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.... intermingling with the choir girls in their long flowing gowns ("Ah, Susan Johnson, where are you now?" reminisced Cappy from his time as an innocent yet receptive young lad in the choir). For bull also had a great deal to remember through the fog of time, and he .....
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..... have a bald patch. But this got bull more chicks, not less, when they realised that he has a leading roll in the about to be released "book of bull" and psalm # 69, where bull features as a ....
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...... banned him from being a member of The Levant Free Trade Association, which was the modern equivalent of BRICS, except that the LFTA was targeting the international exchange rate for the shekel, the dinary and the schlotty, where the ......
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.... it was thereafter named "Free Enterprise Street", and the Money Changers .....
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.... also led to a sign being placed beside the BBQ, by the pool at each Motel, that said "DIAMONDS CUT & POLISHED WHILE YOU WAIT, AND LEPROSY CURED IF YOU ........
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..... DG has turned out to be the ideal location to run a multi-ethnic food operation, as the population around here and Chintin would have to be the most genealogically diverse since my family declared the existence of The Levant and took over the .....
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..... chocolate croissants from last year's winner of the competition between the 8 of them to find "DG's best Boulengerie", which was won by ......
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.... cast asunder, banished to live a year in Moorabbin with compulsory attendance at all Collingwood games, and then sent to improved conditions as the keeper of a 10 drachma Ottoman brothel in Istanbul." But Turbo was always commercially aggressive if nothing else, although still cocked hammers adverse (CHA) and replied "How about I chuck in some handrail, some carp goldfish for the moat & 10 years supply of .....
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.... construed as the "Second Coming", which OT needed desperately as he's only ever had one. The location of Daraweit Gwin as the Melbournistan equivalent of The Levant, meant that the Knights Templar started to build castles at the confluence of the 5 rivers, and Turbine Drawbridges Inc .......
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.... particularly the bloke who brought Frankenstein to the afterbirth pissup, when he .....
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.... locating an ancient manger outside of DG, where there is evidence of Wise Men all over the joint, and an imposing hill known locally as Golgotha Gwim, where .....
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..... like a cross between Fabbio, Mel Gibson and little Rusty Crowe, which would mean that .....
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.... stealthily slipped Turbo a love note which said that her Grandma was still active, and she was keen to show Turbs the wonders of Tahitian senior citizen staying power, and how they can ......
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.... welcomed, during his present State sponsored visit to Tahiti, where he attended the Bastille Day celebrations yesterday, and he was bombarded by a group of nubile Wahinis as shown in the below photo. Cappy, like his ancestor, was always the complete gentleman and didn't even .....
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..... she fell under Turbo's wild, animalistic & sexually ingratiating spell, Cappy became outrageously jealous, even to the extent that Iolani's talents & prowess had the potential for Cappy to fall out with his half a century long best mate and combat buddy. But then Cappy realised that to fall out over a mere Princess would ......
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.... however there were 2 immediate issues, as Kelly Turbine Surfboards had sold the Chinese five million 5 ft 6" long triple fin boards that were more suited to use at St Kilda beach, and didn't work as intended at the Pipeline, and each one was imprinted with the words "From the volcano's lava field to the sea (about 3 ft) Hawaii will always be free" which caused ructions with the Peoples Front of Hawai and the .......
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..... when considering Chinese political strategies, always give additional weight to the enjoyment & "Let-their-hair-down" aspects of any moves that are made. "It is irrefutable that the 5 million blokes and blokettes in Chinese uniform want & need great dollops of fun and to have a fleet surfing contest ahead of the Pipeline Masters would be just the ticket to become happy future warfighters". Qi himself is a goofy footer with a Kelly Slater like bottom turn .... and 5 million surfboards make great camouflage cover for the fleet. (They even cheated by towing, then allowing, their best 500 surfers to ride the wash from their aircraft carriers, which is strictly forbidden in the rules of the Pipeline Masters & the Eddie Ikau competitions). Sure, to have the entire Chinese fleet parked off the North Shore and chucking their food wrappers overboard may be a bit intimidating, but hey, to make a #64 Moggie Omelette you surely have to break a few .......
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Wow Johan. That is fascinating and the NES has been crying out for a dissertation, in comment form, about BDSs with BoPm's.
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No Johnboy, Cappy was down in Argentina to quell an insurrection of shirty Bolivians, which is the type of work that Turdy and Crappy have been doing since Vicky asked us to sort the Khyber out ("The Khyber is a pain in my arse" Vicky had said, via Winston Churchill who was just another pushy bloke, as Turbs & Cappy saw him whenever they were playing up while on R&R in Londiniam). In this case Tubb was committed to sorting out the Spatleys and Cappy was suppressing the Bolivians, plus giving all of Javier's chainsaws a tune up (Cappy has the highest tune up qualification from Husqvarna). As it turns out, Turbo had misinterpreted Qi's intentions and the fleet were just carrying the Chinese surfing team (Kowabunga Dude) who just wanted a bit of practice ahead of this year's Pipeline Masters.
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.... nobody could explain the Chinese surfboards that bedecked the Chinese fleet ..... except Cappy, who was down in Argentina helping Javier, and Cappys reasoning went something like this, .....
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..... you are attempting to create a Black-Swan or False-Flag event, so as to distract from the ......
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.... the rated size of the Cheezel that results, ..... after cooking. The Cheezel factory was owned by .....
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..... , he packed his circumcision kit, gave the Sling the berries (even though it was not fully warmed up yet) and because he had no windsock, he had the perfect excuse to take off downwind with 30 knots on the tail, which he had always wanted to do. The Sling 2 handled it beautifully and as he soared into the ...... Has any other NESer noticed the report today about a Perth businessman laundering a heap of Money for the Coffin Cheaters 1%er motorcycle maniacs? This has all the hallmarks of a Turbine Banking Corp and OT financial scam as they have both been cheating the coffin for several years and both have about 1% left of their original hair. Let me know if you need a pro bono Barrister, OT. Below is the very Izmel that Turbo used for his mammoth session referred to in previous posts, including the ladies.
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Cappy notes JWs last 2 comments with vibrant interest. ..... international religious incident, being the 1st time that the Muslims near Turbo's nip and tuck operation have ever been upset about anything, because it turned out that 5 of them were actually women and Turbo failed to pick up the difference when his knife was slashing and flashing, & he ..... When Turbo is remunerated on a per circumcision basis, that is a recipe for bits of skin to be falling like confetti, be it male or female.
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And he has a blunt knife + 47 circumcisions to complete by noon.
