Captain

..... and there was a moggy inside it too, so he .....

MAVIS STILL LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, EH? AND CAPPY'S GRECIAN 2000 IS EFFECTIVE AS WELL.

19 hours ago, onetrack said:

..... obsidian .......

Cappy, who is ever observant, notices that Onesie is obsessed with obsidian in his usual obsequious way, which disguises his usual obstreperous attitude.

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....real obsidian and as his teeth clamped, he heard the cracking and realised he had.......

...... broken one of the cardinal rules when cracking onto ......

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 .......opened the blinds. The fresh easterly breeze came in at about 1 kt; close enough to allow flying the Drifter so the redhead jumped in the Mustang, became. Redhead and six minutes later was revving the Bluehead, but suddenly.....

.... realized that a 1 kt breeze would see the Drifter struggling, if not flying backwards (like Caribou used to in Nam in 10 kts ..... the Vietcong never got used to shooting by allowing lead behind the Caribous instead of in front) and this resulted in the red head sidling up to Cappy, as they usually do, and also flashing her ......

On 19/10/2022 at 11:41 AM, turboplanner said:

The bluehead was very reliable but the red...........

..... head down on the beach proved that her carpet matched the drapes when she ........

19 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

In fact he made so much money that he was able to buy ...........

......... an update to a Mark 6A Drifter fitted with a 4-Stroke, however the rag & tube purists, and Planey, called Cappy a turncoat, which hurt his feelings (he being a sensitive soul).

Planey even (allegedly) said words to the effect of "If'n you ain't fly'n a 2 stroke and risking cold + hot (or resultant heart) seizures, then you ain't a real AUF pilot".

So Cappy dumped the 912 (which he sold at a substantial profit due to Rotax's supply chain issues) and reverted to a new Blue Head that he put on Castrol R & ether, then went on to set .........

On 17/10/2022 at 11:37 AM, turboplanner said:

What he could do with a Drifter was legendary, even ..........

........ that outstanding feat of aerial water bombing that he did to save that town (it wasn't DG but a joint somewhat similarly inbred) in the Vicmanistan bushfires of '87, when he collected water numerous times from an above ground pool in the backyard (this required Cappy's usual deft touch ..... just ask Mavis), then he flew low through the flames, time after time, and saved hundreds of residences that had been ...........

LIKE THIS BUT IN A DRIFTER

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..........invite 2,000 people to the "NES Opals BNS Ball and Ute Circling Championship.", entry fee $500.00, females free. This always ensured there was plenty of talent to choose from.

The band was The Crooked ....................................................

,,,,, Committee Members (TCCM) which was a clever yet subtle yet pointed dig at the standard of the Committee at the time.

"Wow, free females" said bull, "I'll have a gross please" as the very lovable and virile bull had, unexplainably since leaving Bone, been missing out a bit (quite a lot actually) since the extravagances of what was then known as the Bone B&S Ball, but little known to outsiders, the "B&S" up in Bone really stood for ......

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy had come to a full stop, overcome with memories of Peggy Sue, surf beaches and ........

...... while feeling melancholy, Cappy admits to being overcome by PS and other NES BS, which lead to Planey, Turdboy, bull and the SingleRoot choosing to .......

8 minutes ago, planedriver said:

However Plane Drivel "the thick skinned operator" is not offended, or at all put off, by these necessary mods and following comments .

He too, being an avid aircraft designer from past decades, also designed and flew many control line models similar in appearance to the Facet Opal, and was used to the unexpected arrival of many, leaving him with a somewhat embarrassed look simply holding onto the control line handle.

However, now aged 79 he is concentrating on developing a personal deodorant for old modellers which smells like burned caster oil, in the hopes of making enough money to pay off his funeral plan.

Seeing that there's many similar old geezers on here, he's feeling confident of making his sales target. because.................

And with that Planey revives the memory from the 50's and 60's of Ether, Castor Oil, cut fingers on plastic props, control line giddiness, spin the bottle and nubile firm young ladies ..... then followed by car& bike racing, Castrol R and more young ladies. life was pretty good.

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......likely to fly in spirals. This is because Planey used the old truck tie-down straps, which caused a vortex action in the Y axis, so.........

 

 

....... new tiedowns were ordered (however supply chain issues will not see them delivered before February [24]) and the type was grounded.

But in true AUF fashion, that was not a barrier to fun and flying by the Opel Facet owners' group (the OFOG) and six of them have been videoed circling (some critics may call it spiraling) around country ........

1 hour ago, planedriver said:

also including modifications where the pilots seat was firmly attached to the trailing edge with old truck tie-down straps, to minimise unexpected excursions from the planned heading.

This accurate, succinct, deft yet damning description by Planey of some of that trucking blokes suggested and subsequently mandated alterations to the Opel Facet (which looks exactly like a control-line Rat Racer (diesel only as glow plugs were too expensive) that I built as a nipper and which died a spectacular death in a park in Concord, NSW).

With the TurgidPlonker's mandated mods, the Opel Faucet is now up to iteration 36 and is ....... 

On 13/10/2022 at 5:36 AM, turboplanner said:

Those were the days when AUF Committee Members knifed each other with consumate skill, and introduced new rules on the hour, such as ...................

....... taking the Opel Facet (I) off the register and expunging the membership of all kit builders ..... and even those that conducted a search for an Opel Facet (I) via any of the 13 major search engines, even those that use Duck Duck Go (That bloke that owns Google and that Mark Frankenberg kiddie that runs Faceplant have recognized the power of the AUF Committee Members and decided that it is easier to toe the line than cop a nasty tome from E-Paulette in Tazzy.

But the Opel Facet continued from strength to strength, thanks to the redesigns published by some trucking bloke in Mextoria and sales were ......... 

WHO WOULDN'T LUST AFTER ONE OF THESE?

CAPPY WON'T BE ABLE TO STAND UP STRAIGHT FOR 30 MINUTES AFTER SEEING THIS PHOTO.

....... Planey, a proven thick-skinned operator who ......

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Captain has always been a thinker, and he took the commission, paying for his own gold. The return on that one payout in word of mouth sales was 700%, so he .........

...... bought and commissioned the world's first pyrites mine and floated it on the NY exchange, where he knocked back immediate takeover offers from Elon and the Twigster, plus a proposal of marriage from Nancy Pelosi (who actually doesn't look quite so bad when you see her in the flesh, although you can still see why Paul hits the grog).

"I bought a pallet of gold paint spray cans from Cheap Charley's and sold about half a tonne of pyrite in the 1st week of being on the exchange, all sprayed to look like ........

15 minutes ago, Captain said:

THE ORIGINAL WA SAND-MONKEY EPITHET WAS 1ST

COINED BY ABBA DURING THEIR VISIT TO THE WILD WEST

EXPLANATION FOR THE UNSOPHISTIMOCATED - Sung to the tune of Mumma Mia but in 3 - 4 time.

16 minutes ago, onetrack said:

....something similar to the putrefaction and decaying pong, that constantly surrounded Cappys residence, which always had a massive pile of......

 

... Quokka poo outside, as Cappy had brilliantly stolen 3 nymphomaniacal breeding pairs from Rotty that had soon begat thousands of the little buggers, which are now being sold as salt-bush lamb in eastern butcheries, where the easterners just love the ........

THIS LITTLE BLOKE HAS BEEN GOING AT IT SINCE HE WAS

RELOCATED AND HE HAS BEGATTED THOUSANDS OF 'EM, 

HENCE THE SMILE ON HIS DIAL.

1 hour ago, bull said:

.hurling cause the smell really was coming from Onestick !! Now old Onesie was not a slow chap and had soon......................

..... deduced that it was just the usual WA pong, to which all sand-monkeys are immune but all wise-men-from-the-east know to be akin to .......

THE ORIGINAL WA SAND-MONKEY EPITHET WAS 1ST

COINED BY ABBA DURING THEIR VISIT TO THE WILD WEST

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....carpet colour was fading every time he sfted his foot in that seemingly shiftless manner. The Publican ........

......., who is also a director of the breakaway WA AUF, was known as Freo Deano and was also famous for .....

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

not always what you would expect. For example, Onestick was sitting innocently in a Pub in Fremantle (probably the only innocent one there), when ..................

..... his most effective, yet destructive, scratching fingers moved slowly but inexorably towards his .......

.... the itch is excruciating (Planeyref) and once you give it a real good scratch, the outcome is .....

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......didn’t have to pay tax when they got things for free. He was sick of cleaning chicken sh$t  out from between his toes all day.....

...... particularly between his big toes, where the chook manure caused ......

...... which had been manufactured by Ukrainian refugees (Cappy, like Turdboy, has always used his high wealth status (HWS) to benefit the downtrodden) who were thankful because they ......

20 minutes ago, onetrack said:

....all gone, thus making Cappy's cunning brain go into overdrive, trying to figure out his next swift move. He cast his mind back to where he'd last seen things that looked like hen eggs, and he quickly realised that......

...... he could easily use .......

.... the eggs were .....