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Crappy thanks Onesie for his help and looks forward to being normal again. But surely his post should have followed the well-established NES protocols and should have been in italics, which I have done above to save his reputation.
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This response by our Turdbro has elicited 2 responses at exactly the same time. A new record for the NES, and a credit to Turdy, which reflects to detailed thought that he puts into each & every post, plus the vitally interesting content of his contributions.
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.....gest bits, because he still had on board the super sharp damascus steel filleting knife that bull had bought for him in Japan. But he needed to move quickly, and he did not have time to toss anything off because that would not weigh enough to make a difference anyway, so he decided to dump fuel like the big boys do. This would be a delicate balance between remaining fuel and the distance to the "1st bit of the runway" (an important technical term), but he was a well-trained AUF pilot who also watched all of the Blancolerio UTube vids while having breaky each day, so he was well prepared and gave a landing briefing to his passenger "Combine 3 of those seatbelts and shut TFU until we are down, stopped and alive". Then he commenced the really difficult bit, which was to .......
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..... n AUF License holder, he never gave a rats (cappyref) about MTOW or W&B, and with her taking up 2 seats + the aisle, he just kept it straight a level and accepted that the ROC would be 20% of the normal, but it was .....
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.... got excited, as you often do in the run-up area, but when she reached for his ignition switches and flicked them, one after another, ... and repeatedly, he almost .....
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..... throttle lever, and when her magnificent hands started to do their work, he .....
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.... because the noise from Turbo's PA28, with its perennial broken exhaust, sounded similar to when the Whoopster let rip, and Tubb made a comment about the need for Whoopie to lean it off a bit. She (?) expressed surprise and went straight for the ..... Yes Turdy, and you are correct as usual to question that, as Cappy can confirm that the SN was 00000000000046356476596, and it was a 747SP that had also been fitted with the triple by-pass that saw Nos 2 and 3 phonetically out of sync with #1 and #4. So the sound was just 1/10 of an octave off The Brown Noise.
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.... , and it was an original 747 too, fitted with Pratt and Witney JT9D's, so the blast shredded Cappy's RMW moleskins (well known for handling the heat from blasts, and hence their use as part of Elon's astronaut uniforms to the ISS and to the Moon). Whoopie was proud of herself and was confident that this blast would make a podcast highlight reel, however Cappy could not find the BIC and was about to search Whoopie's .....
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..... Crappy whipped out his BIC lighter, and as his thumb hit the little roller thingy at the top, Whoopie went one step further, rolled onto one cheek and ......
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.... that was easily addressed, as there was a Labor Party Conference at the joint next door to the Studio, where Jacinta Allen, Penny Wong, Katy Gallagher and Kistina Keneally where all available, and the beauty was, they didn't need costumes ..... although nobody wanted to see them in their cozzies either. The Studio was dumbfounded, the Director was perplexed, but Turbo knew a commercial opportunity when he saw one and he quickly identified that .....
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..... in the presence of greatness, and the associated extreme animal magnetism, so they ....
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.... prepare for his Monster-from-the-Black-Lagoon-scenes. Many female humans found Turdy strangely attractive in his Monster suit, and as they stared in thru his gills they could almost sense the possibility of there being a personality and empathy, & they felt his strange clammyness, so that they knew that they had been ....
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The Smolnek pussy is up the top there on the right.
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.... and it has been a thing of movie making tradition, and legend, that key grips and lead actresses (with the occasional lead bloke) so often lose their ..... Important note for concerned NESers ..... The Smolnek pussy is OK after being talked down from the highest Sequoia, and being stroked inappropriately.
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..... and Crappy apologizes for he dear best mate again, as while our thousands of NESers will be interested to know, but as only I know from being there, Tubb is a little delirious again from the punishment that he received from the KGB in 2005, where Vladimir himself gave Tubb a flogging with a barbed wire Teddy behind the Iron Curtain, in a situation that has since been borrowed for the recent Jason Bourne doco, where Turbs is the speech coach, the stunt driver and the choreographer for the .......
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..... after some research, we now know that one of the chicks is going steady with bull, while the other still sunbathes on that beach in the razz, even through she is in her 80's. As for the Aerochute pilots, one is running for an AUF Board position this year, so that should make things interesting, as a bit more Derring Do at that level in the AUF can only .....
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..... "Things to do in Melbourne that require a touch of Derring Do" and after the mentions about "Walk in the main street after 5 pm", "Visit the overloaded Machete Bins", "Hang around Carlton and film a gangland shooting" or "Have dinner with Mick Gatto by donating $20,000 to charity", he spotted an article about the Design Criteria that had been used for the construction of the Westgate Bridge. Once he saw reference to the fact that "A C-130 Herc could fit easily", that steel trap, yet quirky, mind of his started firing and this made the Challenger decision seem both logical & delicious (and even tingly wingly in the nether regions), so he .....
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.... live another day by using what he had learnt on the couch from being a dedicated fan of both Theo Kojak and Frank Columbo. (In true commercial form, he also had a job-lot of 5000 T-shirts made that said "I survived Penny Wong" on the front and "Ray-Bans save eyes from xe5b1an attacks" on the obverse). Those 2 detective types established themselves deep within Turbo's persona such that his bullet head, Grik look, trench coat and forgetfulness became features of the Australian Aviation Scene, where even today every time he makes a contribution on the more serious forums (phora in Grik) inside Wreck Frying, the ...... What a combination
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....., apart from his well-recognized pugilistic victories, behind the dunny down on the wharves, over Tom Domican and Tony Mokbel, our best mate Turbo is actually a lover not a fighter, and Penny would not have stood a chance once he turned on his turbocharged charms, and flashed his ......
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...... TKO (Trip by Kath, Oh). Then, ever magnanimous in victory, Turbo said "I was lucky that it was just Albo, and not Ping and the mean girls, as .....
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That also looks a lot like Turbo after he was pushed into the fence at Warrnambool following being sandwiched between Johnny Stewart & Howard Revell.
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..... Leader of our Cuntry, who works very hard for the benefits of all Aussies, as he doubles, like Scott Morrison did, as the head of CASA and as a technical advisor to the AUF, plus the ....... Crappy expects to be locked up for posting the below photo of our fearless leader (and I don't mean Eeen) ....... but at least I have removed the bikini.
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..... as were Turbo's cameras in the lady's dunnies. However, all video and still shots were always completely under-exposed, because the cameras had automatically set themselves based on the bright white light that was emanating from Turbo's legs. There was also an issue with this CIA, which turned out to be money saving shared offices of the well-known FB meme workshops of the Cats In Aprons group & the Aussie subgroup of the Galapagos based Caffeinated Iguana Alliance. Nobody noticed these groups because on the outskirts of Canberra, everyone is ......
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Because they will hump your leg in true Turbine fashion.
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.... was sitting down in the park and having a mass latte break. This, dear readers, was probably as you suspected, because Tubb's lions were not actually "girded", they were "girdled" .......... in pink tutus, and to make matters worse Tubb had also girdled his loins in a set of Warrick Capper shorts which were even a couple of sizes smaller than the Wizz used to wear, and if you looked carefully as he took his 3 minutes to get out of the 'Vette, groaning like my grandpa used to do, you could see the edge of the scar on his perineum ... see photo below. But the protesters didn't really care, as after their refreshments they thanked Turbo for the lovely intermission, picked up their Palestinian and Gay Rights flags and ......... Tink's lions looked a bit like this, but more fierce-erer. A bit like this ........ but extracting yourself from a Corvette is more revealing.
