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..... to finally be a public parading of the wild stuff that Mrs. Turbo and the Great Man get up to several times (like lots and lots is what Turbo likes) each week, and the dog collar was merely a pre-cursor to their usual game, where Tubb pees ceremonially on the wheels of the 'Vette, and then they play the game of hide the .....

... insisted that Tubb join him for dinner (as Tubb is a c too) where the walloper also disclosed that he was a Rep for the Vietnam Appreciation Society and when he was undercover on the Cat Scam one of Turbo's fixers got to him and he now wanted to collect. "Your Feexer say that you have a good looking seester and $10 (ten-dollar prease) is the bargaining ......

.... just when he least ....

.... carbuncle which .....

..... , the germ of an idea grew into a ......

As chassises are cracking left right and centre (that means how often, but it also means where the cracks are located) and Turbine Truck Insurance are dodging the claims.

This post also demonstrates Turbo's Archbishop-like (or dare I say Pope-ish) standing within the Christian community, in that he feels that he can summon Jehova at will.

Without wishing to blaspheme (as all NESers know, this is a God-fearing Site and the NES is particularly devout) so I must ask Father Turbo "How would Jesus know, or are you inferring that he has been involved in the TCF's catmeat scam?" From my experience in the Ministry, J is more into frankincense and myrrh, than moggie cutlets.

Hot off the press ....... it looks like TCF have been sprung in Vietnam. More details expected soon. Police Rescue Hundreds of Cats from Being Eaten in Vietnam with Bust of Major Animal Theft Ring

..... lard, which Turbo had often called his best mate when his guts were sore from holding in the methane, until he could get home and plug in to the bayonet fitting on his gas storage facility. But mentane was another thing entirely, and ......

..... the Turbenberg, sometimes referred to as the Hindenbine, which had been filled with Tubb's personal methane that he had saved up since he was his most flatulent as a teenager (so he could never let rip with his teenaged mates, but boy does he make up for it now), but this was a mere .....

.... then the lock saw a ball and kicked it, and that front rower has never been the same since. "How can anyone grab them and then keep holding them for so long" asked Sam the Shepherd the Second Rower as he .....

... this is when the term "Riding on the sheep's back" became legend ...... as there were hundreds of single pommy soldiers and convicts in OZ, there was a shortage of female humans and there were no goats, so the sheep copped it. However, Australia, then and now is too strong & resilient to allow the adverse effects of a little bit lot of sheep based s........

All NESers please stay calm, as I have just received a letter-of-demand from Working Dog Productions which states "Some dickhead has used our signature line from The Castle, eh, and we demand restitution." I have replied admitting to the "dickhead" accusation but putting on my Barista's hat I can advise all NESers (and Eeeean) that it is Turdy that will be under the pump on this, so there is no need for the rest of us to worry or care a jot, as he'll just have Turbine Media buy them to make the problem go away ..... like usual.

Not to mention that they also invented the rifle that Aussie warriors used in Vietnam.

..... as Wasonly-One-Cat (WOC), as the moggy is known in 1st Nations creational dreamtime narrative, always gets snarly when shot there or anywhere else on her body. WOC is depicted in the narrative dreamtime stories as the natural enemy of the Rainbow Serpent (RS), and the problem had been getting worse since 1770 as 1st Nations Peoples became more affluent, bought their nippers a kitten for Christmas from Turbine Cats R US, then released them into the wild instead of eating them when the WOC became too big and a disciplinary nightmare ........ as they all established the rule, country wide, that once you give an animal a name you cannot eat it, ....... hence why sheep and cattle all agreed to give each other names as a means of remaining vegan. So, OT's video of that WOC was just one of many, Rainbow Serpents and cute little finches were being killed with gay abandon so that the FNSPCA issued a kill order + a free Mackas branded plastic boomerang (not many people know the true story that Uncle Turbo often relates at Welcome-To-Cuntry ceremonies, that as well as inventing AFL footy and those flags that the goal umpires use, FN peoples also invented the 1st Mackas about 20,000 years ago). Soon little warriors and Mackas plastic boomerangs were out hunting WOCs like crazy and in big numbers, such that the Save-the-Gay & Trans WOC Palestinian Activist Group, with Greta Numbnuts, were calling for ......

..... "Coordinated Flying Paint", which did nothing for his crappy flying and the ball still dangled off to the side where it was accustomed to be, but he "felt" that it was better because that OCPC contained nothing other than some of the "Truckie Upper" white powder that Turbo used to supply to the industry Aussie wide, when he controlled the Trucking Industry. Cappy put on his blue singlet, Stubbys & sockless Blundstone or Redback pull-ons, pushed the 230's throttle to the firewall, and he zoomed up the ......

..... Cappy offered Tubb a Welcome to Partial Facial Regrowth Ceremony, gave him a slab of VB, and a large gold framed mirror which was actually a lifelike photo of Turbo, pre paint stripper, and as a result Turbs was unusually quiet and content .... probably because ......

..... makes his life as the Pacific Region Station Chief, more difficult than it should be, as while he enjoyed it that Turbo was going through another "agreeable" phase, given their time up the Khyber and during other operations that must remain secret, to have a best mate & colleague with a candy apple yellow tattooed nose does seem to stand out, and Cappy still relied on Tubb for his incognito undercover work + to give him his best reading of each ......

Worry not Tubb, as Crappy has just now had a quick word with John Ratcliffe, ahead of my secure discussion with him to work out who will be next for the high-jump in Iran, and I pointed out that your activities on behalf of the CIA were just going to mainly be in Australia, so who cares, and it doesn't matter that much, therefore your Gun Test Score was still good enough to hit the important bits on and around an explosive vest. You are therefore approved to concealed carry again, and I will email you the approval paperwork as soon as I complete this. (Is your emails address still [email protected]?).

..... numerous other baubles, but after spending a fortune on FADs (although some did work [U know what that means] and when that happens he always cuts a notch + the female's name {when he took notice or could recall it} into each that have worked), he realized that a sparkling personality would help a lot, or even any personality at all. Turbo fitted in so well with the Gurrugurrang, that he had his nose .....

..... be sold more by Turbine Frilly Panties Inc (Sydney Stock Exchange ticker TFPI), including their subsidiary Turbine Cotton Gussets and Liners P/L. As a double earner, a typical tactic of Turbine Corporation, the stolen nickers were then sold through Turbine Vinnies PLC, but the economics of this only worked if they remained unwashed, as economic modelling showed that laundry costs would kill this little earner. Turbo is also worried that his theft of the Vinnies name will see him excommunicated if he ever goes to Mass, but then you need to be dedicated if you want to compete with Elon as to total wealth and the numbers of kiddies, so Turbo decided to see a chiropractor to have his back put back in, and then concentrate on the latter, before he ......

.... by far prefer that to Pepsi and just happen to also steal undies so that they can .....

.... that she had washed her undies in about $1 million of Rinso "artisanal junk" (Mabel knows all of the street slang), and apart from 2 Cartel accountants committing suicide when they learnt of this, her undies were still .......

..... they might use $500,000 of high grade China White to wash a load of clothes, which .......