Captain

8 hours ago, Captain said:

when she was sponsored by Satan ...

... (Turboref).

For 3 posts now, poor Ratso has been lost & alone in the vast expanse of the NES, just silent & solitary, playing with by himself.

Important Explanatory Note - The above picture of Margaret was taken in her early days when she was sponsored by Satan.

Her rackets now have G or JC branded on the strings ............. and she wins a lot more .............. except in the eyes of the ABC.

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

When asked how many were in the TECSANL Team, she said "20 per side as far as I know", and this was considered to be one of the most incisive answers given by a Team Boss at Bathurst in the last decade. Before that ........

......... Jamee had been a key member of the Marcel Marceau racing team, hence her signature "White" look & the fact that she needed to touch all other team members all over, which she claimed in Court (legal not Margaret) was just "mime".

This made Jamee very popular with ......

JAMEE IN FULL CHARACTER AND READY TO DO SOME GROPING.

(Some claim that this is white privilege .... but it also feels good.)

NOT THIS COURT

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....vibrated the ears of the DG residents, causing dizziness and embarrassing falls in the street, and the front stub axles on VN Commodores to prematurely snap, leading to one of the streets being renamed Commodore Street and also .........

...... instead of spittoons, like they have throughout Moorabbin, in DG they have polished 20 litre drums with the lids cut out, into which the locals can throw their broken stub-axle components.

Commodore St therefore became the commercial center of DG when Supercheap, Repco, Auto One and Turbine's ExtraCheap Stub Axles NL opened stores in order to service the market.

"Those parrots and peregrines being snuffed out is the best thing that has ever happened to us" said the boss of TECSANL "Plus we also sell the white paint for the turbine blades to cover up the blood splatters and the .........

Breaking News - TECSANL will be the naming rights sponsor of next years Bathurst 10.

16 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

although breeding has been slow since there were only six breeding pairs in the area when we started, but .......

..... the 200 local wind towers were soon expected to wipe out those smug little buggers within 6 months.

And, indeed, DG was soon treated to the fun & spectacle of 12 puce parrots & a heap of peregrine falcons reaching supersonic terminal velocity as they bounced off the blades and sailed down the main street emitting tiny supersonic shockwaves that ....... 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...ground to earth and kill all the little ants and other creatures, and this is what's going to stop the eclectic cars of today when the woke population realises that when an eclectic car rolls over they will not only be covered in acid, but will be grounded, and all the near-extinct creatures like the Orange bellied parrot will die unless they can keep flying, and ...........

..... all of those cute little cockroaches that will survive the next nuclear attack, don't go too well when swimming in battery acid, not to mention the Puce Bellied Parrot (Psittaciformes Puceaurus Flitter) that eats them.

"The term "grounding" is an interesting one" interjected the CT (who had installed a few car batteries the wrong way around over the years, plus who had carried out some ghoulish 12 volt experiments (not to mention attached a 12 volt bulldog clip onto their XXXks) on rabbits about which a court date is yet to be set) "As that is the term that CASA used when they caught me flying my CT with the map 3 hours out of date, that shows the Darraweit Guim CTAF and the various restricted approaches to the Sacred 5 Rivers (S5R) International Airport, where I had been recorded on the DG radar as having let down illegally and inappropriately over .......

PART OF THE EVIDENCE FOR THE ANIMAL CRUELTY COURT CASE

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

and tried to be eclectic, but ........

..... he was ahead of his time because battery technology simply wasn't good enough back then & eclectic aircraft wouldn't be a real possibility for another 40 years. Not even eclectic push bikes were feasible back when Cappy 1st tried then, as 7 X 200 A/hr Excide wet cell batteries and an eclectic motot, duck-taped onto each side of a pushy, were always going to be too heavy for a 20 minute ride, plus the odd number of batteries meant that the bike fell over all the time, and the eclectic current would then .......

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....wrapped himself up in a tight fitting garment, but Onesie looked more like Demis Roussos than G, and didn't fool anyone because..........

...... the CWA girls would (somewhat cruelly) joke about whether Onesie looked more like Demis or Luciano Pavarotti or Tiny Tim.

The girls put it to a vote at their Xmas party last year and ......

(Mavis once paid OT to compliment by saying that he always sings like a bird. ......... But unfortunately the bird was Phyllis Diller).

WHICH DO YOU THINK OUR BELOVED ONESIE MOST RESEMBLES?

4 hours ago, bull said:

trying to copy Bull,s 10 feet altitude antics.  They even tried recruiting Bull as his permanent instructor [life saver] but he knocked them back because they flew Jabiru,s . So old Cappy jumped in to the deep end and said ,,i,ll teach the p#$ck ,he will either learn or .......................

..... he will be found with a tiny bone broken in his neck (Cappy knows Bill and Hillary well, you see, as he used to go out with Chelsea for a while).

Onesie chimed in here as to bull, he is the equivalent of Ghislaine M, and had therefore ........

CAPPY ALSO WENT OUT WITH GHISLAINE DURING HIS TIME SOCIALISING IN LONDON WHEN HE RAN THE AUSTRALIAN EMBASSY. HE HAS VERY FOND MEMORIES AND HERE IS A PHOTO FROM HIS WALLET, FROM WHEN HE AND GHIZ WENT TO A SHINDIG AT THE PALACE.

.... poor bull, who had many similarities to JE, as he owns an island and an aircraft, plus is a mate of royalty because of .....

3 hours ago, bull said:

arthritis and should ensure that............

...... , via a security camera in his cell, we could moonlight the resultant video if he touched .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Blakey almost frothed at the mouth with excitement, but ........

..... then remembered the dignity that was demanded by the CASA Charter and the terms of his appointment as an FOI, including the FOI's pledge which, while 17 verses long, commences with the poignant words "We shall screw them on the beaches, we shall screw them in the air, we shall ruin their days during the ramp checks (not to mention if a map is 1 day out of date), and as for the maintenance checks, we will .....

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

"Comrades" The Chief FOI began, "......

..... Here, light this manky old gumleaf as I first want to pay respects to all FOI's past and present, and in particular all those unsung FOIs who operate undercover, for they are the brave equivalent of the WW2 French Resistance, and therefore .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

This was followed by ......

..... the scandalous example involving the company's name, and as Cappy's voluptuous blonde sidekick dragged herself up onto her knees in the pile of brickies' sand, the dogs saw their opportunity and m.......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.saw.

.. two ..

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

however he had an enjoyable flight and arrived safely back in his driveway where .....

.... he ....

Ratso apologizes to our thousands of readers, as the next page syndrome had caught him out again.

One of Turbo's early attempts at camo painting,

where he painted bull up to look like a female corporal.

The attention to the detail of light & shade by Turbo is magnificent.

23 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo built one in an afternoon and over the next three weeks painted it in camo after reading all the posts from the WF Paint thread. 

 

As he pulled the starter cord and started to roll ..........

..... then realized that he was just sitting in his beige Camry, as he had done such a good job on the camo painting that he could not find the aircraft again.

Applying his usual true Turbo deductive reasoning brilliance, he decided to walk around in every increasing circles until he bumped into it and as a result it took ......

Congratulations to Turbs for sleeping in so long this morning as he and the Jedi often post messages about 4.30 am during the get-up for the early morning P.

THE PEGASUS IS THERE ...................................................................................... SOMEWHERE.

..... erator 12, who has always been a bit of a dick, didn't really ....

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....your typical Wreckflying poster without the specially curled hair and DDC Headphones to......

 

..... ensure that ....

59 minutes ago, bull said:

.declining numbers of members of the greens ,the standard was even lower then last year which was.........

..... pretty rugged even way back then, given that most of the Greens blokes look & act like lassies and the ladies look like & act like .....

THE BEST OF THE LASSIES AT THE MEETING

THE BEST OF THE BLOKES (NTTIAWWT) THAT WERE THERE.

SOME OF THE NUMEROUS OTHER GENDERS (NTTIAWWTBTW) WHO ATTENDED.

MEANWHILE CAPPY WAS A LONE VOICE, WHILE BULL AND TURDBOY

WERE GLUTONOUS IN APPLYING ALL THAT THEY HAD LEARNT AT SAU.

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......an SAU diploma earned him membership of The Greens, a Party he had long admired because of their ...............

...... healthy attitude to publicly denigrating harassment & pilloring SAU graduates, while privately supporting it at most levels as long as the SAU grad had a PhD (which is the SA equivalent of an AUF Rec. License) and wore a ban-the-bomb badge, due to .......

TURBO BEING PILLORIED AT HIS 1ST GREENS MEETING, WEARING HIS "I LOVE ADAM" T-SHIRT AND WITH HIS BTB BADGE ABOVE HIS HEART, ALTHOUGH HIDDEN IN THIS PHOTO.

NOTE HIS POSITION AND THE FACT THAT HIS SHORTS ARE STILL ON.

30 minutes ago, bull said:

The lowest they had seen for 40 years,thats because all the crooks where too stoned to steal etc,[pot being legal and all] and the woman,,,,,my god you should have seen what that cloud and the radiation did to the women.This did nothing for Turdo,s sex addiction classes      ,,,[he had been ordered by the magistrate to attend for a month after it was found out that Mad max was infact turdo in drag and after the affair with Doubtfire and the publicity and negative image he had created for pricktoria,s finest] ,,,,,,So he and his classmates [Bull and Cappy] decided to...............

..... put everything into practice that they had leant in their SAC's, but only after they spent another year studying in more detail at Sex Addiction University (SAU), where bull and Turdy earnt their PhD's ...... while Cappy couldn't achieve that higher honor, as he just stuck to the basics, of ...........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

[Well said by Captain Contiguous himself - MOD16, "the snoozer"]

No wuckers Snoozy.

Kind regards from Captain Contigleous. (An official report has been given to Eeeeann and his Red Shirts with regard to your smart-arsed (Turboref) comment. As Pilate said "That is wotten behavior").

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