Captain

..dessert, which caused such a weight increase in both Andy and Pamlee, that they would have over grossed out the Jab even with the 6 cyl in it........they had no choice but to borrow a local Lightwing for the trip back to Coffs, to which Pamlee excitedly exclaimed " I know Lightwing !..lots of room for play play....happy happy girl now Pamlee" ....as the gold Lamay G-string went flying across the crowded restaurant..Andy unfortunately had no TW endo, nor a HP endo as the Jab didn't require one. He then rang the Maj who..............

..... made Andy aware of the only 2 problems.

"Don't expect to get back to Coffs today" said Madge "As it is past dawn, there is a 10 knot headwind and you might also need to plan to land at Guyra and Dorrigo for fuel too, where you will need to walk into town each time and bludge a Gerald Can."

But Andy was a plucky type who just said ".............

......headed out to Montpelier for another ride in Majs Lightwing. Pamlee (her real name) showed Maj the new items she had just bought at the sex shop, plus the new tattoo she had in a place unimaginable. She had already named the new sex toy 'Captain rat'....which caused Maj to chuckle.

It would have been better named Ean he said ...and then........

.......... poor old Madge was banned again, while Pamlee saw a photo of Andy, was captivated and immediately dumped Madge to move south to a life of water-front luxury and 6 cylinder Jabiru fun, part of which involved hooking her new best friend "Capt Rat" (or "Eeeen") up to a PTO from the 3300 Jab each time they flew cross country from Coffs Harbour to Tamworth for a sumptuous (she had never before seen more than 2 courses at any F'nQ candle-lit dinner, [being a Big Mac & fries]) 7-course lunch after Andy's other (New England based) Rolls dropped them at the Winery with ............

Consult with the honourable Noah. I.D.eere who was the leader of the F'N Queeslanders Anti pam society. The fact that such a society had to pam about pam seemed lost when it had been pointed out to them but lots in life seemed to leave Noah and the gang with that WTF look.....

Still no anti pam society was going to prevent the time honoured ..........

...... F'n Q way of doing things, ..... eh.

"We'll fly out to Biloela then up to Charters Towers, as those are each just 10 long-neck trips, and we can shed weight by chucking the empties out of the LW, plus we may also need to set down on the Development (sic) Road for a slash, so we'll be sure to be under weight if ramp-checked at the Towers.

"What have youze blokes got against me" asked Pam, as she pulled on her T-shirt and thong when she came out of the tattoo parlour, before she ................

Unheard of amounts. It seems it came with a fully developed SMS. They've all turned to custard! What will we do? ........

When all seemed lost out of the custard popped Blanké Page.........."You'se blokes .........

...... should stop winge'n and moan'n .................. but hush, I am sad because Ed pulled the pin (and I do the same thing to mine a bit too often, too), but I must be accurate here. So I'll just ...........

along-with-his-bank-account,,,and-someone-had-listed-his-LW-on-ebay-too.......................

"What you mean your wallet empteee" wailed the lass.

And to make matters worse, the bidding for the LW closed after 14 days without an offer (nobody wants the blue and white ones) & Madge was devastated, however a concerted bidding war broke out over the ebay listing of the bathtub full of custard, which went for ..............

Looks like we've had a bit of a role reversal there also Captain......or is it a case of finally seen the light ??.......

Regards Geoff

...take up boating as a bath tub, with Madge in it, may gather more interest than a sky with an RAAus aircraft...but then the very thought of this...

........ led Ahlot, the Magnificentti Moderatti (and Salty) to consider the possibilities further.

"Ah ............ Lightwings, what a turn-on" they all said in unison "And pup tents, and chartreuse flying suits (with thongs), and bathtubs, and custard, and wrestling, and female empennages ................

Good Evening allAt long last we now have a new executive.

I must hasten to ask when are we going to see the Safety Management System ( SMS) and a Saftey Training Compliance Cordinator (STCC).

 

This is what started all this fuss, what I am hearing on the grapevine this has to happen very fast.

 

I must have the cheak and ask the new executive "What is this meeting with CASA next Wednesday regarding" ??????? Now be honest.

 

Can any of the board members answer this or can they?????

 

Regards,

 

Keith Page.....

So in a complete roll reversal between you and I, I say, how about you give the new President and Treasurer (and even the recycled Secretary) a chance to get matters progressing their way before you start asking them to "be honest", which insinuates incorrectly but in your usual way, that they may be considering being "dishonest".

Regards Geoff

"I'll HAVE to take him I supposed" as he took a close interest in how the miss spelt was geeting on with the pup tent.

Een....

...... then suggested, and Madge readily agreed, that the RAA's lack of governance had made the organisation lose its way and the RAA constitution should be re-written to make it exclusively for LightWings.

Madge then added "Let's get rid of all those rag and tube things, and flick all of the plastic aircrafts up into some other organisation, then the RAA will be for Lightwing lovers, pup tents, lasses, ping-pong balls, chartreuse lamé flying suits for all, and ............

re, Middo has anyone stopped and said "Oi! Middo you are going the wrong way" then explain - instead of just bagging or thank him for the correct things.

Well, we tried to, but I think that it fell on unhearing ears after it was said about 20 times during that meeting by members of the then Executive that 'We got it wrong, we made a mistake, we won't do it again, we'll set things right."

Did it make much difference until Rod and Jim got on the Executive? Not a jot.

Hopefully it will be MUCH better (governance and management) now.

...hock.

"I'm not a filly, I've been around" said Madge who had turned from an outraged dissident who "might have to sort things out!" to the Reverend "nothing to see here, everythings OK" Mr Wonderful in 30 seconds. "I......."

.... only need about 30 seconds, too, if you are willing" added Madge, who was also known as the Montpellier ............

".....I see, I see (and since the crowd were taking no notice of him) I $#@#* SEE!!", those who voted Aye, and got what they deserved (RAA Avref) and now Naying! (EquineRef)""You could be right, ..........

...... as that Filly over there looks like Fine Cotton (or lamé in the case of AhLow's chartreuse flying suit) and also has a fine looking ............

Since we have had - as far as I know - NO explanation of the reasons for Middleton's resignation, this has the absolute stench of political manoeuvring.

Let's hope that this Executive and the upcoming elections in September are the dawn of a new day for RAA & the performance of our Executive and Board.

The members deserve no more secrecy unless it involves essential "In-Camera" issues, and no more deferring the hard decisions until the last minute (or a little later).

".....these have been hung for eight days!"But......

"But are they well hung?" Barby would always respond suggestively with a humorous bent, after which Ahlow (who is also a bit bent) would put on his Chapeau-Moderatti (which has never been near Andy and is usually kept in the cloak room at the Blue Oyster), draw himself up to his full height and announce "...........

"......I'd have to fly a....." and that was all he got out before fifteen molotov cocktail throwing hamburger eating ferals raised their heads and started screaming "................."

...... "You can't post that here if you are not an RAA member, your not considering Jabiru power are you, eh? (F'nQ adverse AvRef), and ............then they exposed the fact that those rashes of AhLows are just little strips of bacon that he keeps down his dacks to defrost them before the Aero Club BBQ, where his Party Trick is to stand by the Barby, pull them out and say "................

... available to be critiqued by the others at the Blue Oyster.

"Oh, Ahlow" sssaid Roger "I just love that erotic bunion of yours, and that ingrowing toenail is a real turn-on, but what, oh what, is that rash that you have between your ..............

...... co*k pit (AvRef) and your exhaust pipe (partial AvRef), and also on your hangers (Avref) where it is ..............

Andy that's often routine in the corporate world and often it's the clock that spurs the decision and what has happened the last two times is an indication of commentators who lacked corporate experience more than anything else.I've lived with last minititis all my career, on one occasion getting a $19 million tender in by 2 minutes. On another occasion an employee asked me on a Friday to remind him on the Monday that he had to sign and submit the application for the Permit for the next 12 months vehicle imports, worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Nothing wrong with that when it is being managed and handled by focussed professionals.

But a major issue when handled by volunteers some of whom are well meaning but inexperienced amateurs operating in a committee of 13, some of which only check their emails every week or so, and some of whom demand a week or 2 to indicate a decision on a pressing issue.

Regards Geoff

stuffed full of socks which left his feet...

... available to be critiqued by the others at the Blue Oyster.

"Oh, Ahlow" sssaid Roger "I just love that erotic bunion of yours, and that ingrowing toenail is a real turn-on, but what, oh what, is that rash that you have between your ..............

the-results-for-the-best-dressed-at-the-new-blue-oyster-bars-yearly-event-for-NES-members-only........-------just-think-of-it-said-dashes,[mate-of-AHLOCKS]--NO-MORE-EMPTY-SPACES-nothing-wasted-then,,,,,

...... Tubby posted again, and it was all wasted.

"I'm wasted too" slurred Ahlot as he staggered out of the Blue Oyster with a pink Daiquiri in his hand and his dacks .................

......- - --- --- --------- -------- -------- --------- (sorry, Turbo only has a dash key in his new micro computer, but it was about Captain)

..... who didn't take offence, as he had been called much worse than that in his time.

"Yes" commented Nanna "As I, for one, know that he is a $#*&'n %#@^, and have said so publicly."

"That's nuth'n" said Ahlot "As I know it for a fact that Eeeeeen is a .................

.... gourmet selection at Lang Park before each State of Origin game up there.

"Them was the days" recalled Andy fondly, "As it made my hat filling much easier and those LSO's also made it .............

.... straight through undigested, just like corn and tomato pips always do."

"Those were the days" reminisced the 12 Incher "When ..............

Just spent three days flying using my newish Mini Ipad ..........Maj...

Regards Geoff

.... gourmet selection at Lang Park before each State of Origin game up there.

"Them was the days" recalled Andy fondly, "As it made my hat filling much easier and those LSO's also made it .............

"....glaassair assair (not that there is anything wrong with that) either unless it's....................."

.... what we in NSW refer to as a "candidate for membership at the Blue Oyster" and what, those up there in F'nQ refer to as a ..............

.... be there, this time in a Glassair....

..."Glassair Schmassair" said bull-who-was,,,not..too-keen-on-the-direction-that-his-association-was-heading (forward) "As if'n it goes faster than 50 knots or doesn't have "jacka" as part of its name, then it should be in GA and the pilots required to pee on pee-prune" he would say.

"Hold on there bull, old chap" responded an incredulous Dazzler "Just because I have a Glassair, a DC headset, some flash fly-boy sunnies that see through ladies clothes, a cap, and a 5 o'clock (Qld time) shadow doesn't mean that I'm a .......