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.... to dump the altruistic thoughts and just go for the money as a dancer at the Blue Oyster, where virgin's get a higher rate, yet nobody believes them, because.....
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Turbo is correct as usual, ..... plus the farmer's wives and nurses also satisfy their most Base instincts with anyone who is admitted with a pulse ...... and all covered by Medical Benefits too.
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The above quote shows the playful & joyous experience that is the NES, where invention, exaggeration, and excess are encouraged, ....... as there hasn't been one of those in Deni since the Boer War.
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.... with that he flew past the Virgin in a slow knife edge pass that Drifters are so naturally good at. And as he flew past Turbs leaned out nonchalantly and said "I am about to do a Cuban 8, and then finish with a tail slide, so is yours perchance available?" The Virgin blushed, yet thrust ......
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..... he noticed the 25 year old Deniliquin virgin looking up with what Turbs regarded to be a longing stare, and almost immediately (& faster than has happened over the last few decades) the flexibility became .....
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As one inexperienced 25 year old Deniliquin virgin asked her mum " Do they all point off to the side like his, at 45 degrees? ....... And why was it so wrinkly, Mum?"
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.... the ever skilful Turbo flew inverted, & topless, but also with his dacks (both of 'em) off, thereby showing his ..... Many observers could therefore readily see that he wasn't flying coordinated.
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Following the trend in the UK, TCC have prepared a range of tshirts that say "CAPPY/OT/BULL IS A WANKA" (CROSS OUT THOSE TO WHICH THIS DOESNT APPLY). bull, of course mounted the defence that he spends a lot of time at sea, therefore he has to do it, as it's part of his lifestyle ..... and he could perhaps sell out the Bone Townhall, ref below.
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.... where circle (avref) work is praised and Drifter jockeys chucked Molotov Cocktails into the crowd (just like @ the last Ute Muster), but only in the dedicated Smoking & MC section where attendees paid extra to be .....
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And this term, dear Readers, became the Aviation equivalent of Killary's "Deplorables" statement. Soon deplorable aviators & aviatrixes Aussie wide were wearing T-shirts (supplied by Turbine Casual Clothing PLC, mind you), saying "I'm a GOOSE & proud of it .... + so is my mum".
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.... that is where the misconception started, as the technical term defined by the Drifter Owners and Constructors Association is that the tape to be used is made from Anas Platyrhynchos and the spelling mistake in Turbo's above post is critical. So for Drifter construction savings, registered 51% Drifter kit builders must use Duck Tape, which is expensive. As potential good news for the DO&CA, TCF have identified a unique method to convert that little 2" wide strip up a moggie's back to feel and act just like Duck Tape. (Cats, it has been found, can regrow that strip of skin every 12 weeks, so short-term pain for the felines but long-term gain for the aviation community) - a Win Win, all as identified by our mate Tubb. Drifter sales increased to a .......
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The BeeGees and other cruel performers called us the Feral-Moans, but because Cappy looked a bit like Barry Gibb, but better, he didn't care what name the Groupies called out during the wee hours.
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.... a lot of trucks are on their 2nd million kms with the cracks covered with masking tape and cheap dulux graffiti spray, and while that's not a concern for .....
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... Avref.
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..... just discouraged them for a short time, as the Queens in each AGH colony can chew thru a full plastic jerry can before breakfast, and anyway, Turbo wasn't about to waste $3 per litre during an Iranian inspired fuel shortage. Then he remembered his methane and the fact that when he was filling the Hindenbine there were no Asian Giant Hornets within miles, so he ate a cabbage & turned his .....
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Not many people know that Cappy used to play the drums in his very popular band in Sydney called the "Pheromones". But Molly said that they weren't good enough for Countdown and he selected some idiot band from Adelaide and Perth with a guitarist wearing a school uniform. "They'll never go anywhere" Cappy said in his famous quote in Rolling Stone.
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..... to finally be a public parading of the wild stuff that Mrs. Turbo and the Great Man get up to several times (like lots and lots is what Turbo likes) each week, and the dog collar was merely a pre-cursor to their usual game, where Tubb pees ceremonially on the wheels of the 'Vette, and then they play the game of hide the .....
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... insisted that Tubb join him for dinner (as Tubb is a c too) where the walloper also disclosed that he was a Rep for the Vietnam Appreciation Society and when he was undercover on the Cat Scam one of Turbo's fixers got to him and he now wanted to collect. "Your Feexer say that you have a good looking seester and $10 (ten-dollar prease) is the bargaining ......
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.... just when he least ....
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.... carbuncle which .....
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..... , the germ of an idea grew into a ......
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As chassises are cracking left right and centre (that means how often, but it also means where the cracks are located) and Turbine Truck Insurance are dodging the claims.
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This post also demonstrates Turbo's Archbishop-like (or dare I say Pope-ish) standing within the Christian community, in that he feels that he can summon Jehova at will.
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Without wishing to blaspheme (as all NESers know, this is a God-fearing Site and the NES is particularly devout) so I must ask Father Turbo "How would Jesus know, or are you inferring that he has been involved in the TCF's catmeat scam?" From my experience in the Ministry, J is more into frankincense and myrrh, than moggie cutlets.
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Hot off the press ....... it looks like TCF have been sprung in Vietnam. More details expected soon. Police Rescue Hundreds of Cats from Being Eaten in Vietnam with Bust of Major Animal Theft Ring
