Captain

...... said "We've got the dough, so who gives a rats about the consequences, and anyway, Tink knows (& has been having an affair for the last 20 years with) Lawyer Y, plus I know a couple of Judges that owe me a favour or 2, so we'll be sweet."

But then bull and the Uniroute got together at Salty's joint, where Salty .........

.....gain & again & again & again. But each was the same salad & vegan mince, so while she was & is definitely a honey, the tucka is pretty crook & even the tea lady at Turbine Enterprises would ...........

.......success, after Turbo negotiated for it to be done on stage live with a handy $250 spotters fee for bull. The pants were sold recently, the joints still perfectly adhered. bull can be poud......

…… and he has been fighting Olivia off ever since bull and John T became an item.

"Flying a 707 beats my Tyro any day, but I must admit that Olivia did offer certain ……...

....... invented a new guava, banana & mango based anti pants splitting cream (which he hoped he can onlicense to Turbine Enterprises at a hefty margin .......... and Turdy had previously shown considerable interest as he never misses a trick).

"Come here Livi and I'll rub this on to fix that split in your dacks. No, don't worry about taking them off."

The application of the cream was a great .......

......... Grease, where Olivia was ..........

...... build Turbine Industries into that company that I need it to be to take on the Elongated Muskstick."

But, to our thousands of dear readers, do you realize the mammoth times in which we now live? Viz .... as a result of Turbo's dedicated witness at the Haifa Wailing Wall, an entire religion has dumped Jerusalem as their spiritual capital and has adopted Haifa as their new centre of operations ...... and all because of Turbo's little messiah complex and him leaning up against Yosse Finklestein's wall outside the Haifa Hilton.

"I wish he would bugger off" said Yosse and explained further "This Aussie bloke used to come over here for a tinkle after having his pre-flight skinful in the pub, and as a result, I now have the franchise for a new temple, and where the heck am I going to get the money to build a new Ark of the Turbonant?"

Yosse's concerns were ........

...... spends each Saturday at the Wailing Wall in Haifa, which cost him a fortune in oversize pistons for the drifter, but Barb/Tink had his/her usual way around the issue when he/she .........

[it is little known that the Wailing Wall is known by the Palestinians as the Buraq Wall, named in tribute & admiration of Turbo's time spent as the US President, which he did in an effort to help mankind (his candidacy only cost him $70 million and was well worth it.)]

......... Turbo doing his usual Barbara Streisand impression, where he looks identical to her character in Yentl and which in the past has always led him to .......

....that the scene was set for a total box office flop, with such a list of "unknown names" as stars. "What we really need is some top-name actors", said Cappy thoughtfully. "I know an actress", he said, "and she'll do anything....

……… that the creative environment requires, even that special thing that UniRoot likes so much, to be certain that …...……..

........maybe it would work if they had him driving the beat up old Buick. Turbo negotiated a part in the movie for the Drifter with OT playing a washed out pilot fresh from Afghanistan, with Cappy playing his RIO, and Turbo cast as the long suffering mechanic who always managed to miss someone. On the bats was Planey, and Brine played the Tower Operator. the trick was how to get this team front and centre in a film about SOFG, and OT suggested .......................

"Hey Turbo? What am I? Chopped liver" yelled bull from his croc farm at his Bone Waters Canal Development & Marina. "I started corresponding with both Hergolt and Ludwig von Drake when we were pen-pals back when I was a little tacker (and back then I wasn't ignored as I am now in your crappy post #12033) and presently I am .....................

...... settled for the part as Jenny, which was mostly horizontal anyway ................. or if Hergolt's legs needed amputation after the car cleaned him up, he had 1st dibs on the part as Captain Dan, although "Capt Hergolt" might have been a bit of an issue for acceptance by American viewers, but .......

... walking right beside him.

Hergolt Degroel had made his fortune as a character allied to Scrooge McDuck in the early cartoons where he was a mate of Gyro Gearloose (avref), was related thru casual sex to Ludwig von Drake and was also an Adventure Capitalist like Scrooge and Turbo,, prior to little Stevie Spielburg casting him as ......

...... he heard it go kerplunk right next to some floating pieces of 777 wreckage.

On reading post #12027 the HF Szar made a note in his little book that Onesie and all other pilots worldwide must attend a 5 day live in course on directional dead reckoning and the mortal dangers of frypans (and middle eastern gozleme gobblers).

This drew cries of racism towards the gobblers and an anti chinese bias, as they make all the frypans, together with the .........

...... dhou.

"That's the Dead Sea, you dead XXXX"commented Mustafa in his best sandgroper accent as he got ready to bail out, and with the Drifter now at 24,000 ft he was planning to free fall for ....

......While Cappy went weak at the knees listening to Johnny Cash, OT had quickly ditched the Euc-C leaves, switching to a narrow leaf, but likely looking grass for the job. It was Sword Grass, which..........

……. Tink and the Skipper thought was a bit on the soft side.

"I prefer Yuccas, while Tubb always uses Agave leaves, but all were shocked when Salty advised that he always wipes his with ……...

TinkyWink said ...............… All this talk had affected OT’s stomach and he walked off with his eucalyptus leaves. What he didn’t realise was that he had picked Eucalyptus-C and the leaves were hotter than a Malaysian Pepper. “Yeeaouuuuu!............

...... provide an unsolicited diatribe on the latest news from the Palestinian conflict just south of Entebbe, where the Pals were fighting their way north towards their favourite coffee shop in Haifa.

It was then that Onesie provided a quote in words to the effect of "Geeez I wish I was back in Freo at my favourite strip joint" said Mustafa, where me and the UniRoote (which doesn't mean that he has a penchant for Notre Dame students) used to have a whale .........

…. the ABC cornered him before he exited the aircraft on the tiedowns at Tyabb.

"Excuse me Onetrack (you capitalist elitist aircraft owning, climate denying oppressor of the working classes and Greens)" the Gay Asian 1st Nations Transgender ABC interviewer (GAFNTABCI) said "Would you be willing to appear on Q&A next week to be torn to shreads by lefty wankers while we address the dunny roll situation, your views on child gender assignation, Gretta Thumbsuck, the difference between Cessna and Piper, and what ……..

....... heat of FNQ.

And this, dear NES'er, is the revelation that all had feared.

Forget about Coronavirus, forget about Turbo's so far suppressed "liaison sexuale" with the ever so hot Lawyer X, forget about what the Skipper got up to during those years where he dabbled with the priesthood in the service of Tink's very convincing mesiah complex (where it turned out that he was just a naughty aviator) .................... as it can now be revealed from photos taken of the Drifter streaking past the Bunda Cliffs, that (at least in profile with a leather flying (avref) cap on) planey looks almost exactly like bull and this has been further demonstrated by planeys above and recent omission of capitals in his name.

Turdboy wasn't surprised, Heidi was amused, Salty was his usual laid-back Renmarkable self, but Onesie was stunned because he ..........

DAS for CASA (Not many people know that, so NES readers, don't breath a word. …….

…….. ).

Because he was practicing for the Reno Air Races by upgrading his Drifter to S6 specs and practicing on a course that used the BHP Tower, the Sydney Harbour Bridge, the Glenelg Pier and the Perth Clock Tower as pylons. As a result the crowds lined the course and were thrilled & keen to provide their support for this little Aussie Planey battler getting ready to take on the Yanks in their converted P51s. (The crowds across the Nullarbor packed the cliffs as the Drifter went by at valve bouncing speeds, which ……..

..... PLA .... NEY, who was then ......

Thanks to the Pilot Shop for the new dual Garmin 9" TXi displays. It was certainly worth winning.

……. the "Near Enough is Good Enough" principals were always applied.

"Anyone who goes downwind (avref) on the correct side of that runway thingy is a bit of a woose" said the Skipper when he and Turbs were having a couple of $700 burgers in Alice Springs after they had each had a slab of XXXX at William Creek & then buzzed the tower in Alice in their …….

..........the tail draggers which come in like a Kangaroo Dog having a CXAP, or ......

...... the tycoon from Turbine Industries doing his usual Richard Branson-like inspection of his realm, when, with the equivalent of a Virgin hostie on each arm, he would touch down on the keys to show that he was actually a ......

……… the black bin lid can be located beside the run-up area to remind Jab owners to check for oil leaks, the red bin lid on the port side, the green bin lid to starboard, the yellow bin lid can mark the commencement of the takeoff area and the blue bin lid can be located to the side of the strip for anyone that is feeling a bit depressed. Then all bins can be lain on their sides as a makeshift but upmarket 3 dimensional set of piano keys .............. however that might be a bit of an issue for ………...

…… could be pinched (like 179 or X2 holden badges) and used as runway (avref) markers on private strips (wealthyacreageownerorfarmerref), where the colours of the lids of the 5 bins had the usual meanings in aviation (avref) circles (avref), which meant that ………...

Post # 12,000 coming up. Who will win the free gift (to a maximum value of $2,000) from the Pilot (avref) Shop?