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2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The game plane ....

(Avref)

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

.......great glee amongst the many scrap dealers who had gathered to watch - because they all rushed out as one, and collected so much scrap steel and aluminium that was littering the countryside, that the local council issued an announcement that they had ordered an award plaque be given to the scrap metal merchants, for their "Keep Australia Clean" beautification efforts, and that they had raised the bar for all those who.........

..... were members of the TAUFTBCS (The AUF Thru Bolt Collector's Society), while at the same time, Turbo's slip of the pen meant that the aviation community worldwide, who read Turdy's scribblings daily, thought that he was referring to the Commander 520 so the resale value of those fine aircraft was halved overnight and Rockwell's shares fell into the dunny, to .....

Many who know Turdbro well think that he did this deliberately so that he could short Rockwell's shares as a sideline to Turbine Industry's possible takeover of Boeing. 

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....wing profile.

 As an interesting side note for our new Cinesè and Skippy nes members, the Aussie Foreign Minister's real name is Penny Wing and she had a high Wing profile in the Labor Party, before she changed her name to Wong so as to appear to be less oriental. 

..... the design of the .....

11 hours ago, onetrack said:

As a result of the Cinglish instructions booklet, there was a rather large pile of surplus parts littered around the floor. In addition, when the flaps lever was pulled, the brakes came on; when the control column was pushed forward, the.........

 

.... aircraft went sideways and the engine cooling vents squinted, before they .....

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Eventially the day came when the first Cinese aircraft was complete. It was a masterpiece of .....................

.... inscrutable engineering, allied with an influence of Mahjongg, Peking Duck, Genghis Kahn's jockstrap and ....

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...publishing a copy in Mandarin and the SM likes went into the millions, which led to that famous Cinese aviation cartoon .................

...... which showed a .....

Cappy notes Turbo's clever use of the word "Cinese" so as to offend nobody and to single handedly unify all 13 of the disparate Cinese regions, including Taiwan/Formosa, containing about 4 billion cinese persons. As a result, the membership of Wreck Flying went thru the roof with old & crusty aviation oriented (avref) Cinese wrecks and heaps of them rushed to join the NES. Welkum to all you Cinese forks.

.... the censors giving the anthem, and Almo's singing, a xxxx rating, which made the people search for it even more while promoting and drinking the beer of the same name, but then the censors made things worse by .....

.... Almo also had one that related back to an unfortunate incident at Kyabram, where Almo, who was just a loveable young Como at the time, sang .....

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

..........sniffing Albo's feet once too often and in inappropriate locations and at inappropriate times. The next thing, she was being accused of sniffing ar..........

.....ound Lidia's large and well used  .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....herd in a sea of odour and 37 members were expelled from the Chamber including the Ambo, whereupon after a few minutes a wag from the cross bench complimented the Parliamentary Staff for cleaning the Air Conditioning filters so quickly.

This ..............

.... led to further accusations that Larry the Legionaire was still resident, and cohabiting at the same time as Clyde Covid, Ebony Ebola, Michael Myocarditis and Phyllis S.....

27 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....Phew Wing, a disguised name.

It came to a head when .......................

..... Pong Chalmers called Matt Dunnyvan a steaming .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....realised he doesn't shower, which had become obvious in Cabinet Meetings where Legislation ...........

..... was signed off under the name of Stinky Almo, seconded by .....

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........deal which requires the Press Barons to increase pay to journalist by $6.50 petr fortnight. Fifteen attendees at the press event fainted, and ........................

.... they fell at Albo's feet, sniffed 'em and ......

11 hours ago, onetrack said:

 so one of the minders said, "Did you see where the PM has just signed off on that new................

....protocol to have the sharp end of the spade pointed towards the ground, and the blunt bit .....

oh bugger, new page again so I am out of sinc again 

42 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Astute NES readers, if they look at the news stories with Albo snapping at the Press will notice that he's grown his hair long and ties it up in a bun under the Akubra and there's a bald eagle feather in the band and some spray tan. His accent has changed and ..............

..... he has had his teeth whitened + some discrete hair plugs bunged in under his hat, and a non-glass jaw has been surgically added.

When asked a Dorothy Dixer by the ABC, the Ambo replied "I want to be the Hunter Biden of the south Pacific".

Within 30 minutes the spin doctors were at work trying to walk it back .... "When the Ambo refers to Hunter Biden he is not referring to the drugs or the hookers or the laptop, although the Ambo has recently misplaced his .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........phone to Ambo until it was too late. He kept asking what the noise was, but.................

..... Albo the Ambo was off on a mouth to mouth administration course, learning how to give his blonde lady friend the best possible resuscitation experience as they fly around the world (avref) at more than a mile high.

"We are at 40,000 ft" she observed "So does that mean that I have to do it 7.5 times, when just one with the Ambo is more than enough. Therefore can I change my referendum selection and now vote NO to everything, including my conjugal duties, and .......

...... what Dickie Marles had previously described as a grievous infestation of Chinese .....

.... the Darrawit Guimian language has roots in Latin, Celtic, Tasmanian Aboriginal + a good lick of Russian, that caused .....

37 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

.....a new organization was formed called Community Attack Security Authority to police all these people innocently going about their business.....  

.... and particularly anybody with the slightest hint of a smile on their face would be sanctioned in the strongest possible VicPol terms, which meant that little old ladies sitting in parks minding their own business, and A10 pilots spraying 50 cal armour piercing around the countryside, would be treated equally and .....

 

sheep across the paddocks as they say in the USAF.

OneTrack Defence Inc. had bought 10 of these with the idea of renting them out; a sort of Budget Car Rental on the battlefield. Of course they could up the insurance to cover the aircraft for $3 million per day, so hiring one was a good deal. Many NSW Cotton Farmers now cultivated the paddocks with the Gatling Guns of A 10s. It was 10 times faster that=n Case Steigers on GPS, and you could .................

..... have a heap of fun buzzing (avref) your neighbour's joint and putting his chooks off laying for 6 months, not to mention what .....

..... an A10 Thunderbolt II Warthog (eventual avref), where the Gatling Gun blows the sh......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....the bunch at roasting wombat steaks, and target shooting, which could be ..............

.... great fun when using an RPG on an .....

..... retire to the ISIS caves up behind Mansfield, known locally as Tora Boring, where Aslimy Bedlinnen and CT were the best of ......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

At the end of it they hadn't reached an agreement but realised they would cop it if they went back to work without a story, so they all agreed on the line that we couldn't have members of Isis and Hamas running around with guns so oth that basis the press, quoting police sources who couldn't be named, tipped a bucket on CT which left him with no option but to ............