Captain

GetmeLox off on the other hand his clacker to maraca timing was enough to have constable doubtfire searching high and low for......

............. her cuffs. It is well known that they are often called "handcuffs", but with AhLottheHarlot, she often uses them to enhance the experience by cuffing one or both of his maracas to his .............

Le plume de ma Tante is sometimes used near Le Claquer, out in the garden when Tubby calls in for his aperitif.

No one has yet worked out how to determine if clacker failure is likely of not and all that we could do was inspect them more often. GetmeLox off was well known as the industries best clacker inspector and people travelled from far a field to have him......

.... also check their castanets if females or their maracas if blokes, because Ahlow is a specialist at .................

..Shame he thought that I cant bring the dynamic lead balancer with me MMM could do with a balance he thought......and as for.....ROGER-RAMJET----pfffff-only-taildraggers-are-real-aviators...............

...... except for those that just do it because they have worms.

..slip back in ............... whipped cream ............... put the old girl away .............. etc

"Now your talking my lingo" said Nanna, who was the old girl that Andy had put away, "But" she added "For a good looking fit young lad like you, who in post # 7601 had expressed the joys of hetro wife stuff, why then did you .........

.....the tail of Snoopy and the Red Baron.

"One day, high over Flanders fields, soared a graceful dog kennel. In tight formation with his wingmen, Woodstock and Captain Ratenbacker, Snoopy was keeping a watchful eye over the lines when he spotted a glint....

....... down at the airfield, which was fully identifible when Snoopy was on short final.

"Oh poop" said Snoopy to himself as he flaired (AvRef) "That glint came from a CASA Inspector's badge and I'm gunna be ramp checked when I park this thing."

"We've had a complaint from some bloke named "Red", so where is your flight plan, your maintenance little booklet, your current map of Flanders (and Fields), your radio endorsement and your latest machine-gun firing permission slip" asked the Inspector.

"Get knotted" replied Snoopy, who wasn't so cute when he was not on camera "Radios haven't been invented yet, you wanka".

And as the Inspector walked around the aircraft looking for some way to give Snoopy more grief, he was at the front bit where the fan is located when Snoopy's paw moved calmly to the trigger and ..............

... life long fantasy of talking to a real live Bev!

"Hello" :sweat:he stammered as he.......

.... realised that he had been sucked in (NTTIAWWT), that this Bev was actually an abbreviation for "Beveller" and he was in the middle of a woodworking version of the "Gherkin-Slicer" joke.

"Tee Hee thump" went the NES'ers as they revelled in his embarrasment.

"He zipped up, put on his Moderatti hat and quoted Shakespeare by reciting .............

....Turbo, "Ahlot's learning the language, and...."

......... at that point he was drummed out because the little ankle biters were dropping like flies (& a bit like they drop at the Blue Oyster too).

"Tee hee thump" was the sound repeated throughout the school.

The Head Mistress (who was given that title because she was seeing a number of married men [it was actually a bevy of them], and women [NTTIAWWT, and by coincidence one of whom was named Bev], at the time) stepped in and suggested to AhLox "Perhaps teaching kiddies may not be your forte, but you are certainly a fine hot speciman so if you are interested in adding to my list, my mobile is 0837 744 75*."

To which Ahlox stopped Moderating, drew himself up to his .......................

Which particularly applied in Wagga Wagga after Ahlot had been given the job of coming up with a promotional programme for kids by tbe Fire Departmemt and had plastered all the trucks with a photo of himself looking grim with the caption "Play with matches and I'll get YOU!" and all the kids fell about laughing, saying: "......."

"After what he plays with, matches are the least of his worries, but then again AhLow is a dashing Fly-Boy, a Suzuki lider, an exclusive members of the Magnificenti Moderattori, a founder member at the Blue Oyster and a real ..............

".....heterosexual?"

"No mate" replied Brine "As SlartiBartSimpson and AhlotTheHarlot often joke to each other during the Moderator's meeting at the Blue Oyster, they are heteronomously heterophylious, while sometimes during a full moon they go to the Clear Prop Shop, buy some Pilot's Porn and .................

Randy@PortMacquarieTheWifeDefiler[/email]' date=' post: 26507, member: 0"']"........ meanwhile .............

..." press your golden cape, prepare your coffee (which I admit I didn't do when you stayed the night), hand wash your car, tell you I haven't had to rebuild the engine in the 230, and be an all- round mate because....."

...... I don't understand your comment in post # 7593 about us not setting your agenda. After all, how many genders do you want, and except for Tubby and Andy, aren't they ............

........that he rustled his golden cape and sat quietly with the 9000 waiting to hear Captain's eternal speech from Natfly, hopefully accompanied by a feed of cakes and little fishes."W...............?"

"Wait" yelled Ratman "I have some other stuff to do first, plus I have some boots to polish, a cuppa to make and some webbing to blanco, but after that I would be happy to .............

........fa.t before you sit down." (Nanna, toothless as ever these days was Rat's squeeze"Agenda?" said Turbo, "We know what your agenda is you old rodent; you just want to be the major's batman and then............."

...... either AhRoxoff or Sloppybuttcrack can be your Robin, with Tink dressed up and padded where needed as Batgirl (see Tink's jaunty photo below), and with ........................

However the lovable Ratpoo stuck to his guns. "You blokes don't set my agenda" he said "And anyway, are youze blokes really members of RAA?" he asked.

"Yes Tink, leave my stud-Rat alone" called Nanna "And also, don't ...............

......worst case of piles you can even imagine. The dribble around the table was nothing compared to the dribble that came out of my ahlockshole when I finally made it to the loo after a quick suppository.

"You call that piles?" exclaimed the Rat, "well, you never heard my story about the time I stayed at Turbo's beach house and he treated me to one of his famous.......

...... "Pile Drivers", and not just the drink either as Tink's beach house was on the headland at Sorrento (rich Tink?), like "Chez Mandy" which is 5 acres on the beachfront at Coffs, but needed protection from erosion so Tubby used a combination of sheet piles, friction piles and ............

....... "Hold up there" yelled Andy the Hat Depositor (and RAA helper) "I don't harbor a grudge, even when I am at the Blue Oyster with ModerattiLox (he is magnificent in his leather cap and chaps) and I am called "Mandy" or "Sandy" or "Candy" or "Bandy" or ...........................

For those of us who couldn't get to Temora the total silence from all who attended leaves us feeling like the organisation has flown VMC into cloud and everone who attended the meeting is just holding their collective breath and mentally counting off 167 and 168 and 169 and 170 and 171 .........

Colourful language you use there about VMC, but there were 120 - 150 members who did attend, and you not being there doesn't mean that the organisation isn't on the way back to straight and level, but perhaps with a whisker'd plug and some crook fuel.

I attended the Board Meeting on the Thursday as an Alternate for Jim Tatlock. Only 1 or 2 members attended that meeting as observers.

I also spoke for 5 - 10 minutes at the GM on the "Restructuring" and a motion of thanks on that issue was kindly moved and approved by the meeting.

Having spoken for that long at the meeting, I want to allow others to comment here, if they wish, before I go through it again.

The GM went for almost 2 hours and many issues were discussed.

Is no one prepared to say what happened at the NATFLY meeting?Scotty

Perhaps you need to allow those RAA Members that did make the effort to attend, time to travel home and onto a computer.

Were there many at the meeting Captain and how long did it run for ?Alan.

My rough count from the front, based on approx. numbers across the hangar and rough number of rows, had it at well over 120 attending initially.

In the end it went a full to 1 pm or so, so about 1 hour 45 minutes.

Regards Geoff

Any outcomes or comments on this mornings general meeting?

I spoke from the front table at the GM so will allow others to state what they thought before I say it again here.

Regards Ratty

A few more from today (Saturday).

A bit a cloud is coming through ahead of what is predicted to be showers, so plenty of aircraft are heading out.

I have concentrated these pics on a bit more detail, a bit like if you had been here and stuck your head into a few areas.

Didn't have time for more as I had to attend and speak at today's GM.

Great coverage there rat, Slarti looked just as rediculous last year on that postie bike !......I see my old mate there again with the little corby, we were neighbors last year and Windsor and I enjoyed his company. Almost like being there ...thanks ...............................Maj...

I wasn't sure whether Slarti looked most like Marlon Brando or Marilyn Monroe (the "Bikie" or the "Bike"), so I went with the kinder option.

A further update ....................

Wind has just gone a tad west & is between 18 & 23, but sky is blue and weather is GREAT (AvRef), however with another cool night on the way.

Some day trippers are departing while there are plenty of demo aircraft and gyros active in the circuit.

And a bit of scandal ............ slartibartsimpson is here riding a "Follow-me" Postie bike & he looks exactly like Marlon Brando.

Plus a scoop ............... don't believe everything that Telstra says about their wireless internet either. This has been a pain to load due to wireless dropouts.

Attendance is certainly down on recent years, but some additional aircraft have arrived today, so a few further pics are below:

Hi CaptainAbsolutely great pictures, thanks for posting!!!!

Can you ask some there to turn on the web cam................. http://www.natfly.com.au/webcam/

 

as it is still showing "

 

"Natfly Temora Airport 2012 Looking to the North"

I'd like to see 2 or 3 cameras in operation with also a constant broadcast from the Temora CTAF as well.

Then all members who can't attend can make vroom vroom noises & circuit calls from their lounge chairs.

Friday 2 pm .... Great weather with wind from about 200.

This morning was cool and if you are from F'nQ or F'n NT you might have thought it cold.

Day is now warm around lunchtime.

Lots of aircraft flying in, with heaps of VH registrations amongst them.

Sorry about all the photos of the Helicycle, but I have been hot for one for a while now.

If you are here and not having fun, then check your pulse.

Congrats go to Ed Herring and his Committee for the new layout of displays. Much improved, I reckon.

And also for the Spitfire flying display, which I think had David Lowy, himself, at the controls.

Hope you enjoy the following:

Weather Thursday was overcast with showers, as predicted.

Some aircraft arrived and below are a few photos that also show the set-up of stands etc. A lot of people are working hard for the members.

Check out the clouds in some of them as these were taken just before a SW change came through.

The weather this morning (Friday) is PERFECT or a little better, with clear skys but cool and it looks like magic flying weather.

If you are thinking of coming, then give it a go.

And as shown near the bottom, there is another SportStar here for Ahlocks' aircraft to play with, if he comes up.

Regards Geoff

G'day All,

Thought you might like to see some photos from Natfly on Wednesday afternoon.

Temp was about 34 C, blowing 15 - 20 knots gusting 25 knots, exactly and consistantly right down 36.

Hope you like 'em.

There is a line of thunderstorms on the way to us maybe 3 - 5 hours west and a change behind that, so tomorrow looks a bit suss.

That's Mr H's camper in photo 4.

Regards Geoff