Captain

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

This makes his Chinese minders snigger in Mandarin

EDITORIAL - Because Turbo is never wrong and he owns Turbine Translations Inc, who undertake the translation contract services at the UN, the G20 & at Davos, Cappy was fascinated that Turbo has obviously identified "sniggering" as language dependent.

Ratty is therefore now investigating this further to determine what is the difference in sniggering between the Mandarin, Cantonese, Wu, Hakka, Gan, Hokkien, Xiang and Takeaway Chinese dialects. 

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

soft cushion behind him.

This makes his Chinese minders snigger in Mandarin, and they've started to play practical jokes on him, leading to the famous ................

..... "Cappy is Crappy" joke that went the rounds of TicTok and received 2 Likes and 246,000 Agrees.

But this is where the just 1Root and bull stepped in due to their inaliable loyalty and close friendship with The Rat (Planey also stepped up to the plate, even if it was a detonation plate).

bull was the 1st to take on the Chinese, as bulls punctuation is identical to that used in mandarin, and since his operation bull sounds a bit like a cross between Chairman Mao, Ho Chi Kim and Madam Wang at his local chinese knock-shop, so he .....

51 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy felt ......

..... a definite affinity with Xi, as Cappy often does similar Military inspections in a big black limo with 5 microphones in front of him, and a ......

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy does when he's .....

..... travelling around the country giving his lectures on aviation best practice and to encourage those lesser states to contribute more meaningfully to the Commonwealth. 

So far Tasmania & South Australia have signed the Agreement, as authored by your Skipper, to be less mendicant. 

Cooky will next be using Turbo's excellent access to meet with Dan in early March when Dan gets back from his Xmas break & when Vicmanistan reopens, and for this Turbo is ..... 

..... saying something, but not really that far on a cold and foggy WW night.

Plus the kiddies whinged, whined and were always calling out in a pathetic weak voice "Are we there yet?", just like ......

..... who was the family clown, but was actually commercially very astute in the natural Cook family manner times about 6 (he owned a Carbon Cub & a Pilatus P6 via a Cayman corporation & flew then both on an AUF licence,  so he was no dill), realised that he could .....

.... rectitude.

"I'll second that" said Turbo (me too said bull) "As I have known what's-his-name as a best mate for many decades and I can attest that he is, indeed, rectitudinous, and I can also say with confidence that Cappy is .....

8 hours ago, Captain said:

Now if only I could get those older members of the AUF community to slip in an FCC before they fly (avref)

NOTE OF CLARIFICATION - CASA have been doing that type of insertion to AUF members for years.

..... all go back to just enjoying ourselves like good little flyboys and flygirls, wishing each other Merry Christmas without feeling like a pariah, and to stop frightening little kids out of their wits.

we could also stop injecting politics into the nes said bull

"Quite right too" replied Cappy and then he .....

..... after a Govt campaign and strong social media pressure, the general populace started to enjoy, nay crave, the feeling of fitting the FCCs that were installed in each vehicle ..... and some didn't even wash it.

"This is the social acceptance of the new energy regimes that I have been looking for" said Chris B, as he winced and inserted an FCC in a show of public support "Now if only I could get those older members of the AUF community to slip in an FCC before they fly (avref), we would have a perfect ......

.... h Turbs had worked on as a design during his middle age & before turning to trucks, where he gave his name to the pressurised induction system known as the .....

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Rally Drivers saw the benefit of not needing full tanks of liquid fuel but the navigator had to crack a joke if there was a blind corner followed by a hill, or .......

..... even worse, where there is a loooonnnnngggg downhill off throttle section where the gas pressure would build up and the over pressure pop-off valve would .....

.... build up of dangerous ....

..... this demanded a full re evaluation of safety protocols and Chris Bowen stepped in even, even though he was a holidays in the Caribean, flown there by private jet.

"Imagine if we could just harness the power contained in that whistler" said Chris and declared Turbo a National Treasure. "This is the new technology that I have been looking for and for which we can retrain all of the coal miners before shutting a heap of coal fired power stations earlier than planned  & I'll pocket the Nobel Science Prize......., so all I now have to do is get Whistler-boy to write down what he was eating in the 48 hours before, then feed that to thousands of coal miners, and we will be ......

CAPPY IS ADVISED BY A MATE THAT RUNS NASA, THAT THEY HAVE SATELLITE FOOTAGE WHICH SHOWS THAT TURBO'S WHISTLER HAD A LARGER NOISE & TOXICITY SIGNATURE THAN THE HUNGA TUNGA WUNDA PLUNDA HAAPI CLAPPI RECENT ERUPTION

..... even made it all the way across Bass Strait, where it killed several people and adversely affected bull's search for an lbtqrz gay male midwife, who could .....

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....bio "The Odder Couple", which includes the amazing scene from .........................

.... Blazing Saddles, where Tom rolled onto one cheek and Turbo followed through when he .....

..... bull being selected, due to his status in the lmbtq community, to be the central player for the 1st male virgin birth. 

will it hurt asked bull.

Tom & Turbo, who were still as thick as thieves, decided to film it to include it in their upcoming ....

..... Tom also wants Turbo to take up the position of Chief Poobah Scientologist for the Sth Pacific and Indian Oceans, a role that Tubb has been using the NES to .....

..... did not appreciate that it was Turdboy who did all of the flying (avref) and aerial (avref) choreography in the latest Top Gun movie ........ and has now been retained for those functions in the next 3 sequels plus will pocket 10% of the gross.

Turbo and Tom have been mates ever since "Turbo is my buddy" said Tom in a rich american accent, and they are like .......

Postscript- Turbo was presented with the F14 that was used in the 2 man escape sequence as Turbs was the only one with the skills to pull that off.  That aircraft is now in his pool room. 

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....ssymetric track under the grass.

No matter what challenges they threw at bull, he cut through the pain and delivered until one day, OneTrack, used to all the shifty tricks in the WA mining industry threw a curve. It was ...........

.... a bold and particularly WA-ish suggestion that Onesie had taken directly from The Twigster, but the way 1Root constructed, manipulted and then stated it had even more meaning and curvishness, and that was that bull should also stick his .....

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......get pricked or even finish up in the chick pea screens and they, dear NES readers, are set lower than a ......

 

...... snake's a........

......... under the combs of a New Holland header.

Bull, ever the showman, had marketed that stunt as ...... cum see bull and his head (er) job ...... but without the brackets of course.

The crowd was huge and to make it more thrilling for the masses, bull asked for the comb to be lowered to a point where the crowd were sure that he would ......

15 hours ago, bull said:

..............

.that was when the legend was born! The stories of the unpunctuated flights he did in his trusty gemini are legendary,one of the most told was when he...............

..... bravely flew (avref) without parentheses yet still (avref) was able to .....

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......leave them to drip overnight, and.............................

.... that is just like we do in Tazzy said bull when we sneak into the rubber plantations and the poppy farms and harvest our own .....

PS - NESers should add their own punctuation into bull's quote.

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

....self love, which Cappy was well known for indulging in. However, when the people lining up for the lanolin deal, found out the lanolins origins were........

..... from Vicmanistan and the sheep were those that believed what Dan had said and then joined the Stand-with-Dan cult.

"How did they get "lanolin" out of that mob (sheepref)?" asked bull. [the actual quote from bull was ... how did they get lanolin out of that mob ... and Cappy took the liberty of adding the punctutilliation.

"Well" replied Turbo who is well versed in such "lanolin" extraction matters "First you have to take them out to dinner, go see an R rated movie and then you can .....