Captain

On 08/10/2023 at 4:39 PM, turboplanner said:

.......the time PNG was a German colony?

The answer of course was a definite for the first action which also served to load up Albo with cash for some other wacky folly, perhaps a Referendum for Sufferagetts to have a Voice2 in Parliament. After spending $450 million on Voice1 for 32 Agitators, 8 of which simply Identified as Aborigines, Albo was wiser, and ............

 

[ Not many people know that the Albo copied The Voice from the Papua New Guinea claim "Him Speaka U" It evolved from a wild night out by 18 Rascals out to make a buck.

The CIA latest overnight briefing shows the Population of PNG at 10,379,895 as of 8/10/23 at 6 pm (This just shows you the accuracy of the CIA satellite cameras, but that's another story) These consist of 312 Tribes speaking 39 languages, compared to Australia's Aborigines with 550 Tribes, 250 languages abd 800 dialects.

Despite this fractured Tribal structure the Rascals formed the Papuan Rascals Corporation, described in their literature passed down from the Elders as having come from the sky in the Dreamtine.

 

They demanded an apology for the los of six years of their lives during WWII and upkeep for all the Syds, Jacks, Sparkys, Joes, Wallys, Haras, Akios, Hanas and Harukis clogging up the parks of Port Moresby, 68% of the PNG land Mass, and a commission of 87% of the gold.

 

There were three intruders at the first meeting, three people who could smell a dollar from 50 km,

 

Cappy, who had assumed the name of Youwii, Ahlocks/Gonnes and Motz/Samson

Cappy identified as a member of the Walak tribe (known as Wakkas locally), Ahlocks as Mekwei (a tribe that was forever p!ssing on trails, gardens etc and Motz as a POM, which explains a lot of things.

 

PNG had copied Australian legislation where identifying carries the same legal weight as 9 generations of the real thing, so they expected to make hundreds of millions of dollars, and set up huge coffee plantations to meet the demands of the Latte set of Melbourne.

 

Their only mistake was that the first legal Coloniser of Papua New Guinea was Germany, so they had to send their letter of demand there.

 

Instead of spending $450 million on a Referendum as Albo did, the German Government sent back an email saying "You haf to be Joken, Har Har har har, Ve know nuthink"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Turbo's above post was obviously extremely prescient and had been noted by Albo's idea spotters.

"What if we look at giving them $600 million" said Chris Bowen "As long as they sign up for Net Zero and I get container full of Bird-of-Paradise feathers to sell."

"Gweat idea Chwis" wepweid Albo, and the west is histowy.

Now back to the NES.

..... the Turbine Flight Tracking & Pilot Dob-Ins Corporation, who are the real life Big Brother from George's book and who ......

On 13/10/2023 at 2:29 PM, turboplanner said:

.......grey turban indicates he possibly has sub-continental blood.

"But he is .................."

..... colourblind and thinks it is bright red, so he is actually a ....

Crappy apologises for his lack of contribution to the NES over the past week, as your Cappy, dear Captain, has just sailed from Nova Scotia to Bermuda and had the heck beaten it of him by 3 north Atlantic weather systems over 4.5 days. And just like when he was an active and daring flyblown flyboy, he still attracts wind that is on the nose ....... like he is at times.

8 hours ago, bull said:

.jet had more range, and subsequently a few days later was surrounded by f18,s as he crossed the coast of Nth Qld at 500 ft with 4 tonne of new Guinea gold onboard and and was running out of fuel. The Australian coastwatch now had.............

...... a quandary on their hands. 

Do they allow Turbs to refuel in Bamaga and thereby double the national GDP and gold stockpile, or do they ping him and pocket that 1930s period reward that relates back to ....

51 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo ordered a helicopter and flew to Port Moresby where ...............

..... he discovered the delight that can be experienced with just one hand that is liberally covered in pig fat, because .....

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

You don't see this in the younger ones because TURBINESCO a competitor of UNESCO provides replacement Yellow buttons like the bird of Paradise plume to make machinery stop and to ..........

...... also start the machinery again.

Turbo knew that this could possibly be regarded as a "Fatal Flaw" (FF) but thought that he would let his staff, and the locals, learn by first-hand experience (that would somehow, hopefully, keep those hands intact).

The learning started pretty quickly, when ..............

20 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........fibrousglass.

"This material is of the Devil" said Ipilu Thompson. "Those imitation Dakotas made in Australia from fibrousglass are catching fire all over the place, so we don't want them here. We will consider ..........."

 

..... banning any aircraft that contains carbon fiber or even a little bit of plastic in the red button on the yoke, .......

11 hours ago, onetrack said:

the Firies. Oh, the Fires!! The Fires!!

Crappy notes OT's above references and in an overnight survey of 700 AUF members who are also NES readers, 96% believe that the Sand is worse.

... grass or other fibrous substance, like .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......specialised in what looked like a very risky business, but they also sold to the people who fought with the Europeans so no matter who lost, the Turbine Group won until .....

.... a few Electric Drifter Product Indemnity Claims started to show up in the ......

12 minutes ago, bull said:

....took out an insurance policy and contacted.......................

.... Turbine Insurance, Tribunals and Actuarial Services (TITEARSES), who ....

..... so the backwards flying Electric Drifter started to take sales from the Gyroplane market, and Airbus were so worried about their Eurocopter subsidiary that they looked at hiving it off to Turbine Industries (one of the few firms with sufficient resources, and a cashflow large enough, to handle the hiatus in chopper sales).

Turbo was confident, yet .......

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...spoiled the soggy flying effect that Drifter pilots loved, and flying backwards in a head wind was a hoot, or just dropping out of the ...................

.... sky (avref) unannounced at a STOL competition and winning it with a minus 10 metre measurement ..... and the biggest issue then being not to plough backwards thru the airport boundary fence.

Such landings while flying backwards in a 10 kt breeze, nea zephyr, meant that the tail wheel needed to be .....

Crappy hopes that Planey is happy that the NES is now 100% serious aviation (avref) related for at least this 1 post.

29 minutes ago, bull said:

..and bolted for the .....

..... bomb shelter disguised as rabbit warren #64, where he .....

..... having heard the blue-head coming, CT did a spoonful and .....

it s little known that it was CT that taught Dick how to fly (avref) and turned him into the brave swashbuckling non-nerdy flyboy that he is. 

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

 

Then came the fateful day when one particular Morry Minor owner turned nasty at the news that a new Morry Minor starter was $450 from CT's shop, and this sent the Morry Minor owner into a rage, whereby CT suddenly realised that.........

..... the Morry Minor Car Club had been taken over by ex'Hells Angel's who enjoyed 3 bearing crankshaft and 1000 cc British technology that was an advance on their Harleys.

The Morry drivers put on their 1%er jackets and drove en-mass to CTs workshop (this time only 25% of them broke down) and once there they called on ....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...the hangar Non had built to house his ........................................

..... Electric Drifter, which have a usability issue when out in the sticks living like the ancestors.

"I snapped it up because I thought that they said that it was an "Eclectic Drifter" and I was looking for a collector's item to hide some kickback cash (please don't judge me harshly, as we all do it up here) that I received from .....

..... and that was .....

Poor old Crappy is too tired to respond loquaciously after reading all that ...... and his head hurts.

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

 

"It's every persons right to decide what culture they choose to be part of, and the only thing we need today, is to ensure that they've ticked the box, so that they can..........

 

..... stick their snouts into the WA-PNG welfare system.

Marky M was proud of the system that he had developed "You can be as white as a Tip Top sandwich loaf but just say that you have 2% ......

20 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....Chairman Dan was sentenced to 2 years Trail maintenance where he'd have to swim rivers and find his own food. Dan of course was the model for the Pieface Service Stations springing up all over Australia and Pelilok decided to use these images throughout the highlands as a warning to teenages of what they'd look like if they started eating betel nuts.

He was quietly replaced as Chairman, TI by .................

...... Marky Mark McGowan (Turbo has a penchant for despots) who insisted that the TI conglomerate relocate to Perth and ........

 Posted in error via excess enthusiasm.

...... said "That's Racist" and took him off to PNG"s Equal Opportunity Except That Some Are More Equal Than Others Tribunal (the EOETSAMETO), where .....

7 hours ago, onetrack said:

......simply a huge Pinko, through and through! We can understand you not wanting to be seen as totally Red, but it's obvious that bright Pink suits you much better, and no-one could ever accuse you of being a........

....nything other than a .......

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..alternative, which after my "Nuclear" blow-up in the Party Room on Wednesday which was about the same as the last shrimp when the Flamingoes arrived.

 

The NES became terribly confused and troubled due to the lack of follow-on dots in Tubb's above post, but Crappy bravely decided to keep the thread going anyway. Crappy is a model member of Wreck Frying. -  MODERATOR 7.

And this is when Matthews chimed in again "Apologies honourable (sic) Dan but is your reference to Flamingoes referring to a renaming of those fine air-cooled Australian engines and FRP aircraft, or are you a ........

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Dan went into surgery at 5 pm Wednesday in preparation for his important mission to China.

There was no time to waste so he learnt the Mandarin language  while recovering and here's a photo o Dan ready for his new role.

And at the moment he is undertaking intensive Chinese lessons to allow him to clearly say :Please don't push me down the stairs again" (请不要再把我推下楼梯)