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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

..... There were different levels of sand groping and different techniques when the beach was rocky. Of course when there were sharks around there was a lot more to lose and ........

..... therefore the groping sped up, and all were careful that there was no blood-in-the-water so that .....

12 hours ago, bull said:

.began that strange cult like thing called..................

..... "Sand Groping", where Western Australians gather (on the full moon closest to Mark McGowan's birthday) in strange clan-like groups and .....

.... a period of great tension between the WA Gays and Straights, which rivalled the Bodgies and Widgies of the 60s or the West Side Story's Jets and Sharks, who .....

.... a compulsory LMBTQRSTUVW re-education program, which triggered some suppressed feelings, that ......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........they say "In for a Penny ....."

... in for a ....

..... anything goes and .....

59 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 .. his appendix and she would order a medivac chopper [avref] to save him.

Ot put his foot in it and got a steely stare when he said "Isn't that too far for as chopper?" and ............

..... Pen (OTs pet name for her) replied that she is from the Govt and can incur whatever expense that she can get away with.

So CT's appendix received the $13,000 transport treatment and while he was laid up in hospital, OT put his best move on Penny, because, ever since his explosives action in Nam, he was always fascinated about how .....

1 minute ago, onetrack said:

.......took the first available flight to Inner Mongolia, which Penny had earlier determined, was the place where............... 

.... she and CT could allow their passion to be set free, where CT would burst .....

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..... OT came up on the Situation Room screen just as Albo walked in. Albo gave an involuntary shudder and said “Penny Wong was right!” and.......

.... "That OT bloke will never be able to get Penny back over the fence, but the CT is hot and might have a chance."

Penny looked at CTs photo, postponed the wedding and .....

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....hired out the public toilets in the CBD for all night raves. It was at one of these that CT and OT...........

 

..... 's eyes met, and .....

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

.....had filled the coffers of the Council leading to others to invent similar money making schemes at the expense of the ratepayers, all except for Councillor Ponzi who .............

..... sold the council chambers 7 times, and .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....kinky attitude who would join in a discussion and start six arguments, then create an appearance of putting out the fire.

A34 had been a traffic warden back in his home county of Scarborough, and knew all the old tricks of backdating the time and ..................

..... rubbing out the chalk to not only change the time, but he changed the date on the tyres.

This lead to many people being charged for overstaying a 1 hour spot by from 3 to 11 days, which led to an on-the-spot of $15,000 and a ......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....there should be a new Rule; If you want to post, you have to put your hand up and be approved by the Monitor (a new position on WF, complementing the 48 Admins).

 

This didn't go well with .........................

 

..... Admin # 34 who had always wanted to be a monitor, but instead was just a small skink with a .......

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... a Turbine Netstream of the horror movies Walt made towards the end of his life, where aging actresses who had played bright young children in his early films were paid just $8.00 per movie to ....................

..... relive the past, similar in manner and payment to the way that NES contributors sometimes do ........... except for the CT, who is young and spritely.

With the NES being taken over by the younger generation, Onesie and bull decided that ......

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......ejector seats should be free on all  Didn’t happenplanes and how his father used to have one in Afghanistan. Another 30 posted about how there was no real opposition and George Bush paid Walt Disney to make videos showing US successes that didn’t ............💀💀

.... reflect the true spirit in "Steamboat Willy", hence why it has been moved into the public domain after Turbine Industries made their takeover offer for Disney, which resulted in ......... 

On 03/01/2024 at 4:51 PM, turboplanner said:

One person put it very well when he said "when you activate the ejection seat you're really trying to blow the Sonex away from your chair, and his post got the most likes, although........

...... there were some complaints from some of the crusty old Wreck Flying dudes that thought ......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........hurled a cupfull of petrol.

That was the last anyone saw of that goat which came out of the blocks like a Top Eliminator disappeared over the horizon, but rumours ............

 

 

 

..... were that his speed had been overstated and was more like a funny car on 7 cylinders.

This exaggeration is becoming endemic in some NES posts, just like when .....

19 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....he pointed out that he, of course was exempt from being BBQ'd but no one would listen, and what was worse ...............

.... they turned him around to face away from them, lifted his tail and .......

..... who really was the Greatest Of All Time, a title normally reserved for WA, OT & Dr Forrest, claimed that .....

..... Turdy's depth of aviation knowledge, and .....

58 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..........working circles in the Utes has been replaced by goat cart races and a cart ornamentation, and Mohair jumper competition to replace the rather unseemly wet T Shirt competition pioneered in the seedy area of Kapooka.

 

It was going well until ............................

..... Turbo offered to take his wet T-shirt off, but the crowd yelled "Put it back on as several of them dry-reached and .....

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......plugging just one more Turk and almost succeeded when the Turk yelled out "Johnny! come into town, we're all going to get pi......

..... nk tutus to wear under our kaftans, ...... and a couple for the goats too, for when we go to the B&G Ball, where ......

Cappy apologizes for bringing the NES down again from TP's literary height to the most basic of instincts, however he thought that our country & OS readers might enjoy & identify with that.

The Turgid Plonker has created a record breaking post of 21 paragraphs ..... FFS.

Cappy is fatigued as a result, and will try to reply once recovered. 

Best wishes for 2024 to our many thousands of NESers.

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

"Can you make it go?" ..........

..... as I thought it was a Cessna".

"You have been indoctrinated by the media" responded Beau "Because those buggers never gave Dr Ifter enough credit, as the good doctor cleverly took the best things about Cessnas, chucked away all the bad bits and named the aircraft (avref) after himself. Then the MK IV, a considerable improvement in speed, breathtaking power & load carrying capacity, was named after his son Mark and his daughter Ivy."

"Wow" responded Ahmed "I just love the minutia of these types of details about Skippy aviation (avref) history. Next, you'll tell me that that CT of a bloke is named after his .......

... flew (avref) ....