......

30 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....he’d forgotten which aircraft he flew in and had to....

..... undertake a BFR on all of the types on which he was current.

"Where the stuff can I get an FA18 at this time of the arvo" said the local CFI.

"Don't worry mate", said Rata "It's easy when you have been a Group Captain in 6th Squadron (retired with honours), so they will have one here in 34 minutes (it would have been earlier but they cannot go supersonic over Dan's joint nor over chez Turbo), but once they are out over the water they will give-it-the-berries (avref), probably break the windows simultaneously in the 1Root and bull mansions, then will .......

19 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

El Ratatou, being what he is, missed the lesson about the chivalry, yet power, of El Chaerone and made a mental note to ...........

...... in future try to write sensible notes, because ......

6 minutes ago, bull said:

.designed a new dunnydrain in the shrubbery to drain out the overflow of bs infecting the NES and this was so successful that the rat {elcappo] was soon seen...........

... trying to license it before Tink formed Turbine Dunny Drains PLC, which would be a subsidiary of .....

..... when it comes to shrubbery and dunny drains, bull is in his element, so he .....

PS ..... CAPPY IS CONVINCED THAT THERE IS NOTHING SAD, NOR A LITTLE TRAGIC, ABOUT 2 OLD PHARTS POSTING CONTRIBUTIONS ON THE NES ON CHRISTMAS DAY. BUT AS HEYSOOS SAID, SO LONG AGO, "BLESSED ARE THE POSTERS".

..... and this made El Chappo suspicious.

"Is youze a non-punctuatillian Mehican albino?" he asked bull.

no mate replied bull, whose white (it's actually that Tasmanian never-seen-the-sun blueish white like an LED torch set to "bright") skin glows in the dark (hence why he likes Rangas so much), i am just a ........

..... were pleased to be down (avref) safely but were never worried about the Jabiru, as they knew that this air cooled wonder of Australian design & manufacturing would always get through and the reliability index was way higher than those other yanky pieces of iron.

"Turdboy said in the NES that they are eating bull" said Mavis with a glint in her eye.

"Ah ... those were the days" replied Dorry "As I recall doing the same thing in the bushes at a CWA BBQ in Bone, before he buggered off to Tazzy."

bull blushed when this was mentioned again on this public forum, so he was keen to have the nes head back to mexico where men are men, the llamas are nervous and bull could take on the magnificent name of el torro, soon to travel back home to be the head of the Risdon Cartel, where his business plan was to smuggle people into the freedom & rapidly growing entrepreneurial  busness opportunities of Tasmania, from Mextoria, so he was keen to learn how it was done, plus he also planned to import ICE (Cappy is buggered how this would ever be successful as Tazzy is a freezing cold hole and has enough of its own ice).

tell me said bull to El Chapo(rone) how do you .......

...... "El Presidente" of Turbine Cartels, People Smuggling & Political Control Pty Ltd, but his mates (and the terrified population) call him ......

Merry Christmas to our thousands of NES readers & particularly the 3 main contributors + the 2 other occasional posters.

And for those heathens that didn't go to church at midnight, here it is in Latin .......

Christmas nostris mille NES legentibus & praecipue 3 principales contributores + the 2 alii occasionales posteri

.... Jesus (pronounced Haysoos) from RAM (Recreational Aviation Mexico [avref]) who had a messiah complex (CASAref) and played that out by removing the tramps (RAApilotref) and panhandlers (AUFpilotref) from the Lincoln Memorial, then added "But stick around if you would like a feed of sourdough buns and pillies, eh".

"Eeet eees somewhat seemilarr to booting the peso-lenders out off the Temple" he commented to a biblical scholar (Turbo) who had rushed over (with a pocket full of frankincence) from Moorabblahem in order to record a new "Book of Turbine" which he intended to sell as an Addendum to that well known book, known as The ......

PS Turbine Aromatic Resins has 20,000 acres of Boswellia trees, to Tubb has frankincence coming out of his ......

..... get Therese to do your dirty work, as we all know that she wears the pants and will be the real US Ambasadortrix.

Kevin, who liked to be known as Kevin 24/7 because of his work ethic, was upset at this comment and went to see Therese to have her make the naughty man stop the criticism, but she .......

TURBO ALWAYS ADMIRED THE "KEVIN 24/7" MONICKER AND THOUGHT HE WOULD USE IT AS PART OF THE TURBINE INDUSTRIES PROMOTIONS, HOWEVER BECAUSE THEY NEEDED TO BE TRUTHFUL, TURDY WAS UPSET WHEN HE REALISED THAT HE WAS LABELLED "TURBO 2/1".

31 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

".....will just ignore them."

bull thought Cappy was very brave toughing it out, bu couldn't help himself, and said "But isn't it true that when Captain Cook had sailed from England, Abraham Lincoln who was over there on a State Visit .........................

...... came down to see him off, so Abe & Jimmy tied one on at the local pub, and made a real mess of themselves. 

"I can see great things about your Cook clan, but I think that there is bugger all down in the southern ocean" said Abe.

"You too might do well mate, however it will be a nice little cruise for me and the boys" said Jim "But keep plenty of panadol with you as I sense a headache somewhere in your future, plus you look a bit like Bob Carr which is a bummer as he is a bit of a dill, but .......

23 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........Kidneys. It was sometime later when they all descended on Cappy’s teacher ready to string him up.

Brutus wimped it and blurted out “Cappy’s illegitimate!”  This was the edge try all needed and they listened intently as the teacher got himself off the hook. Next day, just as Cappy..... 

...... said "Don't listen to them bull, my punctuationally challenged friend, as I have been called a bustard by better people than Mr Brutus, so I .......

..... not be correct, would it Tink?

The other issue was with the "chest", because as the tattooist worked on spelling out CONTINENTAL across Tubb's "chest" in 1 inch high letters, he ran out of "chest" after he got to the 2nd N, so finished off with "ENTAL" going down near his .....

..... travel, and their logos are much cooler than Lycoming so I am going to get one as a tat above each nipple.

too late mate said bull as i already have a sleeve (right arm, as that is the one i use most when making love) comprising all of the below continental logos, although the dickhead tattooist down here misspelled contamental in half of them, and no caps as he copied what i wrote, so ........

..... Mr Brutus was asked about .....

...... Mr. Brutus had taught the lad incorrectly.

Because, while Miss Meer had taught him a lot (albeit that he may have been 6 years underage) it later became known that Mr. Brutus held an undisclosed PPL (eventual avref) and was therefore biased (he had a Lycoming logo tattoo as a tramp-stamp), and he was also a member of ........

MR BRUTUS'S TRAMP STAMP (PHOTO UNATTRIBUTED AS NOBODY REALLY WANTED TO OWN UP TO HAVING BEEN THAT CLOSE AROUND THERE ........ BUT I SUSPECT IT MAY HAVE BEEN TURBO DURING HIS EXPERIMENTAL STAGE).

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... MEER ......

Apologies Planey, as by misspelling MERE as I did above, I was not referencing that you might be like a Merekat, nor any other species of African mongoose, ................................. nor that you speak with a Russian accent.

PS ...... IT IS NOW EVIDENT AND PROVEN, FROM THE ABOVE POSTS, THAT THE MEER/FLEETING MENTION ON PLANEY'S NAME HAS BROUGHT THE NES TO SILENCE THROUGH PURE REVERENCE AND RESPECT.

..... Planey became the hero of the AUF, he even received a HotAUF badge, yet despite that Planey remained the same delightful yet humble person that ........

..... oblong, oblique, obvious, obusive plus, as Planey so often does, he ......

..... sharpen some knives and to hone his procedures before he ......

.... a Thai massage that finishes up with a happy ......

..... 3 mosquito coils, plus a large .....

PS ..... run Turgid run ....