Captain

"Get him on the phone" ordered the Captain, and.................

As has been noted by Moderator 12, this reference by Turbo is a bit vague (turdyref & no comment) but just to be clear, it refers to Captain Mustapha Adib and not our very own lovable Crappy Cappy.

......it was obvious that Cappy was high (avref) on his medication to believe thar Pan-African pilots ever call back. Its hard enough to get them to call forward, and even when they do the result is similar to Edith Piaf singing backwards in Lebanese. Speaking of Edith Piaf, not many people know that she was the inventor of the aileron (clever avref). It all started when........

…….. the Captain initiated 2 internet searches based on Tubb's above post.

The 1st was whether there was evidence of Turbo ever having previously having posted anything "clever" let alone a "clever avref", brackets or no brackets.

The other was a search for Edith's role in the invention or even just the development of the aileron. Turns our it was all just Phluff. (almost a clever (but failed) play on Edith's last name).

The bulk of NES readers were disappointed at Tubb's false assertions, but decided to …………...

……….. then flew (avref) low (avref) and slow (avref) with the Drifter pilots (avref) yelling "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah" (smartarsepilotref) and the Pan-African Mig 29 pilots (avref) calling back ……

PLANEY WILL BE IMPRESSED WITH THESE AVREFS, SO WELL DONE SKIPPER .......... MODERATOR 4.

……….. three assegais and a copy of David's slingshot, they were ...……...

...……. then immediately crashed where the Batavia hit the sand, because a 29 has bugger all range, and when departing from Mogadishu, to get to the Abrolhos was a pretty good effort for a …………….

.....it's blue whereas the right one was light brown.

So that when Turbo touches his toes with his dacks off (erky perky), he looks reminiscent of the Pan-African Flag as below, (but also, in his case, with a ragged looking 50 cal exit wound just above the centre [even erkier and perkier]) particularly when he is also green with envy on the bottom).

...…... when he winked, he ………….

...….. his left one (which had always been an issue since Turdy's puberty (the girls always laughed as they walked out the door), because it is larger than his right), and ...…….

....... playlunch and his .........

...... exclaimed "sacred blue" in his best accent francais, which means ......

...... a leave pass from the depravity of Moorabbin and the details of the well known people smuggling route thru Koo Wee Rup to Omeo and then north past Mt Ugly and into the freedom of NSW, where Turbo had been promised a .......

…………. was a nice little earner.

But all of a sudden somebody walked thru the door and said "My name is Oliver Sudden and I have new evidence, as it was not the manse in the cathedral that is the source of the accusation against Turbo. It was William Manse and what happened to the poor little bugger."

"You beauty" said the Coppers "We'll pick up another $25,000 or more on this and ......………..

A vastly expanded collection subsequent to the raid on TE wharehouse/whorehous and featuring in pride of place a complete range of the various iterations of the turboencabulator culminating in the pretty in pink model created especially to meet the demand ...............

…….. of the LMBTQXYZ (fmd & nttiawwt) community of Moorabbin, which covers the area of 98% of Moorabbin and certainly encompasses the mansion where Turbo normally resides.

The trip from Moorabbin to the Central Criminal Court was a long one for Turbo and his team of supporters (truth be known he was alone on the tram, save for the drunk that was sleeping in row 1), as he had been charged with a shocking crime of passion and greed in the manse at the Cathedral, that was a complete embarrassment to his friends and his compatriots in the NES (where the Skipper will stay loyal as usual, but the others are considering giving him the flick), and was only eclipsed by ……….

...……. ran into Flat C to watch Neighbours on their HMV tube driven B&W tele.

This was all a bit of a comedown for Turdy as he was used to Penthouses, 90 inch Oled screens and interconnecting internal elevators (which are the biggest selling item at the Moorabbin Hardly Normal emporium and joss house).

Flat C was a modest working class affair where Mustafa had been hiding his stash of ………….

THE VERY SAME TV USED BY TURDS TO WATCH NEIGHBOURED, AND NOW HOUSED IN THE

VICTORIAN CRIME LAB MUSEUM, WHICH IS BEING ENLARGED AND RELOCATED INTO THE

EXHIBITION CENTRE IN ORDER TO HOUSE ALL OF THE CRIME STUFF AS APPROVED BY DANNY A

AND THE VICTORIAN POLICE.

........key of B Flat, and Turbo had no idea where to get one. He phoned Loxie, but Loxie had never heard of one. He visited the Op Shop, but they stared at him vacantly. It looked like it was all over for Turbo, as .......

....... as he had been caught in Flat B with his hand on his .....

...…….. which lead to a worldwide stock market uptick and in a sweeping example of human greed similar to the Enron and dotcom excesses, became known as the GpEACH.SepticApple boom, which on Wall St, resulted in several ………...

………… but then dear readers, Turbo stopped daydreaming and remembered that he doesn't have respect for anybody (or Planey).

And what's more he recalled, through his alcoholic fog, that back in 1975 he had bought up all of the 4.8 million cast iron & UK made manhole covers which were embossed with the letters PMG.

(Those manhole covers had been stored out near the Moorabbin Hills ………… but when questioned Turbs had to admit that they actually WERE the Moorabbin Hills, and he then realised that he could commence a 400 site residential development on this prime flat ground once they were removed.)

Turbo became aroused (woodyref) at the prospect of flogging the manholes back to the new PMG, which he had renamed the P...………..

……………. he and Turbine Enterprises are the controlling shareholder.

"Gggggeeee" (5Gjokeref) said OT "Tubb is bigger than Telstra".

"Don't worry about Telstra" said Turbo to all his mates in the NES "Turbine Enterprises has just made a Part 5 takeover off for them and we'll be renaming them ……...

...……. a wooded copse where they could ………...

........Polo match gone wrong.............

…….. when one of the horses saw Ita and ………..

………… about him in his younger days, when Kerry and Ita were caught with the Skipper in a …………...……….

It had worked up until now; he was fat anyway so no one had noticed the bulge, because the delightful Captain was still as fit as he was when he was 26 (and had numerous glorious bulges that all the ladies and some gents (nttiawwt & just a little erky perky) really liked to touch) and when he fought for the heavyweight crown and was beaten (barely) on pointh by Mike Tython.

 

And now that XXXXXXX old Mavis, who should have been put out to pasture with the rest of the old cows, had .........

………. taken out a franchise to open a Wet Market on the outskirts of Moorabistan, which was considered the most likely place for this to work well in Mextoria under the Andrews Police State regulations.

She was proud of her clever name of "Mave's Wet Market" (MWM) because Mavis had been on the "market" for several decades plus she was occasionally the other.

Although, as was soon exposed, there had been no mention that the entire enterprise was underwritten by Turb's Turbine Industries ...… yet it soon became known from legal searches that enquired as to who it was that actually registered the name ................. and you wouldn't want to know that after a bit of a legal battle, up popped Turbo but disguised by using his porn acting name (It has actually been a few years since he had been able to pop up voluntarily).

Next it was noted in all National broad sheets and on the MWM Facebook page that Mavis was advertising for suppliers of Flying Foxes, Pythons, Eastern Browns, Labradors and various types of Moggies. (Mave just used the Woolies and Cole's supplier contracts and crossed our the W and Down Down logos and substituted MWM) then added a few ……………….

……….. Planey knew exactly what the metaphors mean in post #12,321 (erky perky naughty Turbo), and precisely what Turbo was describing doing to the cute little bunnies.

"It's filthy and he should be ashamed" said Planey "As that rabbit is actually going to be ...……………..

......……. what I can catch at the Deni BNB is much worse than ...………......

......…. Planey who continued his/her (nttiawwt) campaign.

"You dirty, dirty, dirty boy" he/she said (nttiawwte) "You are continuing with your smut, even over the holy Easter (now transferred to Xmas under Covid Directive 201(a) i) weekend, your posts exhibit a lack of aviation (avref) references (refref) and you appear to be following the Turgidplunger down to the depths of depravity (plus, like him, you don't know a 470 from a 470A). I have spoken again with Eeeeeen (nttiawwh) as these threads, and all of youze on the NES, have no relevance to the underlying noble principals (headteacherref) of Wreck (oldpilotref) Frying, so I recommend that you all stick your ……………...