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14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Now fully relaxed, he was about to put the last piece of paper somewhere for safe keeping out of the wind when he notice writing on it. It said "MAP of ARABIA" in Arabic. Ahmed ......

..... initially thought that this was the legendary map that Laurence (known as Lawry or Lozza to his mates) drew on a tablecloth in Tunisia when high on manky fermented dates, alternatively for a moment he thought that it may have been his own map of Tasmania, taken as a selfie, up the kaftan at the Cairo Casbah Flying Club (the CCFC) where he had .....

INTERESTING CLIMATE CHANGE HISTORICAL DATA - During the legendary "Great Cooling" period in the Holy Land, the Knights Templar were the first to modify their battle tactics.

..... stopped smoking that particular hooka and took a packet of rolly out of the pocket of his kaftan, however he .....

..... reflexorially reached down to see if the jewels would re-inflate without the need to .....

.... as the number of Teslas on the streets of Jerusalem was growing exponentially.

The need for fast chargers had created an opportunity for the Islamophics to ....

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..... iced long black, so therefore accused of being racist and Islamophobic.

"Islamophobic?" questioned the head sherang of the Knights Templar, "Now don't you  worry about that  as we pride ourselves on also being .....

.... they imported a box of studs from the "New Jabiru" and the Ottomans shifted into .....

24 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....recover Solomon's Temple from the locals.

On one such trip King Arthur (TML No 69 Member 00023) ................

.... who's real name was Arthur Schwarz, and had a poodle named Excalibur, made the locals laugh when he ......

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..........take their Drifter out of the hangar, wash it with a mixture of 100:1 Water and Morning Fresh, leave it out to dry for an hour and then put it back.

 

Of course non-believers were not so lucky .....

.... and were automatically enrolled as members of Turbine Masonic Lodge No 69, from whence they were sent to the Holy Land to .....

36 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

These people were Catholics.

 

It soon became obvious that ...........

..... whenever a pouting recipient was pouted by a Catholic, they needed to .....

.... they did not sink their teeth in, like the Aurora Serpent does. Instead, a sucking motion was used.

The grandparents were members of the LBPT (Love Bite Pouters Tribe), and as a result, there were lots of them, so that they outnbered all the other pouting tribes combined, and their neck covering headdress was adopted as ......

.... rudimentary yet efficient, with each used, empty pout (most contained 6 good pouts before needing to be reloaded) being sharpened for reuse as part of the tribe's net-zero ....

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

.....for a Bone Pouting Day, out of respect to all the great Bone Pouters, past, present and future.

 

"We just call it Boning here", said Cappy, when heard about the Bone Pouters dissidents. In fact, they reckon I've Boned everything on two legs around here, and someone even claimed I was known as the Phantom Boner, thanks to my tendency to sneak around at night holding my Bone, and.........

 

...... pouting, almost willy nilly.

The popularity of pouting increased exponentially, the APF was formed, as was the Pouter's Land Council, and a .....

.... a bigger problem than Hamas and building tunnels under Wilson's Promintary and The Nut, plus under the RMH and the ....

.... there is a rainbow serpent trapped between Tasmania and Victoria and he is getting pretty shitty, so he has specifically asked/demanded that I, Guilis Guilis, alone, be retained to release it to the ......

52 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....aimed it at bull's heart, then spoke the magic spell.

It hit bull in the Gulis.

bull let go a howl that could be heard for ..........

..... millennia. 

geez gasped bull i can see where you got your name from as that does more than tickle.

Gulis took off his feather moccasins and dropped his ......

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Guli Guli kaditcha

Note - During a moment of interracial harmony, Guli asked bull whether Turbo & OT are Kaditchas, as he had heard lots of good things about their powers.

no said bull, they are just kads.

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......called on his old drinking mate from bone who was a fully initiated Guli Guli kaditcha to pout the bone.

Guli Guli’s eyesight wasn’t what it used to be and by mistake he aimed it at.......

 

...... bull's neather region, but thankfully Guli's 1st attempt was just pouting it, so no real damage was done. 

geeez guli old mate be careful where you pout that thing and i suggest that you stop using it to try to kill everyone that voted against the voice

Guli smiled, reloaded the bone, set it to "stun" and carefully ......

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....a bit.....

..... too close to the bone (footballerwithitoutref & Boneref).

He therefore .....

55 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Not everyone was happy with this, especially ...............

.... those that collected photos of footballers with it still out.

bull thought that this sounded .....

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........posts on recflyn in six different threads entitled Empennage Stiker stuck, Sealed Exhaust pipe, 

Funny thing happened today, sticker Plane, plane Sticker and Flying with sticker.

The bulk of the comments were about who had posted first.  No one ........................

..... fully appreciated that the NES had broken the news first, in an exclusive yet very friendly discussion, which gave a glimpse of the future of modern journalism, that led to the formation of Turbine .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Before long..........

..... he realised that where he had placed the sticker on his empennage was actually covering and sealing of his exhaust pipe, so he soon realised that he should have actually applied the sticker on  his plane (avref).

This quickly led to a buildup of .....

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..............Thruster powered by a Subaru WRX engine.

He always said he preferred sound to performance and with the Subaru he got it.

By the time he fitted the redrive the Thruster's wheels had splayed out, so he ..........................

..... bought a job-lot at the Co-op containing a reel of fencing wire (the AUF aviator's friend), a straight thru muffler off a written off WRX Sti and a sticker that sang the praises of boxer engine configurations.

After installation, this meant that the undercarriage looked like knew, the Thruster sounded like Possum Bourne (when he was alive) at full noise, and the sticker was strategically placed .....

42 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

This was an early version of awarding a Pilot Certificate to a member of AUF - still a dangerous thing to do and prone to ....................

.... exaggeration & shortcuts being taken, which caused Wihelm Albrect Bacher to utter the immortal phrases "She'll be right mate" "No wuckers" and "The original design will have included heaps of contingent allowance for that", which was the reason why his initials have been used for the most odious of .....

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....invading Scotland.

Jake the Rake wasn't the sharpest tool in the drawer, and when he was advised that had already been done over a thousand years ago, said he had forgotten that, and was let loose in the street again where he ................

.... declared war on Iceland, Wales & Leeds.

This led to an unholy coalition of anti JtR .....