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..... fly (avref) left hand down, until the wind blows in through the other door and his coordination pendulum swings back through 90, so as well as wearing out his jocks from the inside whenever he chooses to wear them, in a Robo this is almost ..... Below is a reconstruction of Sids flight, which shows off just the right skills for mustering. Don't worry about the smoke, as 2 of the oil rings were stuck at the time in the Lycoming, but have come good now.
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.... when he does that the breeze goes straight up the leg of his stubbies, and blows his coordination indicator back through a 90 degree arc to lean 45 degrees to the left, and while Sid enjoys that and it puts a smile on his dial, he can't help but ......
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... Sid was on the make, although a little saddle sore, so he made a mental note to buy an R22 for the next droving task. He would specify the R22 with a single central seat as, like Turbo, he is as bandy as a butcher's hook and needs the extra cabin space, because he can't ......
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.... because she is playing hard to get, and in addition, the Kidman Turbine clan had always been nasty to her dad, and she .....
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..... Sir Sidney Kidman Turbine and the fact that Turbs was the only offspring that embraced the cattle baron lifestyle, although Turbo has been proven to be anything but baren as he circulated throughout the bush mustering his massive herd. And now that Gina has become one of OZ's biggest cattle property owners, Turbo has set his sights to play in her garden too, by ......
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... so emblematic of the rascally Aussie spirit. And that, dear Readers, is why so many people from the middle east apply to come to Australia, as they all also have a keen sense of dry humor, and love to laugh & chyack with the Aussies at musters and B&S balls, and while standing around Machete Bins having a milkshake. On checking his calendar and his circadian rhythms, it is clear that when Turbo was 17, Cappy was merely embryonic, but he was soon able to call out typical Bay 13 smartarse things over the fence to Dougy Walters, say sarcastic pigeon fancier stuff to Bill Lawry, get tips for catching hot chicks from Warny, and to ......
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.... their explosive vests & machetes checked at the cloak room, then immediately chug-a-lug a yard (914.3553794574825 mm) glass of VB to prove that they were worthy of admission to the muster. The leading Rag Head then asked loudly, like they do, "أين يمكننا استئجار بعض الواقيات الذكرية وخيمة صغيرة؟ (Ayna yumkinunā isti'jāru baʿḍ al-wāqiyāt adh-dhakariyyah wa khaymatin ṣaghīrah?") The Marshal, who was a member of the Deni Coffin Cheaters, so spoke arabic and was looking for a blue, said "You can't hire condoms here mate, but swags can be obtained from the CWA chicks in Bay ......
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.... old Rag and Tuber who had grown up familiar with the imperial measurement system, realized the significance of the Virgin's height exceedance limit, and then realized again that there might be a trophy to be had ... or at least a little action. Even Dicky Branson got involved, as given the scarcity of the V subject, he wanted to use this lass as a tangible figurehead for his airline, so she was photographed in a similar pose to the lady on the bow of Jeff Bazos's yacht and was then painted on the nose of every Virgin aircraft .... see example in the photo below. What a way to put Deni back on the map. That same imperial system literate person also often fielded questions from metric system people, such as "How long is 8 inches?" to which his response was to unzip and .......
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.... the latest fashion amongst the rag & tube Set has been to cover their aircraft in the LGBTQMRX & pride colours, and therefore a ripe 25 year old Virgin is safe, at least from the blokes, so she could .....
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.... to dump the altruistic thoughts and just go for the money as a dancer at the Blue Oyster, where virgin's get a higher rate, yet nobody believes them, because.....
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Turbo is correct as usual, ..... plus the farmer's wives and nurses also satisfy their most Base instincts with anyone who is admitted with a pulse ...... and all covered by Medical Benefits too.
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The above quote shows the playful & joyous experience that is the NES, where invention, exaggeration, and excess are encouraged, ....... as there hasn't been one of those in Deni since the Boer War.
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.... with that he flew past the Virgin in a slow knife edge pass that Drifters are so naturally good at. And as he flew past Turbs leaned out nonchalantly and said "I am about to do a Cuban 8, and then finish with a tail slide, so is yours perchance available?" The Virgin blushed, yet thrust ......
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..... he noticed the 25 year old Deniliquin virgin looking up with what Turbs regarded to be a longing stare, and almost immediately (& faster than has happened over the last few decades) the flexibility became .....
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As one inexperienced 25 year old Deniliquin virgin asked her mum " Do they all point off to the side like his, at 45 degrees? ....... And why was it so wrinkly, Mum?"
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.... the ever skilful Turbo flew inverted, & topless, but also with his dacks (both of 'em) off, thereby showing his ..... Many observers could therefore readily see that he wasn't flying coordinated.
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Following the trend in the UK, TCC have prepared a range of tshirts that say "CAPPY/OT/BULL IS A WANKA" (CROSS OUT THOSE TO WHICH THIS DOESNT APPLY). bull, of course mounted the defence that he spends a lot of time at sea, therefore he has to do it, as it's part of his lifestyle ..... and he could perhaps sell out the Bone Townhall, ref below.
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.... where circle (avref) work is praised and Drifter jockeys chucked Molotov Cocktails into the crowd (just like @ the last Ute Muster), but only in the dedicated Smoking & MC section where attendees paid extra to be .....
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And this term, dear Readers, became the Aviation equivalent of Killary's "Deplorables" statement. Soon deplorable aviators & aviatrixes Aussie wide were wearing T-shirts (supplied by Turbine Casual Clothing PLC, mind you), saying "I'm a GOOSE & proud of it .... + so is my mum".
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.... that is where the misconception started, as the technical term defined by the Drifter Owners and Constructors Association is that the tape to be used is made from Anas Platyrhynchos and the spelling mistake in Turbo's above post is critical. So for Drifter construction savings, registered 51% Drifter kit builders must use Duck Tape, which is expensive. As potential good news for the DO&CA, TCF have identified a unique method to convert that little 2" wide strip up a moggie's back to feel and act just like Duck Tape. (Cats, it has been found, can regrow that strip of skin every 12 weeks, so short-term pain for the felines but long-term gain for the aviation community) - a Win Win, all as identified by our mate Tubb. Drifter sales increased to a .......
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The BeeGees and other cruel performers called us the Feral-Moans, but because Cappy looked a bit like Barry Gibb, but better, he didn't care what name the Groupies called out during the wee hours.
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.... a lot of trucks are on their 2nd million kms with the cracks covered with masking tape and cheap dulux graffiti spray, and while that's not a concern for .....
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... Avref.
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..... just discouraged them for a short time, as the Queens in each AGH colony can chew thru a full plastic jerry can before breakfast, and anyway, Turbo wasn't about to waste $3 per litre during an Iranian inspired fuel shortage. Then he remembered his methane and the fact that when he was filling the Hindenbine there were no Asian Giant Hornets within miles, so he ate a cabbage & turned his .....
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Not many people know that Cappy used to play the drums in his very popular band in Sydney called the "Pheromones". But Molly said that they weren't good enough for Countdown and he selected some idiot band from Adelaide and Perth with a guitarist wearing a school uniform. "They'll never go anywhere" Cappy said in his famous quote in Rolling Stone.
