Captain

...which is an old 70s term to mean that he swings both ways (isnt that right Madge?)Ahlostmerox immedieately went into spasms at the mention of the B52s and Julia in the one sentence, as his fantasy was to.......

...... jump in his SS and flick east over the hills, land on the grass strip atop Parliament House and replace Tim at the Lodge, with AhLottheHarlot being all ACDC (what else is new? ......... as when Ahlot checks the oil in his Szara he stands like the bloke on the left in the above photo) while wearing Angus's shoolboy uniform and allowing Julia to .............

....the 12 incher......but the B52 at Avalon put them all to shame.""................................"

............. why, I didn't know that the B52's were even playing at Avalon" replied bull, with-a-Bone drawl.

"We are back to where this all started .... so is that Julia?" asked El RatPoo.

"Don't mention a 70's rock group (or their Love Shack) or AhLowtheHarlow will moderate the ..........

".......going to finish up itchy. I'll put ten in Een's tent for a start and that will make him.........."

..... pay for editing my last post in the way that he did. The edits ............. ohhhhhhhhhhh the edits."

"And don't forget the cyclones ............ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the Cyclones" added AhRoxOff.

"And the stingers .......... ohhhhhhhhhh the stingers" said Brine.

"What about the pythons .............. ohhhhhhhhhhh the pythons" added the 12 Incher (...... ohhhhhhhhhh the 12 inchers) who echoed ..............

".........spectacles so itchy that I was forever scratching them, and that made me bow legged [Ed: as readers will see of photos showing him at various fly ins], and the midges......oh the midges......."

.... those bloody midges. They get down there around my spectacles, they do backstroke in the perspiration (from the humidity ......... ohhhhhhhhh the humidity), but that's nothing because once the Cane Toads get a taste for those midges after being marinated in Brine (sorry Briney), you can't keep them out of your jocks. The bites are HUGE, and that is why I had to put that Exit sign on the inside of the passenger's door of the Lighty (see photo in post # 7524), because I can assure you that if Cane Toads are munching on your spectacles at 5000 feet, you would rather jump and take your chances. The Cane Toads ........... ohhhhhhhhh the Cane Toads ( Then Madge added "I'm packing the luggage area of my Lighty with 28.3 kgs of 'em [don"t want to stuff up my W & B with a new Techy in control & the CASA Ramp Check Police on patrol] so as to bring some down to Temora later this month, and then we'll see who's .................

....your old upskirting mirror, and cruising 50 feet above beaches with a collection of flour bombs""What did I dooooo!?" wailed the ex-Major "I was only reporting history as it happened, just like the ABC"

 

"We don't what to hear your history with all that........."

...... white powder that you used to carry around in little plastic packets.

"Hey" yelled Madge defensively "That wasn't a drug, that was talcum powder, as I chafe a lot (down there) up here in F'nQ when we fly around in the humidity .................... ohhhhhhhhhhhh the humidity, the sweat made my .......

....the indecent Major, who really thought he was a decent Major who knew a thing or two about batteries."I'm always positive" he said, but when I'm connected to a......................"

..... memory of a rock band from back in the 70's when Madge was a middle aged party animal, with a ..............

..... pushed the boundaries of propriety, and his use of the self portrait in post #7524.

And the photo of bull in the bottom photo in #7524 (That-is-bull-standing-outside-his-house-in-the-centre-of-that-photo).

And while the Magnificent Moderatti were considering whether to ban Madge, AGAIN, they suddenly realised that Madge was raising important issues about non-invertibrate anthropod animals (worms) when he joined the subject of hymens and Nanna ........ by Madge's very clever reference to "hymenolepsis nana" and the Caravan's proclivity to ..................

"....last saw her she had a butcher's knife in her hand, and she........"

..... looked hot"

"I know" said Tubb "As I find her scrumptious too. And this isn't some sexist rant from me either" he added "As I just love red-heads, she has a body to die for, that walk is a total turn-on and her nose is very erotic. We used to search for lawyers with those atributes when I was the leader of the gang known (and feared) as the "BangeHolme Bangers".

"I know what you mean Tink" added AhChoo "Because there is one other feature of Julia's that really gets me going, and that is her ................

If you are into aircraft, particularly the ultralight form, then just go & have a good time.I drive up each year & really enjoy the atmosphere camping there, meeting new people and drooling over all the different aircraft.

H

Down the end, same place and time. Will you go into the corner again?

Regards Geoff

keep-it-in-the-family-it-would-surely-please-your-sister-.as-we-all-know-about-these-Tazwegtans---------:roflmao:sorry-beaten-to-the-post-by-that-bandywong-fella-lol

So the ethnically diverse, but socially strong, traits of Australia were confirmed once and for all.

F'nQ and Tazzy are almost identical, and to quote a well known Qld politician "Keep it in the family. If you can't keep your sister (or brother .... NTTIAWWT) happy, what chance do you have with a stranger?"

"I've always found that" said Tink typed on the dash mounted Ipad in his Vette while on a pick-up run down Lygon St and St Kilda Rd "But you have to be .............

See photo at right of Tink in his Vette on the hunt for schmoo.

zooming round on speed like ZZtop before irrevocably exiting like Elvis..... wait...thats me your talking about....and I aint ready to exit permanently yet

why we've yet to fully explore the linkage between epaulettes and kinky cockpits where its murmured in Taswegia that....

.... cannot be mentioned here.

Then the similarity struck El Ratpoo, as AndyTheChapeauDefecateur let slip, Elvis had kicked it on a 10 gallon western hat that he had filled in as long as it takes Ahlow to have a quickie.

See photo at right, with Andy trying the hat on the other end. Note Andy's mature Presidential visionary gaze.

"I'd better be careful which hat I use or I might go the same way" said Andy thoughtfully "And I also think I'll make myself a CFI, with a gold lame jump suit, as I reckon that will pull heaps of chicks if I ...................

Andy the CFI, ready for his 1st female student. See him at Natfly for an interview or a thrill.

Andy in more formal atire, on arrival at the Feb 9th General Meeting in Canberra. Note his ventriliquist's dummy. He must be practicing to be the next Secretary.

...karked it like Korsakov....

.... mauled it like Mahler, stroked it like Strauss and got in like Stravinski, before ..............

........play Chopin and Bach, when his mother pointed out that he continued to play with Chopin's kind he'd eventually be doing a lot more than baching, and also...........

..... he might end up beating it like Beethoven, waggle it like Wagner and cough like Chai-cough-ski, before he .............

...Ahlox had received formal training in banging.""He's so erratic" said ...

..... Eeeeen who knew him intimately from his supervision of PoxyLoxy's Moderati Magnifcenti Ordinarementi.

"But he is erotically erratic (and also erogenous, errantry but error-prone, erectile (& eruptive), erudite and eremite)" commented Andy, who had also played the Little Drummer Boy in Kindy (so he had empathy for GoldyLox), before he reached puberty and started to ..............

.....but Kimbo was not amused "Why is it always ME!" he said. "Why......."

.... are people so unkind."

"Well bugger me" said the 12 incher (Not that there is anything wrong with that). "I always suspected that Kamahl was lurking here, and that Ahlox was his model for the "Little Drummer Boy", but I never thought that ..................

....even though we told you not to."He is just a naughty boy" said Mavis

 

"Why, even sometimes when I go to punish him, he is already waiting with his .........

..... legs akimbo and a couple of the Szara's rivets ready for insertion. He never actually looks at me but he always asks "That's not the 12 incher is it"?, before he breathes a sign of relief and .............

"It's what you do when you want to go somewhere in a taxi" said Maggot who'd lost time looking it up on the internet, as he always did. He always pushed in to others conversations too, usually slipping totally off the subject matter. "I've caught many taxis of course" he said proudly puffing his little chest and.....

..... I'm in favour of the Mining & Possum Skinned G'String Taxes too, let alone those that sanction those pill popping truck drivers in those crappy looking new Cat prime movers ............ but then the little Grub hit the deck in fear and started shaking.

"Is that a Tsunami?" asked Tubb, and then he heard the much more dreaded sound.

It was Andre the chapeau déféquer.

"Moorabin traffic, this is Szara 5*** (Poxy's numbers) 20 miles to the northeast, inbound on descent (if I can keep that funny little needle thing pointing down below the line a bit), estimating the circuit area in oh, lets say, at a guess, if I really stand on it, something like, maybe, with luck, about 50 minutes, and anticipating .............

Identity from the landing fees police when he does give a taxi call. Andy mumbled whether calling for a taxi or calling to taxi the result is the same my wallet becomes lighter perhaps if i do need to taxi i should use the loxy szara callsign, in fact as i transit across this great southern land i should use the szara callsign at every opportunity so as the aviation world starts to pay serious attention to the szara. Unaware of the financial disaster he had just set in motion, he just for a moment had the stunned treasurer look but then he grabed his hat and started another motion to........

..... see if he had a seconder, but then it was realised that it was already number 2's.

So Andy used the Szara's callsign so as to dodge landing fees, but at each airport he noticed something that he had never seen before in his 230.

Andy would call "All stations Coffs, this is the Szara 5*** Loxies numbers" and people would immediately throw themselves on the ground with their hands over their faces to protect their eyes ...... old folks would have heart flutters, pregnant ladies would commence contractions and ladies who were trying to get pregnant would be put off their shot. (Collectively they looked like the people of Pompei that have been dig out of the ruins). Even little kids and dogs were terrified.

"Can't be the Szara" the Shatterer observed "As they are as reliable a beer can as you can find, so the panic must be caused by .................

...."on" and "off" so I don't forget to put them on, and they won't fall off."I had those signs put on for a reason" whimpered Madge " I'm right eared; isn't everyone?"

 

"Not............."

... those south of the border, as most of us down this way have an ear on both sides of our heads.

"I also have signs on that headset that say "Ears" and "Mouth"" added Madge "As sometimes it took me a long time to get them on right, and I was using about 50 litres of fuel each flight before I could give my taxi call"

"What's a taxi call?" asked Andy (who is legandary at Coffs for his radio technique), as he filled another hat and moved on to the next one, a rather jaunty beret that Ahlox likes to use to disguise his ............

[ATTACH=full]20797[/ATTACH] .....................even though on his Filopino Cupid site he was being made 'my favorite' by more pretty tagalog-speaking asian girls than you would find in a Minilla brothel on a saturday night. It must have been that in-cockpit pilot photo that he posted on his profile. They are probabily WW2 warbabies' grandchildrens' grandchildren, after the yanks were based there, and they reckon that pilot shot looks just like one of their grandfathers !.... if they only knew it was just the Maj with his...............................

..... hair dyed, as he usually looks like one of their (not so) great grandpaaas.

"Woopee" said Nanna "Those fly-boy porsche design type Raybans almost make Madge look like a bloke, and the 3.30 o'clock shadow makes him/her (NTTIAWWT) look rugged and like an Aussie cricketer too."

"In F'nQ, those glasses are from Porch Design" explained bull-from-bone "And once they are designed out on the porch, they are manufactured in the back passage."

"And I see that Madge now has left and right on his headphones" added Ratty "But what you can't see is that he also has "up" and "down" on them too, and since afixing those labels he has had much less trouble getting them to work effectively."

"That's a great idea" said Ahlox "Where's me Dymo and I'll make some signs that say .....................

.... worn-out copy of Pride and Prejudice...

..... and Prim and Proper, but as Mrs Lox often says to me, she'll do anything to prevent pre-ignition as Loxy preens himself in a hope to prevent premature premarital PIO with his pretzel that had pre-shrunk to a ...............

............ and they go well with a look that I am perfecting, which is a cross between a rabbit in a spotlight, a roo in the headlights, a stunned mullet, Ahlox under the moonlight, Andy on the hat in the torchlight, and the 12 Incher under a porchlight when he got sprung with his .............

You have the flow wrong Capt. The "I" remains the same "I". Nev

FURTHER SCANDAL

Nev denies his own sexuality.

"This is a very sad case" said Betina Aunt "And is typical of suppressed monosexual desires that are prevalent in the world of fast cars, loose women, dashing fly-boys, flambouyant aviation and big money that is typical of RAA members. I can't for the life of me see why Nev would'nt find Ahlox terribly attractive, as indeed do I" she added.

And where is Eppaulette when you need him to explain why...........

...... he is licking his wounds and designing a new Air Field-Marshal's outfit to wear at Natfly, this time with platinum baubles and a ..................

advised to take that day job I said I had... nev

WARNING ..... WARNING ..... SCANDAL ...... SCANDAL

Loxy has "had" Nev and Nev has admitted it (see above), so no wonder Poxy is looking so happy in the ChapeauShatter's post # 7473, and why ......................

....... I like a good #2 as much as the next guy!

"Guy?" said Loxie "Now that's a wild assumption, what with my .....................