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..... bull, ever the commercial animal, had registered the park as the Central Jackoff Aircraft Production Facility (CJAPF) with commensurate kickbacks to councilors and  .....

.... his sister to give him mouth to mouth, as nobody else was willing to.

As Cappy, who is a Professor of Medicine offered bull's mouth to all those in attendance there was an abundance of "Erky Perky" and some even threw up.

The only problem, yet some found it rather erotic, was that she still had them out and Cappy had to warn her that tongue was unacceptable, even in Bowen & Deloraine, so this meant that .....

.... got them out, as Tazzy chicks do, and .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

......bang?"

"It's always like that" said Jill quietly. "One day .................................

.... my brother bull, who is a bit of a deviant (just ask the hospital coffee lady ...... who is still having counselling [and surgery]), don't ya know, suggested that I be the.big .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....can take Elon off perfectly, batting his eyelashes, turning his head, nodding except that he doesn't quite get the GFY right, and comes across as quite coarse which often causes fights to start, like the night he ...............

.... had the idea to take on SpaceX (sortofavref) at his Tasmanian Space Port.

The crowd was huge, (each paying $50) .... as the rest of Tasmania was closed, as usual, that night. 

bull even put on a grand fireworks display (his well known gfd) ahead of the launch (avref) using a heap of tuppeny bungers and a bunch of Golden Lion Happy Music skyrockets that had warped sticks (which was the reason for the insurance claim).

As bull tried to shepherd the crowd out they asked about the launch.

"that was it" replied bull "didn't you see the finale with the big .....

.... thought about it, then decided to give her brother a call, as bull is "all knowing" and .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Jill received a very quick from a mortally affected Elon complaining of gender bias and .................

..... asking if she was volunteering to do the .....

..... "As much as I respect the law, why don't you go and get well & truly XXXXed".

This wording had been checked and approved by Turbine Turbine and Turbine, attorneys at law, so it was not surprising that .....

..... legal documents arrived from Elon Musk stating that Jill must henceforth stop using 4 of Elon’s trademarks each time she says .....

..... so was bull, because Jill is his ....

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

It was about a group of ........

.... Groupies and amateur prostitutes who .....

.... looked in his wallet to see how much cash he had, so that he could ....

As a small insightful aside for all NESers (avref) and in particular for our hoards of international readers, bull (avref) rang Cappy (previous avref) yesterday to push back against the recent Qld (hicksvilleref) and Tassy (even more hicksvilleref) criticisms, and to discuss the current  proposal that Melbournistan be renamed to Naarn (being the name that the socalled "1st Nation" used (meaning "Small midden & Dunny in a swamp").

{With a purpose of apportioning blame, Cappy is still trying to deduce which of the present 389 aboriginal Mobs (Nations) was the First, and therefore who was the Mob, & the actual bloke, that wiped out [extinguished] all the Diprotodons}

Cappy thought that this new name just referred to his favourite Indian bread, but bull reckons that it is an aboriginal shortening of the word "Narnia", because he thinks that Turbo (ancient avref), and most Melbournistanians are always off with the fairies (bull cited a reference, as he always does when his discussion points are often very well researched, being the recent Melbournistan voting patterns).

.... laconic, ssllooowww, 1950's, 98% humidity (the humidity, oh the humidity), croc dodging, croc wearing, Jo & Flo loving, .......

24 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Tasmanians were always short of a dollar from the time they were paid a "penny a gross" for picking apples, and now with cash in ther pockets they hit the bars in .......................

..... extremis.

The TITS and most other persons from Taswegia have never been able to hold their grog (hence their high AUF [avref] accident rate & insurance premiums), yet ... and I offer bull here, as an example ..... they are able to hold innocent hospital coffee ladies ....

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..............neat vegetable patches where they's dozed a garder with a D7 at the Footscray Cemetery.

The Italian Mafia had accelerated their progress and the Lebanese and Palestinians had them on the run, but as they entered .........................

.... the Catholic cathedral they ..

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

vegetable patches

These are similar to Nicotine patches but filled with the much stronger Essence of Cabbage. 

34 minutes ago, bull said:

found to be great kabab materiel and the.....................

..... salad on the kabab was made from their ......

...... a "Tazzy Devils for Palestine" group, who marched down Swanson St after the footy doing Yassa Crackafat & Dan Andrews impressions (they are very similar), and climbing up on every statue so that they could .....

28 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........it didn't go far enough, and wold be finished before it started.

The High Court deliberated for sixteen months and then reconvened and said they woud provide an answer in a couple of years, but in the meantine everyone could play football.

There was futher uproar as the......................................................................

...... wait had caused a fair bit of friction, even within the same family ..... and even within the same body, resulting in 12 of the duo-heads deciding to separate and make their own 24 man/lady/them/they/it team.

Fortunately Turbine Surgery and Chainsaws PLC were able to offer a special bulk billing package deal with just an overnight stay in the Turbine Sunny Glade Daycare Centre, and after putting on 2 pairs of Bose noise cancelling headphones ..... then seeing the blue smoke, the result was ........

..... cries of "Shame" from the mono-heads in the gallery, which the duo-heads matched with " Disgraceful Disgraceful ", but everyone was shocked when a couple of dick-heads called "......

11 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 ......... dinner plates, soup plates, dessert plates, bread and butter plates, cake plates, and cutlery in such numbers that would confuse the First Lord of the Admiralty.

 

As we know, Tasmanians still set the table in the British Raj layout, and .....

.... they even put the desert spoons across the top of the setting.

As we all know, the June Daly Whatbine School of Deportment (owned by Turbine Industries since 1998) demands that ......

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....Tasmanian and Islands Tigers. What a savage bunch they were with blood flowing even in the weekly practice sessions. They were good looking girls too especially Mick, Jack, Wally and Fred.

It was said that a Tasmanian and Islands Tiger could kick ......................... 

 

...... harder than a mule, further than Tony Locket and more accurately that CT's head shots.

The T&ITs, as a collective, also had pretty nice sets of .......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....practised kicking a...................................

..... la the women's .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The WCs......................

... had all been picked up in the draft for the new Tazzy team and they were like west coast south islander Kiwis on the Rugby field, in that if you didn't knock your opponent out before quater time, your weren't trying hard enough and the Coach gave you a clipping.

It was training on Tuesday nights so the WC's all put on their gum boots and .....