Captain

.........and had the potential to get Hatshat the GooseStepper out of some serious trouble from lefties who like.............

..... to make trouble.

"Hullo, hullo, hullo, bro" sud the bloke frum the Keeeweee See Uss Eye, eh cuz "Und wuts thus we hear about you having a crup on a bich near a batch in your jandals, eh bro?"

Undy, who wuz stull digging the sand out of his speedo's and from the depths of his cruck, and who is multi-lingual, was non-plussed by thus ucusation, eh bro, and sud ".................

...... that hadn't been an issue before, particularly during that weekend at the Noccundra Pub where the bridal spar video suite package had been booked and the syllables of the name of the pub were used as ..........

........ a prompt, after Andy's darling took the foreplay lead by the dextrous use of a Noccundra Pub stubby holder and by reading excerpts from the first 15 chapters of Andy's well used textbook titled "TCP/IP Fundamentals for Microsoft Windows", a particularly saucy tale by Joseph Davies and which automatically falls open at the smutty bits.

"That was one of the hottest nights of my life" said Andy as he bragged to all his mates at the South Grafton Aero Club "But what happened next was the "Piece of de la Reesistonce" when .............

....all too short, and.......

Not only that, but one poster (AndyS@HardRockCafe) has posted that you not only beat the first goose, but the second one and actually caught up with a chick, and.............

........ took the camera from her, then lured her into the bushes by the mangroves and gave her a big surprise, which, after a marriage that has been longer than an Axe-Murderer's prison sentence (plus the equivalent of "hard labour" talking IT and Project management technicalities at the breakfast table), she found to be ........

...but as a valued NES Author Im sure you can take me at my word!

Too right Andy and those geese/pigeons took no time at all to get the whole sorry story out there on hashtag #Geeseattackedbyblokeinshorts (it looks like the grey one was a social media junkie), and on GooseFlying.com.au where your story has been totally vindicated.

You have to marvel at nature, and how clever some animals are. In post #9310 keen observers will have noticed that the second goose is not running, and is getting ready to eat again, because it has been able to judge the precise distance Shatso is capable of running.

You are spot-on Tink,and in addition, goose #2 had also accurately estimated the slope of the hill up which Shatso had to run. (Relax everyone as I am pleased to be able to confirm that slope and distance where calculated by the Goose in accordance with all relevant Codes, as was the estimate of "Puffed-ness de Shatso" (known colloquially under the Ozzie imperial measure as "Shagged-after-running-a-short-distance-uphill-was-Andy"), which was factored-in by the Goose's dextrous use of the French version 7.5 of the ASTM Puffed-ness Standard (as abridged and translated).

BUT, dear reader, is it just me or do you also detect that Shatso may have photo-shopped those 3 picys to include fearsome looking knob-biting geese instead of the more harmless pigeons that were actually around that pond?

PS ...... Photo #3 is a revelation as Andy has never been seen to move so quickly before .......... except when it came time to question the RAA's expert Treasurer at the last EGM.

I'm sorry to break in here fellows, but there is a Dress Code that needs to be read and understood about Shatso's shorts as displayed in his 3 photos.

In addition there is a Code Of Decency (version 38.i.e) about having those legs out in a public place and potentially within 56.89996 m of kiddies (as defined in the National Kiddie Code V616).

You also need to read and be totally familiar with the design brief that sits behind the fact that in photo 3, the goose is flying in ground-effect (AvRef) and the inherent danger that presents to flutter of the feathers within 56.89 mm of the goose's ding (and near to where it looks like Shatso is planning to plant his boot).

And that road sign in photo 3 (as amended) is not of sufficient height to comply with the NSW & Qld Roadside sign code of 1999 as amended heaps of times.

Hope this helps and lightens up the discussion Dd Ll.

".........if it walks like a gooso, flaps like a gooso, and honks like a gooso................................"

...... it is most likely an over-inflated duck with a gooso complex (or fetish), a bit like ............

BREAKING NEWS

Social media is abuzz with the following news stories:

Shatso has been booked by the combined CASA/RSPCA inspector for chasing a goose at in excess of the posted speed limit in his photo 3 in post #9310.

Shatso has also received a 3 month ban for those shorts. (And is a little splodger evident in those shorts after the initial goose attack in pic #2?)

Goosy Goosy gander , where shall I wander , up there , down hear , in the avocets hanger .Never to fly again ,

 

Cause it's a one mans show ,

 

Theirs to much talk of danger .........

..... which could end up as slander if anyone mentions stranger danger because of what the Exocet did to the gander in the manger when in wandered ..........

So............ Just for the record, the regular NES'ers include Ratso, Shatso, Turdo, Wine-o, Schlongo (Sluggo), Poxo, Wellshhho, Bullo, Eeeeeenoh, Aircrafto, and......

.......Clause 57 (a) (iii) tattooed on my.......................

......... copy of the relevant national design code, which Ratface had rammed into my ............

.....this is correct?"

"Good point e-Ratic" said F's n L's because you have well and truly screwed up - the correct rule includes Fr 18973, and without that you would be labelled a non- compliant goose."

 

"GOOSE?" asked Philpom "WHO THE HELL CALLED ME A goose?" "Why when I was camped in..............."

...... the 3rd float of the G&L Mardi Gras (which was sponsored by the Bange-It-Holme Progress Association & the Dandenong Chamber of Commerce), where our theme was "Camping for the Camp at Heart ..... NTTIAWWT" lots of unkind folk called me the F's and L's words, but I stood up for myself under Rule Fr 18973 whereupon my possum & chamois lap-lap fell to one side, revealing ............

..........No, but I an find one which will fit around your tongue!""It's amazing" said Turbo " that Ratso, a mere rodent, mangy, dirty, underfed, and smelling like a urinal, has been able to absorb and remember Regulations, Rules and Codes (RRC's) and quote them with such precision, second only to the great Welsher who........................."

....... regards your beloved Ratso as a pleb (plebeian - 1. common, working-class, lower-class, proletarian, ignoble, lowborn, 2. uncultivated, mean, low, base, coarse, vulgar, unrefined, non-U , commoner, peasant, proletarian, common man, man in the street, Collins Thesaurus of the English Language – Complete and Unabridged 2nd Edition. 2002 © HarperCollins Publishers 1995, 2002, as superseded by version 2.3.7.5.i and amended lots of other times) who is mangy, dirty, underfed, grotty, pox-ridden, yucky and smells like a urinal, but that is all OK because Ratty does so fully in accordance (Ratty has a chit signed by 3 LAME's and a bloke with just a slight limp who did an independent 4th check) with Amdt. 23-7, 34 FR 13095, Aug. 13, 1969, as amended by Amdt. 23–15, 39 FR 35460, Oct. 1, 1974; Amdt. 23–17, 41 FR 55465, Dec. 20, 1976; Amdt. 23–18, 42 FR 15041, Mar. 17, 1977; Amdt. 23–29, 49 FR 6847, Feb. 23, 1984; Amdt. 23–43, 58 FR 18973, Apr. 9, 1993; Amdt. 23–51, 61 FR 5137, Feb. 9, 1996.

But then again, who am I to assert that ................

.......The result was predictable - there was a twang and the broken rubber band splashed into the punch bowl, which ..........

....... caused Daffyydd to comment "And there your ignorant plonkers go again, not fully reading and understanding the 640 pages of the relevant design standard, which states:

The use of the word "piddle" shall ipso facto be restricted to 10 kilonewtons of biaxial forces and "widdle" shall be a preferred alternative, except during a new moon when anyaxial shall be used where a turbine is the be installed in a drifter, after which the 12 incher shall be consulted, but only when a nor-easter is blowing and the cattle are in the corn.

Rule 26, subsection 56 (Daffyydd's favourite), superceded by CASA Rule W (a) subsection N (K) e.r., as amended.

"I reckon that "The Piddling Pup" is a great poem by Banjo Lawson" commented Salty.

"You see, there you go again" interjected Daffyyydd "Enjoying your conversation harmlessly having fun with your mates, when you haven't read and understood the 'Basics of Poetry" version 6 issue 12 unabridged, as amended where drips, dribble, dog and grin don't rhyme in accordance with The Poetry design Code 756 as amended, not to mention the NES writer's code of practice 1276, Clause 56,i.iii.(vi).24.69.181.

"But what about the lacka band" said AhPox as he fixed another of Ratsack's doors that had sagged up.

"That's not possible" said Daffyydd "Under the Design Code of Gravity, section 34.7.d.(I).(e) 29 which proves that heavy stuff falls towards the ground (AvRef) as amended."

"Do youze reckon that we can get a lacka band to go around his neck" asked Ratso, to which Daffyydd replied ".....................

Thanks Dafydd,

I found the turbine data particularly useful and can't wait to apply it in my next build.

Bet you are the life of the party at a CASA Men's Night up your way.

However I do need to point out that a couple of my mates were discussing this very issue at the Club the other day and one of them told me that one of your stated amendments has recently been superseded.

Regards Geoff

Here are a few more Carby Icing Probability Graphs. Consider them and use care when applying them, but they may help. I have always used the bottom one to get an indication of likelihood before flying on a suss day, but around central NSW it has never proven to be as bad as that graphs predicts in the Bing on my J230.

Terry

I had a hole drilled and tapped into the bing on my J230 to take a sensor that was screwed then sealed into place.

It worked well & gave really useful early indications of icing (from memory I think I alarmed it on the Dynon at 4 C in accordance with the Cessna Carb icing graphs).

If interested, the location & associated data can be seen if you search the thread J230 @ YSWG at and around post # 185.

Regards Geoff

.....talk to Ratso who dribbled on his weet bix, dribbled in the bath and dribbled on the floor and then he .................

....... burnt some of Andy's incense (see post # 9282) and applied one of those elastic-bands (see post # 9289) and the dribbling stopped, until that fateful night when the ...........

G'day Al and welcome to the forum.

I just checked that kit out on the net and have to say ....... How lucky are you to have that as a project ahead of you. They look lovely.

I am sure that you will find a lot of good advice and support here as many very knowledgeable people reside or lurk on this site.

Regards Geoff ... and I look forward to hearing of your progress.

G'day G'nut.

I can't comment specifically about what to use with the 505, but someone here surely will.

However I can say that via historic 2-stroke motorcycle racing and thru Superkart racing which uses GP bike 2-stroke engines, the latest synthetic 2-stroke oils have been a revolution and a god-send, offering less plug fouling, less smoke, better lubrication for less wear and much, much less hot & cold seizing. In that game the top of the range synthetics by Motul are very popular (but also often with high-performance fuels) and that duty is much more extreme than a 505 in a glider.

FYI, I had a Schleicher ASW28-18 E a few years ago that was fitted with a SOLO sustainer engine, so have fun with your Grob 103.

Hope this is of some help, and welcome to the Forum.

Regards Geoff

....love me in the morning!"

Now this was going to be a problem, for everyone knows that SNiLyH are far from lovable in the morning, or even in the evening through the thickest set of beer goggles that money can buy, which meant that......

....... Turbo's right arm was in mortal danger, as he always sleeps on the left side of the bed. (Erky Perky??).

"Hang on" thought Turbid "I can't afford to chew that arm off, because I use it for other things when SniLyH's are unavailable, and that is perhaps why some on WreckFlying call me a ............

Brine told my Aunt that this is the reason that Scotch was invented. ................ For those occasions when "the thickest set of beer goggles that money can buy" are still insufficient.

.....very much in gear, and Hot!, Hot!, Hot!, and ......

..... imagine his disappointment when it turned out that they were really just hot-flushes.

"Don't worry Tink" said the Saturday Night Lygon Hottie (SNiLyH) "I'll stick with you if you pay me a few grand, grecian your hair like the Doc does, supply a gross of possum skin thongs, call me Brynne and ..............

TURBO IS HAVING ONE OF THESE SUITS KNOCKED UP AS WE SPEAK, BUT WITH A POSSUM PRINT RATHER THAN LEOPARD.

A flying-suit is then to be made with the offcuts, so TurdBoy will even look flasher than E Paul Ette, don't ya reckon? Look out for him at Natfly 2015.

...flex his rubber bands. "Here, look you" said Bobbb, holding out a small cardboard box, "these newfangled X-rings work twice as fast and hurt 4 times as much as the old..." Eeeeurgh! said Ratty, knees together and hands over his crotch (medref). There was a sharp crack sound made by the air rushing into the vacuum where the 4-incher had been...

......... , similar to the noise that Turbo makes when he puffs out his chest and sucks in his gut whenever there is a photo opportunity ....... or when he picks up a Saturday-night hottie on Lygon St in the 'Vette.

"I've heard that noise" said Brine "But I thought that it was a Rotax gearbox that had done 500 hrs without oil, while fitted with a sprag-clutch with shagged sprags, however if that noise was actually emitted by Turdbro, he must be ..........

vasectomy models used by world renown nut cutters....... it was a well known fact that tubs, as well as being a trucking expert was a master micro plumber specializing in blocking...........

......... instead of nut cutting (that's funny, Andy).

"How does he achieve such blockages?" asked the 12 Incher, wincing and going back to just 4.

"He uses the newly developed technique of putting a rubber band around them" reported Bobb LLewellyynn "And they go black like lamb's tails used to."

"Erky Perky" said Salty with his legs crossed & knees bent.

"Can I have a go with one?" asked Ahlox showing unhealthy interest, as he got prepared to .................