Captain

.... produced his counterfeit AMA card, because as a fake Doctor he had authority to rub whatever he liked wherever he wanted, which had Grabby, Mavis, Dorry (& Ahlox) lining up to receive his special lanolin tantric .....

.... because the BOB had become known as a Grab-A-Granny joint and the lanolin made it easier for the .....

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......staff.........

.... who .....

57 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...put the mix into their Cessna 206 which they used to .................

...... smuggle even more lanolin into Wagga International and then on to the Blue Oyster, which AhLox used to give the ......

..... lanolin (Turbo's usual aftershave) and a ....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

..........but he carried it stoically because its post-modernism significance meant that ...............

 

 

 

..... Turbo was always getting into fights, as every 2nd guy in NZ, and also in Tazzy, thought that he had a tattoo of their girlfriend, so .....

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....it was a secret Code among airmen. We can't say what it means because it's secret, and a code, but ............ 

..... Turbo was accustomed to it, as for most of his life, every time that he whipped "it" out,  the ladies would say "Eww" and run .....

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

He ignored the stabbing pain from the near red hot exhausts, but they left a U shape scar under his right arm and ......

..... to hide that U shaped scar, Turbo had a tattoo added over it, the result of which is shown below.

This caused some problems each time Tubb travelled to NZ, where .......

.... and decided to defer to Turbo, who, while never having won the VC, had twice had the VD (known amongst the veterans as the VD & Scar).

Turdy rose to his feet when somebody in the front row asked to see his scar, and he ......

... we have a proposal before the Vicmanistan government to bring back tribal law, spearings and sharia, so you fellas will be .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

CT found the original Darraweit Guim on the front of the old post office and they quickly pegged a claim and Put up a notice preventing anyone, especially free campers renaming it again. and welcoming aviators and motor sport derivitives who .......

....... don't have too many placed to go these days.

But then CT received a registered letter which again outlined the precious historic significance of the area to the Yelpa Yelpa (respects etc) and the fact that the religious connotations of the 5 rivers and of the Rainbow Bunny which drank from each stream, meant that the Yelpa elders would do whatever it takes to fight all the way to the Supreme Court and to the House of Lords (even though they are aware that Turbo had been elevated to the HOL in 2010).

Various Aunties and Uncles appeared on the ABC and in the Turnbull Times to make it absolutely clear to the Australian people as to the sacred preciousness of the DG region and also of the sacred burial mounds spread throughout the area.

Basically the entire area is so meaningful to the Yelpa and is akin to how Jerusalem is to the Christians, Jews and Muslims, and as a result the Aussie people spoke in hushed tones about DG.

However the Yelpa then wrote a separate letter to the DG Progress Association to again make the point about the uniqueness and preciousness of the area ........... but if the DGPA and DG International Airport & Container Terminal (the DGI&CT) would pay a reasonable annual license fee to the Yelpa then the entire joint could be bulldozed in whatever way the DGPA felt fit.

This made the Yelpa ............

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Before long..............

..... the Darraweit Guim local garage became the REPCO of the 21st century, supplying engines for Formula One, knocking back a buyout from Red Bull in a JV with Mercedes, and opening stores across OZ, including the takeover of Supercheap and Auto One. They even (wisely) rejected a merger offer from Turbine Motorsport (who controlled Speedway, the World Endurance Championship, Supercars and NASCAR).

Soon Darraweit Guim became a household name (people even named their houses "Darraweit Guim" using those old house name signs with the mirror lettering and olde worlde lettering) and in the world of motorsport, they took over the FIM and the FIA (plus somebody threw AOPA in with one of the deals) but nobody really knew what it was ("Who is "Darrell White" and why is he so grim?" some were heard to ask) nor how to spell it correctly and the name was butchered by accidentally changing it to ..........

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

What CT hadn't counted on though was the Grandad syndrome where 30% couldn't bring themselves to do something different, and the first bent runway had a 100% increase in people at WOT running straight ahead at the curve; they killed 1,000 rabbits at DG in the first month and..........

...... Turbo was employed to teach all AUF members his speedway skills.

For those whipper snippers in the NES audience, Speedway is a last century event that nobody is interested to attend any more, where the audience paid good money to sits drinking sugary liquid or VB and eating some sort of food that has been fried to within an inch of its life, while being pelted with rocks and covered in dust plus sometimes also inundated with soil soaked in old carcinogenic sump oil.

The result is that trike undercarriage AUF aircraft could be slid around the DG runway corner like Al Unser in his Offy, while tail dragger pilots were taught to only ground loop to the left.

"We are also about to introduce 2-way operations for AUF aircraft at DG International, just to add a bit more interest" said CT (what a ct) "And it will have a similar effect to the old figure 8 demolition derbies".

Turbo loved it and quickly cornered (DGInternationalref) the market in ......

13 hours ago, CT9000 said:

..... we could extend the runway turning area a bit? .....

2nd News Flash - CT proposes the world's first bent runway.

When asked he said "I understand that tricycle aircraft have trouble turning corners at speed but that tail dragers often do that naturally. We at DG International pride ourselves on being ahead of the game and now that the 380 has been dumped, we are designing for the next group of long distance tailwheal jumbos"

Chris Bowen hailed CT as the Elon Musk of Strayya and invited him to chair the New Energy Council .

19 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... the production of Turbine Kangaroo Scrotums ...... ...... Turbo hired an Africaaner who'd had a job as a scrotum collector .....

News Flash - bull is wrongfully inspired by Turbo's above post and decides to make a contribution.

NES brought to a halt as bull posts a picture of where he had his removed to send to TKS.

Many members of the bone cwa consider self-harm.

Turbo regrets the damage that his inspirational posts have caused but is leaving his intact.

1 hour ago, bull said:

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....and this got Turbo thinking and he set out for Big River on the Harley hoping to run down a Sambar stag as big as a horse. He......

.... also took a case of 22 crackers and 5 packets of 223s to drop off to CT as a gift from Turbine Ammunition and Assault Weapons PLC ..... and as always, a gift is not a gift from any of the Turbine Corporations, because on the back of the Merry Xmas, Happy New Year & blessed Hanukkah card (containing a picture of Santa on a Cross [Turbo is not really a true believer]) was a note from Turbo (her/she) outlining that in response to the ammo, the CT pledges his 1st borne and all the rabbit pelts (tanned and cleaned noless), and strangely it was already signed and witnessed by Turbo and by the CT (as you can see, Turbo is a dead set thieving CT too).

CT wanted some free legal advice so approached the DG Development Corporation and Progress Association to ask .......

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......OK, just a little disturbed by the dance.

CT ..............

.... is well known around DG for performing a somewhat similar ritual cross dressed as a rabbit, in order to ....

5 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....questioned whether what they were watching was true. It was a divided group that...........

..... that were both AC & DC, with some even 3 Phase and the occasional deviant that was CT from DG, but overall they were ......

..... the crowd was divided. Some were shocked, some were turned on (bull received 3 proposals of marriage),  others were keen to adopt this as a new lifestyle choice, yet others .......

..... kept asking about how the Roos would be able to procreate without the essential dangly bits and bull was able to show them based on his experience in Van Diemens Land, so he stood in front of the crowd of visitors and ......

..... thought about the dangerous side effects caused by millions of eunuch bucks and sexualising frustrated & aggressive does, which made the females as dangerous as tigers and the males as ......

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....he had to learn how to ride a bike and over the years finished up with one leg shorter than the other from kicking a Harley. And he knew every Harley part number because he’d fitted every one at least three times. It was in ......

........ hibiting at first, but then he started to enjoy being turned from a rider into a mechanic, and that put him in good stead for ............

25 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo was taught “Left comes first” It took a while but he never forgot........

....... hence his relationship with Lidia, where Turbo masqueraded as the socialist leader of a motorcycle gang (The Turgid Plonkers), so that he could see whose politics were the most to the left and whether the "Left comes First" saying was true.

As it turned out, Turbo concluded that .......... 

2 hours ago, CT9000 said:

Special post. Captain and Turbs were having too much fun on their own, so I applied a little left rudder (Avref again) .

Which is very apt, CT, as Turbo's politics have always been very left wing, and recently more particularly so since he joined the "Stand With Dan" movement. He even has framed autographs on his mantel from John Setka and Lidia Thorpe. I know this as I have been one of the select few to see the mantel 1st hand in his Trophy Room.

..... debauch, except that there was not a lady person with which to interact (and the mutton birds were certainly in hiding once they realised what was going on), so Cookey & the boys had to settle for m.......